Go back to the valley to farm

Chapter 542
Chapter 540 Three Dare To Find Me Like This

Li Junge slapped his forehead: "Oh! Really! It's been two months since I went out with A Yin! The days really go by so fast! In a blink of an eye, Master Liu will be out."

After speaking, he joked: "It's just that this generation is not easy to call, Jin Daipi, tell me, do you think I should be called my younger brother or my nephew?"

When Sister Du heard the voice, she was still holding a child's bundle in her hand, she seemed to be collecting things, and seeing that her husband was blushing and unable to get off the stage, she burst into a smile: "The Lijiagou was finally clean for two months, why did you come back again? Come in quickly, I have something to ask you!"

Li Junge hurried over to support Sister Du and said, "Don't come out, the child is important."

Sister Du smiled and said, "I'm also from a poor child. How can it be so expensive? Come and help me collect things. These are made by your grandma for the baby. They are soft and beautiful!"

Li Junge picked up a tiger head hat and said with a smile: "I am familiar with this thing, my mother has kept it for me until now!"

Sister Du also shook her head and sighed: "I regret that I came to Lijiagou too late and didn't learn your grandma's skills. If I can sew a suit for my own child and keep it until he grows up, how meaningful it is. Say yes, I will bring my children here every holiday in the future, and learn from your fourth grandpa, and I can't follow the old ways of his parents."

While putting things in the suitcase, Li Junge said, "Aren't you and Mr. Liu doing well now? Now that the children have fallen into the honeypot, there are many opportunities for a way out, so there is no need to worry about it?"

Sitting by the bed, Sister Du handed things to Li Junge and asked, "Er Pi, what's going on with you and A Yin?"

Li Junge took it over, knelt down and folded his sides and said, "We're doing fine, sister Du, didn't you watch that show? Let me tell you..."

Sister Du winked: "I'm only worried after seeing it! I asked Ah Yin why she is still a virgin now?"

Li Junge was so frightened that the little clothes in his hand fell into the box, and quickly picked them up: "Sister Du, you, you can even see this..."

Sister Du said: "Don't forget what I do! After all, is it your problem or her problem? If it's your problem, isn't there Uncle Pharmacist? He treats you like half his son, and he has something to do with him." What's not to say?"

Li Junge quickly shook his hand: "It's not my problem, ah, it's not Ayin's problem, it's...it's the heat..."

Sister Du scolded: "Such a clever person, how can he be so brain-dead on this?! A house on the island is not good enough for fifty days?! You just take A Yin too seriously, and she will do whatever she says! Let me tell you, Women sometimes don't mean what they say, and when they say no, their hearts are [-]% yes!"

Mr. Liu was cooking in the kitchen when he was choked by something and coughed repeatedly.

Sister Du shouted to the kitchen: "What are you coughing! Piwa is not a child anymore!"

The coughing stopped immediately.

Sister Du turned her head and said to Li Junge: "Hurry up and find a chance to have sex with A Yin. Now you are not good enough. As long as you make up for this short head, this daughter-in-law will be tied to death..."

There was another coughing sound in the kitchen, this time it was really choking.

Li Junge was so angry that he was speechless, why did I almost die?Why is it short?I'm not short!

He said in his mouth: "Du... Sister Du, you... Your way of dealing with Master Liu may not be suitable for us..."

Sister Du took the small clothes and slapped Li Junge: "How can you talk!"

After speaking, he chuckled again: "Forget it, I don't bother with you, as long as you know that you are all fine!"

Li Junge felt relieved, and quickly changed the subject: "Why don't you stay one more day? The day after tomorrow, Ayin and I will go to Jiachuan with you. The wedding of Zhu Erchong and the eighth woman will be rehearsed, and there will be me and Ayin, the best man and bridesmaid. thing."

Sister Du sighed again. She chased Mr. Liu too hard back then, and after Mr. Liu let go, she didn't dare to hold the wedding, so she just moved into Mr. Liu's house with her bags.

Li Junge smiled and said: "It's not easy to do? When the folk experience recovers, you come to Lijiagou and marry Master Liu again!"

Sister Du giggled coquettishly: "That's something you're going to use to fool tourists! We're old married couples, and with his temperament, it's better to give him a knife than to let him do this!"

I ate at Master Liu's place at noon, and Master Liu's craftsmanship is now catching up with Liu Sanwa, Liu Sangao.

Li Junge was still thinking in his heart, could it be that everyone surnamed Liu has a talent for cooking?
During the meal, Master Liu said: "Your friend, the eighth wife, will probably be promoted in the next year."

Li Junge said: "Master Liu, the news is really well-informed, how do you know?"

Mr. Liu didn't accept this, but said: "But it's only good for you. After the new year, Lao Luo will go to the city, and Lao Xue will take the top. That eighth woman has been with Lao Xue for so long, just last year and this year when you were in Li There are satellites in the family ditch, and political achievements are accounted for every penny."

"The results of Lijiagou are the results of Pan'ao Township. The results of Pan'ao Township will be taken care of by Lao Xue. Lao Xue has taken care of Liang girl, and someone will take care of Lao Xue. If Lao Xue is taken care of, he must take care of him. Let Liang girl achieve better results. If Liang girl wants to achieve better results, I can't do without you. If I can't do without you, I have to mention my eighth wife by the way. So these things are going smoothly."

"If you think about it, Lijiagou needs the support of the bureau committee in the county the most. I guess Ba Po is going to that position."

Li Junge was so shocked that the meatballs fell into the bowl, didn't you say you were a gangster?With this set of reasoning, it’s not bad to change careers to be an organization minister...

After dinner, Sister Du explained with great sincerity in Li Junge's sign language, if you have any questions, you should quickly find Uncle Pharmacist. She and Master Liu did it too late, otherwise the baby would be soy sauced.

Li Junge was so ashamed that he fled in despair.

……

When I visited Ms. Du, I thought there was a big belly next door.

So Li Junge slipped out to the uncle's house again.

Liangzi is also pregnant, and is sitting at the table serving a pot of flower arrangements.

Seeing Li Junge coming, Liangzi was very happy: "You're back? Why isn't Ah Yin with you?"

Li Junge sat down opposite Liangzi, picked up the coal sand teapot and poured tea for himself and Liangzi, and said, "Ayin and Liang girl are riding motorcycles all over the mountain. Their temperament is not the same as yours. But I Do you want to move around more? It’s not good to sit like this all the time, what about me, Uncle Bamboo Carpenter?”

Liangzi smiled and said, "I'm teaching bamboo weaving in Pan'ao Township. Come, bring the flowers to the counter."

Li Junge got up and took the flowers over to put them away, looked around the hall of the wooden building, and commented: "It's really time for all the big girls and young wives in Lijiagou to come and see, this home economics graduate is different! Everywhere is so elegant , you are not open to the public, if you want to do a homestay, it is estimated that tourists will have to squeeze their heads."

Liangzi said: "If they like, I can teach them too, but they are not bad, I can't compare to female celebrities and cooking skills."

After chatting for a few more words, Uncle Bamboo Carpenter also came back and said, "Hey, Piwa is back? Where's Ah Yin?"

Li Junge said with a smile: "It's true that the family doesn't come into the house. The first sentence of both of you is this. Ayin and Liang girl are together, and there are many things to take over."

At this time, there were customers in the store, and Ryoko went to greet them.

Uncle Bamboo Carpenter smiled and said, "Liang girl will really find me a job! Over there, I set up a small bamboo silk weaving craft factory, recruited a few master craftsmen and apprentices, and asked me to be a technical guide. I said you What's the matter with the paint? The paint will be dried in the sun for three days, so the old rules are gone?"

Li Junge didn't answer, and asked, "What's the situation in Pan'ao Township? Girl Liang is my benefactor in Lijiagou. If it wasn't for her, the lychees of the villagers would have rotted under the tree last season."

Uncle Bamboo Carpenter said: "You don't have to worry about this, it's an old-fashioned way, there is nothing to say, the key is the sales. But the sales are nothing to think about. Let the Thai delegation not talk about it, and the current bustling in Pan'ao Township is nothing to worry about. Question. Let's move on to the lacquer thing..."

Li Junge said impatiently: "It's been so long and you still mention it. Didn't the lacquer pass the test? In the end, they took all the footbaths I made for collection!"

Uncle Bamboo Carpenter seemed to have heard the biggest joke, and he collapsed on the chair with laughter: "It's just that three flat and not round things you made? My God! I'm going to use that thing to fool things, wait If you don't meet Liangzi, you will be beaten to death by the old stripper!"

Now Li Junge is not happy: "Why is it not round? Why is it not round?! I have used compasses!"

Uncle Bamboo Carpenter stared: "It's reasonable for you to use compasses?! When do you think I used compasses?"

Li Junge was blocked again: "This...you are a national craftsman, how dare you compare your skills with me? You are shameless! Do you dare to compete with me in fishing?! Just ask if you dare ?!"

The two laughed and quarreled for a while. Uncle Bamboo Carpenter wiped away the tears from his laughter, waved his hand and said, "It's time to settle our bill again. Piwa, this place is too big. I heard that the entire Pan'ao Township All in all, there are thousands of tourists every day. The business is really good! I don’t want to go out during the National Day, and I’m full of faces.”

Li Junge waved his hand and said, "Don't worry, I just came back to see you. You see how fast this day is, Sister Du is about to give birth."

Uncle Bamboo Carpenter said, "It's almost a month away. The pharmacist showed it and said it was a boy."

Li Junge smiled and said, "Have you checked with Uncle Yaoshi?"

Uncle Bamboo Carpenter said, "I found it, but the pharmacist said it was too early to tell, unless I went to take a B-ultrasound."

Li Junge teased him: "Then do you want a boy or a girl?"

Uncle Bamboo Carpenter said: "It doesn't matter, if it's a girl like Liangzi, it's smoke from the Huang family's grave..."

Li Junge thought to himself, uncle bamboo stripper, you are so humorous, I don't even know where your ancestral grave is.

But Uncle Bamboo Carpenter began to frown again: "You said that if a girl like Liangzi is like Liangzi, what kind of husband's family should I find in the future? I can't find it in Lijiagou. After thinking about it, Shitou's family is right, but with Xiaoshitou's baby is a generation behind, and Xiaoshitou doesn't have a wife now, when I have a baby, my daughter will be so much older, it's not appropriate..."

Li Junge spewed out a mouthful of tea, it's better not to be a girl!Otherwise, according to your virtue, a proper daughter slave!

But he retaliated on his lips: "You can do it! The year before last, you lived in a dilapidated thatched hut, and the movable and real estate combined did not exceed 5 yuan, and the real estate still accounted for the majority. Even you are worthy of my Aunt Liangzi, and you are still worried. What?"

Uncle Bamboo Carpenter glared: "She dares! If she dares to find someone like me! I won't recognize her as a daughter!"

Li Junge couldn't help laughing, "Uncle Bamboo Carpenter, I don't like to bury myself like this!"

(End of this chapter)