Go back to the valley to farm

Chapter 548 Broilers

Chapter 540 Nine Chickens
Li Junge's task is to accompany and pick up the bride in advance, and then to judge the words and demeanor, remind the bride and groom not to neglect the guests, pay attention to the time of conversation, keep the ring during the wedding celebration, and then block the wine.

A Yin's task is to accompany the bride in advance, and then keep an eye on the six directions, pay attention to the bride price, keep the bride's belongings, check the dress and make-up, and help change clothes.

Of course, the best man and bridesmaid are not just the two of them, there are also Yan Dou Ergou and Xiaoxue Xiaohong.

Originally, the group of four from Columbia University also wanted to get involved, but the temporary wedding committee unanimously decided that the eight model-level long legs were too much for the show, and they were directly disqualified.

It’s fine for international friends to be guests quietly, so what’s the trouble!

Zhu Chao'an rehearsed first, and Ren Xiaoqian rushed over when the line was almost over, saying incessantly, "I'm sorry to join the army, I just finished an emergency operation..."

Li Junge smiled and said: "The county hospital is so short of talents, and those from this province can't be used in this way. What should I do if I scare them away..."

Ren Xiaoqian said with a smile: "Erpi, it's really time to disappear. You can look good on the show, and you are really a reliable man!"

Wang Congjun smiled and said, "Hey wife! Isn't it good to praise other men like that in front of your husband?"

Li Junge said with a smile: "Ba Po grew up with me when I was a child, and he knows at least half of what I know. Next time we come to Lijiagou, let's have a picnic together. We don't have to do anything. How about giving him a chance to perform?" ?”

Ren Xiaoqian took Wang Congjun's arm, and gave Li Junge a white look: "You are a scammer! Never forget to trick my family into joining the army! Ayin, you are so hot in leather clothes, alas, you are so cheap!"

While talking, Zhuer Chong came over with sweat on his forehead, and said, "It's your turn! Hurry up! My good guy, this is a drill, so I'm sweating all over!"

Then it was Wang Congjun's and Ren Xiaoqian's turn to toss, and after the arrangement, Wang Congjun's forehead was also wet.

The girls still had a lot of things to do, but they were very excited and didn't feel tired at all. They said hello to their husband-to-be and groomsmen, and called them to celebrate Singles' Day.

The few old men left looked at each other and discussed how to do it.

After discussing for a long time, it turned out that I still went to ma la tang.

Zhu Chaoan scraped the rabbit's waist into the dipping plate with chopsticks, and muttered: "This ceremony is not authentic at all. In the American dramas I follow, people arrange stripteases on their singles day. It's too high..."

Li Junge was looking at his mobile phone, without raising his eyes, he said casually: "Just brag, can a foreign wife let her husband do this?"

Zhu Chaoan conferred the soul and frothed: "Why don't you believe it? Let me tell you, the rule there is that on the first day before the wedding, the groom's buddies will arrange special programs for him, set up a bar, invite a few hot girls, Rubbing up and down on the groom, the clothes are getting less and less..."

Li Junge said: "Oh, I'm still envious? Why don't you find a place to arrange it?"

Zhu Chaoan's face was full of embarrassment: "Uh, this... To be honest, those women are just trying to make money, who can do this when they do engineering? But I dare to swear to God, since I met Xiaomei, I have never done anything to apologize to her. things..."

Li Junge smiled and said, "That's because you've been working in Lijiagou, right? Just feel your conscience and say, if you're still working on projects outside, wouldn't you just half-push and half-push these things?"

Zhu Chaoan's eyeballs rolled around: "Maybe, maybe, should, I can still resist..."

His voice was filled with disbelief.

Li Junge picked up his mobile phone: "Sisters and sisters, did you hear me? Comrade Chao'an is generally trustworthy, but the revolutionary will is not firm enough, and some petty bourgeois wavering emotions need to be strengthened at any time!"

Hearing the laughter of a group of girls came from the other end of the phone, and then Xiaomei roared: "You little pig, you wait for me! Let's see how I will deal with you when I go back!"

Just as Zhu Chaoan put a rabbit waist into his mouth, he was dumbfounded, and the rabbit waist flew out like a bullet with a "poof", and yelled: "Li Erpi the dog, you don't feel well if you don't cheat me for a day, right? Watch me beat you to death..."

The boys here are also laughing, Li Junge pushed left and right to block: "I am helping you, okay... You really think Xiaomei doesn't know what kind of virtue you used to be?! Could it be so difficult to chase... At the wedding ceremony Those foolish promises are just tricking ghosts... This is your truth, and it reassures Xiaomei more than those nonsense... Oh, you let go, the pot will be knocked over and you will be disfigured..."

After some disturbance and laughter, everyone finally sat down again, Li Junge smiled and said: "To be honest, Zhu Erchong has changed a lot in the past year or so. I remember that when I went to Yuzhou to look for the blueprints, I said three sentences. It's going to drag me to that place..."

Zhuer Chong was dumbfounded again: "You can't bring this up at the wedding..."

Li Junge laughed loudly: "Now you know how to make a list? Hahaha, I wrote down everything in a small notebook..."

Zhuer Chong suddenly started to fight back sharply: "Erpi, your baby never goes out to hang out, and I haven't seen you have a girlfriend before. You, you won't be a virgin, will you?"

Wang Congjun also came to his senses suddenly, and slapped his thigh: "This turtle might really be!"

Ruo Dou Ergou was also startled: "Uncle Yao, you don't know how?!"

Li Junge was blocked now: "Uh... this... eat vegetables, eat vegetables..."

Zhuer Chong became more energetic: "You won't even let Ah Yin go? Ouch! You...are you gay?"

Now Wang Congjun became nervous: "Damn it! When I was young, I tricked me into going to sleep on the cold deck to watch the stars, and even tricked me into going into the ditch to touch small fish..."

Seeing the crowd, Li Junge said more and more crooked: "Yu Lou is Yu Loach! What do you mean by the small characters?! Get out! My A Yin said, we have to wait until the wedding day..."

Zhu Erchong laughed so hard that he was almost paralyzed: "Then it's still a boy chicken! Hahahaha 27 boy chicken! It's so old that the bones are about to come out, hahahaha..."

There are five people here, four of them belong to a gang, they are outnumbered, Li Junge really only has to roll his eyes on this topic.

After the ridicule, Wang Congjun patted Li Junge on the shoulder: "Nao Gui Nao, Erpi, I really convinced you!"

Li Junge said: "Fuck me, I'm usually dressed in a rustic old hat, and I forget my way when I go out for three steps. I can't get into any fashion topics or petty bourgeois sentiments. I speak Jiachuan dialect. It is indeed a bit embarrassing for any woman in a big city to take a fancy to me."

All four of them said "Oh" and nodded together in agreement.

Now Li Junge turned unhappy again: "Hey! Is this really so bad?"

The four of them laughed together: "Uh... this... eat vegetables, eat vegetables..."

After the quarrel was over, Ruo Dou and Ergou went to the company, and Li Junge and Zhu Chao'an Wang Congjun slipped to Master Liu's teahouse to drink tea.

Li Junge took his share of Wuxi Chizhu from the counter, soaked it for the three of them, shook his head and said: "This thing is from Lijiagou, I can't even eat it in Lijiagou!"

Zhu Chaoan said: "Yes! There are not many, and they are still giving favors everywhere."

Li Junge said: "Friends in the cultural world are just like this. What do you want me to do? Take two pig heads to worship the painter? That's not a problem!"

Wang Congjun said with a smile: "When it comes to watching people order dishes, if I refuse to accept anyone, I will obey you!"

Li Junge said: "Grandma, I heard that you are going to move up? Is there any news about where you are going?"

Wang Congjun said, "How about the Housing and Urban-Rural Development Bureau?"

Li Junge said: "Damn it! It's a good unit that must pass the civil service examination in terms of career establishment! Then the three of us have created a triangle."

Wang Congjun raised his cup and respected Li Junge from a distance: "It's still thanks to you and Liang Huili, so I don't need to say more about that?"

Li Junge also picked up his cup: "We two brothers are being polite when they say this. I don't think I've contributed much here, but I will definitely not hinder you in the future. Have you seen the blueprint for you a few days ago? Pan'ao Township The overall plan of Lijiagou in Miao Village is currently under the control of Secretary Xue, Director Wang, Village Chief Liang, and Village Chief Ayin. The preliminary attempts in the past year have also proved that this step can be followed Yes, it can just be thrown out in time for you!"

Even though he was in the box, Wang Congjun still looked around unnaturally, as if there was someone hiding behind the screen, and then said, "Don't change your words in a hurry! There are variables before things are settled!"

After speaking, I also laughed: "I have seen your plan, and I always thought that we were pushing you away, but it turned out that you Guier was behind the scenes. I finally figured out the taste in the past two days. Why do you always push back when the girl asks you to restore the ancient buildings in Pan'ao Township!"

Li Junge took a sip of tea: "It's a small regret, but it doesn't affect the overall situation. Alas, if the restoration project of the ancient buildings in Pan'ao Township can be postponed for more than half a year, and Xiao Zhun's TV series will be filmed more than half a year later, the two ends will be regarded as successors." Woke up."

Wang Congjun shook his head and said, "I didn't think of a sentence in Sun Tzu's Art of War until today, a good fighter has no great achievements..."

Li Junge also shook his head and said, "I'm not so godlike, it's the level of pushing the boat with the water. Girl Liang is also sincere and sincere. This matter can only be said to be God's will. Who knew that Gantang's old path was discovered again? As the Li family, we Even if I want to drag it, I can't drag it..."

Holding the teacup, Zhu Chaoan looked at Li Junge for a while, and Wang Congjun for a while, and was a little confused: "What are you two talking about? Why do I think IQ is crushed by you again?"

Li Junge said with a smile: "It has nothing to do with IQ, it's just a matter of the amount of information. In short, my eighth wife went to the Housing and Urban-Rural Development Bureau, and my life in Lijiagou will be easier. When all the families in Lijiagou in Pan'ao Township are relocated, This piece of meat is all in the pot, no one can take it away!"

But Wang Congjun shook his head and said, "Who said that? As soon as Liang girl leaves, a peach picker will come up and ask you what to do?"

(End of this chapter)