Go back to the valley to farm

Chapter 550 Walnut's Performance

Chapter 550 Walnut's Performance
Wang Congjun also sighed pretentiously: "Erpi, I'm also half of Lijiagou. I'm sure I like Lijiagou, but I definitely don't think you are so deep. I always thought you were a bit xenophobic. Looking at it now, it's still I misunderstood you, I didn't think well..."

Li Junge laughed loudly: "I've been holding back these words for a long time, and I didn't even dare to tell Liang girl Ayin. I said it today, just to find two people who can share it. This worry is too heavy, and I can't bear it. Living."

Wang Congjun nodded, pondered for a moment and said: "After the new year, I will show this blueprint and send it to the new Standing Committee for discussion. Then you and A Yin will come to the county, crying and complaining about pressure and difficulties and making demands We want policies, and put on a reluctant face. We will go through the administrative order and form a red-headed document. We will issue the construction plan for the Wuxi River Scenic Tourist Area and the Selenium-rich Ecological Agriculture Development Zone, which will become a pressure in the county. Look at what you guys are doing! While girl Liang is still in Pan'ao Township, let's set the tone first."

"After this episode, if there are any policy changes in the future, that is, the government will change the order day and night to harm the farmers, and they will ignore it wherever they go. Since we want to play a show, let's just do the whole thing!"

Li Junge said: "Xiaozhun's drama will definitely have some influence after it is broadcast. But no matter how noisy it is, only our company can control the statistics of the data report, and I will definitely let you take care of it. You and Secretary Xue will cooperate to control the publicity, etc. After the new term is over, slowly lift the cover and let it out bit by bit, this result will be ours..."

Zhu Chaoan swallowed a mouthful of saliva and said: "My ancestors are stern! I always thought that although you two are a little skinny and love to deceive people, you can be regarded as good people in the final analysis. You have been educated today. Damn good people and black-bellied people are the same. Two independent attributes! If my son dares to go into politics in the future, I will break his legs first! As for the baby born between me and Xiaomei, if he can play with you two, then he must not be my seed... ..."

Wang Congjun and Li Junge pretended to be confused: "Ah? What?"

Zhu Chaoan said: "As long as Xiaomei and I are born, it is impossible... Ouch!"

I saw Xiaomei grabbing Zhu Chaoan's ear from behind, gnashing her teeth and saying: "Pig! Son! Worm! You are too much! Fortunately, Ah Yin and Sister Qianqian interceded with you on the way! If you don't clean up today, you will be punished in the future." I can't pass my days!"

Zhu Chaoan covered his ears with his hands: "Oh...my wife, I was wrong...that's not what I mean...you didn't hear the front...they, the two of them are framing me again..."

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That night, Ayin and Li Junge rested at the big brother's house.

The next day was Friday, and A Yin and Zhu Chao'an Xiaomei got together early in the morning to help.

A Yin was careful, and prepared a small medicine box, which contained cosmetics, needles and threads, transparent nail polish and other things, which were used to deal with unexpected situations on the bride.

Zhu Dingquan was also very busy with contacting the pick-up vehicles, banquet arrangements and many other matters.

It wasn't until evening that Li Junge and Zhu Chao'an found time to go with Qiao Dou Ergou to cut their hair and choose the best man's clothes.

Li Junge also specifically asked Brother Qing to bring the walnuts from Lijiagou.

Four people sat in a row and let the barber click on their heads.

While teasing walnuts, Zhu Chaoan said, "Why do you bring this little thing out?"

Li Junge said: "I'll take it easy, and I haven't seen it for a few days since I came back! This is why I went crazy playing while Ah Yin and I were away, and I was about to be kidnapped and used to perform a monkey show. Sad."

Zhu Chaoan laughed and said, "Who doesn't know walnut in Lijiagou? People from outside can take it away? This tortoise is smarter than humans! Everyone in the village says it is a monkey spirit, and can see through other people's thoughts."

Li Junge said: "This is too exaggerated..."

Zhu Chaoan said, "Exaggeration? Let me show you one..."

After finishing speaking, let the barber bring a deck of playing cards over, and said to Li Junge: "Draw one and see what the number is, and don't let others see it."

Li Junge randomly pulled out a card, and it was three of spades.

Then Zhu Chaoan turned the poker over, with the suit facing up, and said to Walnut, "Walnut, it's your turn."

Seeing that Walnut drew three cards, he grinned in his claws, shook his head, and giggled, with a very proud expression.

When Li Junge saw it, he was so frightened that he dropped all his cards. The three cards in Walnut's hand were clearly three of diamonds, three clubs, three hearts.

"Damn it!" Yandou and Ergou looked at the cards that fell from Li Junge's hand, and they were also very surprised: "How did this happen?!"

Zhu Chaoan was very proud: "One day, girl Liang went to the city for a meeting, and entrusted me with walnuts. I played cards with Xiaomei on the bed, and this little thing was making troubles. Later, we simply teased it with poker, and found that the turtle My son can do this trick!"

At this time, I saw Walnut jumping in front of the mirror and picking up a doll that I didn't know which claw machine I grabbed.

Zhu Chaoan beamed with joy: "You say, walnuts are magical..."

However, Li Junge interrupted Zhu Chaoan's show off, and pouted: "Wait, what is Walnut doing?"

I saw Walnut began to kiss the doll, with a pig face on his face.

Li Junge also felt puzzled: "Why does this expression look so familiar?"

Ruo Dou and Er Gou also said, "Yes! I seem to have seen it somewhere, why can't I remember?"

The four of them looked dumbfounded even by the barber. Why did the little monkey suddenly start to look so pale?So young, immature?
After performing this set, the vanity mirror is full of gaping mouths, and the hairdresser and the hairdresser's hair-washing girl are all stupid.

Zhu Erchong had a pig face, exactly the same as Walnut's expression just now.

It was Li Junge who reacted the fastest: "Pig worm! You bastard! You just said what did you do after playing cards that day?!"

Ruo Dou and Er Gou showed suddenly enlightened expressions: "My father said that this pig looks so familiar! Brother Zhu, Walnut, this is what happened on the day of the live broadcast!"

The group of people all reacted now, and burst out laughing immediately.

The barber couldn't talk about professional ethics anymore, he laughed so hard that he couldn't hold the scissors steadily.

The two hair-washing girls blushed and squatted on the ground with their hands covering their mouths, unable to stand up.

Ruo Dou and Ergou pushed me and pushed you, laughing and twitching.

Li Junge also collapsed on the barber chair with a smile, and slapped the handle of the seat wildly: "It's okay except that the time is too fast... Hahahaha... Ouch, I laughed so hard... Why didn't I record that part just now hahahaha... This is enough I've been talking about it all my life! Ahahahaha..."

Zhu Chao'an's face almost turned into an eggplant color: "Dare! Who the hell dares to tell this paragraph! Don't blame me for killing people!"

Zhu Chaoan was like a boiling kettle, with steam coming out of the top of his head, pointing at the walnut and saying: "You still said it didn't become a sperm! Who the hell would be wary of a little monkey! It's killing me ..."

After the haircut, the four of them went to Aunt Suying's shop to pick up clothes. As long as one person made a sound of "Puchi" on the way, the other two would immediately be infected, and the three of them would laugh out loud.

It made passers-by stay away from several people as if they were watching a psychopath.

Zhu Chao'an was speechless, and said depressedly: "Are you guys going to finish? Brothers, you can't do this at a wedding!"

Li Junge smiled and said, "What do you mean by what you did! Forget it, I was just cleaned up by Xiaomei yesterday, and my brother will let you go and don't tell her..."

At four o'clock in the morning, the team was in place, packed up and set off at 05:30.

After getting off the car, Li Jun came down to open the door for Zhu Chaoan. From a distance, he caught a glimpse of a fat figure poking out of the window of Xiaomei's house on the fourth floor. Seeing Zhu Chaoan get off the car, he shrank his head back.

Li Junge recognized Xiaoxue at a glance, and smiled at Zhu Chaoan: "Fortunately, Xiaoxue wants to do Chinese style, but this one wants to do Western style. When I come downstairs, I will have to rest for two days, and I don't have to do anything."

Zhu Chaoan laughed out loud, and the nervousness that was originally there disappeared in an instant.

A group of people began to go upstairs and knock on the door, making a fuss.

Of course the inside is not open, Ren Zhu Chao'an said that there are a lot of red envelopes stuffed, but he can't get in.

Li Junge came up with an idea from the side: "This first level must be broken from the inside, so hurry up and call mom and let the mother-in-law step in."

This trick basically worked, when Zhu Chaoan's mother yelled, and the mother-in-law hurt her son-in-law, the door opened a crack.

Then the groomsmen rushed in pushing Zhu Chaoan.

But the level of the boudoir is another torture.

The main reason is that the questions and answers are too tricky. The group of bridesmaids inside know the background of the groomsmen group. They know that Li Junge is there. Why do they want the groom to write love poems? They talk about the ten benefits of the bride and the ten reasons for falling in love with the bride. I couldn't help but go outside, so I went straight to the knowledge quiz.

For example, when did the two meet for the first time, what is Xiaomei's favorite snack, what is her favorite movie...

These Li Junge can't help at all.

Fortunately, Zhu Chaoan and Xiaomei stayed together in Lijiagou for a long time. Although they were devastated, they basically did nothing wrong.

After finally wasting a lot of red envelopes to pass the test, Xiaoxue took out a letter of guarantee after entering the house, and asked Zhu Chaoan to read it aloud and make a pledge.

The words and sentences are very funny, which makes everyone have a good time.

Then it's time to find the shoes.Xiaomei only has one foot, and only Zhu Chaoan can find the other one.

In a small bedroom, Zhu Chaoan searched all over, but couldn't find where the shoes were hidden.

He winked at Li Junge anxiously, meaning that you, the best man, need help!
Li Junge didn't bother to think about it, so he opened the window and whistled outside.

After a while, a small figure jumped out of the window, it was Walnut.

Walnut also wore a suit of the same style as the best man today, and bowed straight to Xiaomei.

A group of people laughed happily.

Zhu Chaoan hurried over and hugged it: "Oh little ancestor, quickly find your aunt's shoes for Uncle Zhu!"

This name was too confusing, and the people in the new room laughed again.

(End of this chapter)