Go back to the valley to farm

Chapter 648 Too messy

Chapter 640 Nine

The old man Shihe was about to go crazy: "How do you know everything, you kid?! It is also a treasure that has been passed down for 64 generations for more than 800 years. Even if there is no inheritance bonus from my teaching, it is also a precious cultural relic of the country. Who would dare Keep on hand?!"

Li Junge looked at the old man Shi He with more and more contempt: "Then there is always the "Taipingdong Jijing"? There is always the "Two Four Laws"? The last time is the "Tao Te Ching"? Don't want the original version, can you?" Take out a printed version, and I will recognize you as a Taoist priest."

The old man Shihe was already in a mess: "This... there is really no... who would carry these with me? How about I recite it to you, is it a proof?!"

Li Junge said earnestly: "I'm studying "The Analects of Confucius". If you memorize it blindly, I can't make a mistake..."

Now the old man Shi He finally grasped the clue: "Ah! You said you are a disciple of Confucianism, so can you show "The Analects of Confucius"? If you can't, it means you are a fake too! Hmph!"

Li Junge glanced at him, took out his mobile phone, clicked on the Qidian APP, opened his collection, and handed it to the old man Shihe.

From top to bottom in the APP are "The Analects of Confucius", "Annotations to the Analects of Confucius", "Analects of Confucius", "Listening to Nan Huaijin Talking about the Analects of Confucius", "New Interpretation of the Analects of Confucius"...

Except for one farming article that I am chasing recently, the rest are all these, and there are always no less than a dozen books.

Now the old man Shihe was embarrassed. It happened that his mobile phone was still ringing at this time, and it turned out to be an elderly phone with large buttons and a small screen. There was a circle of blinking marquees around it, and the sound was so loud that he could jump straight away. It's a square dance, but it looks like a Taoist magic weapon.

The old man Shihe connected the phone: "Crooked? Found the blue five-element feng shui fish? I don't believe it! Oh, I'm not free right now, where are I? I'm wandering outside! I don't have time to talk to you, so I'll hang up first..."

Hanging up the phone, looking at Li Junge's more contemptuous eyes, I felt ashamed: "Heaven and earth conscience... I am really a celestial master, I was not lying just now..."

At this time, I saw a middle-aged man in a suit walking backwards with his back to the ancestral hall. Ida and Arthur were blocking the way. Arthur was holding a fish tank in his hand, and inside was the starlight betta fish that Li Junge had given him.

I heard the man speak in a Cantonese accent: "Little friend, don't be in a hurry to leave, how about selling this fish to your uncle? Uncle will give you [-], ah no, [-]... okay, [-], [-] is okay ?!"

Ida showed an angry look on his face: "This tourist, don't make trouble for no reason, okay? You said that this fish won't be sold, so don't follow us anymore!"

Arthur said: "This is a prize given to me by the general. It symbolizes honor and responsibility, honor and responsibility, can it be bought with money?"

Li Junge wanted to laugh when he heard that, he was probably looking for the wrong person by throwing money at these two.

The man was inexplicable: "I'm not a tourist... Hey, general? What general?"

Arthur pushed his mouth behind the man: "Here, he is my general."

The man turned around, and the first thing he saw was the old man Shihe, who walked over in three steps and took two steps, holding the old man's hand and dangling: "Oh, Taoist priest! He flew over just after hanging up the phone? You really are a land fairy! "

Li Junge logged on to the website and called out a message: "Huang Shihe, you came here on Wuxi No. [-] in the morning, and you still said you are not a liar..."

Shi He was about to cry: "I can't tell... This is really not a pre-planned routine... Wuliang Taoist... Who can restore my innocence..."

On the contrary, the man was very dissatisfied: "Who are you? How dare you talk to Taoist Master Shihe like this?! Do you know the Tao of Heavenly Master? Just ask if you are afraid?!"

Li Junge sneered and said, "Do you know the three-five male and female Zhanxie sword? Do you know the jade seal of Yangping Zhidu Gong? And what else... Ah, do you know the Zhanxiewei divine sword? Just ask if you are afraid?!"

The man was startled, he hid behind Shi He, poked his head out and said, "What you said is crooked! Daoist Shi He is the right one! He specializes in treating you!"

Now it was old man Shihe's turn to be unhappy: "Shut up! There is still an echo..."

But seeing the little pharmacist standing beside him blushing, he couldn't help shouting just now.

Li Junge laughed so hard that tears almost came out: "It turns out that he is pure Xiaobai, no wonder he is so easy to deceive..."

At this time, I saw another beautiful woman running over in a hurry: "Mr. Tang, Mr. Tang, why didn't you wait for me... Hey Erpi, what are you doing?"

When Li Junge saw that he was an acquaintance, he was very surprised: "Sister Xiaoqin? Why are you here?"

Ye Xiaoqin said: "We agreed in Yuzhou, come over to inspect Jiachuan's New Catering City and Binjiang Avenue beautification project, ah, let me introduce to you, this is our company's Mr. Tang who came from Guangdong Province, you, you just now Do you already know each other..."

The voice became smaller and smaller, and she could already see that something was wrong.

This time it was Li Junge's turn to look up at the sky: "It is said on the Internet that anyone who wants to contact Bill Gates only needs to go through three people. Now I believe it. The world is really small..."

Everyone "cut": "How is it possible!"

Li Junge said: "You still don't believe me?"

Ye Xiaoqin said: "You just said that I want to find Bill Gates, how can I find it?"

Li Junge said: "Look for me, and then I'll look for my old cousin, he might be drinking tea with Bill now..."

Then it was Ye Xiaoqin's turn to look up at the sky. What Erpi said was true, his old cousin is Li Junlou, an information scientist of Chinese origin!
Li Junge put his hand on his forehead: "It's too messy...how about we stroke it again?"

Everyone raised their hands in agreement, and it really deserves a good stroke.

At this time, the fourth grandfather came out and said, "The entrance of the ancestral hall is not a place to talk, everyone come in."

Everyone entered the ancestral hall as promised, and the fourth grandfather said to the old man Shihe: "This Taoist priest, the younger generation in the family is naughty, and the nostalgia here is to help relatives and not to help. This kid is an expert in messing around. Don't take it to heart."

The old man Shi He said: "Where is it, he can get so close to so many animals, this is because he has a natural nature, and his character will not be bad."

Entering Changba, seeing more than a dozen foreigners writing calligraphy under the leadership of Aunt Bai, they couldn’t help but praise: “Brother, it’s really true that Confucianism is taught without discrimination. You have collected a lot of dried meat notes, right?”

Li Junge said angrily: "I haven't seen the dried meat strips, but I have eaten a lot of bacon..."

When George heard the word "bacon", he raised his head: "Er Pi, shall we have bacon for lunch? Or stewed mushrooms?"

Li Junge scolded: "Practicing handwriting is all about sincerity and righteousness! You are going to Fawang Temple to experience copying scriptures soon, so you can't lose face to Baimi Township!"

After finishing speaking, he said: "I heard that the reaction to eating is faster than anyone else. In the old days, the teacher's ruler knocked your hands swollen! Practice hard! You won't be hungry at noon!"

Everyone sat down in a side hall in the side room, and Alice came over to pour tea for everyone.

Everyone sat down, Li Junge said: "Then let's figure out what's going on. The old man Shihe is a Taoist in Longhushan. The little pharmacist has learned medical skills from you for five years, and then you want him to continue to learn from you. So, I chased him to Lijiagou, right?"

The old man Shihe nodded repeatedly: "Yes, yes, my little apprentice is extremely talented, and I really can't bear to part with such a beautiful talent."

The little pharmacist waved his hands again and again: "No, no, no, no, no, no..."

The old man Shihe said: "It was only when I arrived in Lijiagou that I realized that this place is really a good place. The mountains and rivers are beautiful and the people are spiritual. Hey, you are not bad. It's a pity to learn Confucianism. Why don't you also learn from me..."

Now it was Li Junge's turn to wave his hands again and again: "No, no, no, no, no, no..."

The fourth grandfather coughed lightly: "The Taoist priest came to Lijiagou to find the little pharmacist?"

The old man Shi He said: "Yes."

The Fourth Grandpa said to Mr. Tang again: "Then did you come to Lijiagou to look for Piwa or the Taoist priest?"

Mr. Tang, the little pharmacist, and Ye Xiaoqin had already fallen into the starlight fighting fish, staring straight at the fish tank, and didn't hear it at all.

Li Junge said: "Yes, it's this virtue again, hello, hello Mr. Tang!"

A few people just woke up, Tang Boss said: "Oh, this fish is amazing! Can you give it to me, little friend..."

Arthur directly pulled the fish tank towards him, and then protected it with his hands.

The fourth grandfather said: "Don't talk about that first, who are you looking for in Lijiagou?"

Mr. Tang was still looking at the fish tank reluctantly, and said: "I was here to find Piwa... I happened to see this fish... I called Daoist Shi He, and it happened that he was also in Lijiagou. Amazing..."

Li Junge asked: "Why are you looking for Xingguang Douyu?"

Mr. Tang said: "So this fish is called Starlight Betta? Sure enough, it lives up to its name! It's like this. My father has a serious endocrine disorder, which causes headaches and insomnia. He has sought medical treatment everywhere for many years, but the results are not good." Shi Hedao When Chang Yun traveled to Hong Kong, we had the honor to pay a visit, and the master prescribed a prescription for my father, and also passed on a way to nourish the mind, and the effect was good."

Li Junge was even more surprised: "Are you from Hong Kong?"

President Tang said, "Huh? My father is Tang Shaoji."

"Oh." Now Li Junge understood, he was indeed a Hong Kong native, a well-known Hong Kong native, the young owner of Shaoji Real Estate.

"Wait, I remember that my previous company was not a Hong Kong-funded enterprise..."

Ye Xiaoqin smiled and said, "Erpi, if you persist in the company for a few more months, you will be a staff member of Shaoji Real Estate."

Mr. Tang handed over a business card with the name Tang Jiankai written on it.

Li Junge accepted it and said, "Mr. Tang, what's the matter with this Starlight Douyu?"

Tang Jiankai said: "That's right. Daoist Shi He said that my father's thoughts are too complicated, and it's not easy to settle down when performing exercises. If there is a feng shui formation to help, it will not only benefit the body, but also help the way of luck."

Li Junge turned to look at Shi He again.

Shi He waved his hands and said: "I'm really not lying. I am the head of the Dragon and Tiger Sect of Heavenly Master Dao. Definitely a big discount."

Li Junge's eyes became more suspicious.

Shi He spread out his hands: "If you don't believe me, then I have nothing to do."

(End of this chapter)