Go back to the valley to farm

Chapter 700

Chapter [-] The water is too big to guide
Then it got more and more ridiculous, and the more it sounded more real...

"Also, let's forget about eight dogs and six pigs. What's the matter with those two eagles and three worshiping wind pigs?"

"Well... makes sense, really makes sense..."

"Hey, what do you guys think if Piwa is studying at night, a female goblin will come out alluring and say that she wants to be his maid?"

"Then Ah Yin can't beat her to death!"

"Now is a society ruled by law, and anything can be beaten to death..."

"I'm convinced of your father. If you talk about the rule of law with a goblin, it's a wild thing..."

"Ayin said that wild animals should not be beaten indiscriminately, and many must be protected..."

"That can't be done, it's the opposite! Ah Yin can't be wronged! If this is the case, and Pi Wa doesn't clean up, I'll invite Master Guoshan and Taoist Shihe, and I will ask the fourth ancestor to set up a family law..."

"Superstitious! It's all too superstitious! Mayor Liang told you to pay more attention to the country's political life and you just didn't listen! You only know how to play cards! What is Ayin? She's an official! The uprightness raised in the yamen! She sat at home, and the village committee With a big red badge, which female goblin dares to show her teeth? Those who didn't see it were all male goblins..."

"It's too far away, let me ask you if you are going to burn incense tomorrow..."

"This...the four ancestors who burned incense and yellow paper at the back of the ancestral hall are no surprise. I'm afraid it's a bit wrong to go to the new house to burn incense and paper..."

"Yeah...hehe...forget it, forget it..."

"I said you two are simply idiots! Isn't it the same to go to Baimi Township and burn it under the Hama Stone? We used to burn it at the Hama Stone. Isn't there a signal in the Hama Cave?"

"That's right, Gui'er's mind is really alive!"

"The problem is that the base stations have all been moved now..."

"Is that moving far away or moving closer?!"

"That's right! Immortal Toad's signal should be full in Baimi Township!"

……

So the next day, cigarettes curled up at the Toad Stone across the river, and the flames shot up into the sky.

The Lijiagou fire brigade was alarmed, and they found out that it was the people across the river who were burning incense.

If you want to ask why the momentum is so strong, the main reason is that the people in Lijiagou are not short of money now.

A few old people, each with a big basket of incense, candles and money paper, planned to burn them under the toad stone before finishing the calculation.

As a result, people from Baimi Township came over, and after inquiring about it, it’s not bad. I deserve it, Baimi Township is lucky, and the benefactor shows up before the disaster and after the disaster, this year is considered a good one!If you don't report at this time, when will you wait!

So more than a dozen old people with baskets on their backs came.

Tourists are also curious, yo, this is not a festival, old man, what are you doing?
The old people looked at each other with a mysterious smile, hehehe, it’s nothing, it’s nothing, the mayor of Min Township Liang told him again and again that superstition must not be promoted.

The tourists look at each other and look at each other. Damn, seeing their happy faces, it may be a great thing!Otherwise, do we have a date or not?
So the tourists joined in.

This is too lively to watch.

Li Junge was inspecting his new home when the phone rang, and he found out that it was Secretary Xue calling.

Picking up the phone: "Secretary Xue, hello... what? Someone reported that Baimi Township is engaged in feudal superstition activities? Then you should ask the head of Min Township..."

"Ah? Can you throw this pot over the Wuxi River for me to carry?...Yes, yes...Oh, a giant white salamander was found in the side pool at the entrance of the new house. The report said it might be a new species..."

"How do I know that the folks can talk about Fairy Toad!"

"...Hand in? That won't work. We have a wild animal collection and domestication certificate in Lijiagou, a Shanshui Fund Research Station, a sub-station of the Yangtze River Fisheries Research Institute, and our own Fisheries Department..."

"...That's right, so we need scientific research, scientific research requires funding, funding, technology, and technology... lack of experts? We also have famous amphibian experts..."

"...Who? Grandpa Yu! Secretary Xue, have you forgotten? The Shi Kang I gave you during the Spring Festival, they are all more than 15 taels of googoo...that's right, they are all amphibians!"

"...Well... you can find out how many frog farms have a 90.00% nine-survival rate..."

"Hahahaha, that's right. The scientific research team is coming, and we will do our best to take care of food and housing. If we want to take the white salamander away, there is no way! There is no better place in the country than our Lijiagou In this place, Director Meng has already sent a message!"

"...All right, all right, feudal superstition really can't be practiced, otherwise, I'll ask Mr. Zhang from CCTV to come again..."

Secretary Xue was shocked over there: "I can't come! Once Mr. Zhang comes, the villagers will work harder!"

Li Junge said: "Then what should we do? Then the only thing we can do is persuasion and education. This is the hard work of water..."

"All right... I really didn't put you off...I'll discuss this matter with Fourth Grandpa Ayin immediately, and I will definitely curb this trend..."

"...Oh, which wicked and smoky incense burner came to my house! Look at the new wall of my house smoked..."

Now it's Secretary Xue's turn to be happy: "Hahaha... good! This time I believe you really want to find a way!"

After speaking, he hung up the phone.

Li Junge held his mobile phone and looked at the black marks beside the beautiful powder wall of the Moon Gate at the foot of his house. Feudal superstition is a bad idea!Absolutely not!At least you must not do it in front of my house!

Turning around and running to the village committee, he dragged Ayin to look for Fourth Grandpa to see what happened!
The fourth grandpa pondered for a while, sighed, and said: "It's better to be blocked than to be sparse. Anyway, half of the square at the entrance of the ancestral hall has been repaired. Otherwise, let's raise it in the fountain pool in the middle of the square, so that the villagers and tourists can see more." Look, don't be surprised if you see the strange, the strange will defeat itself."

Li Junge thought for a while and said: "That's right, then change the pool again, separate it, and make it into the style of a Tai Chi picture. White salamanders and old turtles, one black and one white, half of a family."

Just do what you say, call Zhu Dingquan, and take the rest first, and quickly change the pool, otherwise the family will not be able to calm down.

A week later, the Tai Chi Pool in front of the ancestral hall was completed.

The surrounding area of ​​the square has not yet been built, bluestone floor tiles and bluestone guardrails are thrown everywhere, but the Tai Chi pool in the middle is already beautiful.

Surrounded by a circle of white marble guardrails, the guardrails are composed of railings and 64 railings. The railings are engraved with some legends and stories of Lijiagou and Miao Village, landscape scenic spots, and cultural scenery.There is also a text description next to it.

There is a round pool in the middle, and there are 64 fountain heads on the edge of the round pool, which can spray high water columns to the center, symbolizing the 64 hexagrams.

In the middle is a huge picture of Taiji, separated by Yin and Yang, using a transparent plexiglass plate.

The fish eye of the Yin fish is a huge natural white stone, and the fish eye of the Yang fish is a black stone.

Now the water for the entire Lijiagou comes from the karst cave spring water after the Hamadong Power Station generated electricity. Selenium cannot be absorbed through drinking water, but it can still be used as mineral water.

After the spring water was poured into a shallow pool, Li Junge picked a day to catch both the white salamander and the old group fish.

Then it's not Li Junge's turn to make decisions. Grandma, Granny Wang, Uncle of the Old Clan, and Uncle invited Master Guoshan and Daoist Shihe to come over. This matter must be presided over by the two great virtues. As for Piwa, let's go Don't make trouble!

This day can be said to be earth-shattering and surging in all directions, not only Lijiagou and Panao Townships, but also four miles and eight townships, Jiachuan County, and even Hongshui City, Manzhou City, you can see the faithful capital of Shudu in Yuzhou have come.

In addition to the vast number of tourists and people who eat melons, a sea of ​​people squeezed around the Tai Chi Pool.

Even Grandpa Yu of Miao Village came down with a group of village elders to participate in the event. Lao Fan and Lao Kang even brought the drones of the Cliff Climbing Association over to record the grand occasion.

So a grand and vigorous... superstition activity began.

Li Junge and A Yin were pushed back again and again by the crowd, and finally retreated to the gate of the ancestral hall, standing side by side with Fourth Grandpa.

Li Junge said to the Fourth Grandpa: "Fourth Grandpa, what you said is blocking is worse than sparse. Now it seems that the water is a bit too big..."

A Yin was also frightened: "Secretary Xue knows, will he scold him again?"

Grandpa Fourth also touched the sweat on his forehead: "Hehe... If you want to insist that this is because the folks love wild animals, can you break through such a change?"

Li Junge was dumbfounded, you said goodbye and asked me!Although my Piwa is blind, it is not so blind!

The fourth grandfather thought it was too ridiculous, waved his hand and said: "It's impossible to be like this forever, maybe it will be fine after a while. Forget it, it's already like this, then listen to Guoshan and Shihe carefully." Congratulations, let's see who of the two wins!"

The words of congratulations are elegant and elegant, but despite so many people here, only Fourth Grandpa and Li Junge can understand them.

The old and the young are all calm in the face of things, and they are not in a panic now. They also discussed the difference between Master Guoshan's chant and Taoist Shihe's Qingci and Confucian chant, listening and listening Discussion, but also with relish.

The excitement finally ended, and in Li Junge's mind, his home could finally be quiet now.

Unexpectedly, the fourth grandpa called again the next day, Pi Wa rushed to the ancestral hall, and something happened again!
When Li Junge arrived in a hurry, he saw Miaowa Lin Zhao and Wu Zhiqiu fishing for coins and banknotes in the pool, while Adai and Weiwei were counting.

Li Junge looked at the pile of money in the dustpan, even the largest denominations in pink were quite a few, and couldn't help but secretly startled.

Seeing him coming, Wei Wei said angrily: "The tourists are too irresponsible! What if this is swallowed by giant salamanders and soft-shelled turtles!"

Wu Zhiqiu was also very annoyed: "How dirty are these things?! What if they pollute the water and bring in pathogens? This white salamander hasn't had time to study it yet!"

Li Junge now felt that the idea of ​​himself and Fourth Grandpa seemed a bit bad, so he hurriedly said: "You guys work hard first, I will go in and meet Fourth Grandpa..."

Entering the ancestral hall, I saw Fourth Grandfather, Old Man Shihe, Master Guoshan, and Ayin Liang Huili all frowning.

Seeing Li Junge approaching, Fourth Grandfather said, "Pi Wa, it seems that this matter is not over yet..."

Li Junge sat down and said, "How much is this?"

A Yin said: "When I came here, I only caught one-third of the fish, which is almost a thousand."

Li Junge said: "How come no one stopped it?"

The fourth grandfather said: "I was negligent. After finishing the religious ceremony yesterday, I invited Shihe and Guoshan to drink tea and chat in the ancestral hall. It was too noisy outside, so I closed the gate of the ancestral hall."

Li Junge said: "Isn't there still Grandma Wang, Grandma Wang, and old uncles?"

The fourth grandpa didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "It's them who started it... Your uncle was watching the fun, but I just called him and scolded him and sent him back."

A few people looked at me and I looked at you, and they all felt ridiculous.

At this time, Miao Wa also came in: "A total of more than 700, which is more than my previous month's salary!"

The fourth grandfather said helplessly: "Everyone come up with ideas..."

(End of this chapter)