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Chapter 777 Madness and Recovery

Chapter 770 Madness and Recovery
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The three commentators were shaking with excitement.

Alex jumped up and spun around looking for someone to high-five: "Success! Success, success, success!"

Zhu Ganer also jumped up and hugged Alex: "Successful! Really successful! It's too fierce!"

Lao Huang spread out on the chair, his eyes were straight and his legs were weak: "He...he frightened me to death...success...success..."

Alex finally remembered his commentary task, rushed back to the front of the notebook, and slapped the table: "Classic! Absolutely classic! The last S point was won by Jungle in such a crazy way! Now he is a golden Eagle! It's a clouded leopard! He is a real beast! A king walking on a cliff!"

Pig liver: "Listen to his wild cry! This is the great conqueror showing his bravery and majesty!"

Old Huang: "I can't do it...I'm going to die...You guys talk first, I'll go to the bathroom first..."

Zhu Gan'er: "Damn... I just want to pee a little bit, I drank too much chicken soup in the morning..."

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The next climb was safe and sound, and he returned to the route. After the remaining two A-level difficulties were won, at 06:30 in the evening, Li Junge successfully climbed to the top and stood on the turning platform.

The number of visits to each website has reached tens of millions. The drone was raised high, circled around Tianxing Pavilion and Fanshenping, and took a picture of Li Junge's strong and straight figure under the mountain wind.

It worked!Xuantianya Line A, since Li Ermaozi, has finally been conquered again in such a thrilling way!
The Lijiagou forum has gone crazy.

"Report everyone safe, 120 has arrived downstairs, and the heart still hasn't jumped out of my throat. I think I can still save it..."

"Oh, my pants are all wet... I couldn't hold back the last moment... Erpi jumped and I felt that my whole body was loose. It turns out that incontinence feels like this..."

"This cup is full of male hormones, I'm going to pay respects to Sister Fu... The second skin at this moment... is so attractive, this is the man among men..."

"Drinking together, this is the serious thing that the ditch master should do. In the future, stop playing sour things like writing poems and lyrics with that broken bra. Who will you show it to? This is the welfare for our female netizens, okay? !"

"Oh, I'm so pissed off, why can't this Lijiagou live broadcast room throw rockets? I want to throw rockets! I want to send Erpi to the sky!"

"That's no longer a sky-swapping monkey..."

"Don't insult my brother anymore! From now on, Erpi will be my brother... Hey! Are you photographers too rude? When Erpi got married, you knew how to take pictures of Ayin! Where is Erpi? Return my second brother Skin! Lift!"

"Upstairs, you're thinking too much. Erpi belongs to Sister Ayin, Si Xing must belong to Qiu girl, and Xiaozhi belongs to Xu Damabang. I heard that Santai Temple is extremely short of people, that's all... ..."

"Wait...why did Xiao Zhi come in..."

"Heh... heh heh... heh heh...you don't understand the realm of sister Fu..."

"Don't go wrong, three S-level difficulties, three unimaginable methods, the master of the ditch is completely out of the way. Going up the cliff like Alex yesterday is the correct way for human beings to open it?"

"Huh? You expect the ditch master to play the cards according to common sense? If the ditch master plays the cards according to common sense, then it is not common sense!"

"I heard that the protection measures of Xuantian Cliff are very good, um, don't you all think of going to try it?"

"The courage upstairs is fat enough! Do you dare to try this dish?"

"No, I just want the safety rope to hang me to the top of the mushroom, and then I took a few photos of Erpi's shouting posture. Oh, it's so beautiful to think about it. It's a comparison..."

"Ha, do you think Sister Ayin will agree? That's the land of the Rock Climbing Association, unless you can climb up like her husband, then sleep and sleep..."

"My heart is pierced! Old Tie, the word 'husband' really pierces my heart..."

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The safety rope was slowly put on the ground, and Ah Yin's eyes were already watery. As soon as Li Junge's feet touched the ground, he threw himself into Li Junge's arms: "Erpi..."

The adrenaline and male hormones in Li Junge's body were seriously over the limit. When he was stimulated by this warm and fragrant nephrite, his head fainted immediately, and he kissed Ah Yin's face and neck wildly.

Ayin was also swayed by Li Junge's wild aura, completely forgot to refuse, and just kept mumbling: "Erpi, Erpi..."

Instead, the loud whistles and strange shouts and applause woke the two of them up, and Ayin quickly patted Li Junge: "Stop making trouble! Stop! Lao Fan and the others are watching!"

Lao Kang and Lao Fan smiled like an old hooligan: "Go on, this is often seen on the streets of our country, it's okay, it's okay."

Li Junge also came to his senses, scratching his forehead: "I'm laughing, I'm laughing..."

Alex came up and hugged Li Junge fiercely: "Wonderful! It's so wonderful! This is definitely a scene that can be included in the annals of rock climbing! The moment I jumped off the cliff, when I think about it, it's heroic! It's very heroic!"

Lao Huang, Zhu Ganer, Ah Liang Gecko, and Lao Fan and Lao Kang rushed forward, grabbing feet, grabbing hands, and then threw Li Junge into the sky: "Victory-victory-victory--"

This time it was successful, a banquet was inevitable, and the whole group left everything behind and rushed down the mountain excitedly on the bird of prey.

There was a lot of drinking and little food on the nine-douwan bowl, and he passed out in a short time.

Waking up early in the morning, Li Junge found himself lying in the bedroom at home.

Ayin was naked, lying on her side, sleeping soundly in the bed.

Turning his head, he found that the room was full of messy clothes, shoes and socks, and A Yin's underwear was still hanging on the lamp of the bedside table.

A Yin also woke up, looked at Li Junge who was awake, rubbed his nose against Li Junge's neck habitually, smelled his breath, and called out sweetly in a low voice: "Erpi!"

Li Junge smiled shyly and said, "So crazy last night? I'm a bit out of sorts..."

A Yin chuckled and said in a low voice: "It's not that crazy! You were drunk last night, and you messed up as soon as you were helped into the room... No matter how much you ask, you can't do it... You kept tossing people until midnight..."

Li Junge said in surprise: "Why did this happen all of a sudden? Did I hurt you, Ah Yin? Come, come, let me check..."

A Yin took the quilt and wrapped herself tightly: "Go away, you still come, you were like an animal last night..."

Li Junge lay back on the bed, only feeling refreshed: "It's really comfortable, why do I feel that I am right now?"

Ayin leaned on Li Junge's chest: "Why did you suddenly become like that yesterday? From the moment you climbed the cliff, I felt that you were a different person, until...until...and finally returned to normal..."

Li Junge said: "I just figured out the truth the night before. Only by exerting the most primitive nature can we have the possibility of conquering the cliff. The way of beasts in the "Wu Tong Quan Jing" still has its special purpose in special times." ...When Li Ermaozi climbed the cliff, he was no longer a human being, but a ferocious beast."

Ayin thumped Li Junge: "You were not a human last night, but also a beast!"

Li Junge put his arms around A Yin, and asked with concern: "Did I really hurt you? I lost control completely last night, I'm sorry, A Yin..."

Ayin hugged her neck softly: "It's not hurt..."

After speaking, he giggled and said, "Actually... Actually, that... feels pretty good..."

Then I was embarrassed and shrank my head to Li Junge's chest.

Li Junge stroked Ayin's smooth back, and sighed: "So, women are the harbor of men. If it weren't for you, I don't know when I will be back to normal..."

A Yin said: "I'm still weak now, you take me to take a bath, you smoked me to death last night."

Li Junge laughed and said, "Actually, I'm also soft now..."

After receiving two more punches from A Yin, Li Junge laughed and carried A Yin into the bathroom.

As the warm water washed over the two of them, Li Junge looked at the bruises on A Yin's body, and couldn't help but feel a little guilty: "Does it hurt, A Yin? If my parents see this, it will scratch my skin..."

Ayin smiled and said: "It's okay, Tianliang wears a lot of clothes now, so be careful that your parents won't see it."

Li Junge was uneasy: "In the future, we will have to do less of this. Fortunately, nothing happened..."

A Yin said: "Go out and meet your parents after washing, they were worried about you last night."

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When Li Junge came downstairs refreshed, he saw Uncle Orion and his father drinking tea in the shed beside the open dam, and they were lying on the ground in vain.

Seeing His Excellency Li Jun come down, Uncle Orion looked him up and down, and then let out a long breath: "My boy, I watched the video of you climbing the cliff, you are really crazy!"

My dad got angry when he saw Li Junge: "You're such a big man and you still jump up and down! So what if you climbed up to the sky? Don't you have to come down? There's something wrong with you!"

Li Junge sat down and poured himself a cup of tea, and said with a smile, "Isn't this a whim? When I went, I just wanted to cheer them up. For some reason, I felt that I could go up, and to go up, I had to use that kind of The method, here it is."

Uncle Orion sighed: "If Li Ermaozi used your method back then...how bold is this? It's really a mess!"

Li Junge shook his head: "I'm afraid he would be happy if he wished to die sooner, but if he just plays like this, God still wants to let him live. He might not know how to hate God in his heart!"

After talking about the life of Li Ermaozi in the diary with Uncle Orion, Uncle Orion couldn't help but sigh: "If it wasn't for your fourth grandfather, I might have caused the disaster in Jiachuan, and in the end I was just like Li Ermaozi. The fate, alas, this person's fate, how can I say clearly..."

Dad didn't even know about this: "What's wrong? What happened to your fight at the water pier back then, and what's going on?"

Uncle Orion waved his hands and said with a smile: "No, no, you see that Lao Liu has married a wife and has a baby now, and he ran to Lijiagou twice in three days, it's already over."

Dad also laughed: "With your violent temper, if you let it go at that time, you might just be another Ermao Li!"

Uncle Orion expressed his dissatisfaction, and glanced at Li Junge: "Hehe, how is your kid better than me? He has a good breath now, so he can be more patient."

Li Junge quickly waved his hands: "Don't, don't, don't, the younger generation dare not talk to you older generation."

(End of this chapter)