Go back to the valley to farm

Chapter 963
Chapter 960 The fourth chapter is similar in sex and far away from each other
After dealing with several waves of reporters, Li Junge took the children along the way.

There were quite a lot of people and it was quite crowded. Li Junge was afraid that the children would get lost, so he tried to find a way along the way.

Seeing faucets, dragon tails, masks and other things piled up on a small stall in front of a supermarket, Li Junge stopped and pointed to the biggest faucet: "Boss, do you sell this faucet?"

The boss said: "Oh, this is not for sale, this is a decoration."

Li Junge said: "Boss, please do something. It's too crowded here. I want to tie a dragon for the children to dance with, so that they won't get lost."

After finishing speaking, he said again, "Please, please."

The boss said: "Is that so, ouch, why did you bring so many children out?"

Li Junge said: "They are all children from the village, take them out to see the world."

The boss asked: "Now the countryside is so rich? Where are you from?"

Li Junge said: "Shuzhou, Lijiagou, Jiachuan County."

The boss slapped his thigh: "It's a coincidence that I'm from Manzhou."

Li Junge pulled the boss, and the Jiachuan dialect came out immediately: "Then why are you talking in Mandarin! This is Uncle and fellow countryman! Boss, you get rich, let me take care of you! You can say how much money you want, and you can't take it from you." Bullying!"

The boss pulled Li Junge to look at him a few times: "You turtle... I'm afraid you got Li Erpi?!"

Li Junge said with a smile: "Right, right, you may not remember Gui Yi very much, but my daughter-in-law, you may have a deeper impression."

The boss looked at A Yin, who was smiling beside him, and slapped his forehead: "Tell the truth! It's A Yin who deserves it! Xiruoxirui!"

Li Junge said: "Then this dragon head..."

The boss shook his head and said with a smile: "You are just a waste of rice vats - you have fallen into the top of the lucky pot, cheating Nong Bashi into a daughter-in-law, it is simply giving us country people a face! I don't care about your face! For A Yin's sake, pick up the faucet!"

Li Junge said: "Whether you want it or not, you have to buy some things so that the dragon can afford it. As much as you want, I will give you a dance first after finishing it!"

The boss was overjoyed: "I can't afford to hire a team, so I just said to put on a Long Yingjing, I didn't expect this to happen!"

When Li Junge entered the supermarket, he first dug out a circle of decorative red silk for the Chinese New Year, and then dug out the needle and thread, and asked A Yin and Liang Huili to sew the opening of the silk cloth and the faucet together.

Find a dozen mops by yourself, remove the mop heads, dig out more than a dozen trash cans of appropriate size, make a hole in the middle of the side, insert the mop heads in and stick them firmly with glue, and then string them together with a few strands of long rope , which became the tendons of the dragon lantern.

Finally, fasten the faucet and the tail, and insert it into the mop pole. One by one, the children put up the mop pole and stood it up. The red silk drooped down to cover the trash can, and a red dragon lantern was completed immediately.

The boss was dumbfounded, how did this trick change? !
Before it was over, Li Junge took another mop pole, pulled out a few iron rings with pliers on it with a wire, and Ayin tied the remaining red silk, and a beautiful red hydrangea appeared in Li Junge's hands.

But the head of the smiling monk really had no choice, so Li Junge had no choice but to put a big Ah Fu mask on his forehead: "Boss, pay the bill!"

The boss watched happily: "Don't panic, wait until I find you musical instruments!"

After a while, he came down from the upstairs with a Chinese-style small drum: "I use it for my son's school interest class. I'll use it for you first, and I'll buy another one for him tomorrow! This trip is good, and the dragon lantern fee is free!"

Shirly snatched it over: "I will do this, I will do this!"

Li Junge pulled down the mask: "Drum beat, let's go!"

Shirly immediately started banging.

Wang Meixian made the head, Li Yusong swept the tail, Li Junge led them to sweep around, and swept out a small space at the door of the store, shouting: "Thank you, boss, for your friendship!"

The children shouted together crisply: "Good business all year round!"

This is a routine used by children to get old. Li Junge only needs to make a start, and they will know what to do and how to answer. Every Spring Festival, they often get red envelopes from folks, shops and tourists.

The current big and small dragon lanterns in Lijiagou were all personally trained by the Huantuo trio. Now the posture is shaken, although the dragons are so-so, their dragon dance skills are absolutely leveraged.

Coupled with colorful words and drum beats, a large group of spectators were immediately attracted. The boss himself laughed so hard that his back teeth were almost exposed, nodding his head while taking snap shots with his mobile phone.

Li Junge shook the hydrangea.

"The hydrangea is so high for half a day!"

The kids yelled in unison: "Fill the mountains of gold and silver!"

Followed by a sentence: "Play a dragon and raise its head first!"

"Boss is building a tall building this year!"

"Play another dragon to turn over!"

"There are dutiful sons and wise grandsons in the family!"

"Three tricks and one dragon wagging its tail!"

"Daily advances against gold are like running water!"

"Four plays and one dragon wears flowers!"

"Everyone praises a good neighbor!"

"Five tricks and one dragon into the sea—"

"Bai Ling Gaoshou put on the banquet—"

"Six plays and one Longhangtan!"

"Predecessors have accumulated virtues as thick as a mountain!"

"Seven playing a dragon flying -"

"Daughter-in-law comes in and kisses her sister-in-law—!"

"Eight tricks and one double chain!"

"The house is clean and quiet, free from waves!"

"Nine Dragon Lantern Danggui go—"

"Boss is happy for the New Year!"

"Money rolls down the floor—"

"Come play another one next year!"

After playing a routine, Sherly played a little more densely, the hydrangea trembled, and the red dragon also danced around the hydrangea. The atmosphere in front of the canteen exploded, and the crowd around cheered in unison: "Good baby! Good craftsmanship! Good words! "

Li Junge cupped his hands at the boss: "My fellow, everything is going well! Let's say goodbye!"

At the beginning of the new year, the boss watched a set of authentic hometown folk customs and listened to a set of colorful words in his hometown dialect. He was so happy that he smiled and waved his hands again and again: "Thank you! Erpi Ayin, and the children! Come back next year!"

With this, the children will not be afraid of getting lost. Li Junge joined the parade in a fair manner, dancing all the way from the street to the end of the street.

Two long-legged cubs vying for the snare drum, two big beauties laughing hard at one side, a hydrangea with a big Ah Fu mask, and behind it a group of cute babies wearing various hats of the God of Fortune playing dragon lanterns. But it has attracted a lot of attention.

Many merchants along the street like this dragon dance team very much: "Don't go - come to our store and dance one too - red envelopes are enough -"

Li Junge ignored them, this thing was mainly used as a traction rope.

When I walked to the front of the Confucius Building, I stopped under the bronze statue of Confucius, and the female reporter rushed up again: "Ha! I met you again! May I ask where your dragon came from?"

Li Junge wiped the big Ah Fu mask on his forehead and said with a smile: "We just made it impromptu."

"Why do you think of making a dragon temporarily?"

Li Junge casually pointed to the statue of Confucius behind him: "The old man said, 'If you lose the etiquette, you can ask others.' He also said that 'the sex is similar, but the practice is far away'."

As soon as the two Analects came out, the reporter was taken aback for a while. The mouth on the other side really said it without thinking, and he couldn't answer the words for a while.

Li Junge had no choice but to sing to himself: "This is also a temporary idea. Since we know this skill, why not demonstrate it. Let foreign friends also understand Chinese culture."

"Although we are 'far apart from each other', we are actually 'similar in sex'. Let everyone like Chinese culture, I think it is also educational for our children in Lijiagou."

The reporter finally took over the topic: "Um, I think you dance very professionally."

"That's right, 'If you lose your etiquette, ask the wilderness'. Our Lijiagou New Year's folk custom is an intangible cultural heritage, and it also retains the original flavor of the folk custom in our hometown. Including the set of lotus falling libretto."

"Guided by national intangible cultural heritage inheritors, these traditional activities are also compulsory courses for our children. Their dragon dance is more professional than many adult teams."

The reporter said: "That's great, I just need a scene as a background, can you let the children dance here again, and I will make a concluding statement for my interview?"

Li Junge said with a smile: "This is very simple, children, let's dance again!"

A big Ah Fu was waving a hydrangea in front of the statue of Confucius, a little red dragon was flying nimbly, and the children were blushing, and they were dancing fancy styles to the joyful drumbeat, full of joy.

The reporter spoke to the camera with a microphone in front: "This is a temporary dragon dance team formed by tourists. They come from Lijiagou in Shuzhou. In order to show Chinese culture to friends all over the world, they made a dragon lantern by themselves."

"Thanks to the group of lovely children behind us for adding luster to our peaceful and joyful festival. This is a report from a CCTV reporter from the front in New York."

At the end of the interview, the reporter bid farewell to Li Junge and his group, and Li Junge pointed to a place in the distance and said to the children: "There is an antique Chinese-style pavilion in front, which should be a Cantonese morning tea house. Let's go there and have some dim sum before going back, shall we? ?”

The children all applauded happily, and a group of people walked towards that place.

When he got there, Li Junge was dumbfounded. The red lacquered pillars, the vermilion lacquered gates, and the glazed tiles on the cornices and vaults are all right, that is, there are red boards that look like couplets on the gateposts on both sides, and the tops are neat and symmetrical from top to bottom. Two lines of text are written on the ground: "mmmmmmm"

Look at the plaque again, the authentic black plaque, three light yellow bold characters: "McDonald's".

"I'm going!" Li Junge turned around and was about to leave, surrounded by children: "Uncle Erpi, don't play tricks! We agreed to eat here!"

A Yin and Liang Huili squatted down laughing holding their stomachs: "This McDonald's is too good! There is no such thing in China, but they came here to make a simplified version of Quanjude's face!"

Now it was difficult to ride a tiger, Li Junge went in surrounded by children, and ordered a lot of hamburgers, fries and Coke.

Seeing a group of kids eating with gusto, Li Junge couldn't swallow a Big Mac.

I couldn't laugh or cry to A Yin: "I don't know what's so good about this thing, children like it so much? It's obviously the most shabby New Year's Eve dinner in history, isn't it?"

Ayin smiled and said, "It's fine if the children like it, you still think it's the same as at home, so much attention?! Hurry up and eat, and go back to watch the Spring Festival Gala after eating."

Li Junge had no choice but to raise his Coke glass: "Okay, replace the wine with... Coke, A Yin, Liang Yatou, ShirlyAlice, Happy New Year!"

(End of this chapter)