The strongest travel live broadcast

Chapter 56
Seeing the monkey in the cage with its teeth and claws, Zhang Yang didn't expect that this guy was actually a macaque.

"Haha, it's actually a macaque, hey, you have a bad temper!"

"Brother Yang, this guy is probably very irritable when he is locked in a cage. He is usually very friendly to humans. He will only be irritable when he is with a group of monkeys. You can rest assured. By the way, this is a document. Please keep it. In the future, if someone uses this to make a fuss, you should show it!"

Sure enough, after Manager Liu opened the cage, the macaque stopped immediately when it came out of the cage, grabbed the bag next to it, took out a peach and ate it, but ate it very quickly He threw two bites of peaches on the ground, and then took another one out of the bag.

Rhubarb looked vigilantly at the sudden extra creatures, eager to fight, but was stopped by Zhang Yang's eyes.

Manager Liu looked at the wasted macaque in embarrassment.

"Brother Yang, the macaque is like this, you can let it change slowly in the future."

Zhang Yang looked at the macaques who were wasting recklessly there, and shook his head indifferently.

"It's okay. This is their racial characteristic. They are greedy and competitive. They like to eat ripe fruits. Follow me and teach them slowly in the future."

Afterwards, Manager Liu and the three of them bid farewell and left. Zhang Yang turned the picture to the macaque eating fruit, while he hid aside and immersed his attention in his mind.

"System, you just said that this macaque is the mission reward for this time?"

"Yes, the host, the life assistant is this macaque. The progress of reward distribution is 50%. Please take this macaque away from the live broadcast screen. The remaining 50% reward will be distributed soon, and the intelligence of the macaque will be improved and optimized soon."

Only half of the rewards have been issued?The other half is going to take the monkey away?And it's actually intelligence optimization? ? ! ! ! ! !
With excitement and apprehension, Zhang Yang quickly came to the little monkey very obediently, and at the same time talked to the people in the live broadcast room.

"Everyone, I will take the guy to the side to hold a family meeting first, and educate him not to waste food. Let's take a look at the scenery outside first, and turn the picture back later!"

As he said that, he used his consciousness to control the aircraft to fly outside the RV along the open window to take pictures of the rain scene. He was curiously waiting for the system to distribute the other half of the reward.

From then on, when the little monkey saw this human being approaching, he kept the bag of fruit behind him vigilantly, obviously afraid that Zhang Yang would snatch it, so he was still grinning.

At this time, the macaque, which was extremely vigilant, suddenly disappeared in place, and then reappeared in the original place after about 5 minutes.

It's just that the macaque reappeared. No matter how you look at it, you can feel that this guy has changed everything except his appearance, especially his pair of smart little eyes.

"Host, the assignment is completed, and the life assistant's intelligence has doubled, reaching the standard of a 14-year-old child."

14 years old?
Isn't that already almost the same as a normal person, except for life experience and the like, this tnd has become a human?I can go to the third grade of junior high school with a schoolbag on my back.

Didn't it mean that after the founding of the People's Republic of China, animals were not allowed to become sperm? ?

Zhang Yang took a tentative look at the macaque, but he didn't expect that what happened next completely messed him up.

After seeing Zhang Yang, the macaque put the half-eaten peach on its paw into the bag very spiritually, then wiped its two paws on its body, and stretched out its right hand.

"You mean ready to shake hands?"

Zhang Yang asked tentatively, but unexpectedly the macaque nodded and made a creaking sound.

I'm going, this is really perfect!

Resolutely stretched out his hand and grasped the small paw stretched out by the other party, the macaque took out a whole peach from the bag very excitedly, and handed it to Zhang Yang.

"What are you doing? Treat me to peaches?"

The macaque nodded again, and at the same time took out a peach from the bag and placed it in front of Rhubarb.
I went, and I also knew that I saw a new friend treat guests to eat peaches. Apart from not being able to speak, this guy is already like a normal person.

"666, little monkey, you will be my family from now on, the three of us should get along well, by the way, system, can rhubarb's IQ be improved??"

"It doesn't work at the moment, the host please work hard to complete the task, maybe there will be in the future!"

If it doesn't work now, it means that it will be possible in the future. It seems that we will have to work hard to complete the task for Rhubarb in the future.

"Little monkey, will you give me a name later, okay? By the way, can we not waste food in the future, you eat half of it and throw the other half away, I can't afford it, can I?"

After hearing this, the macaque was puzzled for a moment, then squeaked and nodded. He didn't know whether it was because he was happy with the name, or he agreed not to waste food in the future, but he still picked up the leftover peaches.

At this time, Zhang Yang also let the aircraft fly back, and what happened to appear in the screen was that the little monkey picked up the half of the peach that had been thrown away before, and put it in his mouth to eat happily.

"I'll go. Brother Yang's tutor is fine. It's only been a few minutes, so the little monkey won't waste food?"

"2333, Brother Yang won't be educated with sticks, right?"

"55555 thought of the days when my dad beat me when I was young!"

"Tch, upstairs, have you ever experienced mixed doubles?"

"Tch, have you ever experienced what it's like for a family of six to beat up one person?"

"No, where is the family of 6? Could it be that you have three parents and three mothers?"

"2333, that guy is probably talking about grandparents, grandparents, and brothers upstairs. I have to say that you are very pitiful. You actually let your grandparents beat you up. It shows how naughty you were before!"

"I just want to play with the paper shredder and shred my father's private money!"

"6666, I have to admire the upstairs!"

"Am I the only one who notices how this monkey is so smart? Why did Brother Yang understand it after just saying it? As far as I know, macaques are famous for wasting food. This is their nature."

Hearing someone ask about the IQ of the little monkey, Zhang Yang suddenly smiled because he thought of a joke.

"Everyone, normally, the IQ of a monkey should be around the age of a 7-year-old child. It is understandable that this guy has such an IQ. I have a joke about the IQ of monkeys. Please listen carefully.

It is said that in order to test the IQ of monkeys, a researcher took a model of a plus sign and a minus sign and asked the monkey: Which one do you like?

Monkey replied: I like cheap.

The researcher asked again: Give the pen and the brush to the pawnshop for fruit, what would you choose?
The monkey answered: When a sand pen.

The researcher asked again: Which do you think is riskier, stocks or stamps?
The monkey hesitantly replied: I have voted before, so don't go to play the American ticket.

The tester asked again: who is like a monkey or an orangutan, and who is like a beast?
The monkey answered: The monkey is the animal among the professors, and the orangutan is the professor among the animals.

Scientist's comment: This monkey's IQ index is as high as 250, which is a fearsome monkey. "

Of course, this joke has nothing to do with the monkey's IQ. It's purely a joke, and many people have figured out what it means. It's clearly an insinuation.

"6666 is turning a corner and cursing those bricks and beasts!"

"God complains, just obey me, Brother Yang!"

"No, Brother Yang definitely didn't scold the brick family and call the beast, he was just saying that monkeys have a high IQ."

"Yes, it must be like this, everyone, don't take the rhythm!"

"That's right, be careful that your account is poisoned, you will never be able to enter the live broadcast room, haha!"

Thinking of another purpose, Zhang Yang smiled for a while after finishing his speech, and then opened his mouth to chat with the people in the live broadcast room. At the same time, he lit a cigarette and leaned on the sofa to smoke. Naturally, the omnipotent mosaic reappeared in the Live room screen.

The little monkey jumped onto the sofa very nimbly, sat beside Zhang Yang, and looked at the screen on the phone curiously, wondering if he understood it.

"Well, this guy needs a name, please help me think about it!"

Hearing Zhang Yang said that he wanted to name the little macaque, the fans immediately stopped the previous discussion and started the next hot discussion.

　Let's take a look at the latest discussion in the circle of book friends, and help to choose a few names for the little monkey, and it will appear in the next chapter.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)