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Chapter 672·One Punch Should Make You Cry For A Long Time
Zhang Yang is also willing to continue talking about this topic now. Yao Jun obviously doesn't want to talk about finding a girlfriend, and he keeps changing the topic, so he really has nothing to do during the boring time in the morning. Then this topic should be a tea party.

"Just now someone asked me why I had to go to the bathroom before leaving? I even said that I didn't feel anything, what should I do? I have to say that you guys are too bad at life. Since you have already got free tea, you must empty your stomach and go home. Drink some, or you can't waste it!"

"I go!!"

"Whee!"

Well, Zhang Yang's serious explanation completely made the three people next to him laugh. Yao Jun didn't even think that he felt that it seemed normal for him to leave the hotel to go to the toilet. He couldn't find a public toilet after he went out, right? , but how did it become like this in Zhang Yang's mouth?
"Boss, what kind of weird knowledge are you talking about all day long? I went to the hotel to take my sister to see a doctor, and the two of us share a room, so what's the matter with other women?

Besides, even if I really find a young lady to go to the toilet, I can't go to the bathroom with tea, it's too much, even though I'm a straight man, I haven't reached this point. . "

Yao Jun understood now. Their boss obviously realized that he didn't want to talk about his girlfriend, so he simply turned this topic into a joke. The relationship has already changed the channel.

Zhang Yang looked at Yao Jun pretending to be surprised, then he smiled, then raised his hand and shook his fingers.

"Of course it's not impossible for you to do such a thing, and we can't do this kind of thing either. After taking the tea and going to the toilet, if you have the ability, you can do something else."

Yao Jun is crazy, you can change the channel if you change the channel, can you not ask me, how do I know what to do next?However, he subconsciously cooperated with the question in his own mouth.

"What are you doing?"

As a result, Zhang Yang actually said it with confidence.

"Of course, I will ask the young lady to help you get some tea when you leave. How much free tea can one person get?"

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"Pfft, it's not just Yao Jun who is a proper straight man, why do I feel that Brother Yang is also a straight man?"

"2333, such a good opportunity, you only want to ask the young lady to help you get free tea?"

"It's true, it must be Brother Yang who was chased by Xiaoman. With Brother Yang's straight personality, how could he take the initiative to chase girls!"

"No, just take some tea, go to the bathroom, and then let the young lady from KF help me with the tea? Don't you plan to do something else?"

"Haha, why didn't I expect that the two of them took a lot together, have you been taught?"

The barrage in the live broadcast room was already flying all over the sky. Anyway, everyone was about to go crazy laughing at the conversation between Zhang Yang and Yao Jun. It turned out that Zhang Yang's side was not over yet.

"By the way, there is another very important thing here. After you finish this thing, you must do another big thing. It will take about half an hour, and you must remember not to ruin your clothes. !"

Well, this time the two girls sitting on the sofa couldn't listen any more. You said you could drive, but you just got on the highway, so what are you doing? He Xiaoman raised his hand and pinched Zhang Yang arm, said complainingly.

"Husband, pay attention to the scale, you have already driven the car to the high speed, are you planning to drive to the sky later?"

However, He Xiaoman reminded everyone here, but Zhang Yang asked curiously with an expression of not knowing what it meant.

"What's the matter with driving? I mean, you must fight with that young lady before you leave. It's the real kind of fight. It's best to prevent her from leaving the hotel immediately, otherwise who will pay the rent Ah, this is called maximizing the benefits, otherwise when you leave, the young lady will also leave with you, then you, the boy, must pay for the house, and tea is the most important thing, since you want to drink free tea, then You must let the young lady take the lead, and you must know that the tea in the hotel is also charged, so it would be nice to leave her disabled and pay for it!"

Let's just say it, Zhang Yang still said it very confidently, but this guy seemed to have thought of something, so he quickly added another sentence.

"Of course we can't advocate beating people, just cry. Such a beautiful young lady should be able to cry for a long time with one punch. It's enough to keep her from leaving immediately. Tea is the most important thing anyway!"

Well, are you still sympathetic?The three people sitting next to him all looked at Zhang Yang with a bewildered expression, but the people in the live broadcast room were willing to cooperate with Zhang Yang, and even thought it was quite interesting.

"Hanhan, how can you make my young lady cry? It's too much, just find a rope and tie it up!"

"I don't feel pity at all, why can't you people think about doing other things? You only think about getting tea and not paying for it!"

"Brother Yang is very active today, it seems that he is really free, this SAO talks a lot!"

"If I didn't know what kind of person you are, I would really think you are a straight man of steel!"

"God, what are you talking about? Why do you want to get tea with the beauty KF, don't you want to get balloons? My Chinese is not very good and I can't understand it!"

"Foreign brother upstairs, you just need to know that in our Xia country, going to the hotel KF is to get tea, and you don't need to worry about the rest!"

The topic has already reached here, and the time has come to more than 11 am without knowing it. In order not to delay the time to make lunch, Zhang Yang finally just added a serious sentence.

"Okay, I have already taught you what I should teach. It is impossible for me to draw a lottery to give you tea, but I have already taught you how to get tea for free. Next, I will add the last point, that is, remember to invite others after you go out. Miss and sister drink tea, don't just think about taking advantage all day long, we must also know how to give.

Of course, in view of the fact that it is not easy to take out the tea leaves, it is better to invite the young lady over after soaking the tea leaves three times. At least let her taste the tea, which can be regarded as compensation. Alright, alright, I am going to do it It's lunch time, let's go back to our houses and find our mothers for dinner! "

If you say Zhang Yang is driving, then he is really not driving. It is normal from the beginning to the end. He is just joking there to know how fans get free tea. Of course, this is just to find a boring topic Spend this boring morning.

However, this last addition can make people laugh to death. This is a stroke of genius. Although everyone knows it is a joke, they are still willing to cooperate. As a result, this cooperation makes people laugh and don’t know what to do. This is a standard. The topic of straight men, the things they do are all done by straight men.

"Husband, let's not drive too fast from now on. There are many girls in the live broadcast room, so don't go too far!"

After telling the Yao family brothers and sisters about the idea of ​​someone coming to help, He Xiaoman, who was getting ready to help make lunch for Zhang Yang, walked over and took his arm affectionately, and then reminded him with a smile.

However, at this time Zhang Yang did stop suddenly, glanced at He Xiaoman, and then at Yao Jun who was avoiding the drone and preparing to take two steps for his sister.

"Do you think there is any difference between boys and girls?"

　Do you think the three chapters are gone today?
　　No, there is another chapter to come!

　　
　
(End of this chapter)