Chapter 760 Chapter 760

Love must be perfect?

Need to go through five lines of defense?
Zhang Yang and the groomsmen here suddenly looked bitter. Hearing the word 'cross' in it, he knew that it was not simple. Even if the problem was simple, it was estimated that there were a lot of them.

After Zhuge Wan'er finished introducing the rules, the bridesmaids in the room quickly set up five lines of defense between Zhang Yang who was standing in front of the door and He Xiaoman who was on the bed, looking at the welcoming team members with fighting spirit .

"Okay, okay, I want to see how your five lines of defense pass!"

He had already made a bet with the people in the live broadcast room before, and since he said he was going to lie down, Zhang Yang himself must not back down at this time.

The first line of defense was composed of two female fans who came over this time. After seeing Zhang Yang focus on himself, the two fans immediately looked at Zhang Yang with joy, and one of them even said with a smile.

"Brother Yang, don't blame us, our first line of defense is actually very simple, please listen to the questions below.

Although you have already come in with a foul, we still have to follow the procedure. Now please tell me 10 reasons why you want to come in, and it must be related to Xiaoman’s sister-in-law. Hee hee, let’s be simple! "

Simple right?

Let me make it easy for you, one or two is okay, but this is 10.

Before Zhang Yang could react, his best man team had already put on a bitter face. Their mobile phones were already placed on the outside table when they entered the door. Now they can't check it even if they want to check it online, but they obviously I don't know that this guy Zhang Yang is using the Internet to find answers to cheat at any time.

While the bridesmaids were gloating, the mothers looked at the show, and the groomsmen looked bitter, Zhang Yang confidently looked over these lines of defense and looked at the girl who was sitting on the bed looking at him happily. He Xiaoman.

"Honey, don't look at me, I won't give you the answer anyway, hee hee!"

Seeing Zhang Yang looking at her, He Xiaoman showed a happy smile, but she still replied with a smile, thinking that Zhang Yang was asking her for an answer.

Unexpectedly, Zhang Yang shook his head, then looked at He Xiaoman who was sitting on the bed and said confidently.

"I won't ask the answer. Just now I made a bet with the people in the live broadcast room. I must lie down and pass the third level of yours, haha."

After speaking, he coughed solemnly, then looked at He Xiaoman affectionately and opened his mouth and said.

"Because I love you, I come in;
Because you love me, I want to come in;
Because no one in the world loves you more than me, so I want to come in;
Because I think about you all the time, I want to come in;
Because of your tenderness and consideration, I want to come in;
Because of your lovely smile, I want to come in;
Because of your charming eyes, I want to come in;
Because your every move fascinates me, so I want to come in;
Because loving you makes me full of confidence, so I want to come in;
Because it is my duty to take care of you, I want to come in. "

The chattering voices in the room disappeared for a moment, and everyone who was about to watch the excitement looked at Zhang Yang in surprise, listening to Zhang Yang's affectionate confession with He Xiaoman in his eyes.

He Xiaoman, who was sitting on the bed, listened to Zhang Yang's affectionate confession, and couldn't help but something shiny appeared in his eye sockets. After a long time, a voice appeared in the room.

"Damn it, Lao Zhang, you are a genius. I suddenly felt that I could answer this question. Didn't I just say all the good things in the most affectionate confession as a reason, because I love you, because you Love me, because we are all in love with each other, crap, I came up with three right now!"

Wang Wucong suddenly said such a sentence in surprise, which immediately broke the tranquility of the room, and then a group of bridesmaids greeted him with big eyes. Zhang Yang also turned his head away in disgust and walked away from this guy for a few steps.

"Go away, can you guys stop looking at me when you say 'I love you', I hate you so much!"

"Ha ha!"

"Ha ha!"

"Suddenly thought that Lao Wang was going to confess his love to Lao Zhang!"

There was a burst of laughter in the room, and the two female fans who formed the first line of defense also smiled and moved out of the way. Obviously, Zhang Yang's answer must have satisfied everyone in the room without even thinking about it.

Blowing a kiss to He Xiaoman who was sitting on the bed, Zhang Yang then turned his attention to Li Qian and another fan who formed the second line of defense, looked at them provocatively and asked.

"Come, come, tell me your questions, I still have 100 answers like the one just now, haha!"

Faced with such a provocation, Li Qian was not happy at the time, and looked at Zhang Yang with a disbelieving expression.

"Tch, there are still 100 more. You can give me 10 answers to this question first. Since you are so confident, then the question for my second line of defense is, please tell me 2 reasons why you love Xiaoman."

As for Zhang Yang, after hearing the question, he turned his attention to He Xiaoman again without any hesitation, and then blurted out.

"Because you have flowers to send on Valentine's Day, so I love you;

Because all flowers are less beautiful than you, so I love you;

Because I only have you in my eyes, so I love you;

Because even if the sea is dry and the stone is rotten, I only love you, so I love you;

Because I like the feeling of holding your hand when shopping, so I love you;

Because I thank God for giving me a unique you, so I love you;

Because I am satisfied with you, so I love you;

Because only you accompany me through the unhappy time, so I love you;

Because the time is passing by every minute and every second, but the feeling of loving you is increasing day by day, so I love you;

I love you because we talk about everything. "

The scene fell into silence again for a moment. By this time, if you haven't found Zhang Yang's answers to these questions, then you are really too stupid. It seems that this guy almost only used one routine, and these answers are very simple. It looks like it was carved out of a mold.

"Wow, Brother Yang, you didn't really prepare 100 love words in advance, did you?"

Zhuge Wan'er on the third line of defense looked at Zhang Yang in surprise, and after seeing Zhang Yang's complacent expression, she immediately gritted her teeth and said.

"Hmph, I don't believe it anymore. The problem of my third line of defense is not to let you talk about love. Come on, you just need to say 3 idioms related to festive weddings. Hee hee, please start your speech." Performance."

However, the facts were obviously different from what she thought. Zhang Yang still gave the answer immediately after he asked the question.

"Raise eyebrows at the same bank, swallows are newly married, phoenixes sing in harmony, dragons soar and phoenixes fly, mandarin ducks are blessed, happy couples are married, seas are dry and stones are rotten, a god-sent marriage, a hundred years of love, sincere love."

After uttering 10 idioms almost without getting stuck, Zhang Yang looked at Zhuge Wan'er with provocative eyes.

"How is it? Is it enough? If it's not enough, I still have it here. Happiness, perfect harmony, heart-to-heart bond, Yinggeyanwu, beautiful flowers and full moon, forever united, joyous brilliance, long life together, forever, century-old couple, perfect marriage, golden and stone love, Marriage made in heaven, mutual love, eternal love, perfect couple..."

"Pfft, haha!"

"Looking at Wan'er's bewildered little expression, I guess this elementary school scum doesn't know the horror of a bully."

Zhang Yang's series of idioms blurted out one after another, it can be said that the bridesmaids in the room were shocked and didn't know what to say. At this time, the idioms that this guy kept saying were finally caught by a few people standing next to him. The best man's voice was interrupted.

At this time, many people seem to remember that not only He Xiaoman likes to read books, but Zhang Yang is also constantly replenishing his knowledge when he is idle, otherwise he would not be able to explain it during the live broadcast.

Zhuge Wan'er, who was on the third line of defense, also looked helplessly at Zhang Yang who had just stopped. She even doubted that this guy could have continued talking if he hadn't been interrupted just now.

"Ah!!!! I hate Xueba, it's too much, this line of defense counts for you to pass!"

After speaking, he stood to the side with a depressed face, and put Tan, who was on the fourth line of defense, in front of Zhang Yang.

(End of this chapter)

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