From yearning to entertainment master

Chapter 42

Peng Peng was already lying on the table and fell asleep, with chopsticks in his hand.Mumbling something, the voice was vague and unclear.

Teacher He went back to the room and took a blanket for Peng Peng to cover. Chen Chichi and Teacher Huang chatted about interesting things.The three drinkers got better and better as they drank, and they became more and more excited.

"Mr. Huang, let me tell you that last year I went to Dongying with Brother Chao and played together for several days, but we never organized a game and drank too much. On the last day when he was leaving Dongying, Brother Chao put his wife and children to sleep. Come to my room, it was past eleven o'clock, and we both finished drinking the red wine in the hotel." Thinking of Brother Chao's appearance at that time, Chen Chichi continued to talk with a suppressed smile.

"After drinking, we walked a few blocks out of the hotel, found a convenience store, bought several kinds of whiskey, bought some peanuts, and brother Chao bought him a bucket of instant noodles. Back to my room " Chen Chichi imitated how Brother Chao was eating instant noodles, sucking in his mouth: "Brother Chao is eating instant noodles, sucking and sucking, instant noodles are good, this is good, after eating instant noodles, we drink two handfuls of whiskey, Chao Brother is already so drunk that he is still pulling me to drink."

"We walked another two streets and bought a few bottles of red wine. The two of us drank by the park in Dongying until after six in the morning. At the end of the drink, brother Chao lay on the rocks in the park until morning."

Teacher Huang ate the dishes and listened to Chen Chichi's talk with great interest.

"Brother Chao is on the plane at nine o'clock in the morning. I feel better. I am on the plane in the afternoon. I can sleep for a while at noon. I heard from Brother Chao's daughter-in-law, Sister Li, that Brother Chao held her shoulder that morning and kept shouting that she was so sad that she was going to die." Yes. As a result, Brother Chao vomited and vomited all morning at the airport."

After Chen Chichi finished speaking, Teacher Huang and Teacher He couldn't stop laughing.

"There's also Brother Chao's role."

"Brother Chao is really enough, I still have to drink so much alcohol on the morning plane."

"It's so graphic, Brother Chao is so funny."

"Brother Chao is strict with his wife, and usually has no chance to drink."

"Have you been poisoned by Buddha Jumping Over the Wall?"

After chatting for a while, it was already one o'clock in the evening. Teacher He helped Peng Peng back to the room to rest.Peng Peng also asked in a daze if it was dawn.

Teacher Huang stood up, and said to the camera energetically: "After eating, Buddha Jumping Wall has energy in his body, and he can't vent it. I'll chop some firewood."

Chen Chichi looked at Mr. Huang in the gazebo and said, "Buddha's jumping wall is a dish that cannot be eaten lightly, it's too tonic. After eating, I don't think there's anything else to do for entertainment, so I just chop firewood to vent my anger."

Teacher Huang chopped some firewood with an axe. Chen Chichi looked interesting and wanted to try it.

Teacher Huang put the firewood for Chen Chichi, and Chen Chichi aimed at it with an axe: "That's right, that's right. Let's go~"

The firewood was intact, and the ax fell into the pile: "This one won't work, try again."

Teacher Huang helped Chen Chichi put a thicker firewood again: "If you can't hit it this time~"

"No problem, look at mine." Holding up the ax, he gestured several times. "On this trajectory, it's very accurate."

"Snapped"

The ax handle hit the firewood directly.Teacher Huang laughed at once: "Chichi, you are exactly the same as Jialing when chopping wood. The handle of the ax is perfect, but you can't split wood."

Chen Chichi laughed at himself and said, "Isn't I a very tragic person?"

Teacher Huang took a Western-style saw: "Come on, Chichi, try this."

Chen Chichi said with disgust: "Mr. Huang, you are a bit too cowardly."

The saw blades of Western-style hand saws are slender and the saw teeth are relatively dense. The sawed wood is easy to be clamped and the saw blades are also easy to break.The two tried it, but it didn't work as expected.

Chen Chichi took the Chinese-style saw next to him, and handed it to Teacher Huang: "Mr. Huang, imagine that you are Lu Ban now. Let's try again." sawed.

"Well, let's use our stuff."

"Our ancestors are still smart, the Chinese style is easy to use, and it doesn't take much effort." Mr. Huang said convincingly.

Teacher He stared at the tossing two people quite dissatisfied. Teacher He felt that chopping firewood was quite simple, not as difficult as imagined, so he rolled up his sleeves and walked over: "Let me try it. Is chopping firewood so difficult?"

Seeing that Teacher He wanted to try, Teacher Huang was very happy to set up a very slender firewood for Teacher He, and said to Chen Chichi with a smile: "Chichi, Teacher He wants to chop firewood, watch carefully."

"I've seen Xiaoxuan and Pengpeng chopping firewood. It's not that difficult. Chichi should be doing it!" Teacher He held the ax to the front in dissatisfaction, and didn't lift it up, just a little bit on the firewood: "That's it Go down. Let's go~"

It hit the firewood very accurately, but with only a little effort, the ax only scratched a mark on the firewood.

"Hahahahaha, Mr. He, it's not difficult to agree. It's kind of bluffing to see how confident you are." Chen Chichi laughed wantonly.

"Forget it, I don't have talent, so I gave up." Mr. He said in despair.

Chen Chichi took the axe: "Teacher Huang, I'm trying."

Teacher Huang deliberately picked a firewood with a rather weird shape. There was a fork in the middle of the firewood, as if it had a long nose, and put it away for Chen Chichi.

Chen Chichi was so amused by the appearance of the firewood that he couldn't help laughing: "Mr. Huang, your firewood is extremely evil. I can't, I can't." Chen Chichi handed the ax to Teacher Huang: "Ms. Huang, you come here."

Teacher Huang took the axe and chopped it down against the wood. The ax got stuck in the firewood and could not be pulled out or chopped down.

Chen Chichi squatted on the ground with his stomach in his arms while smiling. "Hahahaha, Teacher Huang, you can't do it either, this firewood is too evil."

"Come on, Chichi, beat it down with that hammer." Teacher Huang put the firewood with the ax stuck on the firewood pier again, pointed to the hammer on one side and said to Chen Chichi.

Immediately, there was the sound of "crotch crotch crotch" hitting iron in the yard, but it was just a few times, but it had no effect at all.

"Our Mushroom House is crazy, not to mention chopping firewood after two o'clock in the middle of the night, and there is also a blacksmithing project. Audience friends? Have you learned a lot?" Teacher He said to the camera speechlessly as he watched the two crazy people playing in the yard. with. "Kids, don't stay up late, and those who go to work tomorrow should go to bed quickly. Our Mushroom House is going crazy tonight. I don't know what time the live broadcast will be."

"Mr. Huang, this is not acceptable. You are like this~" Chen Chichi put the firewood on the ground, stepped on the firewood and pulled out the axe, put the firewood back, took a small ax and put it on the firewood. "You hit this little ax with a long-handled ax."

Teacher Huang did as he said, and sure enough, the small ax was slowly smashed in, and the firewood was also split.

"Well, this method is much better." Chen Chichi said proudly.

The three of them didn't know how late at night they went to rest, and the whole mushroom house slowly quieted down.

"This is definitely the legend of being full and full."

"I think these two are a little drunk."

"Do you want a group of psychopaths who can't sleep at night and make noise?"

"Chen Chichi. You are definitely the tua of Tianba Dongba tua."

(End of this chapter)