The wonderful life of Xu Damao, who is full of love in the courtyard

Chapter 112 Da Mao Plays Miserably Jia Zhang (Subscribe)
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It is natural to be happy when you get benefits.

The three little white-eyed wolves who were each rewarded with a piece of fruit candy by Xu Damao went home happily, and showed off their achievements to Jia Zhang.

fruit candy!
Xu Damao gave us candy to eat.

Looking at the candy in the hands of the three little guys.

Jia Zhang was confused, and really didn't figure out what kind of medicine was sold in Xu Damao's gourd.

good end.

How did Xu Damao give candy to the three children?

Could it be that he knew that he was going to be the uncle of the three children, so he wanted to get closer in advance?
Or did Xu Damao finally know that the three children of the Jia family were sensible and wanted to recognize a god-in-law?

The patriarchal Jia Zhang snatched the candy from Xiaodang and Huaihua's hands.

"Girls in every family, eating candy is easy to damage teeth, this candy is reserved for my grandson to eat."

Xiaodang and Huaihua, two white-eyed wolves, looked at each other, they had an idea, and they must faithfully carry out what Uncle Xu Damao told them.

Just before parting, Xu Damao told the two children that they must have been snatched by Jia Zhang when they returned home with candies.He also told Xiaodang and Huaihua that if Jiazhang really took away their candy, they would cry hard.If crying can't solve the problem, let Xiaodang and Huaihua work together to snatch the candy that belongs to them back from Jia Zhang, and say that this is a manifestation of the child's bravery.

The evil grind needs to be pushed by the wicked.

The Jiazhang family and Qin Huairu who had lost their three views had to be dealt with like this.

Let them taste what it's like to be cleaned up by their own children.

There is also a link that Xu Damao didn't expect, that is, Xiaodang and Huaihua jumped over the crying and directly adopted the method of working together to deal with Jia Zhang, and they were caught off guard and prepared to grab the sugar from Xiaodang and Huaihua. Jia Zhang, who handed the piece to the stick, hit the ground with his head.

When Jia Zhangshi was sitting on the ground, her buttocks happened to sit on top of the coal, and her waist accidentally bumped against the edge of the kang.

The whole person was listless at that time.

A painful groan came out of his mouth.

"Bang, help grandma."

"Grandma, Uncle Da Mao said that grandma is the best at pretending to be pitiful and deceiving others. He also said that if you fall, you will get up. This is brave."

Stick turned his head aside.

The helpless Jiazhang looked at the two granddaughters whom she had always disliked, and whom she had always regarded as losers.

With the elder grandson unable to count on him, he could only count on the two granddaughters.

"Xiaodang, Sophora japonica, help me."

"Xiao Dang, help grandma?"

"Uncle Da Mao said, Banggen is the elder brother, Xiaodang and Huaihua are the younger sisters, and the younger sister must listen to the elder brother. The older brother said that grandma is pretending to be pitiful and deceiving. We must listen to the elder brother and let grandma get up on her own. Huaihua, we The two of us snatched back our candy from the bully grandma, it was brave, if Uncle Da Mao knew about it, he would definitely reward us with candy."

Xu Damao!
The Jiazhang family was in so much pain that Xu Damao's teeth itch with hatred.

Xu Damao, the dog day.

What are you teaching your kids.

No way.

Jia Zhang had to struggle to get up from the ground alone.

Seeing Mrs. Jia standing up tremblingly, the three little white-eyed wolves, Banggen, Xiaodang, and Huaihua, said another sentence that almost made Mrs. Jia very angry.

"Look, Uncle Da Mao is still right, grandma is just pretending to be pitiful and deceiving."

A mouthful of old blood almost spewed out.

Xu Da Mao.

My old lady has nothing to do with you.

Jia Zhang fainted on the ground.

"Brother, grandma has fainted."

"It's not fainting, it's pretending to be faint. Leave her alone, let's eat candy."

"Why don't you ask Uncle Da Mao?"

"Alright, maybe Uncle Da Mao will give us candy."

Bang Geng took Xiaodang and Huai Hua to the room where Xu Damao was, and when he got there, he talked nonsense, such as fainting, pretending to be dizzy, or hitting his head.

The problem is that Xu Damao really understood what happened.

In this regard.

Xu Damao has only one word to express his mood at this moment.

Cool.

The white-eyed wolf trait inherited from the Jia family is so damn powerful, he has learned to infer other things from one example, and he clearly confessed that he should cry first and then fight.

As a result, people started directly.

No, no.

He just moved his head, and knocked Jia Zhangshi to the ground with his head, and then fainted from a living anger. The characteristic of this white-eyed wolf is that green comes from blue and flourishes in blue.

"Xiaodang, Huaihua, the behavior of the two of you really impressed Uncle Da Mao. You know that Uncle Da Mao is showing a movie. You just defeated the bully grandma and snatched back your candy, just like in Uncle Da Mao's movie. The heroes here are about the same, and they are all good, come, come, Uncle Da Mao is rewarding you with a candy."

The three candies were each handed over to the hands of the three little white-eyed wolves.

When he was given the stick, Xu Damao reprimanded him in a slightly reproachful tone: "Bang, it's not that Uncle Da Mao said you. As an older brother, you watched the candies in the hands of the two younger sisters being robbed. It's negligence, it's not fulfilling the responsibility of a big brother. Uncle Da Mao doesn't like your behavior very much. He didn't want to give you candy at first, but you can see that your grandma is pretending to be pitiful and letting her get up on her own Come on, Uncle Da Mao rewards you with an extra candy."

"Thank you, Uncle Da Mao."

"So cute." Xu Damao praised the three little white-eyed wolves, "You just said that your grandma fainted again?"

"I told the two of them that grandma was pretending to be pitiful again."

"It's really important whether you pretend to be pitiful or not. In case your grandma really faints, Uncle Da Mao has a recipe, so I have to work hard for the three of you, but Uncle Da Mao will not keep you busy for nothing." Xu Damao said from Thirty cents was taken out of his pocket, "Look what this is?"

"money."

"Yes, it's money. As long as you help your grandma, Uncle Da Mao will reward you with a dime each."

"Uncle Da Mao, how can we help grandma?"

"This folk recipe is a bit disgusting, just find some urine and feed your grandma."

"Grandma peeing?"

"Xiao Dang, Uncle Da Mao is going to criticize you. It's not called urine at this time, it's called rootless water, it's a medicinal material, do you know about bats?"

"know."

"The feces of bats is a traditional Chinese medicine. Its scientific name is Yemingsha. Bat feces can cure diseases, but why can't human urine cure diseases?"

"Uncle Da Mao, we understand that you let us drink urine from grandma to help grandma cure her illness."

"Everyone has a dime, take the money to find urine, and then feed your grandma. Uncle Da Mao promises that if this urine is poured, your grandma will definitely wake up, but Uncle Da Mao ugly said before, if you take Da Mao If Uncle Mao’s money doesn’t piss on your grandma, Uncle Da Mao will turn against you.”

"Uncle Da Mao, don't worry, I'll take your uncle Da Mao's money, and I'll urinate on my grandma naturally." The little kid, Bang Geng, patted his chest and embraced Xu Damao.

Under the reward, there must be a brave man.

A dime is an astronomical figure in the eyes of the three little white-eyed wolves.

A few little hairy children really found urine.

The chamber pot that He Daming's father just finished urinating and didn't have time to throw away just came in handy.

"Xiaodang, Sophora japonica, Banggen." Slowly woke up, and saw Banggen appearing holding the chamber pot, Jia Zhang immediately opened his mouth and told him to throw away the chamber pot, "Hurry up and throw away the chamber pot, is it disgusting?"

"Brother, grandma, is she awake?"

The stick is a bit difficult.

Mrs. Jia Zhang woke up, is the piss still pouring?

How can I earn the dime Xu Damao gave me if I don't care!

Xu Damao is not a fool.

"Xiaodang, Huaihua, you hold down grandma." For a dime, BangGeng went all out and asked Xiaodang and Huaihua to hold down Jiazhang so that he could urinate on Jiazhang.

Who is the relative of the stick stem and the Jia Zhang family?

Naturally it's a stick.

When the stick has spoken, Xiaodang and Huaihua must listen.

Two little furry children crawled on the left and right of Jia Zhang, and Jia Zhang's body was so painful that he couldn't use his strength, so he was pressed to the ground and couldn't move.

"Bang, what are you doing?"

"Grandma, you fainted just now. We hurried to find Uncle Da Mao. Uncle Da Mao gave us a folk prescription, saying that this folk prescription can cure diseases. What is it called Ye Mingsha? Come on, grandma, open your mouth."

"Stick." After shouting a stick, Mrs. Jia Zhang felt that there was a lot of foul-smelling liquid in his mouth.

It's urine.

She was really pissed by her grandson stick.

At the tense moment when the pot of urine poured into Jia Zhang's stomach in the middle of the night, Qin Huairu, who came back from the prison to visit Shazhu, smelled the choking smell of urine before he entered the door, and couldn't help walking a few steps , when she opened the door and entered, she saw a scene that shocked her heart extremely.

Xiaodang pressed Jiazhang's left arm, Huaihua rode on Jiazhang's right arm, and held a large chamber pot in his hand, with the mouth of the pot facing Jiazhang's mouth, pouring out the liquid in the chamber pot The leak is being poured into Jia Zhang's mouth.

"Banggen, Xiaodang, Sophora japonica, what are you doing?"

"Mom, we are treating grandma."

Qin Huairu felt fresh when he heard these words.

A five or six-year-old child treating an old lady in her 60s seems to be listening to this fairy tale.

"Don't mess around, come down quickly."

"Mom, we are really treating grandma. You don't know. Grandma fainted just now. Let's go to Uncle Da Mao. Uncle Da Mao told me a folk prescription."

"What recipe?"

"Uncle Da Mao said that bat dung is a medicinal material, and human urine is also a medicinal material, so we urinated on grandma."

Looking at Jia Zhang who was being pissed, Qin Huairu felt a refreshing and comfortable pleasure.

Since the dead ghost hanged up.

Jia Zhang's stalking Qin Huairu was very tight.

If it weren't for Jia Zhang's stalking and interference, Qin Huairu wouldn't have fallen into the situation where he was messing with Yi Zhonghai and Deputy Factory Manager Li.

The root knot lies in Jia Zhang's family.

(End of this chapter)