The wonderful life of Xu Damao, who is full of love in the courtyard

Chapter 16 Send canned food to see if Jia Zhang has diarrhea (seeking collection)
Jia Zhangshi is a qualified grandma, but she is not a competent grandma. She is ruining several children with her doting that belongs only to sticks.

Taking food is not stealing.

When a child is hungry, it is not a big deal to take a few mouthfuls of food to satisfy his hunger.

It is the same routine as Lu Xun's Kong Yiji said that a scholar stealing books is not stealing.

I can't complain that the three children were raised as white-eyed wolves.

Jia Zhang's contribution is the greatest.

Xu Damao, who came back from the deaf old lady's house, has been thinking about this question. Could it be that Jia Zhang did it on purpose for the three of them to become blood-sucking stupid white-eyed wolves for a lifetime?

The purpose was to avenge that silly Zhu married Qin Huairu, and caused her son to lose his wife.

possible.

It is also impossible.

Presumably only Jia Zhang knows the answer.

Xu Damao didn't bother to ask, it had nothing to do with him, he would only care about these boring things when he was full.

The problem facing Xu Damao now is what to give to the third master?
flour?

Reluctant.

can.

Even more reluctant.

money?
More and more reluctant.

But it’s not enough if you don’t give it away, there will still be places where the third master will be useful in the future, Xu Damao doesn’t want to do that kind of one-shot deal, in his heart, the third master still has some value to be used, and he can’t ruin the big deal because of small losses. camaraderie.

He squeezed his chin with his hand and thought for a moment.

After seeing the bad apple, Xu Damao suddenly had an idea.

Since it is a gift, it must be a rare and rare item.

In this day and age, it seems that canned food is more popular. Didn't you see that Jia Zhang looked at the canned food in Xu Damao's hand just now?

That's it.

"Daughter-in-law, I remember if we have that kind of empty cans at home?"

"Yes, I have."

"Find it out for me."

"what?"

"I suddenly had an idea to make a can by myself."

"Is this canned food edible?"

"I don't know, maybe it can be eaten. Let's make it first. As for whether it can be eaten or not, we are thinking of a way. If it is not possible, find someone to try it."

"Xu Damao, I find that you are a little wicked."

"Daughter-in-law, even if I am wicked to anyone, I will not be wicked to you, my daughter-in-law. You are everything to me, Xu Damao. Without you, I don't know how to live."

"Stupid." Lou Xiao'e gave Xu Damao a white look.

"Qin Huairu's mother-in-law is good, and the third uncle is also good. I'll make two cans first, and then send them to them. If they eat well, don't get upset, don't go to the toilet, or go to the hospital, it means that my method is still feasible. When the time comes, we will make it and eat it ourselves."

With a few words, Xu Damao made a decision on who would try his homemade canned food.

One is the third master who can't get up early without profit and has to calculate everything.

One is the selfish and extremely unscrupulous Jia Zhang.

"What do you know?" Lou Xiao'e looked at Xu Damao suspiciously.

Motion pictures.

Xu Damao is on hand.

Canning.

Xu Damao is choked up.

"Your husband, what can't I do?" Xu Damao said in an understatement, "When I went to deliver cans to the deaf old lady, I read the ingredients on the cans, such as ingredients, water, and white sugar."

"We don't have any materials. Let's talk about good fruits. If they go bad, it would be a pity."

"There is no white sugar. We have saccharin, so we use saccharin. As for the material, this rotten apple will do. I will remove the rotten part and leave the good part. Soak it in saccharin water and it will work. "

Everything else is easy to say.

It's just that the apple pulp is a bit difficult to handle.

Not that it tasted bad.

Instead, Xu Damao needs to consider how he can correct the hardness of the apple pulp in his mouth. It won't work if it's too hard or too soft.

How can we make it soft and hard?
It seems to be a university question.

He hesitated for a few seconds.

Xu Damao decided to use heat processing to correct the hardness. He cut the apple pulp into small pieces, and then applied a layer of saccharin on it. The pulp makes the apple pulp sweet and delicious and the target of softness and hardness.

"Da Mao, I can smell it, how about I taste it?"

"What should I do if my stomach is ruined by eating?" Xu Damao said with a distressed tone for his wife, "Be good, be obedient, wait for Mrs. Jia Zhang and the third master to eat. There is no problem. I, Xu Damao, promise to make it for you every day."

"Aren't you afraid that Jia Zhang and the third master will spoil their stomachs?" Lou Xiao'e looked at Xu Damao, "Da Mao, I found that you have changed."

"For the better, or for the worse?"

"I can't tell."

"Daughter-in-law, let me tell you that when I was a teenager, I made canned food for myself. I'm not worried that my skills are rusty. I let Jia Zhang and the third master taste the taste, and I will do it with the cook. It’s a reason to taste the food after a meal, Jia Zhang and the third master are the cooks who taste the food.” Xu Damao didn’t want to give Lou Xiao’e a bad impression of doing anything for his goals, so he made up a random reason to confuse him.

"I feel like there's a little less in the canning jar."

"Then I'll add some." Xu Damao continued to add oranges and bananas to the can in turn through thermal processing, and then poured these cool things into the canning jar, twisted the lid of the can hard, and turned his head towards the can. Lou Xiaoe raised her eyebrows and walked out.

Beggars can't save food overnight.

The third master got Xu Damao's consent, and stood waiting at the door of his house. Seeing Xu Damao coming out, he stepped forward to meet him. The smile on his face became displeased when he saw Jia Zhang snatch a bottle of canned food from Xu Damao's hand. After getting up, Xu Damao pretended not to see it, put the can in the hands of the third master, then turned his head and went back to his home.

As soon as he entered the door, he saw Lou Xiao'e's cheeks full of horror.

"Daughter-in-law, what's the matter with you? Tell me something, and I promise to make the decision for you. If you bully my daughter-in-law Xu Damao, I, Xu Damao, will never end with him."

"Da Mao, where did you get the jar from?"

"Under the cabinet, I saw there is still water in it. It must be my good wife Lou Xiao'e who knew that I was going to make canned food and washed two canned food for me in advance."

"Da Mao, that canned bottle..."

"Urine bottle?" Xu Damao's tone changed.

There is such a good thing as co-authoring.

The cans he sent to Third Master and Jia Zhang were filled with urine.

During the day yesterday, someone came to visit Xu Damao's house. Two children were anxious to urinate. One one-year-old child urinated into a canned jar, and the other eight-month-old child also urinated into another canned jar.

"Then why don't you throw them out?" Xu Damao's tone clearly contained a hint of schadenfreude.

"I've heard people say that if you put a few bottles of children's urine in your home, your family will prosper. I want to give birth to you."

"Silly daughter-in-law." Xu Damao held Lou Xiao'e in his arms.

Lou Xiaoe also hugged very hard.

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