The wonderful life of Xu Damao, who is full of love in the courtyard

Chapter 188 Dung irrigation starts from Jia Zhang's family

"If you dare to drink, I dare to hang myself."

"If you dare to hang yourself, I will drink."

Jia Zhang and Xu's mother started a new round of top bulls.

One word from you, one word from me, that is intense.

In the end, it was estimated that Jia Zhang made a mistake and did not retaliate against Xu's mother. Instead, he found a reason for his refusal to unscrew the bottle cap.

"Why don't I drink anymore? I'm weak and I can't unscrew the lid. If I unscrew the lid, you can see if I can drink it."

A scene of father's kindness and son's filial piety is staged.

Xiao Dang, who was standing by the side watching the play, was desperately longing for Jia Zhang to die early, die soon, die quickly, and die against the clock, so he said, "Grandma, let me twist the bottle cap for you."

Xiaodang also specially changed the honorific title to you, in order to show her respect for her grandma, Jia Zhang, and fully express her wish for Jia Zhang's early death.

Jia Zhang stayed on the spot.

Mother Xu also froze there.

As expected of Qin Huairu's daughter, this white-eyed wolf's personality is really fucking strong.

And sophora.

He also expressed his wish to let Jia Zhang die early.

The meaning in the words is to tell Jia Zhang not to stand and beep non-stop, but to die quickly, and our family will be fine if you die.

Huaihua also took the medicine bottle from Jia Zhang's hand in a filial and considerate manner, unscrewed the lid kindly, and handed the medicine bottle to Jia Zhang.

The godlike turning point almost broke the waists of the people around him.

Huaihua is a woman who is more ruthless than her mother, Qin Huairu.

After putting the bottle back in Jia Zhang's hands, he said with a smiling face and a kind tone: "Grandma, I unscrewed the bottle cap for you, you can drink it, don't let Aunt Xu look down on us." Jia's."

drink?
Still don't drink?

I drink.

Jia Zhang raised her head and filled the bottle of medicine in her hand.

this scene.

The compound turned into a battlefield in an instant, and countless people rushed to Jia Zhang's front with a clatter, including Xu Damao.

If Jia Zhang really died in front of Xu Damao's house.

Nausea.

Xu Damao could see with the naked eye that Jia Zhang's mouth was full of white foam after drinking the medicine.

This old godmother, why can't she think about it so much?

Could it be that he was really forced to go to a dead end? !
Between imaginations.

Xu Damao's nose suddenly smelled a different smell, the smell of the medicine was pungent, pungent, and extremely unpleasant, but Xu Damao, who was in front of Jia Zhang, smelled a A faint smell similar to dish soap.

There are ghosts.

Or there is a problem with the medicine.

Xu Damao noticed that Jia Zhang's hand was drooping on the ground, the fingers seemed to be moving, and the closed eyelids were also shaking slightly, giving people a feeling of being forced to close their eyes.

Jia Zhang's dog day.

This is pretending to drink medicine.

"All follow my command." Xu Damao shouted loudly, but before he could say anything, he jumped up from the ground as if he had pressed a spring.

It's really adding fuel to the fire, adding chaos to chaos.

Seeing that Mrs. Jia was foaming from her mouth, Xu's mother mistakenly thought that Mrs. Jia had really drunk the medicine, and with the idea that one person should do the work and the other should be responsible, she planned to perform a hanging scene at the door of Jiazhang's house.

This is to die with Jia Zhang.

Mother Xu's head was stuck in the noose.

As long as the stool under your feet is kicked, you can hang yourself properly.

Xu Damao rushed to Xu's mother in a hurry.

Oh my God.

Why are you making trouble too?

What are you playing badly.

Why do you have to hang yourself?
In the process of running towards Xu's mother, Xu Damao stepped on Jia Zhang's left hand drooping on the ground with his right foot, and Jia Zhang, who pretended to be dizzy from the pain, yelled With a groan, he sat up straight, and then fell heavily to the ground.

From the corner of Xu Damao's eyes, he could see the painful expression on Jia Zhang's face.

This old godmother.

Really ruthless.

With a heartbeat, he stepped on Jia Zhang's left calf with his right foot, and Jia Zhang cried out in pain again.

Xu Damao was not in the mood to pay attention to Mrs. Jia Zhang, his mother was important, so he hugged Xu's mother's leg.

"Son, don't be afraid." Xu's mother's voice was very high-pitched and full of farewell. She touched Xu Damao's cheek condescendingly, "With mother here, don't be afraid, isn't it just that Mrs. Jia and Zhang are drinking medicine?" Well, let's not be afraid, she took the medicine, I hanged myself, it has nothing to do with you, you listen to me, treat Lou Xiao'e, Ran Qiuye, Yu Haitang, and my grandsons well, you have to treat me well Raise well."

"Mom, come down quickly." Xu Damao's voice was trembling.

"Mom can't come down, Mrs. Jia Zhang has taken medicine, it must be bad for you, mom can't let Mrs. Jia Zhang hurt you, mom go down and continue to fight with her." Xu's mother told Xu Damao, asking Xu Damao to give her more grandchildren , granddaughter, "You and Lou Xiaoe, Ran Qiuye, Yu Haitang and the others will give me a few more grandsons and granddaughters, and I will feel at ease when my mother dies."

Jia Zhang, who was lying on the ground pretending to be unconscious, heard this.

The whole person is going to fry the pan.

You are showing off.

I also want to have more grandchildren.

My grandson is in prison, and he is still a lame man. I can't let you be beautiful alone, my disaster.

Jia Zhang jumped up.

It is still the leaping method of carp.

This method stunned everyone around.

When did Jia Zhang become a master of martial arts?
It's too late.

Fast then.

Just when everyone was stunned, Jia Zhang bumped headlong towards Xu's mother whose head was already stuck in the noose.

This old godly woman wants to kill Xu's mother.

Standing next to Xu Damao, that would make Jia Zhang's misfortune to his mother, he embraced Xu's mother off the stool, and turned his body sideways when Jia Zhang's bumped into him.

Jiazhang stopped his feet and didn't pay attention, and bumped his head against the pillar.

A real bloodbath.

I don't know whether it's faking dizziness or real dizziness, the whole person lay there motionless, only Jia Zhang's feet were shaking non-stop.

"I have a way. I heard that people who drink the medicine can spit out the medicine as long as they pour it with golden juice." Liu Haizhong came up with a bad idea beside him, "We have to give Jia Zhang the medicine in his stomach quickly. Vomit it out."

This old bastard wants to use the opportunity to punish Jia Zhang.

Irrigate Jia Zhang's excrement water.

Nausea.

Xu Damao took out ten one-dollar bills from his pocket.

Under the reward, there must be a brave man.

Take money to hire someone to irrigate Jia Zhang's excrement.

"Saving someone's life is better than building a seven-level pagoda. Mrs. Jia Zhang drank medicine. As a member of the compound, I have to help Mrs. Jia and Zhang. The ten yuan will be my reward. Let's see who is willing to help Mrs. Jia." Zhang's Golden Juice Emetic Potion."

this money.

Anyone can earn it.

Only Xiaodang and Sophora japonica could not make money.

Their grandma.

But the two little white-eyed wolves snatched one yuan each immediately, and the remaining eight yuan were also divided among those people in the compound.

Press Jia Zhang's limbs according to Jia Zhang's limbs.

Preparing manure for preparing manure.

The excrement irrigation started from Jiazhang.

(End of this chapter)