The wonderful life of Xu Damao, who is full of love in the courtyard

Chapter 21 Silly Zhu was beaten, Jia Zhang was fed dog shit (for collection)

"Are you here to ask for money?" The third master, who wanted money without risking his life, raised his voice in an instant.

"Why do you want money? I'm here to give you New Year's greetings."

"Come to pay me New Year's greetings with two empty paws?"

"I'm in a hurry to help you get ahead. If you give me money, I'll go buy a gift for you."

"I don't have any money." The third master refused bluntly.

"Uncle, I'm your nephew, and my father is your younger brother. You give the widow Qin and the children of your courtyard one yuan as a new year's money. In front of my nephew, there is not a dime. You are still my uncle. With you Such an uncle." The second son changed his tone and changed the topic to money, if Xu Damao hadn't heard that the quadrangle would give a one yuan lucky money this year, he wouldn't bother to come.

On the road.

Whenever he meets someone he knows and has relatives in the courtyard, the second son will talk to him proudly.

This is also the reason why Xu Damao stopped the second son on the way and said such a thing to the second son.

The second son and Sha Zhu's assistant chef, Liu Lan, have a problem. They both have big mouths and can't hide things in their hearts. No matter what it is, just tell the two of them, and within 10 minutes, all women and children will know.

If Xu Damao didn't do this, how could Sha Zhu sit on the wax?

Really thought that Xu Damao showed kindness in the morning and turned over the matter of sticking out with his sister to ask for money so easily?
Nonsense.

That's just the beginning.

The appearance of the second son is the climax of the play.

Xu Damao wanted to use his second son's mouth to turn these people in the courtyard into ants on a hot pot, making them restless and suffering unbearably.

Let's see how Shazhu will choose at that time.

Xu Damao's plan.

Congratulations.

Otherwise, there would be no fighting scene in the courtyard.

New Year's Day.

Because of the New Year's money, the relatives became unrelated, and they fought violently.

spread out.

Siheyuan or Siheyuan.

Yi Zhonghai's complexion changed, he saw that something was wrong, and the development of the matter to this point was clearly out of Sha Zhu's control.

"Okay, stop it for me."

A roar resounded in people's ears like thunder, but it was harsh but made the fighting people stop their hands.

"What are you doing? What are you playing in the first year of junior high school?"

"Master, you have to make the decision for me." Jia Zhang's mournful voice sounded, and there was a hint of wind and air leakage in the voice.

Jia Zhang also responded to that sentence.

The fire at the city gate affected Chiyu.

Originally, I wanted to cry and complain, to see if I could suck some blood from these people in the compound.

As a result, Xu Damao resorted to a trick of driving away dogs and rabbits, and used outsiders to clean up Sha Zhu.

When a group of people were fighting, who would care about her as an old woman?
left foot.

Right punch.

Jia Zhang's advantage did not take advantage, and he was beaten again.

In confusion just now.

I don't know who.

There are also reasons why Jia Zhang did not get up in time while sitting on the ground.

He slapped Jia Zhang's face with a pile of stinky shit.

Otherwise, Jia Zhang would not be able to cry like this.

The watery feet marks on the body, in addition to the stinky dog ​​feces on the face, there are bloody cuts on the skin, and there are marks of slaps and fists.

The guy who killed a thousand knives.

An elderly lady, you did the same thing, and you even smeared shit on your face, even inside your mouth.

"His uncle, look at me like this, the guy who killed a thousand knives, my old woman really has a hard life."

"Huairu mother, you get up first."

"My leg hurts."

"Who did it?"

"If you want me to say, I'm going to blame Shazhu for this matter." Someone in the crowd murmured, the voice was not loud, but everyone in the compound seemed to have heard it.

It was like a signal to remind everyone.

The culprit for all that happened in front of him was Shazhu.

If it hadn't been for the stupid Zhu to push the stick to bring Xiaodang and Sophora japonica to kowtow to people to earn new year's money, what happened now would have happened.

According to the system that whoever causes trouble is responsible.

Shazhu explained.

"Silly Zhu, tell me."

"What did I say? Why did I just say it? What does it have to do with me?" Silly Zhu obviously wanted to push back. He couldn't pretend to be a grandson. Even a fool knew that the current situation was wrong.

More than a dozen families fought over the New Year's money incident.

Some turned their faces.

Does he, Silly Zhu, still live in the courtyard house?

"Silly Zhu, why don't you have anything to do?" The third master spoke.

Do the math.

It seems that they can gain benefits from Silly Zhu again.

"What's the cause of this incident? It's a matter of one yuan for the new year's money. Xu Damao said before that we give stickies one yuan for the new year's money, and we get one yuan for relatives. If we give a dime, the relationship between the two relatives will be broken. .”

"I knew that Xu Damao was behind this incident." Sha Zhu gritted his teeth.

Today he fell into Xu Damao's scheme twice in a row.

"Sizhu, what does it have to do with Damao? Banggen brought Xiaodang and Huaihua to kowtow to us people. If you don't give a dollar, you can't get up the New Year's money. This is what you, Silly Zhu, taught. If it weren't for this incident , our compound has become what it is now."

"Didn't I let you enjoy the addiction of kowtowing? It's true that you gave money, but you also enjoyed kowtowing with sticks."

"Silly Zhu, you are sophistrying."

"Third Uncle, we don't care who's responsible, we come to pay you New Year's greetings, you have to give us one yuan for the New Year's Eve, right? I'll still say what I said just now, it's not appropriate for you to give one yuan to outsiders and one dime to your own nephew. "

"Second son, uncle doesn't know what to say about you."

"Third Master, you won't fall in love with Widow Qin and want to be a stepfather for her child, right? I told my Third Mother to go."

"Boy, are you looking for smoke?" Silly Zhu got excited, pointing at the second son and scolding him.

The second son, a young man, how could he bear this anger, his attack was not serious, he picked up a chamber pot and threw it at the silly pillar.

The chamber pot, which still contained urine, just fell on Sha Zhu's head.

Jia Zhang next to Shazhu, who knew there would be such an incident, was drenched with blood from the urine in the chamber pot, it was like feces and urine flying together.

Xu Damao, who didn't know it at all, played chess with Lou Xiao'e's father at Lou Xiao'e's father's house.

Playing chess is not the purpose.

is the means.

It is a means to draw in the relationship between Lou Xiaoe's parents and Xu Damao.

"Dad, I'm flying an elephant."

"Da Mao, I'm out of the car."

"Dad, I haven't seen you for a few days. Your level is getting higher and higher."

"Come here, Da Mao, eat some fruit." After Lou Xiao'e's mother asked about Lou Xiao'e's situation in the kitchen, her impression of Xu Damao changed greatly.

The girl likes it, so there's nothing wrong with her as a mother.

"Mom, why are you so much younger than the last time I saw you?"

(End of this chapter)