The wonderful life of Xu Damao, who is full of love in the courtyard

Chapter 241

Because the party's second egg escaped by jumping over the toilet wall, this wonderful drama finally turned into a monkey's play, and Huaihua, who was deeply disappointed by this, returned to the courtyard step by step.

It's a good plan.

But forget to consider the link of God.

Sophora is not the kind of person who gives up easily.

She is bound to win the second preserved egg.

This is similar to Jia Zhang's.

Grandmother and granddaughter both fell in love with Erpidan. It is still unknown who will have the last laugh in the scene where the two daughters compete for a man.

But according to Xu Damao's guess, Sophora japonica is more likely.

On the one hand, she is young and beautiful, much higher than Jia Zhang's in terms of appearance.

On the other hand, Sophora japonica is more scheming than Jiazhang's. The recent incidents in the courtyard all ended with Sophora japonica winning.

I didn't see Erpidan in the courtyard, but I saw the two unfilial sons in Liu Haizhong.

Looking at Liu Guangfu and Liu Guangtian who came back to visit Liu Haizhong with big bags and small bags, Sophora Hua couldn't help but feel a sense of fate being connected.

In some respects, Huaihua, Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu can be regarded as grasshoppers tied by a rope.

It's all for the colorful paper.

The difference is that they calculate different people.

Huaihua is plotting against Xiaodang and Jiazhang, and wants to get money from Erpidan.Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu are calculating each other, trying to get money from Liu Haizhong.

During the period when Jia Zhang blocked the men's toilet and crazily showed his love to Er Pi Dan.

The complete bullshit in the bangs is out.

Swap shotguns.

He became the third richest man in the courtyard, behind Xu Damao and Erpidan.

The painting that caused Liu Haizhong to be opened was finally sold for a high price of 1000 yuan.

Things worth 250 yuan can be sold for 750 yuan, which makes Liu Haizhong full of ambition. He wants to become like Xu Damao and Er Pidan.

Recently, Liu Haizhong has been chanting such a sentence.

What Erpidan can do, I can still do in Liu Haizhong.

Isn't it just picking up leaks?

I can also do it in my bangs.

Sitting on a chair, enjoying dried fruit and delicacies in his bangs, he looked coldly at the two beast sons who walked in, and a trace of indifference flashed in his eyes.

Liu Haizhong will never forget the disgusting things his two beast sons did to him when he had no money and lost power.

He snatched away all the wine and peanuts that Liu Haizhong ate, saying that this was something they bought with money, and Liu Haizhong was not entitled to eat it.

Just as Liu Haizhong was about to lose his temper, the two animal sons waved their fists and yelled at Liu Haizhong unscrupulously, saying that they had grown up and were no longer afraid of Liu Haizhong. If they really fought, Liu Haizhong might not be able to beat him Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu, the two sons of beasts, didn't just talk about it, they really dared to beat Liu Haizhong, and even beat Liu Haizhong in the hospital.

The root knot is that there is no money in bangs, money power.

Liu Haizhong understood that if he wants to live well, he must have money.

If you have money, you can be arrogant.

If you have money, you can be a master.

"Old man, the children are back, you have to hug them, and don't show your face to the children." Liu Haizhong's daughter-in-law, who served Liu Haizhong to eat dried fruits and delicacies, took advantage of the fact that her two beast sons hadn't stepped into the door. In the spare time, he sneaked a word of advice to Liu Haizhong.

The old woman is also kind.

I was worried that the two children would press Liu Haizhong to the ground again and beat them hard.

Another waste of money.

And he's so embarrassing.

"Do you want me to kneel down and say hello to them?" Liu Haizhong rolled his eyes at his daughter-in-law. Now that he is rich, is he still using it to look good to his two beast sons?
As the father of two beast sons, Liu Haizhong knows the virtues of the two beast sons, but as long as he has money in his hands, even if he slaps Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu every day, Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu have to laugh and say He smokes well, and even asks if Liu Haizhong's hand hurts.

Money is the guts of a hero.

Money is the weapon in Liu Haizhong's hands.

Seeing the two beast sons carrying things into the door, Liu Haizhong deliberately turned his head aside.

Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu also knew that they had gone too far some time ago and beat Liu Haizhong to the hospital. When the two brothers came, they were already prepared to be dealt with coldly by Liu Haizhong, so they didn't care about it.

Why care about these?

It's for the money.

Just give money.

For the money's sake.

To endure.

The two brothers started their performance, one showing off the moon cake in his hand, the other showing off the bottled water in his hand, and even in order to monopolize as much money as possible in Liu Haizhong, the alliance relationship that existed before the two brothers entered the door broke instantly, and in front of Liu Haizhong He started to fight openly and secretly, raising himself up and belittling the other side at the same time.

"Father, Mom, the Mid-Autumn Festival will be here soon. I went to Liubiju to buy some mooncakes for you and the elders to try. They are still warm."

Liu Guangfu immediately put the moon cake in his hand on the table in front of Liu Haizhong. He took a trick and deliberately turned the side of the outer package with the words "Liubiju" engraved on it to face Liu Haizhong.

In terms of presents, Liu Guangfu thought he had surpassed Liu Guangtian.

Mooncakes from Liubiju.

This is my favorite among bangs.

face provocation.

Liu Guangtian resorted to a unique trick.

pretend to be poor.

Liu Guangfu gave Liubiju moon cakes, and Liu Guangtian gave water.

"Dad, Mom, I can't afford Liubiju's mooncakes. I can't just be filial to your elders just because I don't have money. You two are very good. This is the longevity water that I, Liu Guangtian, specially asked for from the Great Buddha Temple in Xishan. There is no other meaning, I just want to wish my parents a long life and smile often."

Liu Guangfu suddenly realized that he had miscalculated.

He wanted to use Liubiju's moon cakes to show his filial piety and severely suppress Liu Guangtian.

The result is that cleverness is mistaken by cleverness.

Liu Guangtian had the upper hand.

He also asked Liu Haizhong for money under the excuse that he had no money.

With a plop, Liu Guangfu knelt down in front of Liu Haizhong, first gave himself two big mouths, and then began to apologize and explain for the previous behavior of beating Liu Haizhong, and by the way put the shit basin on Liu Guangtian's head, saying that he was Bewitched by Liu Guangtian, he did such a thing that was inferior to a beast.

Liu Guangtian followed him and knelt down, and flipped the shit bowl thrown by Liu Guangfu on Liu Guangfu's head.

The two brothers would not give in to each other, throwing shit bowls at each other.

It was their mother who couldn't stand it any longer and spoke up to help.

All are human.

There was no need to tell them, the two brothers hurriedly took advantage of the donkey's getting up from the slope, and one by one performed the drama of serving their parents.

"Mom, sit still and I'll do the job of pouring water."

"Dad, I think your tea is a little old. I'll give you some good tea, which was given to me by our workshop director."

"Dad, what do you want to eat tonight? Do you want to eat donkey meat from Dingxianglou? I'll get you a few sets, you don't know, think about Captain Jia, Captain Huang, Translator Bai, Xia Translating them, I often go to Dingxianglou for dinner, and every time I go to Dingxianglou, I have to order this donkey meat fire."

Liu Guangfu even slapped himself hard on the forehead with his hand.

"Oh, how did I forget him, Dad, guess who I met when I went to buy mooncakes in Liubiju today?"

"Who?"

"Jia Gui." Liu Guangfu solemnly called out Jia Gui's name.

Mother Liu's complexion changed immediately.

Liu's mother was not unfamiliar with Jia Gui, and could even be said to be somewhat familiar with him.

At the beginning, it was known to all women and children in the quadrangle courtyard.

After all, Jia Gui came to Qin Huairu alone to propose marriage.

That appearance, that shameless appearance, and what Captain Jia said at that time, Liu's mother still remembers vividly.

"It's the one who looks like a ghost. It's creepy to look at in broad daylight. During the turmoil, he even asked Qin Huairu to propose marriage, saying that the child in Qin Huairu's belly is his Jia Gui?"

"That's right, that's Jia Gui. If you don't know, I'm so stupid. Captain Jia is wearing a suit, leather shoes, and a tie around his neck. That style is even better than Xu Damao. How much does it cost?"

Liu Guangtian didn't dismantle Liu Guangfu, and took advantage of Liu Guangfu's words to assist him, "An ugly person like Captain Jia has style. If my dad wears a suit, leather shoes, and tie, I think he will be more stylish than Captain Jia." .”

"I thought so too, but I don't have money, so I bought a set for my dad if I had money. Last time I passed by the Friendship Store, I took a look at the suits inside. Good guy, one set is my two-month salary. "

Brothers Liu Guangfu and Liu Guangtian sang together and brought this topic to money.

This is the subject.

What others say is false after all.

The main reason is that the two brothers are worried that the news that the painting sold for 1000 yuan is a rumor, and Liu Haizhong deliberately released it to seduce the two brothers.

Come back this time.

Just one meaning.

Explore the truth of things.

If it is true, what should be done.

But if it was fake, the two brothers would press Liu Haizhong to the ground and beat him up, and then take back the things they bought back as they were.

The two looked at Liu Haizhong eagerly.

Of course Liu Haizhong knew what the two unfilial sons were really thinking, so he snorted again.

Gou Ri's tortoise son, still wants to find out the news from my bangs.

I bother.

The brothers finally found out from their mother that it was true.

The bangs are really hairy.

Otherwise, their mothers wouldn't have given them five cards of Great Unity each, which was a month's salary for brothers Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu.

"dad."

"Fuck off."

Brothers Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu happily rolled out of the house.

……

Xu Damao, who had witnessed Jia Zhang's and Huai Hua's grandfather and grandson robbing Erpidan, sat on a long bench in the park by himself.

Xu Damao's heart was inexplicably heavy because of a few words from a Taoist priest.

I am not you, you are not me!

This was the first sentence the Taoist and Xu Damao said.

Xu Damao didn't believe it at first, but after careful consideration, he found that the words "I am not you" and "Ru are not my house" in the Taoist's mouth meant that Xu Damao was not from this world.

This is Xu Damao's secret, even Xu Damao's closest people don't know it.

In order to keep this secret, Xu Damao didn't even drink alcohol, for fear that he would be immoral after drinking, so he revealed the secret of his time travel.

hit childless!

In the original play, Xu Damao really ended up with no family. The person with a son is Shazhu, and the woman who gave birth to Shazhu's son is Xu Damao's ex-wife Lou Xiao'e.

Later, because of Xu Damao's time travel, a series of extremely annoying operations, even though Lou Xiaoe divorced Xu Damao, she did not get into Shazhu's bed, and because of the worry about breaking up with Xu Damao, she gave birth to triplets for Xu Damao.

This leads to the third sentence of the Taoist priest.

The family was ruined.

Xu Damao's heart was completely shocked.

Others may not know the inside story, Xu Damao, as a time traveler who has watched the drama of Qinman Courtyard, how can he not know the final ending of this animal drama.

in the original play.

Xu Damao was tricked by You Fengxia, so he pissed off his father to death, forced his old mother into a courtyard, and became a blood-sucking worm who sucked Lou Xiao'e's blood. They praised Qin Huairu's righteousness in unison.

Xu Damao's own ending was not so good, not to mention that he became a family without children and grandchildren. He was hungry and fainted at the gate of the courtyard on the New Year's Eve when everyone was reunited. Under the witness, he apologized to the beasts in the courtyard one by one, and almost knelt down in anxiety.

Think about it carefully.

It's not the end of a broken family.

Xu Damao was not worried because of the above reasons. The reason for his worry was that the Taoist priest once told Xu Damao an idiom about Huangliang Yimeng.

Huangliang a dream!
Xu Damao knew this allusion, that is, the protagonist had an illusory dream.

Could it be that he is also in a dream?

Xu Damao slapped himself hard.

pain.

The pain of the slap on the cheek shocked Xu Damao's spirit. He looked carefully and found that he was still in the park.

What is the specific meaning of the dream of yellow beams that the Taoist said?
Also.

The Taoist also gave Xu Damao and Erpidan exactly the same comments, Erpidan cannot leave the courtyard house, and Xu Damao also cannot leave the courtyard house.

In a word.

The reason why Xu Damao's fate has changed is because his fate is tied to the courtyard house.

Chengye courtyard house.

Defeat also quadrangle.

Xu Damao suddenly wanted to smoke, but he couldn't find the lighter after searching for a long time, so he clenched the cigarette in his hand into a ball angrily, and threw the cigarette into the nearby grass as if venting his anger.

"Hey."

"Hey what?"

"There is no lighter for smoking."

A shiny lighter appeared in front of Xu Damao.

looked up.

Xu Damao was dumbfounded.

Jia Gui!

Seeing Jia Gui's extremely handsome and peerless face was not the reason for Xu Damao's daze, the reason for Xu Damao's bewilderment was that Jia Gui was actually dressed like a dog, with leather shoes on his feet and trousers on his legs , wearing a suit, a tie around his neck, and a top hat on his head.

"Are you Captain Jia?"

"It's me, Xu Damao. I haven't seen you for many years. How have you been?"

Xu Damao was secretly surprised by Jia Gui's answer.

The Jia Gui in Xu Damao's impression was just a stinky rascal, who couldn't read a basket of words, and what he said was either referring to his mother or his father.

when did it become so...

(End of this chapter)