The wonderful life of Xu Damao, who is full of love in the courtyard

Chapter 252 Da Mao digs a pit and everyone jumps

Jiazhang thought that Huaihua would continue to hug her, and this strength made her a little stronger. She wanted to take this opportunity to stand in the prestige of the courtyard, so as not to marry Erpidan in the future and be unable to hold Erpidan.

It's a good idea.

How can I forget that Huaihua and her are not of the same heart.

Sophora Huai is a master who is more calculating than Qin Huairu, what is going on in her heart, Jia Zhang has no idea at all.

All of a sudden suffered a big loss.

Under the influence of inertia, Jia Zhang's whole body lay on the ground.

The landing posture is not very good-looking.

A not-so-standard posture of a dog chewing shit, with his face stuck to the ground.

This body was still under the struggling force of Jia Zhang's own death, and slid on the ground for a distance that could not be smaller and could basically be ignored.

The result is very hurt.

There was an intimate friction between Jia Zhang's face and the ground.

What will happen to the face?
Everyone knows it.

The beasts dare not look at it.

It is also for this reason.

So miserable.

It was miserable to the extreme.

Let's say that.

After Jiazhang's face rubbed against the uneven ground, her face was as if a potato had been peeled by this potato peeling machine. It was full of pits, with the nose bearing the brunt of the brunt, followed by the cheeks, eyebrows and forehead. It is almost the same as the test product of the sulfuric acid corrosion steel plate test, even worse.

Jia Zhang cried.

It is also for this reason.

The dismounting did not succeed, but became the one who was dismounted.

This result.

This taste.

It is not available to ordinary people.

"Wow."

Jia Zhang wailed loudly, kicking his old cold legs like a child while crying, and the not-so-solid shoes on his feet were separated from his feet in an instant.

Feet are feet.

Shoes are shoes.

The eyes of the beasts were attracted by the socks on Jia Zhang's feet.

Really fucking hipster.

White socks.

It's just that the white socks have turned into gray socks because they are not washed very often. In addition, the heels of the socks are broken, and the dry heels are stubbornly jumping over the socks to interact with the fresh air.

Donkey dung eggs have a smooth surface.

"Grandma, I blame Sophora japonica, I'll help you up." The scheming bitch Sophora japonica was performing her white lotus scene again. She said words of support, but she stayed there without moving, and instead clenched her hands into fists He slapped himself on the chest, and the beasts who saw it were inexplicably distressed.

"Huahuai, you didn't do it on purpose. How could you, a girl, hug Mrs. Jia and Zhang?" Some beasts felt the acting skills of Huaihua and Bailianhua, and spoke to Huaihua, "I can't complain about this matter." Sophora japonica, you can't blame us, if you want to blame, you can blame Xu Damao."

"What's wrong with me?" Xu Damao appeared in a timely manner stepping on the beat of his words.

In fact, he had been back for a while, just wanting to listen to the beasts' comments, so he stayed at the gate of the courtyard for a few minutes.

Opinions about the beasts.

Xu Damao pretended not to hear.

The mouth is on the heads of other people, and he really can't control the thoughts of these beasts.

Just say what you want.

Anyway, I can't lose a piece of meat.

The more the beasts said.

The expression on Xu Damao's face became calmer.

This has a reputation.

It is called adapting to all changes with the same.

Let you talk nonsense, I, Xu Damao, smiled and ignored it, which made the beasts feel like they were hitting the cotton with their fists with all their strength.

People were killed, so why did Xu Damao still have that indifferent expression on his face? Xu Damao was not in a hurry, but they beasts were in a hurry. It wasn't that the emperor was not in a hurry and the eunuchs were in a hurry.

"Da Mao, we are joking, saying that you have raised the grade of our courtyard house all of a sudden, causing us people to go out to buy vegetables, and the owner of the vegetable seller said, your courtyard house is so rich, why are you still selling small dishes like us? Bargaining is about resentment, nothing else."

As expected of Yan Fugui's background as a teacher, Xu Damao really couldn't find any faults because he did a good job rounding the field.

"Third Lord, are you holding a meeting in the courtyard?"

Some beasts immediately brought the topic up to the renovation of the courtyard, "Yes, yes, if we hold a courtyard meeting again, it's not like the rainy season is coming, the houses in our courtyard are all old houses, and they need to be renovated, or else Leaking rain."

Xu Damao smiled.

Standard moral kidnapping model.

First talk about things, then talk about difficulties, and then use good words to praise you, and the follow-up is to take advantage of your dizzy head to propose ideas to make you pay.

Xu Damao has encountered such a thing more than once.

are used to it.

It is already thing to know result.

How can it keep happening?

Xu Damao's mouth is also wicked, in order to divert the attention of the beasts, he pushed Jia Zhang, who was fighting with his face, to block the gun.

"Let's discuss with you about renovating the house. You can continue to discuss." Xu Damao dodged around the beasts and walked towards his house, muttering on purpose, "I thought Aunt Jia swallowed stinky dog ​​feces. It was discovered by the neighbors in the neighborhood."

When Xu Damao jumped over the beasts, he stopped his steps, turned around and looked around the animals in the compound, and said to Yan Fugui, the only third master in the compound, "Third Master, you are our You are the only one among the three uncles in the compound who has been serving as the uncle until now, and you will take the lead in some matters."

This is the real fuel to the fire, lest things go wrong.

You are allowed to disgust me, Xu Damao.

I, Xu Damao, can't disgust you.

The most important point is that Xu Damao aimed his spearhead at Sophora japonica.

Huaihua is a scheming whore, the more Xu Damao sees it, the more he thinks it's not a thing, even worse than her mother Qin Huairu, and she has started to play this curve to save the country, getting close to Xu Damao's children.

Follow red and dye red.

Follow black to black.

Playing with the scheming bitch every day.

No wonder this mentality is good.

"Like Aunt Jia eating stinky shit, you have to organize people to have a good chat. Talk about why Aunt Jia swallowed this stinky shit? There must be a reason. What is the reason? You, the third uncle I'm going to investigate. Is it because Aunt Jia is so hungry that she can't take it anymore, and there is nothing else to eat at home, so she uses this stinky shit to make up for it. It's not me, Xu Damao, who doesn't have a backache when I stand and talk, Aunt Jia ate stinky shit, those chicks What about Aberdeen and Duckling?"

"The second uncle said that our compound is a spiritually civilized compound, and things like Aunt Jia eating stinky shit cannot happen."

Xu Damao waved the banner of moral kidnapping with his backhand, and attacked the group of beasts in the compound.

This is called ritual exchange.

"Back then you swore that certain people would leave Aunt Jia, and it was impossible not to leave, but have you ever thought about how Aunt Jia would live at such an old age? I, Xu Damao, put the words aside. If Aunt Jia really didn't have anything to eat Those of you who were there are responsible for swallowing this stinky shit."

Under Xu Damao's reminder, the beasts saw that there was really this black and sticky thing on Jia Zhang's mouth, and it would not be an exaggeration to say that it was stinky shit.

When did this happen?

This is?

"Wang Wang Wang."

The rhubarb in the yard yelled happily.

Don't guess.

Another masterpiece of rhubarb.

"Aunt Jia, you."

"It's really stinky shit, isn't it?"

"I understand. When Aunt Jia threw herself down just now, her mouth just fell on the stinky shit. Aunt Jia, why are you still standing there, why don't you hurry up and rinse your mouth."

"What is it that I accidentally fell down and fell to the ground? I, Jia Zhang, just couldn't stand the hunger. I can only use this stinky shit to satisfy my hunger. It's all because of you."

Jia Zhang did not disappoint Xu Damao.

She admitted it.

When it was over, he held the stinky shit in his mouth in his hands, and without a word, wiped it off the face of Huaihua, who was performing cutely and pitifully.

"grandmother."

a mouth.

It was a choking stench.

Jiazhang was really ruthless, and wiped the inside of Huaihua's mouth on purpose.

The courtyard was in a mess.

Look at Xu Damao again, smoking a cigarette and leaving the courtyard with a smile.

(End of this chapter)