The wonderful life of Xu Damao, who is full of love in the courtyard

Chapter 266 Stick, open your mouth, take medicine
Yan Fugui said: "Banggan, you are not sick, you are really sick, you don't even know that six is ​​followed by seven, you can't tell two from three, this is a typical confusion of thinking, a kind of neurosis Mode of onset."

"I'm not crazy, you're crazy."

"Bang, you said you are not crazy, then I am asking you a question, if you answer it, I will prove that you are not crazy, if you do not answer, you are sick, this is a question related to mice , you start by saying mouse three times.”

"Rat, rat, rat."

"What's your cat's favorite food?"

"mouse."

"His third uncle, our family has answered, is he not insane?" Jia Zhang's face was filled with surprise.

The stick is ready, and she, Jia Zhang, is the happiest.

Meet Jia Zhang's expectant eyes and the puzzled expressions of a group of beasts.

Yan Fugui shook his head slowly, and gave an answer that was diametrically opposed to what Jia Zhang had in mind.

"Wrong, the answer that stick terrier answers to the mouse just proves that stick terrier is insane."

The beasts were stunned.

How can it be?

The answer is correct.

Why did he become a lunatic, shouldn't he be crazy?

"His third master, why can't I understand more and more."

Xu Damao, who was leaning on the pillars of the porch, smiled.

It's not that there's a problem with sticks.

It was Yan Fugui who had a problem.

This is a question that no matter how the stick responds, the right to explain it belongs to Yan Fugui himself, and Yan Fugui can say a flowery result.

Yan Fugui has already determined that the stick is insane, or that the fact that the stick is insane is of personal interest to Yan Fugui, otherwise Yan Fugui would not be so dedicated to cheating on the stick.

Who gave Yan Fugui the benefit?

It is clear.

Not these beasts in front of Xu Damao.

Xu Damao's guess is correct, no matter how the stick responds, Yan Fugui has a reason to choke and refute and call the stick a neurosis.

For a huge profit, Yan Fugui can only cheat.

It's a double preserved egg.

In order to completely get rid of Jia Zhang, Erpidan found Yan Fugui privately. As long as Yan Fugui successfully made Jia Zhang fulfill his promise to Erpidan, Erpidan would give Yan Fugui a Qing Dynasty s things.

It is said that it was a fan used by Qianlong.

Kong Yiji said that stealing books by scholars is not considered stealing.

Yan Fugui applied this sentence to himself. It is understandable for intellectuals to do some immoral things for what they like.

For the fan.

Yan Fugui spoke nonsense indiscriminately.

"Mother Huairu, it is because BangGong answered this question that he is sick. Let me ask you, if I ask you to answer this question, will you answer it?"

"No, only a madman would answer."

"That's why I said that Stick is insane, and he's still very sick."

"I'm not crazy, I'm not sick, you fooled me."

"Bang, the third master also watched you grow up, can the third master still harm you? Since you don't admit that you are insane, then the third master will give you a chance at the end. This is a question of how much one plus one equals." , Children in the first grade of elementary school know the result, you have to seize this opportunity, the third master asked, what is one plus one equals."

Stick stunned.

He was a little confused.

Why did Yan Fugui ask such a simple question.

One plus one equals how much?
Of course it's two.

two!
Just as the stick was about to say the answer to the second question, it was suddenly connected with the previous three mouse questions, artificially complicating Yan Fugui's question, and mistakenly thought that this question had other connotations. Under the influence, I thought about it for more than a minute, but I haven't given a specific answer yet.

"Stick, it's two. One plus one equals two. A five-year-old child knows the result. You're such an adult and you haven't given the result after thinking about it for a long time. You're sick, what is it?"

Jia Zhang raised his hand and slapped BangGong.

Not willing to slap in the face.

It hit the shoulder.

"Bang, one plus one grandma knows, why do you still think about it for so long."

"What one plus one equals two, what if it equals something else, such as three."

"Bang, you don't know what's right, what's wrong with you?"

With a wave of Yan Fugui's hand, he greeted the beasts carrying pig manure and donkey urine.

This is to give the stick a means.

"Bang, you can't spread the fact that you are insane. How can you get married if it spreads? So your grandma begged us neighbors for help. We found a lot of folk remedies. Don't panic. Let's try each of these folk remedies one by one. There is a folk remedy that can cure your madness."

"I'm not sick." Bang Giao's face showed horror, even if his nose was bad, he could still smell the stench from the contents of the jar.

Stick stems can be heard.

Someone poured shit on this lunatic.

Said it was a recipe.

If it wasn't for him, he would also enjoy such treatment.

A good man does not suffer from immediate losses.

run.

Stick Terrier wants to run.

However, he is a cripple, not to mention his bad legs, and there are a bunch of beasts staring at him around him, so there is no way to run.

Stick is also unlucky, it's okay if he doesn't run, this run immediately looks like stick has a guilty conscience, as soon as he moved, he was pressed to the ground by the beasts.

The beasts also thought about it, and for the sake of money, they had to resort to tricks.

A beast carrying a pot of pig manure looked at the stick with a ferocious face. The spoon held in its right hand stirred vigorously in the pot a few times to fully mix the pig manure, and then scooped up a little bit of pig manure with the spoon. , took a strong sniff, and asked the frowning beasts around them who were temporarily holding their breath: "How about taking a look?"

"I feel a little lighter."

Some beasts think that the taste is not too strong, anyway, they don't drink it themselves, they drink it for sticks, and rightly take it for the resentment they were bullied by sticks at that time.

"Is it the smell?"

"Ah."

"Then what should I do? Could it be that I go to the latrine to get some fresh ones?"

"Isn't there rhubarb here?" A beast looked at rhubarb, and waved to greet rhubarb who was doing nothing but wagging its tail vigorously, "Come here, dog, come here."

Under some coercion and temptation.

Rhubarb, who was lying on the ground watching this scene, acted out this miserable scene of shitting in the jar in front of countless beasts, and the dog's face changed color.

I've never seen you bullying dogs like this!
Don't you guys treat my rhubarb like a dog!

The beast stirred in the jar with a spoon for more than a minute, and said to the stick that was pressed down by the beasts: "Bang, open your mouth and drink the medicine."

Xu Damao on the porch almost laughed out loud.

This sounded familiar to him.

Dalang.

Get up and take your medicine.

Then Wu Dalang, who drank the medicine, died. He died so weakly that he couldn't die anymore.

pity.

Stick stem is not Wu Dalang.

It was not Pan Jinlian who poured medicine on the sticks, but beasts from the courtyard.

The person lying on the ground was not Wu Dalang who obediently opened his mouth to drink the medicine, but a cripple stick that clenched his teeth so hard that he could not open his mouth.

Only a fool opened his mouth.

drink medicine.

If it was medicine, I would drink it. You are not medicine, you are a mixture of pig manure and dog shit.

Stick sticks to the strength of sucking milk, clenched his teeth, and said nothing.

I swore not to be a slave.

I can't even open my mouth.

Want me to open my mouth.

dream.

"Bang Geng, are you making us rough?" The beast carrying pig manure threatened Bang Geng: "Believe it or not, we will pry your mouth open?"

letter.

Why not believe it.

Is there anything that beasts can't do?

"Bang, grandma's good grandson, don't grit your teeth, open your mouth, this is to cure your illness and drive away your madness, otherwise no girl will be willing to marry you, listen to grandma's advice , Open your mouth."

Jia Zhang was still crying and persuading the stick, letting the stick eat these things obediently. She was worried that the beasts would force him to make trouble for the stick.

Stick has become a cripple, and other bad things can't happen.

"Come here a few people and open the stick's mouth, I still don't believe it."

"Brother, how's this?" A beast lifted up the crowbar he had just found, and he was going to use the crowbar to pry open the stick's mouth.

The other beast is even more ruthless, holding a carbon hammer in its right hand and a chisel in its left hand, with a ferocious look, as if it wants to chisel out the teeth of the stick like a stone.

There are wolves in the front, tigers and leopards in the back, and animals in the middle.

Stick Terrier wants to cry but has no tears.

Someone once said that when you can't refuse and can't refuse, a strong rejection is asking for trouble and making yourself suffer for nothing.

At times like this, learn to obey.

A small leak will sink a great ship.

Knowing that he was no match for the Qinmans, Banggen persisted for a while before opening his mouth resignedly.

Isn't it just to eat some pig manure.

I agree with it.

Who hasn't had poop as a kid?
It's time for me to reminisce about the original feeling.

"Wow."

Accompanied by the entry of folk prescription medicinal materials, there was an indescribable nausea feeling in BangGong's mouth.It's as if every inch of skin, every muscle, every sense organ, and every nerve in Sticky's mouth was stimulated to the maximum, and his brain was so stimulated that he forgot everything, only the stinky smell The sense organs are constantly tormenting the stick, making the stick feel sad and happy, even worse than the ants on the hot pot.

want to vomit.

It's just that he was nauseated for a long time, but he didn't spit out a little bit. Instead, the things in his mouth flowed into Banggen's throat and then into his stomach through the key point of Banggen's nausea.

The beast didn't feel sorry for the stick. Seeing that there was a little less stuff in the stick's mouth, he hurriedly scooped up another spoonful from the jar. Worried that the stick would accidentally choke on him, he thoughtfully greeted the beast who was holding the donkey urine next to him. Let him pour some donkey urine into the mouth of the stick, and use this donkey urine to dilute the things in the mouth of the stick, so that these things can enter the stomach.

Don't say it.

The beasts cooperate quite well.

One scoops something.

One pours something.

Four people holding sticks on their limbs.

There are people who hold the line next to them.

The beasts perfectly embodied the grandson's art of war in how to treat sticks and stems, and brought this teamwork into full play.

Xu Damao felt emotional.

The beasts are really proficient in doing this wicked thing, and there are specific aftermath matters, worrying that the stick will spit out the healing herbs from their stomachs.

Unaware of the beast, he took off his stinky socks, rolled them into a ball, and stuffed them into the stick's mouth.

The stinky socks with the smell of foot sweat are no less powerful than this pig manure and donkey urine, and there is a faint tendency to suppress it.

The thick stench not only filled the mouth of the stick, but also irritated the nostrils of the stick.

The stick, whose brain was already blank, began to have that feeling of wanting to die, and this hallucination appeared in front of his eyes.

Hallucinating.

Bang Geng's legs were not limping, and Qin Huairu did not become that villain, nor was he caught in prison.Stick is also because Qin Huairu married Sha Zhu, and got the honor of Sha Zhu, was introduced to the relevant department by a letter of introduction from Sha Zhu, became a driver for the leader, and married a nice and beautiful wife, Just live in the original silly Zhu's house.

But Sha Zhu was driven into Jia Zhang's house, and lived with Jia Zhang inside and out. The reason given by Banggan's mother was that Sha Zhu was worried about Jia Zhang's safety, and offered to live in an outhouse to take care of Jia Zhang in the back room. Shi, people in courtyards and even alleys all praised Shazhu for his filial piety.

Stick was puzzled, Sha Zhu didn't live in Jia Zhang's outhouse because he didn't have a house to live in, so why did he take the initiative to take care of the elderly?
He blinked.

There is still a scene in front of him that sticks can't believe it.

In this picture, Shazhu is not an extinct family, he has his own son, this son was born to Lou Xiaoe and Lou Xiaoe, and Lou Xiaoe is still the rich man.

Stick bumped his head against the ground, and the scene in front of him changed again.

It's Xu Damao.

Xu Damao in the picture is completely down and out, he is not a rich man, he was cheated by You Fengxia and collapsed at the gate of the courtyard, and then he was forced by Shazhu to kneel down and kowtow to everyone in the courtyard to admit his mistake, and said he would They were called Master Shazhu, and Mrs. Lou Xiaoe. In the end, all the beasts in the courtyard turned into blood-sucking insects. Everyone applauded and praised Mom Banggeng, saying that Mommy Banggeng had done a great deed...

Applause.

Stick felt that his nose was choking, and when he looked again, there was no blood-sucking courtyard, only a courtyard full of beasts, he was still crippled, Sha Zhu and Qin Huairu were still in prison, stick Not only no house, no wife.

Is it a dream?

Stick obediently lay on the ground, thinking about the scene he suddenly saw just now, and feeling the salty taste of the stinky socks in his mouth at the same time.

The beasts are impeccable in doing things.

Considering that Jia's family has only one house divided into inner and outer rooms, and there are four adult women living together, it is not suitable for a young man like Banggen to live in, so he thought of a kind suggestion of tying the stick to the pillars in the yard. Come.

It's midsummer.

There is no possibility of freezing to death if the stick is tied outside, it is nothing more than being bitten by this mosquito, which is right to temper the body of the stick.

When the heavens send a great mission to the people, they must first suffer their minds, starve their bodies, and work their muscles and bones. If they stay outside for one night, they will not die.

This is also the reason why the beasts persuaded Jia Zhang.

Under Jia Zhang's eager and distressed eyes, the first stage of treatment of the beasts' madness ended perfectly.

Judging from the reaction of the stick being poured with medicinal materials, the effect is extremely good, and all the beasts nodded their heads in satisfaction.

look.

This folk recipe of pig manure and donkey urine can indeed effectively treat human madness.

"Continue tomorrow."

"Then what about these things?" Some animals raised the whips, nails, weights and other objects that were originally used to treat sticks.

The pupils of the stick tied to the pillar dilated a full circle.

Good guy.

These beasts can really do it.

I also want to use these things to treat myself.

Just this folk recipe of pig manure and donkey urine has almost killed the half-life of the stick. Until now, the stomach of the stick is still noisy, trying to vomit the mixture inside.

Continue.

I can't live anymore.

The stick who wants to express that he is not crazy or that he is ready, because his mouth is full of this stinky sock, he hums for a while, twisting his body like a large earthworm.

(End of this chapter)