The wonderful life of Xu Damao, who is full of love in the courtyard

Chapter 305 Silly Moment of Shame

"Sir, I'm sorry, we don't have credit rules here. You can see who you call and ask them to send the money for you. Otherwise, the money can only be paid by us. If the amount is small, we will pay for it." Yes, but you ate 970 yuan for a meal, and the monthly salary of the few of us is more than 200 plus [-] yuan. We still have a wife and children to support, so we can’t just let you eat a big meal. Are your wives and children hungry?"

"If you really can't recruit, we can only go to the police. Six thousand and nine hundred and seventy yuan is not a small number. You will have to stay there for a few years. Think about it, we have a phone here. If you don’t want to bother you, just tell me your phone number, you can’t save face, we can call for you and ask your friend to send the money.”

"It's not that we stop you from leaving, it's that if you leave without paying the bill, several of us will be fired. We are all old and young, and we can't do without a job. Please, I really bother you .We really don’t want to bother the police, we don’t look good, and you don’t look good either, do you think that’s the reason?”

"You also said just now that you are the director of the canteen of this rolling mill. The director of the canteen has a lot of power. You also said that you are a retired veteran cadre with a lot of money. Since you are so rich, you definitely don't care about it. A few small coins, it is impossible for us to bring more than 1000 yuan and 2000 yuan with us when we go out. See if it is convenient for you now. It is just a matter of making a phone call, and someone will send the money for you. When the money comes, you go , we apologize to you, but if the money doesn’t come, we can only go to the police.”

The lobby manager's words were not as soft as Shazhu's. The people eating in the restaurant basically heard them, and all of them looked at Shazhu who didn't pay for the meal in surprise.

Weird.

If you don't have money, pretend to be rich.

Many people have seen the picture of Shazhu throwing a two-yuan tip to the waiter just now. You were so arrogant when you tipped the waiter just now.

The result is a blandishment.

"Who is this?"

"Silly Zhu from the rolling mill, and his wife Qin Huairu."

Say stupid people don't know.

It is said that Qin Huairu knows everyone.

celebrity.

"He is Qin Huairu's husband? The husband who rides a bicycle to send Qin Huairu to get broken shoes? It's really a strange thing. As a man, he can still do the thing of putting a cuckold on his head. Think about it. There is no disease in his mind. Why do you go to the Beijing Hotel for dinner with 90 yuan in your pocket, and pay it on credit."

"If you don't have money, you will be poor. Just now, Mr. Xu was kind enough to ask if he should pay the bill for him, but the silly Zhu arrogantly said that he has money. This man, he can't see himself clearly, it's very sad."

Hearing everyone's hot discussion about his voice, Sha Zhu's head was as big as a bucket. On the one hand, he was embarrassed and felt ashamed, and on the other hand, Sha Zhu didn't know who to call this call.

It is impossible for anyone to pay 2000 yuan for him at once.

Or food money.

Say it.

shame.

I ate more than 2000 for a meal, and I still haven't paid the bill. It's not a shame.

"The face we should give you has already given you enough. If you don't give us face, we can only trouble the comrades of the police, the security, find the police, and say that we have encountered a liar here, or a huge number of liars."

"Don't ask the police. It's not that I don't pay the bill. I'm just thinking about who to call. I have too many friends. I really don't know who to call."

Silly Zhu is still putting gold on his face, saying beautiful words that ask for a scene.

He doesn't have any friends.

To say yes.

There is only Yi Zhonghai this brother-in-law.

"Then hurry up and call, otherwise it will be really difficult for you, and it will be difficult for us, Xiao Wang, Xiao Li, help this gentleman to the front to make a call."

The two security guards put Sha Zhu on their arms, one on the left and the other on the right. They didn't care about Sha Zhu's face at all, and dragged and dragged Sha Zhu to the front desk.

The waiter at the front desk gave the phone to Shazhu very considerately.

Looking at the phone in his hand, Sha Zhu showed a smile that was uglier than crying, and then dialed Ma Hua's phone. Hearing Ma Hua's voice from the other end of the phone, Sha Zhu's heart fell to the ground. I was afraid that it was Mahua's sister who answered the phone.

"Ma Hua, I'm an idiot."

"Master, you are out."

Hearing Ma Hua's concerned tone, Shazhu couldn't help sighing, this apprentice is really good, much better than He Yushui's own sister.

do the math.

It was him who was stupid and sorry for Ma Hua, who caused Ma Hua to lose his job, run away from his partner, and even spent more than a year in prison.

"I have been out for more than ten days, and I have been busy with things. Do you think I have any work, master? It's not like you don't know my craftsmanship. As long as I release it to find a job, many big restaurants and restaurants will rush to let me go. I have been busy recently. This awesome marriage, Ma Hua, I really have something to ask you, do you have any money? How much to borrow? Not much, 2000 yuan. You are married, and the money is not in your hands. Please do it, then we will contact you in the future. "

Listening to the beep on the other end of the phone, Shazhu didn't resent Ma Hua at all.

It is impossible for anyone to spend 2000 yuan at one time.

He hesitated for a moment.

Silly Zhu made the second call to He Yushui.

"Is it rain?"

"I'm He Yushui, yours?"

"I'm silly, your brother, why are you pretending? Pretend you can't hear your brother's voice?"

"whats the matter?"

He Yushui's voice is full of coldness. Compared with Mahua's enthusiasm before, Shazhu is really mixed. Is this his own sister He Yushui?
Why does this tone seem to be talking to the enemy.

"I'll ask you to get two thousand." Silly Zhu was not polite, and went straight to the point and asked He Yushui for money.

"I have the money, but I want to know why."

"There's no reason. I just ate a meal. This meal costs 2000 yuan. I don't have enough money. You can get me some."

Silly Zhu chose to tell the truth.

It's just that the truth of Sha Zhu's words is pure nonsense in He Yushui's ears.

A meal costs 2000 yuan.

Who are you lying to?
You just eat delicacies from mountains and seas, and it is impossible for him to eat 2000 yuan at a time.

In addition to not believing Shazhu's lies, He Yushui also imagined the real reason why Shazhu was telling nonsense. It was because Shazhu wanted to tell the stick a wife, and he had no money, so he went to He Yu. Yushui made up a nonsense that he ate 2000 yuan for a meal, and planned to defraud He Yushui of 2000 yuan by means of deception, and use the 2000 yuan to marry Banggan.

Take my hard-earned money from He Yushui to marry the Jia family!

He Yushui's heart exploded all of a sudden, and his dissatisfaction with Shazhu was like a torrential river flooding out of control.

The He family never ceases to exist, you are not a fool, and you don't care about it.

The Jia family is endless, and you are so concerned about it. In order to prevent the Jia family from becoming extinct, and to make the Jia family have a future, you have started making up nonsense and asking for money from me, He Yushui.

I, He Yushui, are not that stupid.

The main reason is that He Yushui didn't expect that Shazhu would compete with Xu Damao, and he paid 2000 yuan for the competition.

"Silly Zhu, am I, He Yushui, easy to fool?"

"What do you mean?"

"What do I mean by asking you? Is it interesting for you to make up such nonsense? Do you really think that I, He Yushui, will believe you for making up such a nonsense? You underestimate me, He Yushui."

"Who lied to you?"

"Eat 2000 yuan for a meal, I don't believe it, even if you have no brains, you can't spend 2000 yuan for a meal at one time."

Silly meal.

This sounds awkward.

Why am I stupid because I have no brains, and it is impossible to eat 2000 yuan of meals.

The problem is that I really spent 2000 yuan stupidly, and I was detained on the spot, and I couldn't leave.

"If you don't believe me, I can ask the person next to me to tell you personally."

"Silly Zhu, it's ok. I've learned how to commit crimes in gangs. How much did you spend to hire someone? Tell me the truth. You asked me for 2000 yuan. Do you want to tell Banggun your wife?"

"What does it have to do with sticks?"

"Apart from Jia's affairs, what other things can make you worry so much? Who doesn't know that you, silly Zhu, have really worked hard to marry the stick."

"All right, all right, I admit it, I asked you for 2000 yuan, just to tell you about my daughter-in-law, let's go to the head office now, 2000 yuan, is there any?"

"Sure enough, you're marrying a daughter-in-law for the Jia family, silly Zhu, I'm convinced of you. You really have the wrong surname. Your surname should be Jia, and your name is Jia Yuzhu. You should be a filial son to the Jia family."

"Yu Shui, just say whether you will give me the money or not."

"Silly Zhu, you promise me one thing. As long as you promise, don't say 2000 yuan, it's 4000 yuan. I'll give you He Yushui. You just swear to sever ties with the Jia family, otherwise Qin Huai will die without a place to die. I'll give you the money."

He Yushui also learned to be smart.

Using Qin Huairu as an example, in the face of licking a dog, you have to use the method of licking a dog.

Shazhu is a late-stage critically ill patient who licked Qin Huairu, and He Yushui talked about Qin Huairu, which made Shazhu unable to extricate himself.

I'm stupid because of Qin Huairu, so I only have Qin Huairu, not to mention breaking up the relationship, even if I die, I, stupidly, have to drag Qin Huairu to die together.

He Yushui's aggressive general failed, Sha Zhu hung up the phone first.

"gentlemen."

"I admit that I paid you 2000 yuan for a meal. I am not the kind of person who reneges on debts, but you have all seen my situation. I am the director of the canteen of the rolling mill. In the canteen of the rolling mill, your chef If the arts are not of a certain standard and cannot be the director of the canteen of the rolling mill, I will be the director because of my cooking skills. Anyone who has eaten the food I cook will praise it. What I mean is that I stay with you As a part-time job, I do my old job, and the meal fee is gradually deducted from my salary."

Sha Zhu, a thick-browed and big-eyed guy, also started to have bad intentions, wanting to kill three birds with one stone, not only to find a job, but also to solve Sha Zhu's job, while avoiding embarrassment.

The chef of the Capital Hotel.

There is also face in saying it.

With the identity of the chief chef in charge of the Jingcheng Hotel, I don't believe that I can't say a wife who is a hundred times stronger than You Fengxia for Bang Geng.

Ideal is good.

Good planning too.

It's just that the reality is a bit cruel.

Silly Zhu's proposal was not adopted, and his little thoughts turned into bullshit in the face of his own shortcoming of having a bad smell.

During the trial work of Shazhu, Shazhu accidentally revealed his secrets. The smell of perfume and stench mixed with him was clearly stripped out in the back kitchen.

The strong stench stunned the people in the back kitchen.

is this man?
This is a mobile human-shaped latrine, a thoroughly stinky person. Such a stinky person stays in the back kitchen of the Beijing restaurant, and even smokes the back kitchen of other restaurants into toilets. As long as the fool is around, everyone I would love to stay and work in the kitchen.

When he was not polite to Shazhu, he drove him out of the back kitchen, and then he was taken to the police station by the staff of the Beijing Hotel. Shazhu's meals cost 970 and [-] yuan.

It's a rare thing to see.

The people in the courtyard who were sitting in the courtyard with nothing to do and chatting, saw that Silly Zhu was brought into the courtyard by the police, and their brains were suddenly insufficient.

The board didn't think about the good side at all, they were all wondering if Shazhu had committed some serious crime, and was escorted by his official comrades to the courtyard to identify the scene.

There are not a few people who hold this idea.

Some people even wondered if they had contact with Sha Zhu these days, don't get into trouble if they don't eat the chicken by then.

"Comrade, hello, I'm Yan Fugui, the steward of the compound. I just want to ask, did this idiot commit any evil things again? Does he need our help?"

That being said.

Yan Fugui didn't think so.

Looking at the silly Zhu who was caught by the police, Yan Fugui's first thought was that he had something to report to Xu Damao.

His eyes could not help falling on Shazhu.

Seeing that Shazhu was not handcuffed, Yan Fugui couldn't help feeling a little disappointed.

Yan Fugui's disappointment stemmed from the fact that Shazhu was not handcuffed by the police.

The absence of handcuffs shows that Shazhu's crime is not important.

The magnitude of Shazhu's crimes has an extremely deep relationship with the value of Yan Fugui's report to Xu Damao's information, and there is an equal sign between the two.

The crime is important, so the value of Yan Fugui's reported information will be high, and the benefits will be great.

Yan Fugui always wanted to make a shocking news to Xu Damao, so that Xu Damao gave Yan Fugui his unused elder brother.

Yan Fugui was excited when he saw Silly Zhu being brought in by the police.

Seeing that Shazhu was not handcuffed, Yan Fugui was lost.

It is different from Yan Fugui's loss.

When the other beasts saw that Sha Zhu was taken into the courtyard by the police, they all thought that Sha Zhu had committed a crime, and hurriedly cleaned themselves up first.

beasts.

Naturally, I thought about it for myself.

"Comrade Public Security, did Sha Zhu commit any crimes? I have to explain something clearly. I have never had any contact with Sha Zhu during his return, and I haven't even spoken to him."

The implication is that no matter what Sha Zhu committed, this matter has nothing to do with me.

"I just said hello to Shazhu a few times, but I didn't say anything else. After saying hello, I got up, did I eat, went to the toilet and so on."

"When I was with Shazhu, there were other people around, such as the second uncle and the third uncle."

(End of this chapter)