The wonderful life of Xu Damao, who is full of love in the courtyard

Chapter 385 Zhuzi, I want to give birth to you (Happy Chinese New Year)
"Qin Huairu, don't come here, I'm a fool, I don't like yours."

Silly Zhu returned Qin Huairu the shells thrown by Qin Huairu intact.

What if I kneel down?
Do you really think that you, Qin Huairu, would kneel down to me silly Zhu in front of all these neighbors, and I, silly Zhu, would not care about the previous things?

Nonsense.

"Pillar."

"Don't call me Zhuzi, I'm He Yuzhu."

"Zhuzi." Qin Huairu's tone was full of tears, "Zhuzi, things are really not what you imagined. I, Qin Huairu, admit that I have done something to make you feel sorry for Zhuzi. It is only because I, Qin Huairu, hurt you that I want I try to compensate you as much as possible in my limited days. I don’t want to die with regrets. The worst thing I did in my life is that I failed to have a good life with you, and failed to give birth to a boy and a half girl for you. It's all my fault."

Stop talking.

Qin Huairu said loudly to Yan Fugui and other neighbors: "Third Lord, all the neighbors, it's not that I, Qin Huairu, are shameless, it's that I, Qin Huairu, still have feelings for Shazhu, and I still want to live with him."

As soon as the words came out.

Everyone was terrified.

Even Silly Zhu was a little confused.

Really Nima dare to say.

I really dare to speak.

have emotions.

Still want to live together.

There is fart emotion.

Only profit.

When everyone was stunned, Qin Huairu actually changed direction, changed the posture of kneeling towards Shazhu to kneeling towards Shazhu's wife, and knocked his head on the ground loudly.

"Zhuzi's daughter-in-law, my name is Qin Huairu, and you are also called Qin Huairu. I still have feelings for Zhuzi, and I still want to live with Zhuzi. I want to make up for the guilt I have felt towards Zhuzi all these years. I beg you, give Zhuzi to me. I, Qin Huairu, I, Qin Huairu, will remember your kindness for the rest of my life, and I will repay you in the next life."

The people in the courtyard who were dumbfounded before became more and more bewildered now.

Qin Huairu begged Shazhu's daughter-in-law to give him up.

They got it wrong.

Or Qin Huairu was wrong.

The world is so crazy, for the sake of money, mice are starting to be bridesmaids for cats.

"Banggan Mom, get up, some things can't be explained clearly in just one or two sentences. As the third master, I can't ignore it. Have everyone arrived? When they are all here, we can start a meeting. Let's focus on talking about Qin Huai Ru, Shazhu, and Shazhu's daughter-in-law."

Yan Fugui's words imperceptibly pushed the matter to another climax.

He is very proud now, what Qin Huairu did today is embarrassing for Qin Huairu, and Qin Huairu will definitely not report these things to Xu Damao, which invisibly creates benefits for Yan Fugui.

Seeing that Qin Huairu was still kneeling on the ground, he waved his hand and directed the two old women to drag Qin Huairu up from the ground.

"Yeah." Yan Fugui cleared his throat, "I believe you have all heard what Mommy said just now. As the saying goes: It's hard for an upright official to break up housework. Outsiders like us about the matter of Shazhu and Mommy We should not get involved, but it’s impossible not to get involved, we are a collective, and there is nothing trivial about the collective.”

Yan Fugui said something abruptly, which instantly aroused everyone's reverie.

Qin Huairu confronts Shazhu, and Shazhu confronts Qin Huairu, with a silly daughter-in-law sandwiched in between.

When everyone's attention was shifted to Qin Huairu and Shazhu, Yan Fugui made another insult to the situation. His intention was to step on Qin Huairu hard and turn Qin Huairu into an unsmelly stinky shit.

"These are just my personal conjectures. I can't guarantee or guarantee that it's true. After all, I'm an outsider. Whether Qin Huairu has feelings for Shazhu? We can't listen to Qin Huairu's one-sided words. Let's assume that Qin Huairu is sincere. I want to make up for Silly Zhu."

Let everyone think of Qin Huairu, and Yan Fugui immediately put aside his relationship.

Inadvertently drawing fire on Qin Huairu, everyone will naturally catch Qin Huairu alone and pursue it fiercely.

Having lived in the compound for 50 years, Yan Fugui is too aware of the virtues of these people in the compound.

It's all asshole stuff.

He has a reputation for this move.

It is called adapting to all changes with the same.

Let you Qin Huairu do everything possible, but I, Yan Fugui, stand still and use the power of the people in the courtyard to turn Qin Huairu into stinky dog ​​shit in the mud.

This wishful thinking is wonderful!
Everyone in the courtyard who suspected that Qin Huairu had other ideas about holding a silly pillar, was reminded by Yan Fugui's words that they became even more suspicious of Qin Huairu's impure motives.

Who doesn't know who?
Don't you just want to suck blood?

Why find yourself a high-end and elegant name?
"Qin Huairu wants to make up for her faults to Shazhu. This is understandable. I, Yan Fugui, support him a hundred times. But Shazhu is married now, and he is doing well. At this time, Qin Huairu proposed to be with Shazhu. However, to make up for Shazhu's past in the way the two of them lived, in my opinion, Yan Fugui, it's nonsense, and there is no such reason in the world."

Yan Fugui turned his head to look at Qin Huairu.

That's the point.

In front of these people in the courtyard, he severely reprimanded Qin Huairu, and used these people's mouths to spread certain things to achieve the purpose of ruining Qin Huairu's reputation.

Anyway, Qin Huairu's reputation is already rotten, so it doesn't matter if he adds a bucket of dung to it.

"Huairu, it's not that the third master said you. You didn't do it very well. The third master understands your feelings and knows that you want to make up for Sha Zhu. When you were Sha Zhu's wife, you didn't treat him well. , now that you have repented, you want to compensate Shazhu as the daughter-in-law of Shazhu. If Shazhu was not married, the third master would definitely help you Qin Huairu in this matter. You know the fact that Shazhu is married. The couple is living a good life, you can't let Sha Zhu divorce just to make up for him, right?"

Yan Fugui looked at Qin Huairu with a kind face, his tone was the kind of tone that I thought about Qin Huairu for you, but he was thinking about how to dig a big hole for Qin Huairu in his heart.

Let Qin Huairu step on the pit is the most important thing.

"The way of compensation doesn't have to be limited to you spending time with Shazhu. There are various ways of compensation. For example, let's discount the things you have done to Shazhu into money. How much is discounted, how much is I discounted for that matter, we will compensate Shazhu with this amount of money, you pay the money, you feel at ease, and Shazhu takes your money, he also feels at ease."

All the people around who heard Yan Fugui's words were filled with joy.

Not stupid.

Everyone knows that Qin Huairu's starting point for hugging Shazhu is to let Shazhu pay to subsidize Jia's family.

In other words.

Qin Huairu came here for money.

In turn, Yan Fugui asked Qin Huairu to pay for Shazhu, which was completely contrary to what Qin Huairu had in mind.

At this time, no matter what, you have to boo.

"Third Master, you are really a scholar. Your awareness is high. I foolishly agree with the compensation plan proposed by Third Master."

Sha Zhu rushed to express his opinion before everyone made a fuss, if he was really made a fuss by these people, something might go wrong.

It's safe to put the money in the pocket first.

If there are dates or not, there will be three shots, in case Qin Huairu pays for it.

He happened to use this incident to explain to his daughter-in-law, holding a feather duster, Sha Zhu was really scared.

"How much have I paid for the Jia family over the years? We don't want too much, 1 yuan is enough." Silly Zhu raised a finger, "We know the life of the Jia family. If you want more, you will definitely not be able to pay." 1 yuan is fine, and I, silly Zhu, am not the kind of person who holds grudges, so I can just charge [-] yuan."

Qin Huairu almost spit out a mouthful of old blood.

I pay.

And a one-time payment of 1 yuan.

Am I full?

Nima.

Why did things suddenly go wrong.

It was obviously a matter of plotting against Sha Zhu, but how did it become Qin Huairu being plotted against, as well as the tone of Sha Zhu, that kind of grandiose tone.

I, Qin Huairu, thank you.

"Huairu, did you hear what silly Zhu said? I believe you heard it. It's not more than 1 yuan, which is only a year and a half's salary. If Banggen, Xiaodang, and Sophora japonica are crowded around casually, the money is enough Come out, Huai Ru, don't worry, if Shazhu takes you 1 yuan and dares to go back on his word, none of us will agree to him."

Qin Huairu was speechless with Yan Fugui's dignified appearance.

The matter of giving Shazhu 1 yuan is over.

This is not what I, Qin Huairu, wanted.

"Third Master, I just want to live with Zhuzi, and I just want to compensate Zhuzi well, in the name of Zhuzi's wife." Qin Huairu, who didn't want to pay, pointed the finger at silly Zhu as soon as he came up. A solution to her current predicament.

"Qin Huairu!" Silly Zhu glared at Qin Huairu, and said lightly, "We are all grown-ups, so let's speak up if we have anything to say, we know what's on your mind if you don't tell us, you just see it I, Shazhu, have money, and I want me, Shazhu, to pay to subsidize your Jia family, why bother to make up for what I said to be so noble, I'm sorry."

Qin Huairu became anxious, "Zhuzi, it's not what you imagined. I really know that I was wrong. I want to make up for you as a wife. I also want to give birth to a child for you so that the He family will not be wiped out. I want to name you all." Well, a boy is called Bangchui, and a girl is called Xiaohuai."

This is pure bullshit.

Give birth to a child for Sha Zhu, and prevent Sha Zhu from becoming extinct.

I don't know who went to the hospital to get the ring, and I don't know who knew that he didn't have the ring, and drove Sha Zhu to Jia Zhang's house, declaring that Sha Zhu wanted to take care of Jia Zhang.

Give birth.

Who the hell believed it?
At the age of more than 60, he said that he wanted to give birth to a child for Sha Zhu. Isn't this why he insisted on fertilizing the cycad tree even though he knew it couldn't bloom.

Silly Zhu laughed angrily, he really didn't expect Qin Huairu to say such shameless words, the boy's name is Bangchui, why not a fool, and the girl's name is Xiaohuai, which is obviously made up by Qin Huairu now. The small characters of Dang add the Sophora japonica of Sophora japonica.

"Qin Huairu, I don't know if you, Qin Huairu, are stupid, or I'm stupid. You try to give me a baby now? Can he give birth?"

"Zhuzi, I really want to give birth to a child for you. I also know that I am getting old, and the He family cannot have no offspring. I have decided that I can call the boy born by the stick to be named He, and be considered the descendant of the He family. "

This abacus.

It's a really good fight.

Changing the surname of the child of the stick to He, counts as the root of the He family.

Is it the stupid Zhu who paid for the stick to marry a daughter-in-law?

Bang Geng has no daughter-in-law, how to change the surname of Bang Geng's son to He!

Qin Huairu is really Qin Huairu, and under the unfavorable situation, another game was set up for Shazhu.

"Qin Huairu, I beat you to death, you shameless coquettish vixen, and asked you to seduce our silly Zhu, how shameless you are?"

"Daughter-in-law Silly Zhu, I really still have feelings for Silly Zhu. I beg you, please give me Silly Zhu. I, Qin Huairu, can't live without Silly Zhu, but you can."

The shameless Qin Huairu said shameless words again.

"You really think I'm afraid to beat you up, don't you? It's really shameless."

"You fight, if hitting me can make you give me the silly pillar, you can fight hard."

Qin Huairu stretched out her face towards silly Zhu's daughter-in-law, as if letting you whip her.

"Crack, snap."

Two slaps were slapped on Qin Huairu's face.

Visible to the naked eye.

Qin Huairu's cheeks were swollen.

The stupid daughter-in-law who succeeded in one blow, rushed towards Qin Huairu with a tiger. She showed with practical actions that she would carry out Qin Huairu's suggestion to beat her without complaint.

He also blamed Qin Huairu for wanting to take the opportunity to express his idea of ​​making up for Shazhu and living together with Shazhu.

Beat and beat.

People realized that something was wrong, Shazhu's wife suddenly changed from beating to pulling, and began to change the action of beating Qin Huairu into the action of pulling Qin Huairu's clothes.

Guess Qin Huairu didn't expect that silly Zhu's daughter-in-law is even worse than himself.

By surprise.

Qin Huairu really suffered a great loss, and began to fight back with his hands normally. How could the silly Zhu's daughter-in-law strip Qin Huairu naked when so many people watched.

It would be shameless to spread the word.

All the people around widened their eyes, watching the exciting battle scene in front of them, and their hearts beat violently.

There are also people who have to stand on tiptoe in order to watch the show because someone is blocking them in front of them.

"Stop it all." Yan Fugui, who realized that the fire was almost over, yelled, his shrill and high-pitched voice was a bit like a eunuch working in the palace, giving people a feeling of ear-splitting.

The stupid daughter-in-law's strength in tearing Qin Huairu's clothes was much weaker under the stimulation of Yan Fugui's sharp voice.

Qin Huairu took the opportunity to escape from the clutches of the silly daughter-in-law, avoiding the fate of being stripped naked in front of all the neighbors in the courtyard.

After such a long time, there is no connotation at all, so you are so stupid.

No.

From the beginning to the end, they all stayed in this link of unbuttoning and fastening buttons, without any substantial progress.

"Third Master, me." Without waiting for Yan Fugui to say anything, Qin Huairu began to cry and pour out this grievance, the tears really flowed out like opening a plug.

"Qin Huairu, don't cry, let's talk about things slowly." Yan Fugui obviously leaned towards the silly wife, and comforted Qin Huairu on this side, and then said to the silly wife: "Silly daughter-in-law, pull out!" The clothes are your fault, no matter what wrong things Qin Huairu did, you have no right to pick up Qin Huairu's clothes, and you won't allow it next time."

　I wish book friends a happy holiday, this month is over, sorry, it affects everyone's appetite

　　
　
(End of this chapter)