The wonderful life of Xu Damao, who is full of love in the courtyard

Chapter 397

Pretend to be crazy and act stupid to frighten the beasts in the courtyard, and to add trouble to Qin Huairu and Yi Zhonghai by pretending to be crazy. The police were called, and they were still carrying weapons.

In Shazhu's plan.

If it is exhausted, the director of the street will come to the door.

dog day.

Who.

Do your best.

The police have come to the door, so I have to explain it well.

Be lenient when confessing, and be strict when resisting.

Sha Zhu worried that if he continued to pretend, he would end up like a mad cow on the street.

Hanging out on Mad Cow Street, that time was not the end of being shot dead and eating meat.

If you should admit it, you have to admit it.

Anyway, after so many days, the beasts in the courtyard were scared enough, especially Qin Huairu and Yi Zhonghai couldn't sleep or eat.

The plan barely worked.

Silly Zhu forced a smile on his face, and poured beans into the bamboo tubes of the two police officers who were carrying weapons, and explained the ins and outs of the matter clearly.

Why is Yi Zhonghai the enemy of his silly Zhu, who doesn't like Yi Zhonghai.Why Qin Huairu is his silly enemy, silly Zhu sees that Qin Huairu is not happy.Knowing that the two enemies were going to live together, they wanted to disgust these two bastards, so they came up with a plan to pretend to be crazy and scare the two bastards.

No other meaning, just want to disgust two rival bastards.

Silly Zhu patted his chest, and assured Comrade Public Security.

Fearing that the police would believe the words of the beasts and arrest Shazhu, Shazhu's daughter-in-law would also speak out to testify for her husband, proving that Shazhu was not crazy, she was simply pretending.

The situation where the husband sings and the wife follows.

Before the union, people suspected that Sha Zhu was crazy or not.

Instantly resolved the doubts in everyone's mind.

Well you stupid column.

In order to create trouble for Qin Huairu and Yi Zhonghai, you thick eyebrows and big eyes unexpectedly thought of such a wicked way.

This method scared Yi Zhonghai and Qin Huairu half to death, but also scared the neighbors in the courtyard. Yan Fugui couldn't sleep these days, thinking about how to find local specialties for Shazhu.

The result is playing crazy.

relieved.

The pressure on the hearts of the beasts in the courtyard disappeared immediately, and the depression that enveloped the beasts in the courtyard also flew away.

The most obvious one is Yan Fugui.

During the few days of being chased by Sha Zhu, Yan Fugui wanted to die.

Hearing that Sha Zhu was pretending to be crazy, like a big stone in his heart disappeared, Yan Fugui relaxed a lot, he pointed at Sha Zhu and said in a half-complaining and half-relieved tone: "Sha Zhu, you let me say you What's good, do you know what the third master is living these days? The food is tasteless."

"Third Master, I'm sorry, if I didn't do this, I could scare some people. You also know that those people are very smart. I am stupid to apologize to you here. I'm sorry, let your Third Master The sky was shocked, I, silly Zhu, cooked a few good dishes that day, and I will make a good apology to your third master."

Qin Huairu and Yi Zhonghai's faces were livid, and they were the only ones with ugly faces in the crowd.

There are no fools.

Everyone knows who some people in Sha Zhu's words are referring to.

Besides Yi Zhonghai and Qin Huairu, is there anyone else?

Sha Zhu also had a grudge against the two of them.

Silly Zhu made a standard ninety-degree bow to Yan Fugui.

Yan Fugui's mouth twitched for a while.

Silly Zhu's bowing gesture, how could it be like seeing someone off at a funeral parlor?

Didn't die.

I, Yan Fugui, are fine.

There is no need for this.

"Sizhu, hey, forget it, let's not talk about it, it's fine if you're not crazy, as long as you don't ask me for souvenirs." Yan Fugui patted his chest with his hands, generously expressing that he doesn't care about Silly Zhu During this period of embarrassment for himself, he could see that the silly Zhu pretending to be crazy was not for him at all, but for Yi Zhonghai and Qin Huairu.

It's easier to have fewer enemies.

Yan Fugui wouldn't be able to attract silly firepower for Yi Zhonghai and Qin Huairu at this time.

Qin Huairu married Yi Zhonghai.

Just thinking about it makes your eyes hot.

Yan Fugui decided that as soon as Xu Damao came back, he would report to Xu Damao about the bloody ethics in the courtyard.

"Third Master, I'm sorry, neighbors, I'm sorry, because of a small personal matter, I made trouble, and everyone didn't eat well, and I didn't sleep well. I bow to everyone."

Silly Zhu bowed in a circle towards the neighbors in the neighborhood.

The attitude is low.

no way.

The police are right in front of you.

As for Yi Zhonghai and Qin Huairu, Sha Zhu really wasn't that magnanimous, they both rushed to put eye drops on Sha Zhu, and Sha Zhu even apologized to them, he wished he could kill the two bastards.

"Comrade Public Security, this is what happened. Please both of you make a trip all the way. I'm sorry, I'm really sorry."

Silly Zhu put his hands together and said apologetic words to the two police officers, his mouth was split open, he suddenly discovered a situation, the police officers really didn't seem to be targeting him.

Otherwise, why did the police keep looking at Liu Haizhong?
Could it be that there are still things in Liu Haizhong that have not been clearly explained to the police?After being found out by others?

Such a weird thought flashed through Sha Zhu's mind.

At this moment, not to mention Sha Zhu, even those neighbors who watched the excitement and mistakenly thought that the police were here to arrest Sha Zhu, also realized that something was wrong.

The younger policeman seemed to be looking around at the people in the courtyard, but when he passed by Liu Haizhong, his eyes would not easily stop for a few seconds on Liu Haizhong.

The police came rushing to bangs!
People were a little surprised. Isn't the matter in Liu Haizhong over? This is the news that Xu Damao personally found out!

Could it be that Liu Haizhong committed a crime again?
Everyone felt a little incredible.

Old arms and old legs.

How can you commit a crime?

Liu Haizhong didn't notice these tiny details, and didn't think too much about them. In the center of Liu Hai, if the police came to the door, someone would lose the old hen, and someone's doll would ruin the neighbor's glass, etc. matter.

He jumped over the crowd, put the title of the second uncle of the courtyard on his head, and said to Gongan: "Comrade Gongan, I am the second uncle of the compound, and my name is Liu Haizhong. Tell me about the situation, and see if we can help."

"Are you Liu Haizhong?"

"I'm Liu Haizhong." Liu Haizhong answered in a loud voice, and instinctively felt a little uneasy in his heart. Could it be that these two police officers came towards him?
Recall.

No big mistake.

The incident of dumping antiques ended with the antiques being confiscated and the fine being paid by myself.

"You have a son named Liu Guangfu?"

Liu Haizhong's brows were frowned at that time.

The co-authorship was not because of me, but because of my bastard son.

Thinking of what the bastard son did, Liu Haizhong's heart became chilled. He wanted to say no angrily, but he considered that the other party was a police officer.On the other hand, Liu Haizhong couldn't bear it. Liu Guangfu was a bastard. After all, it was a piece of flesh that fell from the second aunt's body, and it was the continuation of his blood in Liu Haizhong.

Under the influence of contradictory psychology.

Liu Haizhong nodded, and after thinking about it, he added something in a righteous tone.

"Yes, Liu Guangfu is my Liu Haizhong's son. Did he commit any crimes? If he really committed a crime, he should be arrested and sentenced. I, Liu Haizhong, will never protect him."

"It's good that Liu Guangfu is your son, Liu Haizhong." The older policeman took out a photo from his briefcase and handed it to Liu Haizhong, "Do you know this thing?"

Silly Zhu is not far from Liu Haizhong.

Under the psychological effect of gossip.

Boldly craned his neck and glanced at the photo.

Above the photo is a delicate white porcelain bowl.

Don't say that Liu Haizhong knows this bowl, so does Sha Zhu.

When Liu Haizhong bought it back, he often showed off to Sha Zhu and others, saying that it was a precious small bowl of what age, and the person who sold the bowl was a stick, and only spent 1000 yuan on Liu Haizhong.

This is the first time Liu Haizhong has shown off his wealth in the courtyard, so these people in the courtyard remember the door clearly.

The police came to the door.

Also holding a photo of the antique bowl.

This is another crime?

Not long ago.

Such a thing happened in the courtyard. Liu Haizhong, the third richest man in the courtyard, was arrested for buying the stolen goods, and suddenly fell into despair.

Now the police came to the door again with a photo of the antique bowl, and mentioned Liu Guangfu's name.

This year is the year for the Liu family to memorize words!
Liu Haizhong committed crimes before, and Liu Guangfu was unlucky later.

Silly Zhu can remember that Liu Haizhong deliberately made things difficult for him in order to lick Qin Huairu just now.

It is said that God opened his eyes.

That's right.

The front foot made things difficult for him, and the back foot handed the knife handle into his hand.

this opportunity.

Silly Zhu wants to catch him, if he doesn't catch him, he will feel sorry for God's kindness.

"Comrade Public Security, I am not the only one who knows this bowl, everyone in our courtyard knows it. When Liu Haizhong bought it back, he showed it off to us. I remember it was in the [-]s. At that time, one thousand, It’s really money, he bought it for one thousand, if you don’t believe it, just ask, the neighbors in the courtyard know it all.”

Sha Zhu hurriedly showed his performance, and did not forget to drag all the other animals in the courtyard into the water.

It is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge.

He is not a gentleman, but a villain.

Revenge is not overnight.

bangs.

Let you show off your stupidity to me.

Pooh.

"Shazhu is right. This bowl was bought by Liu Haizhong for 1000 yuan. I remember that my salary was only [-] yuan at that time."

"Comrade Public Security, there will be no problem with this bowl, right?"

"You are asking too much, look at Old Liu."

Wherever the eye can see.

It was Liu Haizhong's act of stretching out his hands and waiting for comrades from the police to handcuff him.

Think back to the beginning.

This is how Liu Haizhong was captured.

Less than a month later, Liu Haizhong was arrested again.

That bowl can't be really stolen! !

The answer is inevitable.

That bowl was stolen from a well-known ancient tomb theft case, and it belongs to the national first-class cultural relic. If it weren't for Liu Guangfu, this bowl might never be seen by the world again.

Liu Haizhong's black move under the lamp is really perfect, and he deceived everyone.

Ordinary people buy stolen goods and certainly don't publicize them to the outside world.

Liu Haizhong did the opposite.

Everyone in the compound knew about the deliberate noise.

When people heated up the topic, Liu Haizhong replaced it with a counterfeit, thinking that he had been punched in the eye, and the incident disappeared without anyone noticing.

Nice plan.

The execution is also good.

It's just that I met Liu Guangfu.

After Qin Huairu tried to extort Liu Guangfu's money, Liu Guangfu took the small bowl to Gujinlou, the most prestigious antique trading shop in the capital. It happened that a policeman asked the owner of Gujinlou for advice. This policeman was still responsible for the theft of the ancient tomb. The police in the case arrested Liu Guangfu at that time.

Seeing that the situation was not good, Liu Guangfu came on the spot and reported his father, Liu Haizhong.

Liu Haizhong was taken away.

The second aunt who had just been discharged from the hospital rolled her eyelids and passed out.

The courtyard suddenly fell into a frenzy.

Phone call.

Those sent to the hospital are sent to the hospital.

When everyone returned to the courtyard after finishing these things, they found a pair of red happy characters pasted on the outside of the courtyard.

Before recollecting it, I was scared to pee by the truth of the matter.

Another one who didn't take revenge overnight.

Qin Huairu and Yi Zhonghai learned that Sha Zhu was pretending to be crazy, and after thinking about it for a while, they knew the reason why Sha Zhu was pretending to be crazy, and they clearly didn't want the two of them to have a good life.

In line with the principle of adding to the stupid column.

Qin Huairu and Yi Zhonghai immediately got married overnight.

The original intention was to be angry and stupid, but he underestimated the psychology of sticking out the resistance. The son could tolerate his mother and marry him when he was 70 years old.

There was another good show in the courtyard.

Watch the fun.

All professional.

In order not to delay watching the theatre, some people moved small benches and sat at the door, while eating and watching the play, watching the sticks arguing with Yi Zhonghai.

It's going to rain.

The mother is going to get married.

Let him go.

As a son, do you have the right to stop your mother from pursuing happiness?

More nonsense.

Obviously it was Qin Huairu who offered to marry Yi Zhonghai. As Qin Huairu's son, you should do your own mother Qin Huairu's ideological work.

But Bang Geng abandoned Qin Huairu, and specifically quarreled with Yi Zhonghai, all kinds of unpleasant words flew out of Bang Geng's mouth one after another, clearly carrying the animal words of his parents and Lao Tzu.

An angry Yi Zhonghai trembled all over.

Everyone in the courtyard unanimously remembered a sentence that Sha Zhu once said.

This stick is unreasonable, has no gratitude, and is a pure white-eyed wolf, who is not familiar with it.

And Qin Huairu.

You are persuading the stick.

Such a big thing, why are you crying?

Still have the face to cry.

Pooh.

In the end, Goudanma couldn't see it anymore, and pulled the stick out of Yi Zhonghai's room with her ears twisted.

what.

The situation is not right.

There is a big situation.

Since when did Goudan Mama and BangGong have such a good relationship? When BangGong licked Goudan Mama crazily, Goudan Mama said countless no words to BangGiao.

Could there be a situation?
The dog egg mother agreed to the licking of the stick?

It's really a flower stuck in cow dung.

The Jia family is not good enough for Goudan Mama.

Who is the stick, what is the situation of Jia's family, didn't Goudan mother see it?
Some well-meaning people are ready to move.

(End of this chapter)