The wonderful life of Xu Damao, who is full of love in the courtyard

Chapter 68
Siheyuan has two extremes.

The first to bear the brunt is Shazhu.

The widow-loving gene engraved in Shazhu's bones is at work, letting Shazhu lick Qin Huairu has no complaints or regrets, rain or shine, and even his own sister is ignored.

The other one is Erpi Dan who is squatting halfway in front of He Yushui's door in front of Xu Damao.

Shazhu, like his father He Daqing, likes pretty widows.

Erpidan is lazy.

Belong to the kind of severe lazy cancer patients.

Laziness out of the sky, laziness out of height, laziness out of tricks, laziness out of blue and better than blue, on the road of laziness gone forever.

In order not to wash the dishes.

Erpidan refilled the bowl over and over again after eating.

It is a glorious tradition of thrift in the euphemistic name.

And wash your face.

Erpidan is washed every three days and once every seven days.

Xiao Xi touched his cheeks with dry hands, spit saliva on the palm of his hand anxiously, and used the saliva to remove the dirt on his face.

Daxi is to drink a big mouthful of cold water, face up to the sky and spray the cold water out of the mouth vigorously, and when the sprayed cold water falls on the cheeks, both hands will splash casually. This is the so-called Daxi.

Because of being lazy.

So lazy.

It can be regarded as a famous person in the whole courtyard, even this alley, and even the whole rolling mill.

People mention silly pillars.

That's silly and licking.

Lift the two preserved eggs.

Just one word.

lazy.

People who are too lazy to even find a wife.

It is said that someone told Erpidan about a daughter-in-law. Erpidan was too lazy to go on a blind date, saying that he was hungry and couldn't eat enough. If he married a daughter-in-law and gave birth to a baby, wouldn't Erpidan become more and more hungry.

This reason Xu Damao convinced.

But it was such a lazy guy who squatted at the door of He Yushui's house, and Shazhu was sent to prison by Xu Damao, so Xu Damao was a little worried.

I'm worried that Erpidan has become enlightened.

I miss my mother-in-law.

If you don't think about your wife.

Can you squat at the door of He Yushui House?

He Yushui is still a big girl with yellow flowers, and Er Pidan is squatting at her door. How can she marry when the news spreads?

Xu Damao wondered why it rained.

At this moment.

Xu Damao really treats He Yushui as his own sister.

Therefore, there is no room for Erpidan to be presumptuous.

His face sank.

He patted Erpidan's shoulder with his hand.

"Er Pidan, put away those little thoughts for me, or I will be rude to you." Xu Damao was warning Er Pidan, Sha Zhu was gone, and I, Xu Damao, was still here.

Stop talking.

Xu Damao also purposely clenched his right hand into a fist and swung it a few times in front of Er Pidan.

This is the threat of red fruit.

It is for Erpidan to think clearly about the consequences.

Provoke He Yushui.

There is a price to pay.

"Xu Damao, do you want to hit me? Let me tell you, even if you don't hit me, I don't bother to challenge you. If I have that spare time, I might as well stretch my waist or something. It takes effort to talk to you. I have to save it." Give me some strength." Erpi Dan inserted both hands into the sleeves.

"I have the same knowledge as you. If you lose my Xu Damao's person and lose my Xu Damao's share, I just want you to think clearly. The silly Zhu is gone, and I, Xu Damao, are still here. Don't make any calculations about He Yushui. My little girl has a bright future. , if you do good deeds, don't ruin the future of others, or you will suffer retribution."

"Xu Damao, which of us will suffer retribution? Why do I think you, Xu Damao, will suffer retribution?"

"Don't talk nonsense."

"I'm not a fool, I can see clearly, that girl He Yushui has taken a fancy to you, Xu Damao, just the way she looks at you, Xu Damao, is different from others, follow me, you can marry He Yushui, you It's not that you don't deal with Shazhu, when Shazhu comes out, you become Shazhu's brother-in-law, and Shazhu must die of anger."

What Er Pi Dan said also made sense.

Look at things from a stupid point of view.

Marrying He Yushui might not be the most effective choice.

It's just that Xu Damao couldn't pass the psychological hurdle.

For any rain.

Xu Damao only has the feeling of family affection of his own sister.

Say something that shouldn't be said.

The entire courtyard.

And even the entire rolling mill.

For women like Qin Huairu, Qin Jingru, Yu Haitang, Teacher Ran, Liu Lan, You Fengxia, etc., Xu Damao can take off his pants at any time, do what should be done, and turn his face ruthlessly afterwards.

But He Yushui can't.

The two men and women who were not related by blood somehow had a feeling of family affection similar to that of a real sister.

The key is that Xu Damao's hair-shaved picker had such a hot feeling for He Yushui's treatment of his own sister, it was family affection.

Otherwise, Xu Damao can't be scared away.

"Hey."

Xu Damao, who was in a complicated mood, sighed softly, and squatted on the ground like Erpidan.

The two were still side by side.

Perhaps this increases the temperature.

"Why are you sighing? If you want me to say, you are in the midst of blessings and don't know how to be blessed. If you get married, when you turn on the light at night, who knows who?"

"Why don't you marry?"

"Why do you marry a daughter-in-law? Is it as good as I am now to marry a daughter-in-law? I am full of a bowl of rice. If I marry a daughter-in-law, the bowl of rice will belong to others. I am still hungry. Someone will say hello to you, you Let’s go, do you have to work hard when you walk? You need to pay for your shoes in a hurry, and when you are in front of someone, talking to them is a waste of your brain and saliva.”

"Then why are you squatting at the gate of He Yushui?"

"I look across."

Xu Damao blinked his eyes.

Isn't Qin Huairu's house opposite He Yushui's house?

Good guy.

Qin Huairu is really sought after.

The well-known lazy man Erpi Dan in the compound also followed Qin Huairu.

It's just that Er Pidan is so lazy that he even finds it a waste of energy to walk. He joined Qin Huairu's family, and he is the one who supports Qin Huairu's family?Or should Qin Huairu's family support his second egg?
Totally impossible.

There are many thieves in Jia Zhang's family.

Qinhuai Ru is more refined.

They will not agree to things that are not beneficial to them.

"You also fell in love with Qin Huairu?"

"Superficial." Erpidan turned into a philosopher, "I really think that I only see sex in my eyes, you don't understand my thoughts."

Lazy thinking.

Xu Damao really didn't understand.

I never wash my clothes. I see that the clothes are clean and I wear them. I am anxious about rain or snow, so I hang the clothes out, saying that God helped me to wash them.

Erpidan often does this kind of thing.

"What do you mean?"

"I'm thinking about Jia Zhang."

Xu Damao's eyes widened, and he thought of countless answers in his mind, but there was no answer that Er Pidan said.

So terrifying.

"Ms. Jia Zhang is very old."

"Superficial, I don't do certain things with Jia Zhang, I just want to make a name for myself."

Xu Damao scratched his hair with his hands, he felt that his brain was not enough, and the second child who was about the same age as Xu Damao actually had thoughts about Jia Zhang.

too crazy.

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