The wonderful life of Xu Damao, who is full of love in the courtyard

Chapter 90 Yi Zhonghai Was Arrested by the Police (Subscribe)

Annoyed that Yi Zhonghai put on a cuckold for his dead son, he suddenly heard that Yi Zhonghai was inhumane and became the first eunuch after the founding of the People's Republic of China.

Jia Zhang immediately beamed with joy, and the depression that had been suppressed in her heart for a long time, caused by her son being cuckolded, and her daughter-in-law Qin Huairu and Yi Zhonghai's broken shoes, also dissipated in an instant and disappeared.

This old woman is also an activist.

Put on your shoes.

He hurriedly rushed out of the ward, and stopped Xu Damao who was about to leave with He Yushui at the door of the hospital.

"Da Mao, Da Mao, wait, there's news."

"Yu Shui, don't go, aunt has something good to tell you, after hearing this, I guarantee that all the anger in your heart will disappear immediately."

"Aunt Jia, you are already like this, what good thing can you do? Could it be to stop the two of us and borrow money from the two of us?" Xu Damao opened his mouth and had nothing nice to say to Jia Zhang.

"Auntie, is that kind of person?" Jia Zhang, whose head was wrapped in a bandage, looked like a large chamber pot, looked around, and suddenly raised his voice, "It's about Yi Zhonghai, an old worker in the rolling mill. Yi Zhonghai, the former elder in the courtyard fell ill and became the first eunuch after the founding of the People's Republic of China, it's thanks to now, if this was ancient times, Yi Zhonghai wouldn't need a gelding, and went directly to the palace to serve the emperor."

Since Xu Damao knew about this a long time ago, the expression on his face was too exaggerated, far less convincing than He Yushui next to him.

He Yushui's little face was full of shock.

Although she is not a human being, she is not an ignorant girl who knows nothing, and she knows what Jia Zhang's saying about Yi Zhonghai's nonjudgment specifically refers to.

"Why? Don't you believe it?" Jia Zhang's gloating voice sounded, almost patting his chest to assure Xu Damao and He Yushui, "I didn't say this, it was said by a doctor. Can there be any truth to what the doctor said? Damao, Yushui, let me tell you two, this old bastard Yi Zhonghai is embarrassing, he is now the Nian pig raised in our village, and he is a pig that has been gelded."

"Aunt Jia, I still don't believe it. When I sent my uncle here the day before yesterday, the doctor said it's all right. He said that he would be fine if he stayed in the hospital for a few days."

"Da Mao, why don't you believe what aunt said, aunt is the kind of person who tells lies?" In order to make Xu Damao and He Yushui believe that Yi Zhonghai has become a eunuch, Jia Zhang also imitated Tu Xiaohong. Put it on the top of my heart, "I assure the Supreme Supreme, every sentence, every word I say is..."

Xu Damao believed it.

He Yushui also believed it.

"Brother Da Mao, I'm going to buy and hang firecrackers, so I can celebrate well."

not far away.

Yi Zhonghai, who listened to all the dialogue between Jia Zhangshi and He Yushui without missing a single word, had a livid face and was full of anger.

eunuch.

This word kept popping up in front of Yi Zhonghai's eyes.

as a man.

As a man who wants Qin Huairu to help him give birth to a child, such modifiers as eunuch are all a shame to Yi Zhonghai and an insult to Yi Zhonghai's personality.

He gritted his teeth, and even clenched his fists together, wishing he could rush out and beat Jia Zhang, an old godly woman, severely.

It's just that rationality told Yi Zhonghai that he couldn't do this. Beating Jia Zhang would not only not solve the problem, but would also cause a commotion for no reason.

Yi Zhonghai let go of his fist, turned around and went straight to an office.

The bell also needs to be tied.

Did he become a eunuch?

What Jia Zhang said doesn't count.

It doesn't matter what the nurse said, if the nurse was angry that Yi Zhonghai did something with Qin Huairu to break his shoes, and threatened Yi Zhonghai with emotions, Yi Zhonghai's anger in such a hurry would be self-defeating.

Be steady.

Yi Zhonghai let out a long breath, pressed his chest with his right hand again, expressed a calm expression on his face, then opened the door and walked in, and said to the doctor Tu Xiaohong who had been in charge of treating Yi Zhonghai. : "Doctor, I'm Yi Zhonghai from Ward 215."

"It's you, what's the matter?" There was a trace of indifference on Tu Xiaohong's immature face.

Tu Xiaohong is no stranger to Yi Zhonghai.

People who were accidentally turned into eunuchs by him, can they not have an impression.

What's more, the nurse with the big mouth just now told me about the bloody thing that happened in ward 215 in advance.

In other words.

The doctor Tu Xiaohong in front of Yi Zhonghai knew about Yi Zhonghai cuckolding his dead son, messing with his daughter-in-law, and preparing to give birth to a child so that others would blame him.

This is simply a beast.

Only beasts can do such beastly things.

"Ask if the faucet is broken?"

Yi Zhonghai nodded.

"The normal function of the faucet is not broken. It can drain water normally. As for other things, such as draining the concentrated hope of this human being, this cannot be done."

Yi Zhonghai staggered and almost fell to the ground.

Okay.

A thunderbolt from the blue.

It can drain water, but it can't drain the concentrated hope of human beings.

Doesn't this mean that Yi Zhonghai has become a eunuch?
"Doctor, is there any help?" Yi Zhonghai's eyes were full of hope, and he was planning to let Qin Huairu renew the incense of the Yi family for him. If it didn't work, how would he renew the incense of the Yi family?

"It stands to reason that there is a remedy, but our current level is not up to it. I heard that foreign countries have developed transplantation technology to remove the broken faucet and find a new one to connect it."

nonsense.

This is bullshit.

If Yi Zhonghai could go abroad, why would he just sit here and beg Tu Xiaohong?

"Doctor, what about Chinese medicine?" The unwilling Yi Zhonghai mentioned it again.

"You master, do you not believe in our Chinese medicine? Our Chinese medicine is passed down from our ancestors. You can find a folk remedy for your disease."

"Remedy?"

"Let me tell you, some folk remedies are better than regular prescriptions."

"Doctor, can you give me a home remedy?"

"You are a worker in the rolling mill. I heard that there are four King Kongs in your rolling mill?"

"There are such four King Kongs, all of whom belong to the security department of our rolling mill. Captain Jia Guijia of the first team, Captain Huang Huang, the captain of the second team, Captain Bai Shouyebai, the captain of the third team, and Captain Xia Xueli, the captain of the fourth team."

"I remember they seem to have a folk remedy, which can fix this faucet."

"Then I would like to thank the doctor." Yi Zhonghai was full of gratitude, and the expression on his face was no longer the deadly ugly expression just now.

What Tu Xiaohong said barely gave Yi Zhonghai some hope.

Yi Zhonghai was eager to fix the faucet, and after leaving Tu Xiaohong's office, he rushed straight to the hospital entrance.

look.

This is to go to Jia Gui and the others to ask for folk remedies.

Just as Yi Zhonghai walked out of the hospital gate, a furtive figure suddenly appeared in front of Yi Zhonghai.

"Brother Yi."

Yi Zhonghai stopped and found that the person calling him was someone he didn't know, and he was puzzled, "You called me?"

"Brother Zhong Hai, you're looking down on me a bit. What's the matter? You became a nine-level fitter in the rolling mill, and you forgot me as a younger brother? I'm a bitch, you forgot? When the rolling mill was just converted into a public-private partnership, We were the ones who got the sign for the rolling mill."

Yi Zhonghai was still in a daze.

"Yi Zhonghai, you still pretend you don't know me, Sangoudan? I'm angry! I said you really don't remember me, just that Sangoudan who married a wife for several years and had no children, and people always said that the faucet was broken. "

It must be that some words in the visitor's words touched Yi Zhonghai's heart, and he saw his downcast side in the visitor. Even if he couldn't remember who Sangoudan was, Yi Zhonghai still greeted him, "You three Bitch."

"Brother Yi, you finally remembered me."

"we?"

"Aren't we a little strange? We haven't seen each other for more than ten years. Are you not unfamiliar? If I didn't have a broken faucet, I wouldn't be able to lift my head up in the factory, and I wouldn't be able to go home. What are you?"

"I accidentally sprained my body while catching a thief a few days ago." Yi Zhonghai would not say that his faucet was also broken, he picked up good-looking ones to put gold on his face.

"Brother Yi, you really have the same prestige as before. By the way, what about my old sister-in-law?"

Hearing the other party mention that prodigal girl, Yi Zhonghai's heart became angry.

If it weren't for that prodigal girl, I wouldn't have fallen to the current situation, becoming the pig eunuch in the mouth of the old lady Jia Zhang.

"She's at home." Yi Zhonghai, who didn't want to mention the prodigal girls, decisively changed the subject, "Three dogs, what are you doing in the hospital?"

"My child is sick and come and see."

"Didn't you have a broken faucet?" Yi Zhonghai asked three questions in one breath, one more urgent than the other, "Where did the child come from? Adopted?"

"I was going to adopt him, but after taking a few folk remedies, your brother and sister got it, and gave birth to a big fat son for me the next year."

Yi Zhonghai's eyes instantly stared like a monkey's buttocks, round and red.

remedies.

A fat son was born next year.

Didn't Tu Xiaohong ask Yi Zhonghai to try a folk remedy?

It’s not a waste of time to break through the iron shoes.

Speaking of folk remedies, folk remedies are here.

With a "snap", Yi Zhonghai grabbed San Goudan's arm with both hands, "San Goudan, let me ask you, do you still remember that folk prescription?"

"Why do I remember that thing?"

Yi Zhonghai was lost, but he was extremely excited by San Goudan's next words.

"But I know that person is there, not far from us."

"You take me there."

"Brother Yi, where are you going?" San Goudan looked around, with a nervous and weird expression on his face, and said in a low voice: "That person is a woman, and she was a witch before, I advise you not to go, so as not to cause trouble Upper body, now the limelight is on the rise, it’s not good to be known.”

Yi Zhonghai, whose mind is full of his son, can take care of these things.

Nobody is as important as a son.

In order to have a son, Yi Zhonghai gave Sangoudan [-] yuan while making a promise to Sangoudan.

"Brother Yi, I can't ask for this money, and I can't ruin your future for the sake of money. Just pretend you didn't see me, and I didn't see you either."

For my son.

Yi Zhonghai went all out, and he resolutely added another ten yuan.

"Brother Yi, listen to my brother's persuasion, don't go, you will be flirtatious if you go, and Tu Xiaohong is attacking this and that, don't hurt me."

"San Goudan, I know it's embarrassing for you to do this, but since my brother doesn't have any children, please help him."

Sangoudan's face was tangled.

"I'll give you another ten yuan, 30 yuan, and you will help the old brother."

"Brother Yi, what money are we brothers talking about? I'm really not for money. I'll say hello to my son and take you there, but the ugly thing is that we don't know each other." San Goudan gave 30 yuan With the money in his pocket, he waved his hand to a thirteen or fourteen-year-old boy in hospital clothes not far away in front of Yi Zhonghai, and then pointed to Yi Zhonghai, "That's my son, his name is Sigoudan .”

Yi Zhonghai frowned.

"I originally wanted to call it Jianguo, but later changed it to patriotic, but the sorceress said that my three dog eggs would have no son's life, and calling it like this would make my son sick, so I changed it to four dog eggs, does it sound like it? Like a brother?"

Yi Zhonghai nodded.

"But it's also strange. My son hasn't been sick for more than ten years since he changed to Sigoudan, but he accidentally broke his head the day before yesterday when he was playing a war game with the kid next door."

"Children are naughty, and I envy them."

"What are you envious of? Brother Yi, you will have one soon. Remember one thing, you can't talk when you go in, and you can do whatever others tell you to do, and you must not offend them."

"I know."

"She has a strange temper. She will take off her clothes when helping others, but she is fine through the curtain."

time to speak.

San Goudan led Yi Zhonghai to a strange bungalow area turning left and right, and finally stopped in front of a low bungalow.

"Brother Yi, I'm waiting for you at the door, you go in, remember, don't make people unhappy, we will do whatever they tell you to do."

Yi Zhonghai, who was wholeheartedly thinking of having a son so as to continue the incense of the Yi family, pushed the door open and entered the bungalow without thinking too much.

The moment you enter the door.

Yi Zhonghai realized that his sight was not enough, the smell of incense ash pervading the room not only choked Yi Zhonghai's nose, but also caused Yi Zhonghai's vision to fall into darkness for a short time.

I don't know how long it took, maybe a minute, maybe a few seconds, or maybe several minutes.

Yi Zhonghai, who regained his sight, saw a red curtain in front of him, and a hoarse female voice came from behind the curtain.

"coming?"

"coming."

"Sometimes there is a hit, but when there is no hit, don't force it."

"Ask the master to clarify."

"No solution."

"May the Master be merciful."

"Seeing your sincerity, I will help you."

"Thank you, Master."

"Take off your clothes."

"Ok?"

"Man is the best of all things. He gathers the aura of heaven and earth to become a human being. Clothes are just restraints. If you don't want to, then forget it. If there is no fate, there is no solution. If there is no solution, the fate is exhausted. Go back."

The son is Yi Zhonghai's obsession.

In order to have a son.

Yi Zhonghai can do anything.

Isn't it just undressing?

I take it off.

It's just that Yi Zhonghai didn't expect that as soon as he took off his clothes, the police rushed in.

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