small farmer
Chapter 151 Celebration
Chapter 151 Celebration (for Subscription)
"Hee hee, Second Sister, quickly bring it to me to have a look!" the younger sister Zhang Yue said impatiently.
"Ah! It's really from Qing University!" the little girl chattered happily.
"Xiaolin has been admitted to university, she is really promising..."
"It's really the stars of Wenqu. The two brothers and sisters of the family have both been admitted to college. This is the first time in our village..."
"That's right, Xiaofeng didn't find a job after graduating from university, but now he is doing green planting at home, and he can earn millions a year...he has become the richest man in the village!"
"Aunt Guilan, when will your house serve the champion wine?"
"That's right, it's rare that this girl has been admitted to university, so I should treat everyone to a glass of wedding wine..." The villagers said with a smile.
"The government stipulated last year what wine to serve as the No. [-] scholar. Except for weddings and funerals, no wine can be served..." Zhang Mu Wang Guilan would not remember other policies, but I remember this one very clearly, because It's about your pocketbook.
In the past, it was common practice to hold banquets in the countryside. Some people would hold a banquet once a year when they built a one-story house. It is said that some people gave confinement wine to the old sow at home because the old sow gave birth to a few more piglets. It’s a pity to think about it. The chaos of the past.
Now it's finally over. As for the wedding banquet, the banquet can only be held after the death of the old man. At least no one will kill the old man in the family in order to be able to hold the banquet.
At this moment, Zhang Feng thought of a joke he had seen before.
Question A: What if you don’t have a girlfriend on Valentine’s Day?
Answer B: No one died at home on Ching Ming Festival, how many are you going to kill?
………………
Just as they were about to return home, Second Uncle and Zhang Yi lit a long firecracker, and the sound of crackling firecrackers resounded throughout the mountain village, and the whole mountain village seemed to become lively for a while.
"Hahaha... I just said that my niece is capable and will definitely be admitted to a university. Don't you think she is really admitted to a key university now?" The second uncle said with a smile to the surrounding villagers, just like his daughter I am as happy as I was admitted to university.
"Xiaolin, go to university well, and find a good job when the time comes..."
"Uncle Er..." Zhang Lin replied obediently.
"Xiaolin, congratulations..." The villagers who watched the excitement also congratulated.
"Thank you, thank you everyone..." Zhang Feng thanked everyone while passing cigarettes to everyone, and the elder sister and younger sister also brought melon seeds and candies from the house to greet everyone.
Hearing the sound of firecrackers, people in the village came to inquire one after another. When they heard that Zhang Feng's younger sister had been admitted to university, everyone came to congratulate her enviously, so the yard became more and more lively.
About half an hour later, the melon-eaters gradually dispersed, leaving behind only their best relatives and friends.
"Xiaofeng, you go kill the chicken, Xiaoyi, go catch two or three catties of eels in the backyard..."
"Got it mom!"
"Understood, auntie..." Zhang Feng and Zhang Yi hurriedly responded, and each went about their own affairs.
"Mom? What are we doing?" "Go pick some vegetables in the backyard and wash them all."
"Good mother! I'll leave it to us." The two sisters walked towards the backyard carrying the vegetable baskets.
The whole family was busy preparing for the celebration dinner in the afternoon. Uncle Er Niu rushed back from the mountain when he heard the news. His precious son had already been sitting in the courtyard of Zhang Feng's house, running around and having fun with Da Mao and the others.
"Hey! Why does Xiaofeng only kill chickens but not sheep?" Uncle Er Niu joked as soon as he entered the yard.
"Fuck you, if Dabai Xiaobai hears about it, they won't weed for you anymore..." Zhang Feng said with a smile.
"No way?" Uncle Er Niu came suspiciously.
"Hey, if you don't believe me, you can go to the sheepfold and talk about it..." Zhang Feng said with a smirk.
"Forget it, the animals in your family are all monsters, I can't afford to provoke them..." Uncle Er Niu said with a wry smile, he really can't treat Zhang Feng's animals with common sense, these little guys are so smart that it's ridiculous Well, if it wasn't for the fact that they didn't need to become elites after the founding of the country, they would probably have ascended through the catastrophe.
"Hehe, find a place to sit by yourself, and I won't greet you..."
"It's okay, you are busy with your work."
..............................
"Fathers and folks, I am very happy that my niece has been admitted to a key university today. Thank you for your concern. On behalf of my niece, I would like to thank everyone..." After the banquet was set, the second uncle stood up happily, and the banquet officially began .
"it is good!"
"well said……"
"Okay, I can finally eat!!" The little kids at Duck's table couldn't wait any longer, and when they heard the order to open the table, they immediately put their hands together and poured the most delicious dishes into their bowls.
Zhang Feng's house hadn't been this lively for a long time. There were thirty or forty people at the four banquet tables.
"Come on, let's have a drink..."
"Dry"
"Dry……"
"Ah! The wine made by Uncle Er Niu is really good, it's not overpowering at all, I drank too much the first day, and after I slept, nothing happened the next day..." Brother Zhuzi grinned after drinking a glass.
"Of course Erniu's wine is good. Their ancestors have been masters of wine making for generations. Do you think there is any wedding in the nearby ten miles and eight villages that you can't go to his house to buy wine?"
"Hehe..." Uncle Er Niu finished his mouth, and he felt very comfortable when he heard everyone's praise.
Everyone was very happy today, and they drank until after ten o'clock in the evening before they gradually dispersed. Zhang Feng, the master, was also drunk a lot by everyone. Fortunately, Zhang Feng's physical fitness has improved a lot recently, and he has drunk a lot. Otherwise, he would have been poured down long ago.
But now it's not so much better, I walk crookedly, and everything I see has double images.
"Oh! You just don't listen to me telling you to drink less!" Seeing that Zhang Feng almost fell, Liu Yiyi quickly grabbed his arm and said with concern.
"Hehe, it's rare to be happy today, besides, why don't you drink a toast?"
"Okay, it can't be like this next time." Liu Yiyi helped Zhang Feng into the guest room to rest.
"Well, I'll just sleep." Although Zhang Feng was a little drunk, but his thinking was still relatively clear, he took off his shoes and covered the quilt, and soon fell into a deep sleep.
........................
From sleeping to waking up naturally, Zhang Feng's life is still so enviable.
Recently, Zhang Feng is teaching everyone the eighth set of gymnastics. At this time, a set of relatively ancient physical fitness exercises is very suitable for beginners with poor physical fitness.
After these days of study, everyone has learned about the same. When Zhang Feng got up, he saw his mother and the others practicing in the yard. Although the movements were still a little rusty and not smooth enough, it was good to think that everyone could do it after only a few days of learning. .
After washing up, Zhang Feng also opened his posture and began to practice every day. Zhang Feng has practiced the first floor of No.30 eight sets of gymnastics, and every movement is like flowing water, full of invisible power.
After practicing gymnastics and eating breakfast, Zhang Feng walked to the farm. He visited the farm two or three times almost every day to keep abreast of the growth status of the eels.
Because of the use of Rihua auxin, the rice field eels in the farm are very healthy and grow very fast, and obvious growth can be seen almost every day. Zhang Feng estimates that the rice field eels in the farm will be ready in two months at most. It is listed twice as fast as that of ordinary farms. If other people who look like eels know about it, their jaws will drop.
"Xiaofeng is here..." Seeing the boss coming, everyone greeted him.
"Everyone came here quite early. How is old Uncle Yu's eel today? Are you eating normally?"
"Everything is normal, and the growth is very good. Tsk tsk, I have never seen such an easy-to-raise rice field eel. God blesses me." When mentioning the rice field eel in the farm, the old fish uncle was amazed.
"Hehe, that's good. I'll give you bonuses when it's listed." Zhang Feng was also very happy. Seeing the eel jumping around in the cage, it looked like a wild eel. Although it was only as thick as a pinky finger, it was quite strong. If you don't pinch them hard, they may break free and escape.
Rowing the boat, inspecting the farm, seeing that the eels in the cages were growing well, Zhang Feng felt relieved, went back to the hut secretly, poured the auxin into the reservoir, and then Say goodbye to everyone and go home.
………………
Zhang Feng walked all the way to his home along the road in the village.
Suddenly a motorcycle whizzed past and just brushed Zhang Feng's shoulder, "Damn it, fuck you, it's amazing to have a motorcycle!" Zhang Feng didn't yell, who could ride a bike so fast? Hurrying to reincarnate.
"Is Xiaofeng okay?" The second uncle asked concernedly while sitting on the watermelon stand.
"It's okay, but I almost ran into each other." After swearing, Zhang Feng shook his head in embarrassment.
"It's too unsafe for young people to drive nowadays. It's basically young people like this who get into car accidents every year." The second uncle said with a sigh.
Before the second uncle finished speaking, bang~~ Suddenly there was a loud noise from the front,
Zhang Feng and the second uncle looked forward quickly, only to see that the motorcycle hit the willow tree by the lake just now, Zhang Feng and the second uncle looked at each other, and then ran forward.
"What's the matter? What happened in front?" Upon hearing the loud noise, the villagers ran out of the house one after another.
"There was a car accident ahead. A motorcycle crashed into a willow tree, and the front of the car was flattened. It is estimated that the driver was in danger..." The villagers who immediately witnessed said gloatingly.
"Oh! What a crime... Do you know that my son must drive slower in the future?"
"Yeah, you must drive steadily, don't drive like a speeding car..." Everyone walked to the scene of the car accident while telling their families.
Zhang Feng and the second uncle rushed to the scene, and saw that the motorcycle just now was so horrible that it was almost broken into parts, but the strange thing was that no one found the rider. So where did this man go?
"Why is the driver missing?" The second uncle looked around and asked suspiciously.
"Could it have fallen into the lake?" Zhang Feng looked around, only the lake was the most likely.
"Xiaofeng, who was in a car accident?" The villagers who came behind asked curiously.
"I don't know, we just arrived, and no one saw us." Zhang Feng spread his hands.
"Oh! People are here, here!" Suddenly, a villager found the driver in the water and immediately shouted loudly.
Everyone walked over and saw that the good guy was lying on the water plants in the lake, still snoring loudly, and everyone walked in and saw a strong smell of alcohol. Come.
Everyone had to sigh how lucky this guy was, he couldn't die like this and he was unscathed, and then everyone hurriedly lifted him up, and then immediately called the police. We don't have much sympathy for such a person, Drunk driving is simply harmful to others and should be severely punished.
Today there will be two updates, thank you for your subscription and support, thank you everyone, and at the same time thank the book friend 'Sanyo Kaitai' for the reward.
(End of this chapter)
"Hee hee, Second Sister, quickly bring it to me to have a look!" the younger sister Zhang Yue said impatiently.
"Ah! It's really from Qing University!" the little girl chattered happily.
"Xiaolin has been admitted to university, she is really promising..."
"It's really the stars of Wenqu. The two brothers and sisters of the family have both been admitted to college. This is the first time in our village..."
"That's right, Xiaofeng didn't find a job after graduating from university, but now he is doing green planting at home, and he can earn millions a year...he has become the richest man in the village!"
"Aunt Guilan, when will your house serve the champion wine?"
"That's right, it's rare that this girl has been admitted to university, so I should treat everyone to a glass of wedding wine..." The villagers said with a smile.
"The government stipulated last year what wine to serve as the No. [-] scholar. Except for weddings and funerals, no wine can be served..." Zhang Mu Wang Guilan would not remember other policies, but I remember this one very clearly, because It's about your pocketbook.
In the past, it was common practice to hold banquets in the countryside. Some people would hold a banquet once a year when they built a one-story house. It is said that some people gave confinement wine to the old sow at home because the old sow gave birth to a few more piglets. It’s a pity to think about it. The chaos of the past.
Now it's finally over. As for the wedding banquet, the banquet can only be held after the death of the old man. At least no one will kill the old man in the family in order to be able to hold the banquet.
At this moment, Zhang Feng thought of a joke he had seen before.
Question A: What if you don’t have a girlfriend on Valentine’s Day?
Answer B: No one died at home on Ching Ming Festival, how many are you going to kill?
………………
Just as they were about to return home, Second Uncle and Zhang Yi lit a long firecracker, and the sound of crackling firecrackers resounded throughout the mountain village, and the whole mountain village seemed to become lively for a while.
"Hahaha... I just said that my niece is capable and will definitely be admitted to a university. Don't you think she is really admitted to a key university now?" The second uncle said with a smile to the surrounding villagers, just like his daughter I am as happy as I was admitted to university.
"Xiaolin, go to university well, and find a good job when the time comes..."
"Uncle Er..." Zhang Lin replied obediently.
"Xiaolin, congratulations..." The villagers who watched the excitement also congratulated.
"Thank you, thank you everyone..." Zhang Feng thanked everyone while passing cigarettes to everyone, and the elder sister and younger sister also brought melon seeds and candies from the house to greet everyone.
Hearing the sound of firecrackers, people in the village came to inquire one after another. When they heard that Zhang Feng's younger sister had been admitted to university, everyone came to congratulate her enviously, so the yard became more and more lively.
About half an hour later, the melon-eaters gradually dispersed, leaving behind only their best relatives and friends.
"Xiaofeng, you go kill the chicken, Xiaoyi, go catch two or three catties of eels in the backyard..."
"Got it mom!"
"Understood, auntie..." Zhang Feng and Zhang Yi hurriedly responded, and each went about their own affairs.
"Mom? What are we doing?" "Go pick some vegetables in the backyard and wash them all."
"Good mother! I'll leave it to us." The two sisters walked towards the backyard carrying the vegetable baskets.
The whole family was busy preparing for the celebration dinner in the afternoon. Uncle Er Niu rushed back from the mountain when he heard the news. His precious son had already been sitting in the courtyard of Zhang Feng's house, running around and having fun with Da Mao and the others.
"Hey! Why does Xiaofeng only kill chickens but not sheep?" Uncle Er Niu joked as soon as he entered the yard.
"Fuck you, if Dabai Xiaobai hears about it, they won't weed for you anymore..." Zhang Feng said with a smile.
"No way?" Uncle Er Niu came suspiciously.
"Hey, if you don't believe me, you can go to the sheepfold and talk about it..." Zhang Feng said with a smirk.
"Forget it, the animals in your family are all monsters, I can't afford to provoke them..." Uncle Er Niu said with a wry smile, he really can't treat Zhang Feng's animals with common sense, these little guys are so smart that it's ridiculous Well, if it wasn't for the fact that they didn't need to become elites after the founding of the country, they would probably have ascended through the catastrophe.
"Hehe, find a place to sit by yourself, and I won't greet you..."
"It's okay, you are busy with your work."
..............................
"Fathers and folks, I am very happy that my niece has been admitted to a key university today. Thank you for your concern. On behalf of my niece, I would like to thank everyone..." After the banquet was set, the second uncle stood up happily, and the banquet officially began .
"it is good!"
"well said……"
"Okay, I can finally eat!!" The little kids at Duck's table couldn't wait any longer, and when they heard the order to open the table, they immediately put their hands together and poured the most delicious dishes into their bowls.
Zhang Feng's house hadn't been this lively for a long time. There were thirty or forty people at the four banquet tables.
"Come on, let's have a drink..."
"Dry"
"Dry……"
"Ah! The wine made by Uncle Er Niu is really good, it's not overpowering at all, I drank too much the first day, and after I slept, nothing happened the next day..." Brother Zhuzi grinned after drinking a glass.
"Of course Erniu's wine is good. Their ancestors have been masters of wine making for generations. Do you think there is any wedding in the nearby ten miles and eight villages that you can't go to his house to buy wine?"
"Hehe..." Uncle Er Niu finished his mouth, and he felt very comfortable when he heard everyone's praise.
Everyone was very happy today, and they drank until after ten o'clock in the evening before they gradually dispersed. Zhang Feng, the master, was also drunk a lot by everyone. Fortunately, Zhang Feng's physical fitness has improved a lot recently, and he has drunk a lot. Otherwise, he would have been poured down long ago.
But now it's not so much better, I walk crookedly, and everything I see has double images.
"Oh! You just don't listen to me telling you to drink less!" Seeing that Zhang Feng almost fell, Liu Yiyi quickly grabbed his arm and said with concern.
"Hehe, it's rare to be happy today, besides, why don't you drink a toast?"
"Okay, it can't be like this next time." Liu Yiyi helped Zhang Feng into the guest room to rest.
"Well, I'll just sleep." Although Zhang Feng was a little drunk, but his thinking was still relatively clear, he took off his shoes and covered the quilt, and soon fell into a deep sleep.
........................
From sleeping to waking up naturally, Zhang Feng's life is still so enviable.
Recently, Zhang Feng is teaching everyone the eighth set of gymnastics. At this time, a set of relatively ancient physical fitness exercises is very suitable for beginners with poor physical fitness.
After these days of study, everyone has learned about the same. When Zhang Feng got up, he saw his mother and the others practicing in the yard. Although the movements were still a little rusty and not smooth enough, it was good to think that everyone could do it after only a few days of learning. .
After washing up, Zhang Feng also opened his posture and began to practice every day. Zhang Feng has practiced the first floor of No.30 eight sets of gymnastics, and every movement is like flowing water, full of invisible power.
After practicing gymnastics and eating breakfast, Zhang Feng walked to the farm. He visited the farm two or three times almost every day to keep abreast of the growth status of the eels.
Because of the use of Rihua auxin, the rice field eels in the farm are very healthy and grow very fast, and obvious growth can be seen almost every day. Zhang Feng estimates that the rice field eels in the farm will be ready in two months at most. It is listed twice as fast as that of ordinary farms. If other people who look like eels know about it, their jaws will drop.
"Xiaofeng is here..." Seeing the boss coming, everyone greeted him.
"Everyone came here quite early. How is old Uncle Yu's eel today? Are you eating normally?"
"Everything is normal, and the growth is very good. Tsk tsk, I have never seen such an easy-to-raise rice field eel. God blesses me." When mentioning the rice field eel in the farm, the old fish uncle was amazed.
"Hehe, that's good. I'll give you bonuses when it's listed." Zhang Feng was also very happy. Seeing the eel jumping around in the cage, it looked like a wild eel. Although it was only as thick as a pinky finger, it was quite strong. If you don't pinch them hard, they may break free and escape.
Rowing the boat, inspecting the farm, seeing that the eels in the cages were growing well, Zhang Feng felt relieved, went back to the hut secretly, poured the auxin into the reservoir, and then Say goodbye to everyone and go home.
………………
Zhang Feng walked all the way to his home along the road in the village.
Suddenly a motorcycle whizzed past and just brushed Zhang Feng's shoulder, "Damn it, fuck you, it's amazing to have a motorcycle!" Zhang Feng didn't yell, who could ride a bike so fast? Hurrying to reincarnate.
"Is Xiaofeng okay?" The second uncle asked concernedly while sitting on the watermelon stand.
"It's okay, but I almost ran into each other." After swearing, Zhang Feng shook his head in embarrassment.
"It's too unsafe for young people to drive nowadays. It's basically young people like this who get into car accidents every year." The second uncle said with a sigh.
Before the second uncle finished speaking, bang~~ Suddenly there was a loud noise from the front,
Zhang Feng and the second uncle looked forward quickly, only to see that the motorcycle hit the willow tree by the lake just now, Zhang Feng and the second uncle looked at each other, and then ran forward.
"What's the matter? What happened in front?" Upon hearing the loud noise, the villagers ran out of the house one after another.
"There was a car accident ahead. A motorcycle crashed into a willow tree, and the front of the car was flattened. It is estimated that the driver was in danger..." The villagers who immediately witnessed said gloatingly.
"Oh! What a crime... Do you know that my son must drive slower in the future?"
"Yeah, you must drive steadily, don't drive like a speeding car..." Everyone walked to the scene of the car accident while telling their families.
Zhang Feng and the second uncle rushed to the scene, and saw that the motorcycle just now was so horrible that it was almost broken into parts, but the strange thing was that no one found the rider. So where did this man go?
"Why is the driver missing?" The second uncle looked around and asked suspiciously.
"Could it have fallen into the lake?" Zhang Feng looked around, only the lake was the most likely.
"Xiaofeng, who was in a car accident?" The villagers who came behind asked curiously.
"I don't know, we just arrived, and no one saw us." Zhang Feng spread his hands.
"Oh! People are here, here!" Suddenly, a villager found the driver in the water and immediately shouted loudly.
Everyone walked over and saw that the good guy was lying on the water plants in the lake, still snoring loudly, and everyone walked in and saw a strong smell of alcohol. Come.
Everyone had to sigh how lucky this guy was, he couldn't die like this and he was unscathed, and then everyone hurriedly lifted him up, and then immediately called the police. We don't have much sympathy for such a person, Drunk driving is simply harmful to others and should be severely punished.
Today there will be two updates, thank you for your subscription and support, thank you everyone, and at the same time thank the book friend 'Sanyo Kaitai' for the reward.
(End of this chapter)
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