small farmer

Chapter 270 The Cooperation of One Person and One Bird
"Nine-nine-eight! Just nine-nine-eight!"

For the sake of everyone's enthusiasm, Xiaoba, a money fan, reluctantly lowered the price by a piece, and at the same time learned the advertising slogans in TV shopping, yelling non-stop.

"Eh! Is [-] considered a price reduction?" At this time, everyone complained, thinking that this bird is really a thief and a money fanatic.

In the end, Xiaoba sang his famous song "I'm a Little Bird" under everyone's strong request and at the same time for the 100 yuan appearance fee. There were screams.

"Ow!!"

"Xiaoba sings well!"

"Xiao Ba has another one!"

Excited tourists took out their change and threw it into Xiaoba's birdcage. One yuan and five yuan even had a few red photos of Grandpa Mao. It seems that there are many local tyrants among the tourists.

Xiaoba, who is a fan of money, carefully put the money into the food bowl, and even knew how to press it with his paw when it was full, and the tourists who watched it exclaimed.

Seeing Xiaoba's wonderful performance, the tourists cheered even more strongly, thinking that this bird is really smart, not only will it make money by itself, but also stack the scattered money together and put them neatly in its pocket In the food bowl, no one would believe it if they hadn't seen it with their own eyes.

"Let me go, Xiaoba earns so much money singing a song, how much will he earn if he sings for a whole day?" Seeing tourists throwing money to Xiaoba one after another, the monkey asked with wide eyes in surprise arrive.

"Hey, the monkey thinks that if you go out and do a few somersaults, you probably earn a lot!" Zhang Feng said with a smirk.

"Hee hee! Isn't this just playing with monkeys?" Liu Yiyi couldn't help laughing when she heard it.

"I'll go, you two are really a couple, you just bully me as a single dog, right?" Monkey rolled his eyes immediately, glaring at the two of them angrily and said.

"Hehe! Don't we want you to use your strengths? This way you can exercise your body and make money at the same time. Why not do it!"

"Fuck off, you can't spit ivory out of your dog's mouth!"

The two quarreled for a while. During this time, the tourists ordered a few more songs. Every time Xiaoba finished singing, everyone was very excited and gave generously. On average, Xiaoba can get 500 yuan in rewards for one song. It's much better than those who sell and sing on the street.

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"Hahaha... Look, madman, Xiao Ba actually found a helper!" Monkey shouted excitedly.

"What?" Zhang Feng went back to the house for a while, and when he walked out, he saw the surprised expression of the monkey.

Zhang Feng walked to the door in two or three steps, and was stunned when he saw the scene in front of him. Although Zhang Feng had a lot of knowledge, he never thought that Xiao Ba would have such a thing.

At this time, on the road outside the yard, Xiaoba was chatting with the tourists in the cage, while on the ground, the little duck was holding a bowl to receive the rewards from the tourists. This combination of one person and one bird was extremely strange.

Soon after Xiaoba finished singing a song, the little duck held a bowl and begged for rewards from the tourists. Seeing such a cute pair, everyone generously tipped.

Looking at the scene, Zhang Feng thought to himself that this is the same as forming a group to perform. At this time, he also thought of a classic line: those who have money will support the money market, and those who have no money will support the personal market.

"How is it? Isn't it shocking?" Seeing Zhang Feng's dumbfounded look, the monkey asked with a hahaha smile.

After about half an hour,
Zhang Feng climbed up the tree and released Xiao Ba, letting him rest for a while, otherwise someone would say that he was squeezing Xiao Ba.

As soon as Xiao Ba came out of the cage, he immediately spread his wings and flew high. Now he flew around in the sky, and then stopped on the tree just now. It seems that this money-obsessed guy still can't let go of such a good opportunity to make money, and he also wants to take advantage of the National Day holiday to make a fortune Zhang Feng shook his head, wondering why this guy made so much money!
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After releasing Xiaoba, Zhang Feng started cooking. Everyone is busy today. The elder sister is helping her mother sell things. As for the younger sister, she finally experienced the cruel life of high school. Even after a few days of vacation, homework still piled up , don't have much free time at all.

Near noon, Xiaoba, who had been busy all morning, finally got off work. He waved his wings without taking away a cloud. As for the money he earned, of course, it was with the little duck. After one person and one bird left, they came to Zhang Feng soon In the courtyard of the house, the spoils began to be divided.

Sitting in the yard, the monkey found it extremely funny when he saw Xiaoba and the little duck sharing money, and at the same time he had to sigh that Xiaoba was really smart.

Seeing that the two had divided the spoils, the monkey asked curiously, "Little duck, how much did Little Bafen give you?"

"Hee hee, Xiao Ba gave me 50 yuan!" Duckling said happily.

"Oh, Xiaoba, you are too stingy, you earn thousands of dollars, and you only give 50 yuan to the little duck?" Monkey held back his smile, deliberately provoking discord.

"Mind your own business! Mind your own business!" Xiao Ba glared at the monkey unhappily, and planned to hide all the money in his lair on the second floor.

"Eh!" Hou Zi couldn't laugh or cry when Xiao Ba was angry.

"Hee hee..." The little duck looked at the monkey deflated and smiled very happily.

"You bastard is still gloating, I'm fighting for your welfare!" the monkey rolled his eyes at the duckling and said.

"Hey, I don't want so much money. If there is more money, my parents won't give me the money!" The little guy said with a smile.

Hearing the little guy's words, the monkey was speechless. At first he thought that this guy was content and happy, but he didn't expect that he was worried that the money he earned would be swallowed up by his mother in the name of safekeeping.

The monkey can only sigh, the children nowadays are really clever, and the little ghosts know a lot of things.

It was almost time for lunch, and the two dogs, big black and small black, also ran back. The red armbands and the notes that were originally on their bodies had long since disappeared. Obviously, the two little things are also past five today. Passed six generals and broke through the checkpoints arranged by many tourists.

"Wow... woof..." The two puppies were very excited when they got home, jumping and jumping in the yard, running wildly, probably really frightened by the enthusiastic tourists today.

Obviously, the two puppies don't want to see the "big world" like Xiaoba (often watching concerts on TV with the eldest sister), and they are not afraid of the stage even in the face of countless tourists.

Therefore, among the animals in the family, Xiaoba has the most "star appearance", and he has learned to make money by walking around.

"Da Hei Xiao Hei are you back?" Hearing the dog's voice, Zhang Feng walked out with a smile.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..." the two dogs ran over excitedly when they saw their master, stretching out their paws to imprint plum blossoms on zhang feng's body.

"Haha, okay, okay, I know you have worked hard today!" Seeing the resentful eyes of the two puppies, Zhang Feng comforted them with a smile.

"Little sister, go and ask elder sister and mother to come in for dinner!" After calming down the two puppies, Zhang Feng instructed the younger sister.

"Understood, just order me one day!" The little girl murmured with her mouth held back.

Zhang Feng shook his head with a smile, thinking to himself, big lazy and small lazy, who made you the youngest, who else can I order if I don't order you?
(End of this chapter)