small farmer
Chapter 502 Cute little guy
Chapter 502 Cute little guy (33)
"Hey, this is a wild beast, Xiaofeng, did you catch it from the mountain?"
Seeing Zhang Feng walking in with a dusty pheasant, Li Jun asked in surprise, the pheasant is a good thing, and it is rare in the city.
In the past, there were no traces of pheasants in the village, but since the large-scale conversion of farmland to forests began, the ecological environment has improved, and there have been more pheasants and hares in the countryside.
"Hehe, good luck, I went up the mountain for a stroll after you left, and found it on the mountainside." Zhang Feng said with a slight smile.
"Then how did you catch it?"
Pheasants are timid by nature, and they will fly away immediately when they find trouble. Generally, pheasants fly away before people get close, so you can imagine how difficult it is to catch pheasants alive.
"It must have been stoned! Xiaofeng's throwing stones is very accurate, almost every time the game at home comes from this way." Before Zhang Feng returned, the eldest sister rushed to say.
Seeing Zhang Feng also nodded.
Li Jun was stunned in surprise, and couldn't believe it. Someone could hit a pheasant with a stone, and it was still alive. According to Zhang Qin, this is not the first time, but many times. Could it be that Zhang Feng is really like this the cowman?
Knowing that Zhang Qin can't lie, Li Jun slowly recovered, but he was still surprised and shocked by Zhang Feng's skills.
"I used to play marbles when I was young, it's just perfect!!" Seeing the shock of his brother-in-law-to-be, Zhang Feng explained with a smile.
"Xiaofeng, lock up the pheasant quickly, wash your hands and we're going to eat!" The eldest sister ordered Zhang Feng while cleaning the table.
"Understood sister!!" Zhang Feng smiled, put the pheasant in his hand into the chicken coop in the backyard, washed his hands several times, and then the family began to eat.
The lunch made by the eldest sister is quite hearty, with two or three meat dishes, and an egg seaweed soup, all of which taste good. I have to say that the eldest sister's cooking skills are really superb.
…………
"Crazy brother, crazy brother..."
After lunch, the eldest sister and Li Jun went to the lake to sprinkle dog food, and Zhang Feng was alone in the yard drinking tea leisurely.
"What's the matter? Why did you come to my house instead of doing your homework after school?" Zhang Feng looked back, who else could this monkey be if it wasn't a duckling.
"Hee hee, crazy brother, can I tell you something?" The little guy said hee hee.
"Not good!!" Zhang Feng shook his head, deliberately teasing the little guy.
"Oh, Brother Crazy..." the next guy yelled coquettishly, which made Zhang Feng get goosebumps all over his body.
"Okay, okay, what's the matter with you? Tell me!" Zhang Feng smiled wryly and shook his head.
"Crazy brother, can I borrow your Xiaobai for an afternoon?"
"What? You want to borrow my Xiaobai??" Zhang Feng thought he heard it wrong, so he asked again.
"Yes, our teacher asked us to participate in weeding activities in the afternoon!!"
After listening to the little guy's explanation, Zhang Feng seemed to understand a little bit. It turned out that this guy was going to take Xiaobai to school to participate in weeding.
Originally, the teacher asked everyone to weed because he wanted everyone to exercise more. Unexpectedly, this guy wanted to be lazy and let his Xiaobai weed for him.
"No borrowing, no borrowing, I have to do my own work, how can my Xiaobai help me!!"
How could Zhang Feng agree to such a request, he quickly waved his hand.
"Oh, crazy brother, Xiaopang is going to take their big yellow cow to school, so let me take Xiaobai!!"
Let me go, these elementary school students are not crazy! !
Hearing the little duck's words, Zhang Feng was stunned in surprise. He had only heard of people taking a big fish and banana leaves to school, but now there are even more awesome people who want to take a cow to school.
"Go and tell your dad first, as long as your dad agrees, I will lend you Xiaobai." Zhang Feng smiled lightly, ready to make trouble.
Needless to say, as long as Uncle Er Niu is not stupid, he will definitely not agree to such an outrageous thing.
"Okay then!!" The little guy was a little disappointed, and ran out of the courtyard angrily.
……
After a while, Uncle Er Niu ran to Zhang Feng's house.
"Xiaofeng, did you lend your Xiaobai to that brat??"
"No, why did he tell you when he went back??" Zhang Feng asked curiously, this little guy must have messed up something again.
"This little bastard lied to me again. He said that you have agreed to lend Xiaobai to him. Fortunately, I don't believe it. Why don't you come over and ask yourself." Uncle Er Niu shook his head and said helplessly.
"Hey! I heard from the little duck that there are people who want to bring cows to school!" Zhang Feng said with a smile.
"That's right, if someone actually led a cow to school, it would be a lot of fun!!"
Uncle Er Niu said with a smile, it's not a big deal to watch the typical excitement.
Zhang Feng also became amused, thinking that everyone brought a sickle and a hoe to the school to weed, and a classmate brought a cow. Very happy.
………………
That afternoon, Uncle Er Niu really saw the news from the class group that the students led the cow to the school.
It was still a big yellow ox weighing seven to eight hundred catties.
Led by a chubby kid, the little kid was still giggling cheerfully, not knowing that he was about to become an internet celebrity.
Soon this picture was reposted non-stop, and within two hours, it swept all major online media, and even made it to the hot search list for bibs, which became a huge hit.
Seeing the picture of the silly boy leading the big yellow ox into the school, netizens were all in a tizzy.
It was so much fun! !
"Hahaha, it's so cute, how can there be such a cute child!!"
"Hahahaha, I also think this kid is really cute, so silly and naive..."
"Hee hee, everyone else brought a sickle and a hoe, but he actually brought a cow. The kid's expression is so cute!"
Some people think that this child is smart, and he knows how to use his own advantages to bring a cow to school to help him weed, instead of doing it himself.
Anyway, when he brought a big yellow ox into the school, this classmate of the duckling was really popular. In just one night, it became popular all over the country.
Seeing that classmate Xiaopang actually appeared on TV, Duckling regretted it, thinking that if he took Xiaobai to school, wouldn't he be popular too?At that time, will I be able to be on TV too! !
"What's the matter with my son? Why is he so unhappy?" Aunt Er Niu asked with a smile when she saw her son remained silent after eating.
"Hmph, it's all my father's fault, he didn't let me take Xiaobai to school this afternoon, you see Xiaopang is on TV!!" the little guy pouted and said angrily.
Uncle Er Niu slapped him, then asked with a straight face:
"You brat, why do you want to be on TV??"
"Didn't Mom say that you can become a star by being on TV? You can make a lot of money by being a star!" The little guy said with an aggrieved face.
puff! !
Aunt Er Niu couldn't help laughing.
This kid is so cute, he still wants to be a star, don't you know it's harder to be a star?
Uncle Er Niu also didn't know whether to laugh or cry, thinking it was a daydream.
(End of this chapter)
"Hey, this is a wild beast, Xiaofeng, did you catch it from the mountain?"
Seeing Zhang Feng walking in with a dusty pheasant, Li Jun asked in surprise, the pheasant is a good thing, and it is rare in the city.
In the past, there were no traces of pheasants in the village, but since the large-scale conversion of farmland to forests began, the ecological environment has improved, and there have been more pheasants and hares in the countryside.
"Hehe, good luck, I went up the mountain for a stroll after you left, and found it on the mountainside." Zhang Feng said with a slight smile.
"Then how did you catch it?"
Pheasants are timid by nature, and they will fly away immediately when they find trouble. Generally, pheasants fly away before people get close, so you can imagine how difficult it is to catch pheasants alive.
"It must have been stoned! Xiaofeng's throwing stones is very accurate, almost every time the game at home comes from this way." Before Zhang Feng returned, the eldest sister rushed to say.
Seeing Zhang Feng also nodded.
Li Jun was stunned in surprise, and couldn't believe it. Someone could hit a pheasant with a stone, and it was still alive. According to Zhang Qin, this is not the first time, but many times. Could it be that Zhang Feng is really like this the cowman?
Knowing that Zhang Qin can't lie, Li Jun slowly recovered, but he was still surprised and shocked by Zhang Feng's skills.
"I used to play marbles when I was young, it's just perfect!!" Seeing the shock of his brother-in-law-to-be, Zhang Feng explained with a smile.
"Xiaofeng, lock up the pheasant quickly, wash your hands and we're going to eat!" The eldest sister ordered Zhang Feng while cleaning the table.
"Understood sister!!" Zhang Feng smiled, put the pheasant in his hand into the chicken coop in the backyard, washed his hands several times, and then the family began to eat.
The lunch made by the eldest sister is quite hearty, with two or three meat dishes, and an egg seaweed soup, all of which taste good. I have to say that the eldest sister's cooking skills are really superb.
…………
"Crazy brother, crazy brother..."
After lunch, the eldest sister and Li Jun went to the lake to sprinkle dog food, and Zhang Feng was alone in the yard drinking tea leisurely.
"What's the matter? Why did you come to my house instead of doing your homework after school?" Zhang Feng looked back, who else could this monkey be if it wasn't a duckling.
"Hee hee, crazy brother, can I tell you something?" The little guy said hee hee.
"Not good!!" Zhang Feng shook his head, deliberately teasing the little guy.
"Oh, Brother Crazy..." the next guy yelled coquettishly, which made Zhang Feng get goosebumps all over his body.
"Okay, okay, what's the matter with you? Tell me!" Zhang Feng smiled wryly and shook his head.
"Crazy brother, can I borrow your Xiaobai for an afternoon?"
"What? You want to borrow my Xiaobai??" Zhang Feng thought he heard it wrong, so he asked again.
"Yes, our teacher asked us to participate in weeding activities in the afternoon!!"
After listening to the little guy's explanation, Zhang Feng seemed to understand a little bit. It turned out that this guy was going to take Xiaobai to school to participate in weeding.
Originally, the teacher asked everyone to weed because he wanted everyone to exercise more. Unexpectedly, this guy wanted to be lazy and let his Xiaobai weed for him.
"No borrowing, no borrowing, I have to do my own work, how can my Xiaobai help me!!"
How could Zhang Feng agree to such a request, he quickly waved his hand.
"Oh, crazy brother, Xiaopang is going to take their big yellow cow to school, so let me take Xiaobai!!"
Let me go, these elementary school students are not crazy! !
Hearing the little duck's words, Zhang Feng was stunned in surprise. He had only heard of people taking a big fish and banana leaves to school, but now there are even more awesome people who want to take a cow to school.
"Go and tell your dad first, as long as your dad agrees, I will lend you Xiaobai." Zhang Feng smiled lightly, ready to make trouble.
Needless to say, as long as Uncle Er Niu is not stupid, he will definitely not agree to such an outrageous thing.
"Okay then!!" The little guy was a little disappointed, and ran out of the courtyard angrily.
……
After a while, Uncle Er Niu ran to Zhang Feng's house.
"Xiaofeng, did you lend your Xiaobai to that brat??"
"No, why did he tell you when he went back??" Zhang Feng asked curiously, this little guy must have messed up something again.
"This little bastard lied to me again. He said that you have agreed to lend Xiaobai to him. Fortunately, I don't believe it. Why don't you come over and ask yourself." Uncle Er Niu shook his head and said helplessly.
"Hey! I heard from the little duck that there are people who want to bring cows to school!" Zhang Feng said with a smile.
"That's right, if someone actually led a cow to school, it would be a lot of fun!!"
Uncle Er Niu said with a smile, it's not a big deal to watch the typical excitement.
Zhang Feng also became amused, thinking that everyone brought a sickle and a hoe to the school to weed, and a classmate brought a cow. Very happy.
………………
That afternoon, Uncle Er Niu really saw the news from the class group that the students led the cow to the school.
It was still a big yellow ox weighing seven to eight hundred catties.
Led by a chubby kid, the little kid was still giggling cheerfully, not knowing that he was about to become an internet celebrity.
Soon this picture was reposted non-stop, and within two hours, it swept all major online media, and even made it to the hot search list for bibs, which became a huge hit.
Seeing the picture of the silly boy leading the big yellow ox into the school, netizens were all in a tizzy.
It was so much fun! !
"Hahaha, it's so cute, how can there be such a cute child!!"
"Hahahaha, I also think this kid is really cute, so silly and naive..."
"Hee hee, everyone else brought a sickle and a hoe, but he actually brought a cow. The kid's expression is so cute!"
Some people think that this child is smart, and he knows how to use his own advantages to bring a cow to school to help him weed, instead of doing it himself.
Anyway, when he brought a big yellow ox into the school, this classmate of the duckling was really popular. In just one night, it became popular all over the country.
Seeing that classmate Xiaopang actually appeared on TV, Duckling regretted it, thinking that if he took Xiaobai to school, wouldn't he be popular too?At that time, will I be able to be on TV too! !
"What's the matter with my son? Why is he so unhappy?" Aunt Er Niu asked with a smile when she saw her son remained silent after eating.
"Hmph, it's all my father's fault, he didn't let me take Xiaobai to school this afternoon, you see Xiaopang is on TV!!" the little guy pouted and said angrily.
Uncle Er Niu slapped him, then asked with a straight face:
"You brat, why do you want to be on TV??"
"Didn't Mom say that you can become a star by being on TV? You can make a lot of money by being a star!" The little guy said with an aggrieved face.
puff! !
Aunt Er Niu couldn't help laughing.
This kid is so cute, he still wants to be a star, don't you know it's harder to be a star?
Uncle Er Niu also didn't know whether to laugh or cry, thinking it was a daydream.
(End of this chapter)
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