small farmer

Chapter 537: Men and Women Are Not Tired of Working Together (33)

"How can you ask a girl like this, you have to be thick-skinned and shameless..."

So Zhang Feng began to indoctrinate the monkey with all kinds of tricks for chasing girls. What Zhang Feng said was drooling, and the monkey listened with gusto. He nodded from time to time, thinking that what Zhang Feng said was indeed reasonable.
In fact, how did he know that Zhang Feng is completely a master of theory, he has never practiced it at all, and being with Yiyi, it is completely a mutual love, and it will come naturally.

After receiving the book of dating sisters taught by Zhang Feng, the monkey suddenly became more arrogant, and immediately took out his mobile phone and sent a WeChat message to his sister, Qiushui Goddess.

Seeing the monkey fidgeting and swiping WeChat all the time, Zhang Feng smiled and slowly drank tea while admiring the bright stars in the moon sky.

"Hahahaha!!! Qiu Shui returned to me, returned to me!!" Suddenly the monkey danced excitedly as if he had gone epileptic.

"Oh, let me take a look!" Zhang Feng moved his eyes and hurried over to check.

"I'll go!! I thought Qiushui agreed to make an appointment with you!!" Zhang Feng shook his head in disappointment after reading the above reply.

It turned out that after receiving the monkey's message, Qiu Shui replied, "Is Yiyi here?" '

Monkey is so funny, he was overjoyed when he saw the beauty replying.

"Hey, as long as there is a reply, there is hope!!" The monkey was not disappointed, and slowly chatted with the beauty.

Although the monkey did not succeed in dating the girl in the end, he managed to establish a good relationship with the girl anyway, and seeing the other party's reply, although he didn't have any special liking, but he didn't have any bad feelings either. In Monkey's words, there is still hope.

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Zhang Feng took the two of them to the lake for fishing.

Night fishing is more interesting, the environment is quiet, no one disturbs, and it is easier to catch big fish.

"Fishing at night, why is it a bit sneaky!!" Monkey smiled wretchedly, and then continued: "But it's really more interesting!!"

"Hehe, Monkey didn't expect you to have such a hobby! He actually likes to be sneaky. If you are married, you still have to go out and mess around?" Xiaopang joked with a chuckle.

"Fuck off, little fat, don't ruin your buddy's reputation! If the bad brother can't find a wife, I won't fight for you!!"

The monkey looked around in panic, but fortunately the lakeside was pitch-black and there was no one there, so he heaved a sigh of relief, then glared at the fat man fiercely, and issued an annoyed warning.

"Hey, monkey, why are you nervous? Am I kidding?" Xiao Pang smiled casually, put on the bait, stabilized the ponytail, and started fishing.

Monkey shook his head, and stopped talking nonsense, too many words will make mistakes, single dogs really can't afford to be hurt! !

As for Xiaopang, this guy is completely desperate. If he is so fat, he still wants to find a goddess. image of.

"Ah, yes, yes!!" Suddenly Xiaopang shouted in surprise.

Zhang Feng quickly turned on the flashlight, and saw that Xiaopang's fishing rod was bent, and there was a violent shaking under the water.

"Hey! What is this? It doesn't look like a fish!!" After slipping away for a while, Xiaopang finally realized something was wrong, the black shadow in the water didn't look like a fish at all.

"Haha, you kid is really lucky! This is a turtle!" Zhang Feng laughed, patted Xiaopang on the shoulder and said happily.

"Ah, is it really a turtle??" Fatty asked in disbelief.

"Of course!!"

Zhang Feng's eyes are good, even at night, his vision is as bright as day, and the turtle in the water is clearly seen by Zhang Feng.

Tuanyu is a local name, but it is actually soft-shelled turtle. Of course, it is also called soft-shelled turtle in some places. Although they are called differently, they are actually the same thing.

"Little Fatty, tell me if you have kidney deficiency, otherwise how would you catch such a thing?" The monkey said a little jealously.

"Hey, jealousy, you are Chiguoguo's jealousy!! If you have the ability, you can drop one too!!" Xiaopang smiled triumphantly.

The two joked around for a while, and Xiaopang finally caught the turtle with the help of the two.

Good guy, this turtle is unexpectedly big. Zhang Feng weighed it, and it weighs almost five or six catties. Such a big wild turtle is at least five or six years old.

It seemed that Fatty had used up everyone's good luck. In the next hour or so, the three of them had very little harvest. Only Zhang Feng caught two crucian carp weighing more than a catty.

The monkey only caught a 20-centimeter carp, and the rest were small things, all of which were dumped back into the lake.

Although Xiaopang didn't catch a big fish behind him, he has already caught a turtle. This guy is very satisfied, and he was very happy on the way home.

He kept yelling, asking Zhang Feng to stew the turtle tomorrow, and to have a good meal! !

Zhang Feng shook his head, thinking this guy is really a glutton! !

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At dawn, the eldest sister and her prospective brother-in-law Li Jun started to make breakfast. As the saying goes, men and women are not tired from working together.

Seeing that the two cooperated so tacitly, Zhang Feng didn't bother them, and sat happily in the yard, chatting with Xiaopang and the monkey.

"Okay, okay! Let's have breakfast, everyone!!"

"Monkey, let's go, chubby, it's time for breakfast!!"

Zhang Feng got up quickly, called the fat and thin duo, and walked into the main room.

As for Niu Zhong and Wang Bin, they are completely non-staff personnel. They just called and they just got up now. They said they would arrive around eight o'clock.

“The Braised Beef Noodles made by Big Sister and Brother Jun are delicious!!”

Xiaopang filled a big bowl for himself, scooped two big spoons of fragrant braised beef, and then put shallots and coriander on it, wow, suddenly a thick sound rushed over, filling the whole hall.

"Crazy brother, we are here!!" At this moment, the little duck ran in with a smile, and his father followed slowly.

"Hey! Erniu is here, Xiaoqin quickly serve the duckling and Erniu noodles!!" Wang Guilan saw the two of them, so she hurriedly told her daughter.

"Wow! The noodles made by sister Xiaoqin are delicious!!"

The little greedy cat asked about the strong smell of meat, and his saliva almost flowed out immediately.

Uncle Er Niu gave his son a hard look, thinking that this guy is really embarrassing, as if he has eaten beef noodles all his life! !

"Humph!!"

Seeing the look in his father's eyes, the little duck turned his mouth up, ran to the kitchen, and then stared eagerly at sister Xiaoqin cooking noodles for him.

"The duckling noodles are ready, you can add any condiments you want, do you know?"

The eldest sister made a big bowl of noodles for the little guy, and the leather monkeys in the countryside ran all over the mountains and plains all day long, eating a lot.

"Hee hee, I got it, sister Xiaoqin!!"

The little duck swallowed, and put a lot of beef for himself, and it almost couldn't be piled up before stopping, and then put a lot of shallots and parsley, which couldn't be mixed.

"This monkey is real!!"

Uncle Er Niu sighed, it's really helpless to raise such a thick-skinned son! !
(End of this chapter)