My Taobao Even Heaven

Chapter 1 My Taobao Even Heaven

Yanshan University, in dormitory 707.Li Yiban leaned on the bed with Erlang's legs crossed, holding his mobile phone in his hand and kept searching Taobao, muttering a few words from time to time:
"In 6 days, it will be Yinger's birthday, what can I give you..."

Speaking of which, Li Yiyi and Ouyang Ying were classmates in high school. They have known each other for 5 years since their first year of high school. Although they haven't confirmed their relationship as boyfriend and girlfriend, they both understand their feelings more or less.Both families are not rich, and Ouyang Ying is not a girl who loves vanity, so choosing a gift is more about choosing a heart.

Ding.

The latest version has been detected and is being updated, please wait. .

"Fuck, what's broken Taobao, the update every three days, and this time even the option to update yes/no is cancelled, isn't this bullying behavior, motherfucker, brother just charged the data."

Looking at the small window that popped up on Taobao, Li Yiyi, who already had a headache about what gift to give, was even more upset.

But fortunately, the progress bar of this update is very fast, and it will come to an end in just a dozen seconds.This made Li Yiyi's heart that was bleeding for flow finally got a little comfort.

"Fuck, what a mess, what version is this update?"

Gather cost-effective: 'Tian Dao Pill', today's discount of 99999 Amoy coins, (Introduction: Taishang Laojun recently refined it, after taking it, it can increase Taoism for ten years, and it can be taken once every thousand years.)
Amoy rush to buy: 'Cold Cloud Gilded Robe', a set of 15000 Amoy coins, (Introduction: The seven fairies are hand-spun, and the materials are taken from the thousand-year-old cold silkworm chrysalis on the peach tree in the Pantao Garden. Come first serve.)
Everyday Special: 'Xihai Young Dragon Meat' 25 Amoy Coins per cent catty
puff!
Seeing this, Li Yiyi couldn't help but burst out laughing. This Nima Santan Haihui master is just a little Nezha. He sells dragon meat, and the meat is fresh and tender. It is a must for home barbecue. Your sister is too nonsense Alright.I don’t know what kind of fanfare Lao Ma is doing. Taobao has been made like this. Is it possible that the art design does not need to be submitted to Lao Ma for review?Really drunk. .

But thinking of his own purpose, Yinger's birthday gift has not been settled yet, so he continued to scroll down patiently.

It's just that as Li Yiyi's fingers slid, the brows on his face slowly wrinkled. This is too ridiculous for your sister, there is no other reason.

'Taibai Jinxing's feather duster', 'Erlang God's Roaring Dog just hunted fresh rabbit meat', 'Monkey wine sold by Monkey King in Huaguo Mountain'. . . .

Ding!
Just as Li Yiyi was frowning and staring at the phone screen, half-following the notification sound of ding, the Taobao interface suddenly prompted that there was a new unread message.

Open it casually, it turned out to be a system message:
"Hello, respected fairy friends, on the occasion of the establishment of Tiandao Taobao, in order to thank all the fairy friends, we are now launching a daily sign-in event to collect Taoyun coins. During the event, all fairy friends can click on the Taoyun coin interface to collect 20 coins every day. Amoy coins, new users who have not registered, can get 10 Amoy coins after registration."

"?? What the hell is it? Isn't it called Taojincoin? Why did you change your name to Ni? And this fairy friend..."

Although he was puzzled, some commodities can be redeemed for gold coins. Therefore, Li Yiyi would still sign in to collect them when he visited Taobao. According to the prompt, Li Yi clicked on the so-called Taoyun coin interface. Sure enough, There is an option to sign in and receive 20 Amoy Coins.

Click to claim.

Ding!Please register to receive sign-in rewards, whether to enter the registration interface, yes/no.

'Huh?Why do I need to re-register?I have used Taobao for five or six years anyway. '

Muttering in his mouth, he clicked No with his fingers, exited the Taoyu coin interface, clicked on my Taobao, and it turned out that it really showed that he was not logged in.

"This can't be a virus."

Turn off Taobao, open the mobile anti-virus software, and check again. Although my six-digit bank password only locks the two-digit balance, it is still related to my personal information after all.

After confirming that there was no virus, Li Yiyi opened Taobao again, but the result was the same as before, prompting that he was not logged in.

With doubts, Li Yiyi re-selected the login button, entered the account password, and clicked to confirm the login.

'Account Lee one by one successfully logged in'

Looking at the account that had been used for five or six years before re-logging in, Li Yiyi finally breathed a sigh of relief. It turned out that he had to log in again after the update.

Thinking of the weird names I saw just now, and looking at my username 'Li Yiyi', on a whim, I opened my profile and changed it.

Now that Lao Ma has changed Taobao to this way, it won't take long. This is the new trend, and he has followed suit, but changed it to Hani, the Jade Emperor?No, too old.Monkey King?No, someone has already called.After thinking about it, the corner of Li Yiyi's mouth curled up, and he had:

"'Li Qunxian Shang' hehe, let you call this great fairy and that great sage, brother stand on top of the group of immortals, directly on top of your heads."

Click Submit, Ding, congratulations to Xianyou for obtaining the latest fairy title 'Liqun Xianshang'.

After a spoof, Li Yiyi returned to the Taoyun Coin interface and received the 20 Taoyun Coins for signing in and the 10 Taoyun Coins for new users.

"Huh? No, did I forget something?"

After receiving the Amoy Coin, Li Yiyi was taken aback, as if something came to his mind.

Exit the Amoycoin interface and return to the home page.

Gather cost-effective: 'Tian Dao Pill', today's discount of 99999 Amoy coins, (Introduction: It is refined by Taishang Laojun, after taking it, it can increase Taoism for ten years, and it can be taken once every thousand years.)
Amoy rush to buy: 'Cold Cloud Gilded Robe', a set of 15000 Amoy coins, (Introduction: The seven fairies are hand-spun, and the materials are taken from the thousand-year-old cold silkworm chrysalis on the peach tree in the Pantao Garden. Come first serve.)
Every day special sale: 'Xihai young dragon meat' 25 coins per jin, (Introduction: The God of the Santan Haihui slaughtered the ten thousand-year-old young dragon in Xihai yesterday. The meat is fresh and tender, and it is a must for home and travel barbecues.). . . . .

"Fuck! That's right, what's going on here"

Sure enough, just as he thought, all the products have no amount, and all of them need to be paid for by Taoyuan coins. This is wrong. Although gold coins can be redeemed for money, I have never seen that item directly purchased with gold coins. yes.

With some skepticism, Li clicked on the cheapest daily specials one by one.

Xihai Young Dragon Meat'25 Amoy coins per jin
"Uh, it's real or fake, the ps is too awesome."

Looking at the dripping picture of Shenlong on the picture, Li Yiyi was a little speechless.

Holding the attitude of not spending money on Amoy Coin anyway, Li Yiyi directly clicked to buy.

Ding!
Hello Xianyou, the Xihai young dragon meat you purchased has been successfully placed and is waiting for the seller to ship it.Please pay attention to check.

Seeing the prompt that the order was successfully placed, Li Yiyi grinned, since he didn't spend any money anyway.At that time, if the mailed item is not good, just throw it away. .Well. .

But before the thought dissipated in his mind, there was a ding, and the Taobao reminder sounded on his mobile phone again.

Ding!
'The seller, Santan Haihui Dashenyi, will deliver to your Taospace, please pay attention to check and make a timely evaluation. '

"Uh...it really is a lie"

Ding!
Amoy space has new item income, do you check it?whether

kindness? ?

I clicked 'Yes' with a flick of my finger, and the screen flashed, and then I jumped to a new interface.

On the screen of the mobile phone, an image of an empty warehouse appeared. The warehouse was about the size of an ordinary room, and it was three-dimensional. With the sliding of Li Yiyi's finger, Li Yiyi soon saw the corner A large xie dripping object inside.

Ding!Xihai Wannian young dragon meat, may I ask if it is extracted?whether.

Yes.

Li Yiyi meowed when he saw the newly popped up reminder.Whether to extract or not, brother clicks 'yes', is it possible that it can be extracted out of thin air?

slap!

"Fuck!"

There was a muffled sound and a scream.

Li Yiyi, who was half lying on the bed, jumped up instantly.Staring fixedly at the piece of meat weighing hundreds of catties on the bed, she was instantly dumbfounded.

(To be continued..)
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