My Taobao Even Heaven

Chapter 8 The Dragon King of the Four Seas
'Drunken Dragon Pavilion', next to Yanda, is the most high-end restaurant on the entire island.

Li Yiyi drove Ouyang Ying past his door leisurely and leisurely.

"Yinger, when I get rich, I will definitely take you to the Drunken Dragon Pavilion for a meal. At that time, you will be the most expensive one, so you don't have to save money for me! What do you think?"

Seeing the full of luxury cars parked in front of Zuilong Pavilion, Ouyang Ying couldn't help but rolled her eyes: "Come on, I'm waiting for you to have money, I have to wait until the sun comes out from the west, hehe."

After a burst of laughter like silver bells, Ouyang Ying's tone became very helpless: "Besides, don't say we have no money, even if we were really rich that day, we wouldn't waste it here. A few days ago, I heard Liu Ai from our dormitory say that even a bowl of rice porridge here costs 88 yuan! A bowl of 88 yuan, I really don’t know the difference from the porridge that costs [-] yuan a bowl in the cafeteria. The people who come here are all for the sake of the vain face. Let me tell you Li Yiyi, don’t learn from the bad ones. If you become vain one day, don’t blame me for ignoring you You~"

"I can't, you don't know what kind of person I am, it's okay, I'm at the place, I respectfully ask you to get off the car~"

Looking up, Ouyang Ying immediately jumped out of the car with excitement on her face: "Wow! You are so interesting, let's go, I have long been greedy for his Malatang. Hehehe, today you are waiting for me to eat Poor you, hum!". .

After a meal of Mala Tang, the two of them ate heartily, so happy.

On the way, when Ouyang Ying said that she heard the sound of an ambulance and asked Li Yiyi if she knew what happened to the school, Li Yiyi was a little embarrassed.I muttered in my heart, 'Of course I know, not only do I know, my buddies also participated in the whole process.and. .And I also prepared the first kiss for you~uh, bah bah~ what are you thinking about, that's called artificial respiration, yes, that's right, that's called artificial respiration, okay?Just can't tell you. . '

Although I thought so in my heart, I didn't dare to say it out. I shook my head and said I didn't hear it. I was only focused on dating a certain beautiful woman. I didn't see that the riders were sweating profusely.

One sentence immediately made Ouyang Ying giggle again. . .

After lunch, Ouyang Ying said that since she was going home in the afternoon, she had to go back to the dormitory to pack her things.

Aunt Ouyang Ying's family happened to be shopping in the city in the afternoon, and they happened to pick her up along the way, so there was no need for Li Yiyi to go to the station to see Ouyang Ying off.

Li Yiyi sent Ouyang Ying back by bicycle.After sending Ouyang Ying back to the dormitory, Li Yiyi suddenly remembered something when he was riding the bike back.So I found a supermarket and went in. 2 minutes later, when Li Yiyi came out of the supermarket, he had something extra in his hand-big white rabbit toffee.

"Ding! You have new unread messages"

"Ding! You have new unread messages"

"Ding! You have new unread messages"

"..."

Back in the dormitory, Li Yiyi flicked off his shoes and lay down on the bed.

But when he opened Taobao, he was startled by a series of notification sounds.

"I'll go! What's the situation, this is it!"

Seeing the news that there are 99+, Li Yiyi was immediately confused, Zhang Guolao, Zhu Bajie, Erlangshen, clairvoyant, Lei Gong, and Chang'e. . . . .

"Uh~ I wiped it! Why did these gods send me messages for no reason? It seems, maybe, I really only talked to Nezha~~"

Seeing the names that he often saw in Journey to the West when he was a child, Li Yiyi's hand holding the phone trembled, and he clicked on the first item with trembling fingers:
Zhang Guolao: "My fairy friend has caused trouble! (a frightened expression)"

"?? Causing trouble? I didn't do anything in my duty, so how can I cause trouble?"

Zhang Guolao's news was very short, only a few words, but it made Li Yiyi full of questions.After closing the dialog with Zhang Guolao, Li Yiyi excitedly clicked on the next one, which was sent by Zhu Bajie.This is from the second senior brother. .

Zhu Bajie: "Aww~Xianyou is amazing (a thumbs up expression), my old pig likes it!"

???

next

Erlangshen: "Wow, haha, the fairy friends are amazing! (expression of clasping fists), ahaha, to be honest, since those four long worms started to be in charge of the tap water in the heavenly court, even the deity has never provoked them, and I hope the fairy friends will be good at the mansion Prepare to shut off the water."

Uh. .

My motherfucker, after seeing this, Li Yiyi finally understood that the reason for being so funny is because he gave Nezha a good review.It's just that what Li Yiyi never expected was that the Dragon King of the Four Seas is now in charge of the water supply of the Heavenly Court. .Moreover, even the awesome Erlang God wants to give the Dragon King some face.

But this didn't make Li Yiyi feel how. He is the Dragon King of the Four Seas who is responsible for the water supply in the heavenly court, and he is no longer in the heavenly court. What can they do to me?

One by one, a large group of gods behind them were talking about this matter, some were reminding themselves to be careful, and some were gloating and watching the excitement.All of a sudden, Li Yi had a new understanding of these funny people in Tianting.

. . . .

Ding dong.You have unread new messages
Just when Li read them one by one and was about to see if there were any items he could afford on Taobao today, the system sounded a new message reminder again.

Seeing this, Li Yiyi shook his head and smiled, presumably someone was reminding him or gloating about his misfortune.Casually clicking on it, Li Yiyi really wanted to know which god this was.

"Fuck!"

With an exclamation, Li Yiyi sat up directly from the bed. This news was not sent by others, but by one of the parties involved, that is, the Dragon King of the East Sea, the leader of the Dragon Kings of the Four Seas, who was offended by Li Yiyi's comment. It seems that this is the Lord who came to the door. Although I am not afraid that the other party will cut off the water in my house, but the other party is a coquettish fairy!Those awesome gods, the Dragon King of the Four Seas may not be able to do anything about it, but I am a mortal, killing myself is not as easy as stepping on bedbugs, who knows if I will directly cross the border and kill myself.

Dragon King of the East China Sea: "This king has prepared a small gift and wants to visit, but I don't know where Xianyou's mansion is, so I hope you can tell me."

Shitless gift, at this time, in the East China Sea Dragon Palace, the head of the four great heavens and seas in the heaven, Ao Guang, the Dragon King of the East China Sea, Ao Qin, the Dragon King of the South China Sea, Ao Run, the Dragon King of the West Sea, and Ao Shun, the Dragon King of the North Sea, sat in a circle and were discussing how to prevent it. Zha to discuss the slaughter of the Dragon Clan.Because just now, the little dragon from the third brother's second uncle's brother-in-law's family of the seventh aunt's family of the Dragon King of the West Sea was slaughtered by Nezha again and is being sold on Taobao. .

During this period, Ao Shun, the Dragon King of Beihai, suddenly mentioned the comments in the Taobao store: "Huh! That old man Li Jing is not upright. We can't afford to provoke someone who is a celebrity in front of the Jade Emperor. But this 'Li Qunxian' "What kind of onion is it again, dare to openly be our enemy, it's really boring."

Dragon King of the Eastern Sea: "Don't worry, although I can't take care of Mrs. Li Jing, I have already stopped the water in his mansion. And that 'Liqun Immortal', hehe, when I find out his identity, I will make him look good! ". . . .

(To be continued..)
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　　(Congratulations to the owner for picking up a toy car. Special rewards correspond to special items. The world is limited to 20 units worth 2312 million 'Lamborghini Sixth Element'.')
　　(If the host picks up a plastic bottle, the system rewards [-] yuan.)
　　(The owner picks up an old toy house, and the system rewards a beach house.)
　　(The owner picks up a toy Monkey King, and the system rewards three Ruyi monkey hairs.)
　　(If the owner picks up a dilapidated oil painting, the system rewards an authentic Mona Lisa.)
　　Other people's systems are all kinds of awesome, but Fang Chenyi's is picking up junk.

　　After some years. .

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　　Fang Chenyi: Uh.Well, there are a lot of trash and everything.

　　Since then, there has been a frenzy of picking up junk all over the world. .

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(End of this chapter)