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Chapter 17 When Will Your Brother Come Back?

"Fang Hui, when will your brother come back?"

In Huangling Village, Qin Xiaoyun, the heroine of Metamorphosis, lay on the bed and howled feebly.

"Isn't there still two days left? You have asked me dozens of times. By the way, do you want to eat?"

"Is it tomato eggs again?"

"No, today you are lucky, I will let you try the cold eggs I made myself."

"Ah! Help! I want to go home, I don't want to eat eggs."

Qin Xiaoyun refused to eat even if she was beaten to death, and buried her head in the quilt angrily. She felt that Fang Hui was really her nemesis. After five days, she ate eggs every day, every now and then, who could bear it?

Breakfast on the first day was poached eggs.It's boiled eggs at noon, yes!You heard me right, I just eat boiled eggs and nothing else, she clearly remembered that Fang Hui ate six of them that day.

At first, she thought that Fang Hui was young and her family didn't have enough materials, so she didn't eat well, and she should be better the next day, but who knew she was naive.

On the second day, she had steamed egg flowers for breakfast, scrambled eggs with tomatoes at noon, and fried rice with dry eggs at night, which almost made her vomit. On the third day, she was hungry for a long time and didn't eat anything. Egg came over and said that she was not acclimatized, and specially made up for her.

Seeing Fang Hui eating with gusto, Qin Xiaoyun said helplessly, "Fang Hui, did you grow up eating eggs?"

"No! My brother always cooks at home. Sometimes it's braised pork, sometimes it's stewed pork ribs, sometimes it's fried fish, but most of the time it's green pepper potato shreds, boiled beans and rice."

Fang Hui had no idea how damaging her words were, Qin Xiaoyun's mouth was watering.

Usually, Qin Xiaoyun doesn't like these country stir-fry dishes at all, but even after eating eggs for so many days, now she can lick cucumbers clean.

"Hey! Fang Hui, I said you didn't watch your brother when he usually cooks? At least you should learn how to do it!"

"Who said I didn't learn, I learned, I didn't learn, once I cooked a dish, my brother fed it to the cat, and the cat was poisoned to death."

Hearing this, Qin Xiaoyun shuddered immediately, damn it, it's a good thing she urged Fang Hui to cook these two days, luckily!If she becomes the first heroine in Metamorphosis to suffer from food poisoning, then she will be humiliated.

"Hey! Fang Hui, I finally know why your brother bought so many eggs. My sister should sleep first and call me at dawn!"

After filling a large glass of water, Qin Xiaoyun tightened her belt and went to sleep, muttering to herself, "Sleep, I won't be hungry when I sleep, and I have to find a fellow villager for dinner tomorrow."

Looking at the moonlight just getting up, Fang Hui scratched his head, "Isn't it a little early for bed at this time? There are still more than ten hours before dawn!"

……

"Gululu! Gululu!"

In the middle of the night, at some point, Qin Xiaoyun's stomach was as hungry as thunder, which woke her up, opened her hazy eyes, and saw that it was still dark, and she wanted to sleep for a while.

It's a pity that Wu Zang Temple didn't agree, just like a hungry ghost possessing a body, Qin Xiaoyun really felt what it was like to have her chest stuck to her back at this moment.

Turning on the light in the dark, walking lightly, Qin Xiaoyun came to the main room, staring at the bamboo basket in the corner with green eyes, which contained eggs, which she had seen Fang Hui take out during the day.

Now she is very conflicted, should she swallow this unpalatable thing, it won't taste good if she eats it, and she'll be hungry if she doesn't eat it, and she might even be laughed at by Fang Hui.

After only three seconds of hesitation, Qin Xiaoyun still stretched out her sinful hands to the egg basket, took out two eggs, squatted quietly beside the stove, and quickly lit the charcoal. After a while, the red fire light shone on her thin face.

Without further ado, two eggs were thrown directly into the fire coals, and a small wooden stick beat the eggs to the bottom of the fire. "Burning the eggs," she learned this trick from Fang Hui. As long as the fire is big enough, the eggs will be out of the oven in 5 minutes .

Wearing slippers, with hair like a chicken coop, eyes staring straight at the fire, and swallowing saliva, Qin Xiaoyun doesn't look like a city person at all, just like a refugee who has been hungry for seven or eight days.

When the time came, Qin Xiaoyun couldn't wait to take out the egg, and she almost cried out when she touched it. She found a gourd ladle, filled half of it with water to cool the egg, and quickly knocked off the shell.

"It's so fragrant!"

After taking a big bite, Qin Xiaoyun almost cried out of excitement. Really, at this moment, she felt that the egg was a delicacy in the world, and she would not change it for anything. In less than 20 seconds, she wolfed down one, only to hear the sound of "boring boring" rings again.

That night, the sound of boring and boring resounded until dawn, accompanied by the sound of hiccups in the dark night.

What Qin Xiaoyun didn't know was that a dark red camera on the roof was always looking at her.

……

"No! Sister Xiaoyun, our things have been stolen!"

Early in the morning, Fang Hui ran to Qin Xiaoyun's bedside and shook her awake.

"I'm very sleepy, I have something to say in the afternoon." Qin Xiaoyun felt guilty and didn't want to get up.

"A thief! How can you still sleep?" Fang Hui jumped up anxiously.

"Don't care what kind of thief he is. It's just a few eggs. I'll buy a few hundred catties later to support you to death."

"Egg, how do you know it's an egg?"

Fang Hui was taken aback for a moment, then looked down and saw that the ground was covered with broken egg shells, she seemed to understand a little bit.

"So it was you, Miss Xiaoyun, who ate it? You should have said it earlier! I was so worried that I thought there was a thief in the house."

"Ahem! Which... I was a little hungry last night, but don't worry, I will definitely buy a few boxes to compensate you when I get home."

"It's not that I'm reluctant to part with eggs." Fang Hui was a little impatient, "What I want to say is what shall we have for lunch later?"

Qin Xiaoyun jumped up from the bed, "Aren't there still some potatoes?"

"I just baked one, and now there are two left. There is no food at home." Fang Hui said weakly.

Qin Xiaoyun: ...

"No, what about the beans you left behind when your brother left? Where about the noodles?"

"I'm just eating eggs, the beans haven't rotted in a few days, and the noodles are only enough for one meal."

……

An hour later, Fang Hui and Qin Xiaoyun came to the county seat with a hen in their arms.

Fang Hui originally had private money, but she was reluctant to use it, so she never took it out.

The director gave the two of them a trick, grab a chicken and sell it in the county, so that they can buy new vegetables.

As soon as Fang Hui said this, she rolled her eyes, does she need to go to the county town to sell chickens?The village can do it.

But the director refused to let them go to the county seat, so they had no choice but to come here.

"Brother, do you want to buy a chicken? Authentic local old hen, the meat is delicious, and it is a great tonic for the body."

"How much is a pound?"

"Forehead……"

These words stumped Qin Xiaoyun, and when she looked down, there was no steelyard here.

"Ahem! If you don't weigh it, just sell it as a whole, and I'll charge you a little cheaper, 80 yuan!"

The middle-aged man laughed angrily, "This chicken can be up to five or six catties, and 80 yuan, do you think it is suitable?"

Realizing that the asking price was too high, Qin Xiaoyun changed the subject and said embarrassingly, "Then how much do you think is appropriate?"

"forty!"

"make a deal!"

It was Fang Hui who was talking, and she couldn't sit still when she heard about the big deal of Forty.

After taking the man's money, he immediately put it in his pocket.

"Fang Hui, why don't I keep it? What if you lose it?"

"This is my chicken."

"I'm mainly afraid that you will lose it, and I don't want your money."

"This is my chicken."

Qin Xiaoyun: ...

……

(End of this chapter)