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Chapter 273
Looking at Han Xie's appearance, Fang Jing thought of when he was swimming by the river when he was a child, a little friend plunged into the water and wanted to dive to the other bank, but who knew the direction was off, and accidentally got into the grass, and when he looked up, his head was stuck A nest of snakes.

The little friend cried and yelled, and the people in the river were instantly emptied, and everyone ran faster than anyone else. He will never forget that scene in his life.

"Very good, very brave." Bell laughed and took off his helmet.

Han Xie, who had been crying pear blossoms and raining for a long time, quickly stretched out his hand to wipe off the bugs on his head, many of them were dead, and the green blood stuck to his hair.

"Give you some water!" Fang Jing gave Han Xie the remaining half bottle of water.

At this time, he couldn't control whether it was dirty or not, so Han Xie took it and poured it on his head. The sticky feeling on his head was really bad.

Zhang Wei rejoiced, luckily it wasn't him.

After washing his hair, he still felt uncomfortable, so Han Xie simply ran under the waterfall and took a shower to feel better.

"After resting, let's continue on our way. We will catch you for dinner later."

Leading the crowd to move on, everyone didn't talk as much as before during this trip, everyone was silent, and the atmosphere was quite deserted.

Finding a ravine, Bell left them where they were, and just walked forward with Fang Jing and Han Xie.

"Your task is to go in and grab tonight's food." Bell said, pointing to a small dark ditch.

Fang Jing jumped down the ditch more than one meter high, turned his head and took Han Xie to hug her down.

"What's in here?" Looking at the small dark hole, Han Zhuo was frightened.

The entrance of the cave is less than half a person's height, like a sewer, you have to bend over to get in.

Looking at the nets and weeds above the entrance of the cave, Fang Jing shook his head, "It's okay, the program team set it up temporarily."

Stretching out his head to take a look inside, he couldn't see anything clearly in the pitch black, only heard the occasional creaking sound.

"It's a mouse!" Han Zhuo heard it instantly, "Let me go ahead, I'm not afraid of that."

Putting on the gloves and making sure that there will be no fish on his body for mice to get in, Han Xie bent forward and Fang Jing was behind holding the fish slipping net and preparing to load things.

Squeak!
After a meal, the mice jumped up and down, Han Xie's heart was pounding, and he grabbed one, which was full of sensuality and a little disgusting.

"Don't worry, it's artificially raised, it's not poisonous!!"

The mice in the wild are not like this at all, Fang Jing recognized them at a glance. There used to be mice in the house, most of them were brown and gray, and white ones were rare, let alone such a litter.

"Fuck!"

While catching it, Fang Jing let out an exclamation, the hole was very short, he was almost squatting, and the fleeing mouse in front ran towards his crotch.

Just now he was bumped on the root of his life, and Fang Jing felt lingering fear, so don't give him a bite.

"What's wrong with you?" Han Zhuo turned around and asked concerned.

"It's okay, it's almost done, let's go out first, if there are too many, we can't finish eating at night."

Seeing that there were already six or seven alive and kicking mice in the slip-through net, Fang Jing retreated first, but he did not forget that Bell said it was dinner.

It's better to eat less of this thing, unless it's bamboo rats, otherwise these rats have a bad taste, the meat is sour, and it's unpalatable.

Fang Jing himself has never eaten it, but he heard old people in the village say that when they were hungry in the 70s and [-]s, they ate everything they could eat at home.

Chicken, duck, fish, cats, dogs, mice, wild vegetables, weeds, bark, Guanyin soil, whatever can be eaten.

The two backed out, Bell called them aside, and the people behind followed.

"Ah! Ah! Mouse, I dare not take it, you catch it, oh my god, this program group is too sinful."

As soon as Zhang Wei got in, Zhang Wei ran out, leaving Zhang Junmi alone, and Bell jumped into the ditch to block him back.

……

In the evening, the boys set up tents, and the girls went to gather firewood to make a fire.

"Really, I wouldn't eat this stuff even if it killed me. I'd rather be hungry."

"I don't eat it either. Rats are disgusting. I have been most afraid of them since I was a child."

"Does Junmi eat?"

"I don't know, it depends."

Everyone was chatting while working, and the camera was on. Bell and Jiang Changjian didn't know where they went, and they were not there.

More than ten minutes later, a man in Miao costume came over carrying a pole with a few bamboo rats hanging on it.

"Brother, is this our dinner?" Zhang Wei ran up and asked.

%*&*%#
As soon as the big man opened his mouth, Zhang Wei was stunned, unable to understand at all, and turned to Fang Jing for help.

"Don't look at me, I don't understand either."

The Chinese language is extensive and profound, with different pronunciations from ten miles away. A county has several dialects, and the Miao language is the same. There are many kinds of Miao, black and white, and they speak different words.

Huangling Village, where Fang Jing grew up, did not speak Miao language. It was just that there were classmates in the class in junior high school, but at that time everyone spoke Chinese.

The language barrier meant that everyone had no choice but to use hand gestures. It took a long time to realize that they didn't need to eat white mice at night.

"Yeah! Great, I finally don't have to eat that disgusting thing."

"It seems that our resistance has had an effect, everyone, come on."

Half an hour later, a delicious roasted bamboo mouse was ready. At first, the girls were afraid to eat it, but they stopped after taking a small bite, and almost wiped their fingers clean.

……

In the next two days, everyone experienced eating scorpions, eating worm balls, climbing cliffs, and catching frogs in frog holes. Except for Fang Jing and Zhang Junmi, everyone in the team made mistakes and was punished.

Zhang Wei proposed to stop the recording many times in the middle, and finally persisted under everyone's persuasion.

Bell has a good habit, every time before punishing someone, he will punish himself again, which Fang Jing appreciates very much.

night!The sky and the earth are quiet, the sky is full of stars, only the chirping of cicadas and the chirping of birds in the mountains and forests.

"Clap clap clap!!"

"Everyone, congratulations on completing your own challenges again and again." Bell clapped his hands to attract attention, "Tomorrow is the last day, and it is also time to say goodbye."

"It's the last day. We have a beginning and an end. We still have one last task. Do you want to know what it is? I'll tell you tomorrow."

"What everyone has to do now is to drink plenty of water, don't go to the toilet at night, and don't urinate casually."

I don't know why, Fang Jing's heart skipped a beat, he had a bad premonition, usually the big boss will end up, tomorrow should not be easy, maybe it will be even more difficult.

No more bugs and rats, and the staff brings fried chicken, beer, coke and food for everyone to enjoy.

After drinking and eating, everyone went to bed and slept soundly until after nine o'clock in the morning.

Carrying backpacks, everyone came to a large rock cave according to the arrangement of the program group, which was filled with various heart-shaped candles.

"Happy birthday to you!!"

"Happy Birthday!"

"Happy Birthday!"

Bell appeared with a smile, "Today is Wu Qian's birthday in the team, I wish you a happy birthday."

Turning to look at Jiang Changjian, Bell continued: "It's not just you, tomorrow is also our Professor Jiang's birthday, life is so wonderful." "

(End of this chapter)