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Chapter 299 You Are Holding Your Microphone Upside Down

"Teacher Fang, thank you for coming, I am very grateful!!"

"you are welcome!!"

"Thank you very much!!"

Leading Fang Jing into the company, Li Dan squinted his eyes along the way, thanking him for saying this countless times.

It is true that the Tucao conference is popular, but there are really not many celebrities who are willing to come, and some of them think that their program rank is low, and they are not popular on the Internet.

Some just can't pass the level of letting others complain about themselves.

From Zhang Jie to Lin Junjie, Xie Na to Deng Ziqi, there are more than 40 first- and second-tier stars who have issued notices, but so far no one has come, even if it is a big price.

One time I managed to get one, and I couldn’t stand Li Dan’s complaints during the manuscript review, so I left decisively and ran away before recording.

So God knows how happy Li Dan is when he knows that Fang Jing can come.

The company held an emergency meeting, and they all hoped not to complain too much, and put it down, otherwise it would be bad for people to run away.

"Mr. Fang, we may say some exaggerated things when we complain later, I hope you don't take offense."

"It's okay!! I can bear to complain casually." Fang Jing patted his chest and slapped it.

As a public figure, there are countless people discussing him every day, both happy and scolding, Fang Jing has long been used to it, how could he blame others for a complaint.

"That's good. I'm relieved when you say that." Ruler smiled.

Li Dan glared at him immediately, is it easy to finally get a first-line star?What should I do if I take people away?
Ten minutes later, at the backstage of the Tucao Conference, Fang Jing met the guests who recorded together this time.

Li Xiaolu, Zhou Peng (later renamed Sa Dingding), Liu Yun, Cao Yunjing, Huang Guolun.

"Teacher Huang, why did I see you here?" Fang Jing hugged Huang Guolun as soon as he met Fang Jing.

The two have recorded several episodes of singers. Although they can't reach the level of friends, they are much more familiar than strangers.

According to the rules of the entertainment industry, people are only half acquainted. In front of the public, strangers should be treated as acquaintances, and acquaintances should be treated as friends.

"I have no money, come here to earn living expenses, how about you? Aren't you busy?"

"Coincidentally, I also came to earn living expenses. As soon as Li Dan called me in the middle of the night, he came over overnight."

"Hahaha! I believe you ghost! Why did you come here?"

On the side, Li Dan also wanted to know why Fang Jing agreed to be on their show, after all, the people who came here were not very famous stars.

He once joked that this show only invites the lower limit of the entertainment industry, and one day it will inevitably invite all the people who are not popular.

"Just kidding, this show was agreed to last week. This place is relatively close to the place of work, so it doesn't take long to come here anyway."

The current Fang Jing does not lack this small amount of money. In terms of appearance fees, can the Tucao Conference give more than Jiangsu and Zhejiang Satellite TV?
The main reason for coming here is because of the traffic of their programs, but of course I can't say this clearly.

"Hi Teacher Fang! My name is Cao Yunjing!"

"I know! I watched your last talk show on the way here, hello, hello!!"

Fang Jing, a thin man in a white suit, has no prejudice against him, and he doesn't want to get involved in his grievances with Lao Guo.

Li Dan took Fang Jing to identify everyone one by one. Apart from him, the biggest name is probably the actress Li Xiaolu.

She won the Golden Horse Movie Queen when she was a teenager, and then she drove high and low. Over the years, there have been constant black spots, and Douban's scores are all her movies.

I guess this time I came here to use the show to blackmail myself, to bleach and wash it.

The Tucao conference was later called the whitewashing conference by the audience. Generally speaking, artists with a lot of criticism would come there, including first-line and super-first-line stars.

But looking at several seasons, it seems that there are not many people who have been whitewashed in the end, but the complaints have come true one by one.

……

After exchanging pleasantries, distribute the manuscript to everyone, Li Dan let everyone memorize it, and use it later.

The manuscripts that the guests complained about were actually written by Li Dan and the others based on the artist's situation. If you have any questions during the review, you can change it.

Looking at the manuscript in his hand, Fang Jing clicked his tongue, and said to Li Dan next to him, "It's a miracle that your program can survive to this day."

His main complaints in this article are Huang Guolun and Zhou Peng, two figures in the music industry. The words in it are only dared to think in a corner where no one is around. The complaints are too harsh.

"Teachers, you can't read each other's manuscripts. If you have any doubts, let's revise it to ensure fairness and openness! Make it transparent."

The corner of Fang Jing's mouth twitched, everyone's drafts were made to complain about others, what a shit to edit!It's fair and just, it's a really dark game.

In less than 15 minutes, most people memorized the manuscript. They were either actors or musicians, and some were engaged in cross talk. Memory is the foundation.

Don't talk about a manuscript with a few hundred words, even if you give Fang Jing a few pages of the script, he can memorize it all in a short time.

"Pfft!! Hahaha!"

"Ha ha ha ha!!!"

From time to time, loud laughter came from next to his ears, and Fang Jing knew what was going on without turning his head. The guest must have read the manuscript and laughed.

In fact, he also wanted to laugh, but he just held back, the person who wrote the jokes is really talented.

……

At four o'clock in the afternoon, the recording of the program began.

"Dear audience friends, welcome to the Tucao Conference!! I am Li Dan!"

"Our lineup for this issue is very strong. I believe everyone can see that the music and performance circles are gathered together."

"I won't talk about Fang Jing, Miss Xiaolu is also there, and the one in the white suit... Hey!" Li Dan tilted his head and said to Cao Yunjing, "Why are you here again? Didn't you invite me? Why, at home Have you found a new invoice?"

As the saying goes, you don't slap people in the face, but Li Dan only slaps people in the face, and only exposes other people's old scars, no matter how it hurts.

Cao Yunjing didn't know that he came out suddenly, so he smiled forcedly.

"Didn't Guo Degang take away your cloud characters? What should we call you now? Cao Jing, right?"

"It's okay, don't be afraid, if he has the ability, he will also take away the Beijing character, and next time we will call you Cao!"

"Hahahahaha!!"

The audience in the audience laughed together, and Fang Jing almost couldn't help it. He saw the veins on Cao Yunjing's neck and he forced himself to laugh.

"Just kidding, just kidding." Li Dan waved his hand and said indifferently: "He accepts your name, and you will accept his name next time."

I didn't know where to pick up a microphone, Li Dan held it backwards, turned to Zhou Peng and said: "This is our new show, Mr. Zhou Peng, everyone applauds and welcomes!!"

Everyone laughed at this scene. They all knew that Zhou Peng had used the microphone to lip-sync, and Li Dan had uncovered his scar again.

"Sorry, the microphone is held upside down, but it doesn't matter. The voice is still my voice. Don't worry about it, as long as you feel it."

"Teacher Zhou Peng, next time you hold the microphone upside down, you can follow the method I just did. I guarantee that no one will dare to speak against you."

"As we all know, our teacher Zhou Peng is an excellent musician, and he sings very well. At a large party, he was scolded by the audience because the microphone was flipped over."

"This is actually a misunderstanding. The person you saw that day may not be her. It's not just the voice that is fake, but the person is also fake."

(End of this chapter)