Entertainment starts with variety shows

Chapter 345 Box Office Dark Horse
In the movie theater, the people who watch movies are not only ordinary audiences, but also professional film critics.

Compared with the eyes of ordinary people, they have to see much more content, and they are also more professional.

I found a place to sit down, and the video started playing soon after.

He Chunming was idle and bored, and was going to take out his mobile phone to play a few games to pass the time. One round would take 10 minutes, and at most five or six rounds of movies would be over.

"Don't you like watching Fang Jing's movies?" Seeing him taking out his phone, his girlfriend asked dissatisfiedly, "If you don't like watching it, don't force it."

"No way! I'm afraid of being disturbed, so I took it out and turned off the phone!" With a forced smile on his face, He Chunming dared not say a word, Fang Jing is her idol.

Looking at the best friend next to her, the girl turned her head and said in a low voice, "After they leave, let's watch it again!"

"hiss!!"

Shocked, He Chunming nodded knowingly, subconsciously touched the ID card in his pocket, did it finally come in handy?
Fang Jing is actually not so annoying!

At the beginning of the film, a few blood-red characters floated by on the road of embarrassment.

Director Xu Zheng, starring Fang Jing, Xu Zheng.

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"Boss, when will you be able to get paid? It's almost Chinese New Year, why don't you give me some money to go home for the New Year?"

"Yes, boss, my family is still waiting for my money, please do me a favor and settle my salary."

The picture begins, it is almost Chinese New Year, a group of workers are asking for salary from the boss, it is hard to imagine, this is the attitude of the creditor to the debtor, the words are so humble that they almost kneel down.

It is said that the one who owes money is the uncle, and his reputation is well-deserved.

The film critic nodded silently, picked up the small notebook in his hand, and wrote down the first two words of tragedy.

Judging from the previews released by people on Journey, this is a comedy, but the beginning of the film is not very festive, but a bit sad.

Is this an allusive social phenomenon?
"I don't have any money even if you are killing me. I also have a family. I also have people to support me. I haven't settled the project payment. If I give you the money, who will give me the money?"

The boss's tongue is not so sharp. After a set of principles, the workers were stunned for a long time, and they were speechless for a long time. In the end, they might have a conscience and left him with a bunch of IOUs issued by others, totaling 8 yuan. Distribute it to the workers and let them ask for it themselves.

After going out, the boss got into a Mercedes-Benz and drove away.

The boss, who sits in a Mercedes-Benz, wears a suit and leather shoes, and always has a female secretary by his side, can't even afford 8 yuan, which is very ironic.

In the first 8 minutes, there was no laughter in the cinema, but it was a bit depressing, and many people wanted to leave.

Chinese New Year is almost here, why don't you watch a movie just for fun, and cry all over your face?Looking for abuse by yourself?

In the theater, someone started whispering.

"I came here to watch Fang Jing. I didn't expect it to be this kind of movie. It's not funny at all."

"I think it's good. The story is very interesting. If you hadn't reminded me, I didn't pay attention to Fang Jing just now."

"Did Fang Jing make a mistake? Isn't it a comedy? It's just a tragedy. It won't be a worker who asks for his salary and gets his leg broken, and then the relevant departments intervene to solve the problem. Everyone is happy?"

Not only the audience has doubts, but also several film critics, Cao Yanjiang is one of them.

However, she thinks differently from the audience. She carefully studied the trailer before coming here. This is indeed a comedy.

The previous salary asking is probably just a foreshadowing, and the joke should be on the way to asking for salary.

In the 10th minute, after some discussion, the worker Niu Geng played by Fang Jing decided to take all the IOUs and go to Shacheng thousands of miles away to ask for salary by himself.

The others are all uncles in their 50s and 60s and [-]s and [-]s. They have no education, they can't go such a long distance at all, and they don't know how to find someone.

He is the youngest in this group of people, and he has traveled the most far.

In order to get the money quickly, Niu Geng planned to spend a fortune and fly to Shacheng.

"Hahaha!!!!"

At the airport, seeing the conversation between Niu Geng and the security inspector, the audience covered their faces and couldn't laugh or cry.

"This is really a talent. When you fly on a plane, ask people whether they are seated or standing."

"Brother is a ruthless man, he has pots, pans and kitchen knives with him."

"I just want to ask how you drink so much milk, won't you vomit?"

The film critics in the front row nodded in satisfaction, and wrote down the reasons for the jokes in their small notebooks with a smile.

After getting on the plane, Niu Geng kept laughing. First, he thought it was too boring, so he asked someone to open the window for him, and then he was airsick and wanted to vomit. Xu Zheng played Li Chenggong and was about to hand him the bag. Swallow it back.

In the theater, everyone swallowed at the same time, feeling a little disgusted besides being funny.

Knowing that the movies are all fake, seeing the spit out and swallowing it is definitely a severe blow to the vision.

"I want to go down, stop it for me!"

When the plane flew high into the sky, Niu Geng made mischief again and shouted to go down. Li Chenggong, who was sitting next to him, explained impatiently, how can it stop when it is already flying into the sky?Are you a bus?
As soon as the words were finished, the stewardess shouted that there was a turbulence ahead, and the plane returned the same way.

Niu Geng, who had lost his plane, transferred to the train, and happened to meet Li Chenggong again. The two went on the same journey. Unexpectedly, the two of them met a scalper and bought a fake train ticket.

The money is spent, not to mention the heat is not used!
I took a bus, but the bus broke down, I stayed in a hotel, and was locked out in the middle of the night. I finally won a lottery on a trolley, and it overturned halfway.

Niu Geng's crow's mouth is very sharp, and Li Chenggong who followed along the way suffered a lot, and he was the one who was injured every time.

This embarrassing journey was very funny, with an average of one laughing point every 5 minutes. The audience's mouths have not closed since the airport, and some even cried out of laughter.

The final result of the film is also very warm, Li Chenggong did not divorce his original partner, and Niu Geng also got his salary.

When the two met again, their clothes changed. Niu Geng fulfilled his dream and opened a cake shop.

"The story is simple but not vulgar. It has a certain meaning of reflection. The comedy effect is excellent. The actors' performances are perfect. It has great potential at the box office. It is a dark horse with at least [-] million box office. Overall, I give it an [-] out of [-]!"

After looking at the audience's reaction, the film critic wrote down the words and left.

At twelve o'clock in the evening, at the entrance of the cinema.

"Xiao Ming, it's already at this point, I may not be able to go back."

"It's okay, I brought my ID card." With a smile, He Chunming took out the ID card he had prepared a long time ago.

Now it's just the two of them, and the girlfriend's best friend has left long ago, and finally no one bothers them.

Blushing, the girl smiled and said, "Are you prepared for this?"

I touched the ID card in the bag, and the girl didn't tell me that she had brought it. It was just in case, but now it doesn't seem necessary.

"That's right, I've been waiting for this day for a long time, let's go baby, I'm going to stay up all night tonight."

Impatient, He Chunming took a taxi, arrived at an Internet cafe in ten minutes, skillfully turned on the computer, and started walking.

He is now in his third year of college, and he met his girlfriend playing games, and she is his master.

He usually has to go to school, so it's rare to have this opportunity. Today, he and his girlfriend are going to combine swords and kill each other without leaving any behind.

"Hey, why haven't you logged in yet? Didn't you bring your ID card? Open a temporary card?"

As soon as he turned around, He Chunming saw his girlfriend who was staying there, and thought she didn't have an ID card.

(End of this chapter)