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Chapter 450 The Sewing Machine Band Released

As expected by Zhao Lei, Wang Xiaomin successfully advanced in the fifth singer show, and defeated many senior singers and outstanding peers all the way, which was not easy.

What awaits her next is the sixth and seventh period.

As a reward for her hard work, twelve endorsements and six variety shows have found her, and this year's schedule is already full.

There was even a director who asked her to act in a TV series, but she didn't agree. She knew what she was supposed to be. If she wanted to talk and sing, she would be fine, but she would be exempted from being an actor.

Not everyone can force a smile when facing the camera, cry when they say they cry, and laugh when they say they laugh.

On October [-]st, the National Day file, a large number of movies are released in the movie market,

The Spring Festival, May [-]st, and National Day, these three holidays show the most movies, and most audiences can enter the movie theater to watch the most movies quietly during these times.

On this day, many people came to the cinema. On the poster, the signature of the Sewing Machine Band stood out, starring Nazha, Dapeng, and Qiao Shan.

"It's Dapeng again, hasn't this guy been sprayed enough? How dare he make a movie?"

"Come on, maybe it's another bad movie. The last time I saw Pancake Man, I swore I wouldn't watch a Dapeng movie."

"Rather than wasting money, it's better to watch Mahua's shameless iron fist."

In the movie theater, there are not many people who are optimistic about Dapeng, and only a small number of audiences bought tickets for the Sewing Machine band. Many of these people came for Nazha.

Others heard that Fang Jing was also starring, so they ran over to see what paragraphs it was in.

"Hi everyone, my name is Hu Liang, and my hometown is the beautiful small town of Ji'an, which is a city of rock and roll."

With the idea of ​​giving it a try, the audience bought tickets to enter the cinema, and the scene began, with a primary school student giving a speech on the stage.

"Where did you see this person?"

In Yanjing Cinema, Han Han was wearing a hat to watch the Sewing Machine Band, and when he saw the host of the opening speech contest, he immediately felt familiar.

"Isn't this a member of Cobra?"

Hearing the whispers of the people next to him, Han Han realized that it was familiar.

Continue to read, in the memory of primary school student Hu Liang, a broken guitar band appeared, four people, all with long hair, Nicholas Zhao Si, Christian Liu Neng, Johnny Song Xiaobao...

Seeing this band appear, the audience laughed for the first time.

Han Han also pursed his lips and smiled lightly, but his smile was different from others. When he heard the broken guitar band, the first thing he thought of was beyond.

The early Huang Jiaju was a band that picked up a broken guitar group.

In the opening 3 minutes, the shots were all spent in the speech of the elementary school students. After the speech was over, the film officially started. For this opening, Han Han silently scored [-] points in his heart, which is neither too good nor too bad.

In the bustling city, Cheng Gong, played by Dapeng, appears. A middle-aged man in his 30s, with shoulder-length hair and light gray hair, has left the footprints of time.

"Is this imitating Master Xing?" Someone whispered in the auditorium.

"No, Dapeng said that his idol is beyond, and Huang Jiaju also has this hairstyle."

At first glance, the hairstyle does look like Master Xing, but combined with the introduction and publicity of the film, it is known that it is an imitation of beyond.

"For three years, I played rock and roll for you for three years, and I earned 76 yuan, after tax, and now I can't afford to smoke."

When manager Cheng Gong saw the artists under him, he first criticized them for a while, and then asked a few elders to dance the dance of Korean girls.

They are all men in their 30s, who can imitate a girl of eighteen or nineteen years old by shaking her waist and twisting her buttocks? Not to mention how embarrassing it is for a few artists.

"Brother Gong, we are rock singers, so we are not suitable for dancing?"

"Rock? Rock or roll, you decide for yourself?" Finding a lollipop and biting on it, Cheng Gong hated iron for being weak.

"Trash, they are all trash, you can't sing, you can't dance, don't sing anymore, I'll take you to Korea, get plastic surgery first, then make your debut as a trainee, and then go back to China for domestic sales."

As soon as Dapeng came out, the audience kept their mouths shut. Listening to his arrangements, many people couldn't laugh or cry.

"God damn it is 76 yuan after tax, I laughed so hard, can 76 yuan pay taxes?"

"Dapeng understands it quite well. He even knows about plastic surgery, debut, and domestic sales. Isn't Bangziguo next door the same way?"

Hearing the laughter from all around, Han Han pondered. It seems that Dapeng has succeeded this time. If the audience doesn't laugh at an excellent comedy, is it still a comedy?
This time he bought a ticket for the Sewing Machine Band, mainly because he saw the promotion on Fang Jing's Weibo, so he came here when he was free.

Not only did he buy the Sewing Machine Band, he also bought the shy Iron Fist.

……

At the 10th minute of the screen, the second male came on stage, and Hu Liang started the video, singing the adapted version of Nothing to Find Cheng Gong, and wanted to ask him to be his agent for a month.

For 50 plastic surgery fees, Cheng Gong went to Ji'an.

As soon as he got off the train, Hu Liang greeted him with a wreath of dead people. Primary school students beat gongs and drums to the rhythm of mourning and music. They also sent him flowers, um, mainly white, supplemented by yellow, and embellished with purple.

Those who didn't know thought it was the first seven.

When he came to the repair shop, Cheng Gong planned to help Hu Liang choose a band. On the second day, there were three applicants.

"Ahem, let's introduce ourselves first, shall we?" After speaking, Cheng Gong turned to look at Hu Liang, as if to say that this is why you said there are many people?
Holding a bottle and drinking a lot of wine, Nazha said calmly: "Ding Jianguo, bass player."

"Ding... your name sounds good, what's the matter with your legs?" Cheng Gong and Hu Liang took a few sneaky glances at the shorts and big white legs.

Although this leg is now wrapped with a bandage, it does not hinder them from viewing it at all, but it is more inexplicable temptation.

"Love is hurt, it's white, thin and long, touch it?"

"Gollum."

Swallowing, Cheng Gong coughed lightly, "Another day."

In the movie theater, many old drivers gave smiles that men can understand. The driveway is a bit secretive. If it weren't for the old drivers who have been driving for more than three years, I might not be able to understand it.

The second applicant was a young man dressed in rags, "Dynamite, drummer, crooked and frivolous, don't have to learn your skills, come here for a living."

"Your name is louder."

The No.3 applicant was an uncle, and before anyone could ask, he raised his hand and said, "Gao Hongjie, tractor driver, I'm here to repair tractors."

"roll!"

With an irresponsible attitude, Cheng Gong helped Hu Liang accept the two players. The next day, Hu Liang took him to find other players, the little girl Xixi's father, the guitar king.

During this period, many interesting things happened, the plot began to unfold, and more and more celebrities cameo, half of them were from the Zhao family class, and they were all voluntary to support.

In the small clinic of Guitar Emperor Yang Shuangshu, seeing many guitars, Han Han's eyes lit up. He also plays music himself, and his vision is higher than that of ordinary audiences, so he can recognize these things.

All of them were either antique guitars or world-renowned guitars. I don't know where Dapeng got them, and he was envious of many of them.

The team members got together and started rehearsing, the performance attracted people, and a series of funny stories happened. The laughter in the movie theater never stopped, with an average of one laughing point every 4 minutes.

Seeing the last chorus without hesitation, Han Han couldn't laugh, Ye Shirong, Huang Guanzhong and others appeared, feeling a little sour for no reason.

(End of this chapter)