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Chapter 252 The Story of the Parrot

Chapter 252 The Story of the Parrot (Part [-])
"I have decided to pursue my girlfriend's mother now, and then get the inheritance of the house, and don't give that bad woman a penny."

"Damn, Xiao Zhang really got the hang of it."

"There is still this kind of divine operation!"

The audience in front of the radio was stunned.

Xia Xing was even more speechless, but thinking about it carefully, after all, there is nothing wrong with a guy pursuing love.

Xia Xing must stop the trafficking of women, but Xia Xing has no reason to stop him if he pursues happiness.

"Okay, then I wish you happiness." All Xia Xing could do was send happiness to this young man.

After all, being able to catch up with a marriage is also a good thing, isn't it?

"Thank you host, I will never be deceived again, I will work hard to realize my dream." Xiao Zhang hung up the phone while talking.

The No.1 viewer's hotline has resulted in [-] messages on the entire message board.

This was something that had never happened in the past few days since Xia Xing left, and it was less than 15 minutes after the show started.

"Thank you very much for this friend who shared his story, I hope my advice can help him out of confusion, our hotline is still open, the number is..., if you have any worries or worries, please call the hotline, the anchor Xia Xing is waiting for you here."

Although Xia Xing was speaking his lines, the topic just now was still being discussed on the message board.

"I don't know if that buddy can counterattack."

"I hope he can succeed and teach that scumbag a lesson."

"That's right, that woman is so vile, taking money from an infatuated man is simply worse than that Rong!"

Just as the audience was discussing, another call came in.

"It seems that everyone misses me very much. The hotline came so quickly." Xia Xing said with a smile.

Soon Xia Xing continued to connect to the second phone: "My friend, what's your name?"

"Hello host, my surname is Ye." A girl's voice came from the microphone.

The girl's voice was a little weak, as if she had just cried.

"Hi Miss Ye, welcome to the midnight heart talk program, may I help you?" Xia Xing asked with a smile.

"Host, your voice seems gentler than before."

"Yeah, I also found out that there are differences between the host and the host."

"That's right, it seems unfair to our male compatriots."

"Is there anything wrong with being gentle with girls?"

……

Just as the audience on the message board was discussing the issue of equality between men and women, a girl's voice came from the radio.

"Host, my boyfriend cheated on another girl."

"Damn, it's so explosive."

"The legendary cheating plot, host, can you do it?"

The girl continued: "My boyfriend is very handsome. We have known each other for a long time. I love him very much and take good care of him. He once cheated on me before, and later he promised not to betray me again, but this time he is with someone else. woman in bed."

Xia Xing laughed and said: "My friend, you have already given him a chance. Since he betrayed you again, it means that he is a very caring man. Since you can't accept it, then don't insist on it."

"Moderator, you don't understand. My boyfriend turned out to be a very good boy. He was very innocent when he first started working, and he never messed around with women. He rushed over, because the environment changed him." The girl said sadly.

Xia Xing thought for a while and asked, "Xiaoye, let me tell you a story.

There was once a lady who was lonely at home alone because her husband was doing business outside.

One day, the woman bought a parrot that was always lively and cheerful, jumping up and down.

But no one thought that the first thing the parrot said was: "Do you want to sleep with me?"

When the lady heard it, she thought to herself: "It's bad, who taught this parrot? When outsiders hear this, they think I taught it. If my husband comes back and hears it and becomes suspicious of me, I'm afraid I'll jump into the Yellow River." I can't wash it off."

So she hurried to the flower and bird market to ask the parrot seller how to correct the parrot's swearing.

The parrot seller had a wicked smile on his face, and said to the lady unhurriedly:

"Hehe, beauty, this parrot was raised by a playboy in the past, and it is still a female parrot.

Maybe it was spoiled by that playboy.

If you really don't want to hear it, you can only talk to it patiently, and it will gradually change. "

As soon as the lady thought, yes, she went home and tried various methods to teach the parrot to speak some elegant language.

But the female parrot is determined, no matter how the lady teaches it, it will only say one sentence over and over again: Do you want to sleep with me?Want to sleep with me?

How to do it?Just when the lady was helpless, she suddenly heard someone say that the priest in the church on the street also kept a very elegant parrot. When people usually go to pray, they never hear the parrot say foul language, and listen to the parrot. Said that the parrot is also a devout Christian, praying most of the time every day.

So the lady went to the priest for help.

After hearing the lady's explanation of her coming, the priest said with embarrassment: "Actually, I didn't deliberately teach it anything. The reason why it is so devout may be because it has been nurtured here for a long time. .”

The priest saw that the lady was very disappointed, so he said: "Well, you bring that parrot to me, and I will put them together. I hope that after a period of time, your parrot will be converted.

I can only do this, and whether it works or not depends on God’s will. . . "

When the lady heard it, she could only do this. Think about it, there is a saying "near the vermilion, the red is the red", so let's try it.So she took the parrot to the priest.

The priest put the two parrots together as promised.

The cage wasn't very big at first, but the female parrot jumped to the side of the male parrot, and when she met the male parrot, she couldn't control herself after all, and finally said loudly, "Want to sleep with me? Want to sleep with me?"

When the male parrot heard this, he suddenly stopped praying, turned to look at the female parrot, and suddenly burst into tears: "Thank God, my wish for so many years has finally come true."

"Pfft! It turns out that the male parrot prays to sleep with the female parrot."

"This magical turning point is so unexpected."

"Haha, I thought the male parrot was bronze, so it turned out to be a king."

The message board suddenly became lively.

After Xia Xing finished telling the story, he said to the girl surnamed Ye: "Miss Ye, have you realized the meaning of this story?"

Xiaoye said: "I understand, there must be a shameless parrot next to him who seduced my boyfriend and wanted to have sex with him."

Xia Xing was a little speechless: "Miss Ye, you still haven't realized it! It's not the girl around you or the environment that changes your boyfriend, but his essence. In fact, your boyfriend is the one who only wants to sleep with someone Parrot."

(End of this chapter)

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