My system, you can't mess with it
Chapter 282 "Laying Spring"
Chapter 282 "Laying Spring" (Fourth)
After Xia Xing signed the autographs for the audience, he saw Meng Ze standing not far away with a gloomy expression.
"Hehe, Mr. Meng, you are still here, do you want my autograph too?" Xia Xing teased.
"Hmph, you're thinking too much, boy, don't be complacent, this time you're being cruel, but I remember you." Meng Ze snorted coldly.
The more successful Xia Xing's program was, the angrier Meng Ze became.
"It seems that Meng Lao is still not convinced. If I write a poem like this, if Meng Lao can read it and understand the essence of it, I will convince you."
Meng Ze snorted coldly: "Hmph, okay, I don't believe you can pass me."
Xia Xing nodded, and took a pen directly.
"I'll write one sentence, how about you read one sentence?" Xia Xing smiled.
"Okay, no problem." Meng Ze nodded.
At this time, many spectators who hadn't left gathered around, wanting to watch the fun.
Zhang Shan frowned: "How can Xiao Xia make this bet with Meng Ze? This old man is an expert in poetry. Which poem can stump him?"
Several colleagues from other radio stations were also worried about Xia Xing.
At this time, Xia Xing had already written the title on the paper.
"Reclining Spring"
Meng Ze read the name of the poem, but frowned. He seemed to have never heard of this poem.
At this time, Xia Xing continued to write the first sentence on the paper.
The dark plum smells the flowers,
Lying branch hurt hate bottom.
Lying like water in the distance,
Easy Toda Spring Green.
the shore is green,
The shore is like green,
The shore is like a dark green.
Meng Ze read it seriously at first, but the more he read it, the more wrong he felt.
At this time, some people on the side couldn't help laughing out loud.
Meng Ze read the whole poem once and immediately became furious.
This poem is clearly the whole person.
I have no culture.
I have a low IQ,
to ask who am I,
A big jackass.
I am a donkey,
I am a donkey,
I am a dumb ass.
"Xia Xing, you bastard, you dare to curse people." Meng Ze pointed at Xia Xing angrily.
Xia Xing did smile lightly: "Is there any curse? Not a single sentence in my poem is curse."
"You, you..." Meng Ze held his chest angrily and almost held his breath.
At this time, all the onlookers saw the meaning of the poem and couldn't help laughing.
"Hooligans are not to be feared, but they are cultured!"
Xia Xing's swearing poem without swear words is absolutely amazing.
Meng Ze pointed at Xia Xing: "Boy, wait for me."
Amidst laughter, Meng Ze left in embarrassment with his assistant.
Xia Xing's personality is like this, if you respect me one foot, I will pay you back. If you are shameless, I will definitely make you shameless.
The first issue of "Huaxia Poetry Conference" was broadcast successfully.
Zhang Shan came over excitedly: "Xia Xing, I did not misread you."
Xia Xing smiled: "Don't be too surprised, brother has always been the one who hovers between Niu A and Niu C."
After hearing Xia Xing's words, Zhang Shan was stunned.
At this time, Jia Jia who was next to him laughed and said, "Director Zhang, you haven't heard the Midnight Heart Talk hosted by Xia Xing, right? Isn't the person who wanders between Niu A and Niu C a Niu B?"
Zhang Shan nodded after hearing this: "It's awesome, it's really awesome."
The program was very successful, and Xia Xing was also very happy.
At this moment, the phone rang.
Xia Xing answered the phone and said with a smile, "Honey, you miss me."
"I saw the "Huaxia Poetry Conference" hosted by you, it's great."
"That's right, my husband's product must be a high-quality product."
Xia Xing smiled and said, "Are you coming back tonight?"
"Of course go back, I'll wait for you at home." Zhao Xiaoying said pitifully.
"Well, I'll go back after get off work." Xia Xing said with a smile.
"I want to drink the black chicken soup you made." Zhao Xiaoying said.
"No problem, I'll buy black-bone chicken for you after get off work, and then we'll..." Xia Xing smiled.
"My assistant Lingling is at our house, please keep your voice down." Zhao Xiaoying said shyly.
"Ah, there is still a big light bulb at home." Xia Xing was a little depressed.
"Okay, that little greedy cat has been pestering me for a long time since I ate the black chicken soup you made last time." Zhao Xiaoying said.
"Don't worry, since she works so hard for my wife, I will reward her well." Xia Xing said with a smile.
"Well, wait for you!"
Just after hanging up the phone, a colleague in charge of statistics said in surprise: "Xia Xing, you're really popular this time."
"Why is it so hot?" Xia Xing froze for a moment.
"Do you know the ratings of your show today? 5.00%, a five-fold increase."
"The audience rating has increased by five times, which is too awesome." Hearing the statistics, everyone was stunned.
"Do you know how many messages there are on the show?" the statistician said again.
"Xiao Zhang, don't play tricks on me, tell me quickly." Jia Jia asked anxiously.
"55, already broke the record of the most popular "The Voice of China" on our station." Xiao Zhang said out of breath.
After hearing the result, there was silence in the office.
It's a miracle that the first episode of a program that ranked No. [-] actually broke the comment record of Shanghai TV Station.
The way everyone looked at Xia Xing changed.
"Mr. Xia, you are really a genius."
"I'm convinced, Mr. Xia, you are definitely a character who hovers between the bull A and the bull C."
At this time, no one in the literary platform called Xia Xing Xiaoxia anymore, but changed their name to Teacher Xia.
Excitement was written on Zhang Shan's face. This time, she was right.
In fact, this result is not surprising.
Because when the show was broadcast, Xia Xing announced the time of the show on Weibo.
As a popular Internet celebrity, he has his own traffic.
Moreover, the quality of his program itself is quite high, and the audience is suitable for all ages.
Many of them originally came to watch the show just for Xia Xing, but they were quickly attracted by the show, and other members of the family were also attracted by the show one after another, and the ratings continued to double.
"Xia Xing, you really created the miracle of our art station!"
"It's amazing, this data is simply explosive."
……
Hearing everyone's flattery, Xia Xing smiled faintly: "Don't be obsessed with brother, brother is a legend."
After get off work, Xia Xing went directly to the vegetable market to buy a black-bone chicken and a fish before returning to Liuhe International.
Just took out the key, and suddenly the door opened.
Zhao Xiaoying opened the door with a warm smile on her face: "Welcome home."
Xia Xing was stunned for a moment: "How do you know I'm back?"
At this time, a playful voice sounded: "Miss Xiaoying has been standing by the window, watching your car come back."
Xia Xing saw that it was Wu Lingling.
"You stinky girl, talk too much." Zhao Xiaoying said angrily.
"Wuwu, don't hit me, I'll pour water for my brother-in-law." Wu Lingling stuck out her tongue and ran to the side.
Zhao Xiaoying took the bag from Xia Xing's hand and said with a smile, "How about this trip abroad?"
Xia Xing smiled and said, "It went well, but the schedule is tight, and I didn't buy anything for you."
Zhao Xiaoying smiled sweetly: "As long as you come back safely, it will be the best gift."
"Hehe, your mouth is so sweet." Xia Xing said, reaching out and pinching Zhao Xiaoying's little nose.
(End of this chapter)
After Xia Xing signed the autographs for the audience, he saw Meng Ze standing not far away with a gloomy expression.
"Hehe, Mr. Meng, you are still here, do you want my autograph too?" Xia Xing teased.
"Hmph, you're thinking too much, boy, don't be complacent, this time you're being cruel, but I remember you." Meng Ze snorted coldly.
The more successful Xia Xing's program was, the angrier Meng Ze became.
"It seems that Meng Lao is still not convinced. If I write a poem like this, if Meng Lao can read it and understand the essence of it, I will convince you."
Meng Ze snorted coldly: "Hmph, okay, I don't believe you can pass me."
Xia Xing nodded, and took a pen directly.
"I'll write one sentence, how about you read one sentence?" Xia Xing smiled.
"Okay, no problem." Meng Ze nodded.
At this time, many spectators who hadn't left gathered around, wanting to watch the fun.
Zhang Shan frowned: "How can Xiao Xia make this bet with Meng Ze? This old man is an expert in poetry. Which poem can stump him?"
Several colleagues from other radio stations were also worried about Xia Xing.
At this time, Xia Xing had already written the title on the paper.
"Reclining Spring"
Meng Ze read the name of the poem, but frowned. He seemed to have never heard of this poem.
At this time, Xia Xing continued to write the first sentence on the paper.
The dark plum smells the flowers,
Lying branch hurt hate bottom.
Lying like water in the distance,
Easy Toda Spring Green.
the shore is green,
The shore is like green,
The shore is like a dark green.
Meng Ze read it seriously at first, but the more he read it, the more wrong he felt.
At this time, some people on the side couldn't help laughing out loud.
Meng Ze read the whole poem once and immediately became furious.
This poem is clearly the whole person.
I have no culture.
I have a low IQ,
to ask who am I,
A big jackass.
I am a donkey,
I am a donkey,
I am a dumb ass.
"Xia Xing, you bastard, you dare to curse people." Meng Ze pointed at Xia Xing angrily.
Xia Xing did smile lightly: "Is there any curse? Not a single sentence in my poem is curse."
"You, you..." Meng Ze held his chest angrily and almost held his breath.
At this time, all the onlookers saw the meaning of the poem and couldn't help laughing.
"Hooligans are not to be feared, but they are cultured!"
Xia Xing's swearing poem without swear words is absolutely amazing.
Meng Ze pointed at Xia Xing: "Boy, wait for me."
Amidst laughter, Meng Ze left in embarrassment with his assistant.
Xia Xing's personality is like this, if you respect me one foot, I will pay you back. If you are shameless, I will definitely make you shameless.
The first issue of "Huaxia Poetry Conference" was broadcast successfully.
Zhang Shan came over excitedly: "Xia Xing, I did not misread you."
Xia Xing smiled: "Don't be too surprised, brother has always been the one who hovers between Niu A and Niu C."
After hearing Xia Xing's words, Zhang Shan was stunned.
At this time, Jia Jia who was next to him laughed and said, "Director Zhang, you haven't heard the Midnight Heart Talk hosted by Xia Xing, right? Isn't the person who wanders between Niu A and Niu C a Niu B?"
Zhang Shan nodded after hearing this: "It's awesome, it's really awesome."
The program was very successful, and Xia Xing was also very happy.
At this moment, the phone rang.
Xia Xing answered the phone and said with a smile, "Honey, you miss me."
"I saw the "Huaxia Poetry Conference" hosted by you, it's great."
"That's right, my husband's product must be a high-quality product."
Xia Xing smiled and said, "Are you coming back tonight?"
"Of course go back, I'll wait for you at home." Zhao Xiaoying said pitifully.
"Well, I'll go back after get off work." Xia Xing said with a smile.
"I want to drink the black chicken soup you made." Zhao Xiaoying said.
"No problem, I'll buy black-bone chicken for you after get off work, and then we'll..." Xia Xing smiled.
"My assistant Lingling is at our house, please keep your voice down." Zhao Xiaoying said shyly.
"Ah, there is still a big light bulb at home." Xia Xing was a little depressed.
"Okay, that little greedy cat has been pestering me for a long time since I ate the black chicken soup you made last time." Zhao Xiaoying said.
"Don't worry, since she works so hard for my wife, I will reward her well." Xia Xing said with a smile.
"Well, wait for you!"
Just after hanging up the phone, a colleague in charge of statistics said in surprise: "Xia Xing, you're really popular this time."
"Why is it so hot?" Xia Xing froze for a moment.
"Do you know the ratings of your show today? 5.00%, a five-fold increase."
"The audience rating has increased by five times, which is too awesome." Hearing the statistics, everyone was stunned.
"Do you know how many messages there are on the show?" the statistician said again.
"Xiao Zhang, don't play tricks on me, tell me quickly." Jia Jia asked anxiously.
"55, already broke the record of the most popular "The Voice of China" on our station." Xiao Zhang said out of breath.
After hearing the result, there was silence in the office.
It's a miracle that the first episode of a program that ranked No. [-] actually broke the comment record of Shanghai TV Station.
The way everyone looked at Xia Xing changed.
"Mr. Xia, you are really a genius."
"I'm convinced, Mr. Xia, you are definitely a character who hovers between the bull A and the bull C."
At this time, no one in the literary platform called Xia Xing Xiaoxia anymore, but changed their name to Teacher Xia.
Excitement was written on Zhang Shan's face. This time, she was right.
In fact, this result is not surprising.
Because when the show was broadcast, Xia Xing announced the time of the show on Weibo.
As a popular Internet celebrity, he has his own traffic.
Moreover, the quality of his program itself is quite high, and the audience is suitable for all ages.
Many of them originally came to watch the show just for Xia Xing, but they were quickly attracted by the show, and other members of the family were also attracted by the show one after another, and the ratings continued to double.
"Xia Xing, you really created the miracle of our art station!"
"It's amazing, this data is simply explosive."
……
Hearing everyone's flattery, Xia Xing smiled faintly: "Don't be obsessed with brother, brother is a legend."
After get off work, Xia Xing went directly to the vegetable market to buy a black-bone chicken and a fish before returning to Liuhe International.
Just took out the key, and suddenly the door opened.
Zhao Xiaoying opened the door with a warm smile on her face: "Welcome home."
Xia Xing was stunned for a moment: "How do you know I'm back?"
At this time, a playful voice sounded: "Miss Xiaoying has been standing by the window, watching your car come back."
Xia Xing saw that it was Wu Lingling.
"You stinky girl, talk too much." Zhao Xiaoying said angrily.
"Wuwu, don't hit me, I'll pour water for my brother-in-law." Wu Lingling stuck out her tongue and ran to the side.
Zhao Xiaoying took the bag from Xia Xing's hand and said with a smile, "How about this trip abroad?"
Xia Xing smiled and said, "It went well, but the schedule is tight, and I didn't buy anything for you."
Zhao Xiaoying smiled sweetly: "As long as you come back safely, it will be the best gift."
"Hehe, your mouth is so sweet." Xia Xing said, reaching out and pinching Zhao Xiaoying's little nose.
(End of this chapter)
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