My system, you can't mess with it

Chapter 486 Too immoral
Seeing this complaint, netizens were immediately overjoyed.

"Damn it, it really looks alike after a closer look!"

"What the hell is learning from the Western Paradise!"

"I don't feel right. I came back from eating hot pot."

"Xia Shen is indeed a professional joker, this is invincible."

"Haha, as expected of God Xia, you can even spit out so well."

"I think watching Xia Xing's chicken soup for the soul is more interesting than this Spring Festival Gala."

"No wonder the director scolded Xia Xing on the Internet for not fighting back, so he held back his big move."

"That's right, God Xia won't suffer easily, it's not that he doesn't report that the time has not come yet."

Following Xia Xing's complaints, his fans immediately launched a storm of complaints on the Weibo of the Spring Festival Gala.

"Director of the Spring Festival Gala, is this year's theme food?"

"Haha, it's just too funny. A few hosts stepped on hot pots and fell from the sky. Is it really good?"

Now, Xia Xing's fans are amazing.

More than 1 million fans, that's no joke.

Soon, Xia Xing's complaint spread all over the Internet, and even the opening of the hot pot was already on the hot search.

……

Seeing Xia Xing's complaints, Zhao Lili couldn't help laughing: "Brother-in-law, your complaints are so funny, the more I look at those hosts, the more they look like hot pot."

Zhao Xiaoying was also speechless: "You really hold a grudge, you really went to complain."

"Brother-in-law's joke is too funny, if it doesn't work, I'll forward it too."

Xia Xing smiled faintly.

At the beginning Xia Xing wrote the skit script for Tian Zhou, you don't have to like it, you don't have to scold me in front of all Chinese people!
At that time, Xia Xing had no time to talk to him, and now he has nothing to do at night, so of course he would not miss the opportunity to complain.

And when it comes to complaining, which year's Spring Festival Gala in the previous life didn't complain, but Xia Xing had a lot of jokes.

……

This opening dance is even more prosperous.

The entire screen was completely red, and the actors were also wearing red clothes. Xia Xing felt dizzy watching it, so he started complaining for the second time.

"The saturation of this year's Spring Festival Gala can only be described with a sentence of booming and trance hahaha!"

This complaint has been recognized by the audience.

"I'm going, it's too messy, it's so red that my eyes are dazzled."

"Are all the sausages hanging here? I'm hungry."

The whole Spring Festival Gala is said to be promoting newcomers, but the songs are all old songs from the past.

The skit was even more speechless, and there was no laughing point in the whole skit, and even some audience members at the scene were about to fall asleep.

In particular, the cross talk is performed by Jia Kun, a famous Chinese cross talk performing artist.

However, Jia Kun is too old, and the jokes are all decades ago, which makes the audience unable to laugh at all. Most importantly, his themes are so positive, it is almost like a political lesson.

After watching halfway through, the audience on the Internet is already powerless to complain.

Nima, this Spring Festival Gala is too boring.

That is, there is not a single good song, the cross talk is rubbish, and the whole sketch has no brains and no laughing points.

Look at the Liao TV Spring Festival Gala, that "Selling Abductees" is a sketch that really belongs to our common people.

"Yes, it's just too boring."

At this time, Xia Xing posted another Weibo: "Halfway through the Spring Festival Gala, I am suddenly looking forward to what the final ending song will be."

Xia Xing's complaints made the netizens laugh again.

"Haha, same as I thought."

"This Spring Festival Gala is so boring, I'm sleepy watching it."

"I can't complain about this kind of rubbish show, there are too many slots."

The atmosphere of the whole party was very embarrassing, most of them were slogan programs.

Especially language programs, there is nothing to watch at all.

At this time, many netizens began to complain.

"Didn't the chief director say Xia Xing's script was rubbish? I don't see any rubbish in these language sketches, they are definitely even more rubbish!"

"That's right, look at the "Selling Abductions" written by Xia Xing. It's both educational and funny. It's not on the same level."

"I heard that "Not Bad Money" is going to be on the Spring Festival Gala tomorrow, but the director of the Spring Festival Gala said rubbish, but after watching the Spring Festival Gala, I am looking forward to it more and more."

"Tomorrow there will be Shanghai TV's Spring Festival Gala, and Xia Xing will have a cross talk."

"Haha, you must watch it!"

As the Spring Festival Gala continued, Xia Xing kept complaining.

Two Chinese martial arts stars, Fang Long and Wu Jing, came on stage to sing. Xia Xing complained: "Two martial arts stars came on stage, and you let them sing. What the audience expects is for them to fight!"

Another cross talk between two newcomers.

The laugh was embarrassing, and almost no one laughed in the audience.

Xia Xing continued to complain: "Everyone is too disrespectful to the director. Although there is no laughing point, everyone should squeeze out a few smiles. Why do you look like you are about to fall asleep?"

But Xia Xing didn't complain about all the programs, Xia Xing also praised some good programs.

In the end, many of Xia Xing's fans stopped watching the Spring Festival Gala at all and watched Xia Xing's complaints on Weibo.

One viewer even bluntly said that now the only motivation for me to watch the Spring Festival Gala is because of Xia Xing’s complaints. I don’t know what Xia Xing’s jokes mean without watching the show!

Zhao Lili on the side even brushed Weibo: "Brother-in-law, this program is too rubbish, let me make complaints about it."

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Finally the Spring Festival Gala ended, and Xia Xing finally published a summary.

At 8 o'clock on New Year's Eve, the Spring Festival Gala came as scheduled.If you don't watch the Spring Festival Gala by the TV, it feels like a holiday.The curtain of the Spring Festival Gala opened on time, and the audience was hungry~ Hot pot, barbecue, sausage, whatever you want, in fact, I couldn’t complain about half of it, because there were too many embarrassing points, and there were so many that I couldn’t complain!Did the audience laugh?No, you can recommend newcomers, but the songs you use are all old songs. Do you think the original singers will be worse than these newcomers?Singing and dancing are all crowd tactics, so the director can make some snacks!Is this what you call a cultural feast for the common people?I can only say that as a patriotic blockbuster, the purpose is achieved. "

At this moment, Tian Zhou, the director of the Spring Festival Gala, looked at Xia Xing's Weibo and was so angry that he almost spit out his old blood.

In fact, at the beginning he complained about Xia Xing because he and Fang Bo had a good relationship, they just had dinner together the day before, and Fang Bo said Xia Xing was too crazy.

At that time, Tian Zhou said that he wanted to show Xia Xing some color.

Sure enough, he did it, and Xia Xing didn't dare fart.

He was very proud at first, but he didn't expect that Xia Xing didn't plan to take revenge, but wanted to do it after the show started!

Especially the jokes on Xia Xing's weibo almost surprised Tian Zhou and the other directors.

He can find points to complain about in almost every program, and he can write a paragraph.

You don’t enjoy writing a joke, and you write one by one. In one Spring Festival Gala, you wrote nearly a hundred jokes and complained one by one. You are so bored and uncomfortable, aren’t you?

Especially under the leadership of Xia Xing, there was a lot of scolding on the Internet, and Tian Zhou's face was as angry as a pig's liver.

Xia Xing, you are so wicked.

(End of this chapter)