My system, you can't mess with it

Chapter 495 New Mission

Throughout the cross talk, Xia Xing is describing all kinds of unfortunate things that a small person has to do in order to become famous.

This includes director issues and actor issues.

At the same time, it also describes the fierce and even cruel competition among peers for the Spring Festival Gala, and satirizes some chaos in the show business and cross talk circles.

In fact, this cross talk was Xia Xing's counterattack against Tian Zhou and Jiang Yan.

When Tian Zhou scolded so badly on the Internet, Xia Xing was regarded as a negative example by Jiang Yan. It is not Xia Xing's character to let it go if he is scolded.

He was holding back his big move, and at this time he returned it to the opponent in one breath.

This heavy punch was indeed not light, and the faces of the two people turned blue from anger, especially Jiang Yan almost had a heart attack.

Yu Fei: "Xia Xing, I read on the Internet that people said that you are not good at basic skills."

Xia Xing: "I am not good at basic skills? Who said that, has he heard me talk about cross talk? Just say that I am not good at basic skills? Let me tell you, my basic skills are good."

Yu Fei: "It doesn't count if you just talk, you have to let everyone listen."

Xia Xing: "Okay, what do you want to hear?"

Yu Fei: "Why don't you give us Duan Guankou."

Xia Xing: "No problem, I'll give you a simple name of the dish."

"Our restaurant has steamed lamb, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chick, roasted goose, braised pig, braised duck, sauced chicken, bacon, pine flower, small belly..."

Xia Xing started to use his super speed speech again.

For a long section of dish names, Xia Xing barely paused, and finished it in less than 20 seconds.

call!
Xia Xing let out a long breath.

Yu Fei: "You are too fast."

Xia Xing: "Average is second in the world."

Yu Fei: "Then who is number one?"

Xia Xing: "I dare to say number two, no one dares to say number one."

Hearing Xia Xing's words, those celebrities in the cross talk world couldn't help scoffing, this kid is too crazy.

There were still many unconvinced people who wanted to try it, but only after they tried it did they find out that Xia Xing hadn't lied, Xia Xing had spent 20 seconds, and they got 35 seconds.

Although there is only a gap of 15 seconds, it is too far away.

I was dissatisfied, but what they said was true, no one could break Xia Xing's record.

Yu Fei continued: "Then can you sing a ditty, please sing me a traditional "Send Your Lover"."

Xia Xing: "What about "Send Your Lover", I created one myself."

Yu Fei: "What did you create yourself?"

Xia Xing: "I wrote a song called "Song of the Five Rings"."

"Ah fifth ring, you have one more ring than fourth ring."

"Ah fifth ring, you have one ring less than sixth ring"

"Finally one day you will cultivate to the seventh ring"

"What should I do if I reach the seventh ring?"

"You have two rings more than the fifth ring."

Hearing Xia Xing's song, the audience burst out laughing.

Xia Xing has a Beijing-style accent, accompanied by funny lyrics, and everyone is drunk.

In front of the TV, Jiang Yan also gasped.

This guy's basics are pretty good. He's no rookie, he's very good at both Guankou and Minor.

The most important thing is that this ditty is still created by others. Although it is a little superficial, it is very flavorful.

There was thunderous applause and applause continuously.

"Who said Xia Xing's foundation is poor?"

"Haha, whoever brazenly says that they don't want Xia Xing to be a fan."

"I've heard the cross talk that guy talked about. To be honest, he's not worthy of lifting Xia Xing's shoes."

At the end of the whole cross talk, 400 cross talk actors will talk about a show together, and they want to be one of them.

Isn't this a satire of Jiang Yan's group cross talk in the Spring Festival Gala?

However, although there are not as exaggerated as four hundred, there are more than ten.

"I" has been waiting at the door since June. In order to please the director of the show, "I" even helped the director walk his dog. These are all satires on Tian Zhou.

Some changes were made to Xia Xing's cross talk.

Didn’t you all criticize me on the Internet for my poor basic skills in cross talk?
I will use the basic skills of cross talk to kill you in seconds.

Amid the applause of the people, Xia Xing and Yu Fei bowed and stepped off the stage.

However, no one criticized Xia Xing on the Internet.

Why?Don't dare!
Among other things, no one can compare to this Guankou alone.

Xia Xing's fans were hooked after watching the cross talk.

"This cross talk is so nice."

"Yeah, I laughed from beginning to end."

"That's right, this is the cross talk that the common people love!"

……

Xia Xing was also sitting in front of the TV, watching the show.

Zhao Xiaoying: "Xia Xing didn't expect you to be so sneaky in your cross talk."

Xia Xing looked proud: "Of course, who am I?"

"You, you, are a monster."

Xia Xing shook his head: "Wrong, I'm not an evildoer, evildoers can't hide my excellence anymore."

Just when Xia Xing was proud, the phone rang suddenly.

Zhao Lili smiled from the side: "Brother-in-law, Tian Zhou and Jiang Yan were all dumbfounded. They said they were going to scold you, but they didn't post a single Weibo."

Xia Xing smiled faintly: "Do they dare to post it? They can't compare to my unique skill."

Just when Xia Xing was proud, his cell phone rang suddenly.

"The Style Bar has a mission, I'll give you an hour."

Tang Shan's cold voice came from the phone.

Xia Xing knew that Tang Shan, a girl, went to special training some time ago, and she came back at some time.

Before Xia Xing could speak, there was a "beep" from the opposite side, and the sound of the phone hanging up.

"Who is it?" Zhao Xiaoying asked curiously.

Xia Xing said: "Oh, a friend, I'll go out first."

"Brother-in-law? What kind of friend, are you looking for women outside behind my sister and me again?" Zhao Lili asked aside.

She was beside Xia Xing just now, but she heard a woman's voice coming from inside.

Xia Xing gave Zhao Lili a hard look: "You deserve a beating again, don't you?"

Zhao Xiaoying glanced at Xia Xing and said, "Lily, what are you talking about, I believe your brother-in-law."

Xia Xing smiled: "Xiaoying still understands me. There are some things that I can't talk about, but you will know in the future."

Saying that, Xia Xing kissed Zhao Xiaoying, but ignored Zhao Lili, turned and left the room.

Xia Xing came to the Style Bar, and saw a beautiful proprietress on the bar counter bartending drinks.

Because Xia Xing's house is not far from Fengqing Bar, Xia Xing arrived in less than 10 minutes.

Looking around, maybe he came too early, but Tang Shan didn't arrive.

"What is the mission, so urgent?"

Xia Xing smiled at the proprietress: "Boss, let's have a cup of Bloody Love."

"Bloody love? There is only one cup a day, and today's has already been adjusted."

Xia Xing frowned: "Then can I adjust it myself?"

"You adjust it yourself?" The proprietress sneered.

Bloody Love is very difficult in the bartending world, and it is very difficult to make it without seven or eight years of bartending experience. He does not believe that Xia Xing, a layman, can make such a high-end wine.

"Yes." The proprietress nodded and gave Xia Xing the position of bartending.

I saw Xia Xing picked up a few wine glasses from the bar and began to mix drinks.

(End of this chapter)