The super mad doctor of the school flower

Chapter 187 Dude, please drink your urine!

Zhang Xiaoyu glanced at him, and explained: "Isn't this obvious, it's a racing car with a person in my arms!"

"Then you did the same comparison last time?" Chen Ye asked.

Zhang Xiaoyu nodded: "That's right, I lost the car to him, just thinking about it makes me angry."

"Your GTR can't beat P1 in the first place, not to mention that your skills may not be as good as his, so it's strange if you don't lose." Chen Ye shook his head and smiled, and then asked: "Actually, what I'm most curious about is that you competed with him last time." At that time, what was in your arms?"

Zhang Xiaoyu said angrily: "Nonsense, of course it is a woman who is hugging. Does my mother still hug a big man?"

"Ugh!"

Chen Yechang sighed: "It seems that you are indeed a lesbian, no wonder you have been coveting the beauty of our Xue'er."

"I'm the same size as you, my wife's sexual orientation is normal!" Zhang Xiaoyu pinched him.

At this time, Jiang Longjun in the McLaren next to him yelled again: "Zhang Xiaoyu, just give up your heart and wait to be my slut! No matter how modified this Santana is, it is impossible to outrun me." car!"

However, while he was speaking, Chen Ye suddenly shook his head——

"Pooh!"

He spit it out.

What's more, it just spit into Jiang Longjun's mouth accurately, without a slight error, which shows how great Chen Daxia's concealed weapon skills are.

Before Jiang Longjun understood, he covered his mouth and shouted, "Damn, what the hell got into my mouth."

"Hey, this way!"

Chen Ye waved at him and said with a smile: "I'm so sorry, I'm holding back a mouthful of phlegm, and I can't spit it out quickly, but I didn't expect it to be so coincidental that I spit it into your mouth. I'm so sorry..."

"What! This is your phlegm... vomit!"

Jiang Longjun pinched his throat and lay on the side of the car window and retched, but after vomiting for a long time, he didn't spit out anything, he could only spit desperately.

"Water, find me mineral water!"

Jiang Longjun yelled, and quickly searched in the car, but he couldn't find it after searching for a long time.

Chen Ye couldn't help being happy when he saw this, and glanced at the half bottle of water left in the car, told Zhang Xiaoyu to turn his head away, unzipped his pants chain, took out the faucet, and sprinkled dozens of milliliters of holy water into it.

The amount of this holy water is not much, mixed with half a bottle of mineral water, there is almost no difference.

Chen Ye's movement was done in one go, and it took less than ten seconds.

Before even zipping up his trousers, he tightened the bottle cap and threw it at Jiang Longjun: "Brother, I'm really sorry, I didn't mean to spit, this water was just drunk by Xiaoyu, I think you won't mind, you Go ahead and rinse your mouth."

"Good good!"

Jiang Longjun excitedly took the half bottle of water.

Of course, he would not refuse the water that the beauty drank. He unscrewed the cap and took a sip into his mouth, wanting to rinse his mouth.

But as soon as he took this sip into his mouth, he felt something wrong. After rinsing his mouth, he spat it out and asked in doubt, "What kind of water is this? Why does it taste weird?"

Chen Ye shook his head and said, "How could it be weird? Xiao Yu drank it just now. It's your tongue problem, right?"

Although Zhang Xiaoyu turned his head away just now, he also knew what Chen Ye had done. At this moment, resisting the urge to laugh, he nodded and said, "That's right. I just drank it just now. The taste is normal. Is there something wrong with your tongue?"

Jiang Longjun scratched his head, raised his head and took another sip, then spat it out again: "No, it obviously has a foul smell, I can't smell it wrong."

"Oh!"

Chen Ye screamed suddenly: "I suddenly remembered, something is wrong! This water can't be drunk!"

"puff……"

Jiang Longjun hastily sprayed out the water and exclaimed, "What do you mean?"

"There was a bit of a traffic jam on the way here just now, and I suddenly felt an urgency to urinate, so I picked up the half-drunk mineral water bottle and urinated. Just now, seeing you looking for water in such a hurry, I actually forgot about it. Oh my god, it's all my fault, brother, you drank your urine, I'm really sorry!"

Chen Ye beat his chest, and said with a sad face. Those who didn't know really thought how regretful he was, not to mention his superb acting skills...

"What... what! Is this fucking urine?!"

Jiang Longjun yelled, threw the water bottle in his hand on the ground, lay down by the car window and vomited wildly.

This time it was definitely not retching, I almost vomited out the overnight meal.

Chen Ye quickly started the car and drove forward for a while to prevent the unpleasant smell from wafting over.

Jiang Longjun vomited for a full 10 minutes before he finally calmed down. He started the car to keep pace with Santana, pointed at Chen Ye and shouted, "You're fucking playing me on purpose, fuck. !"

Chen Ye cleared his throat and said, "To tell you the truth, I am the king of the generation that destroyed the Great Qin. People call me the overlord of Western Chu. You can call me the king, or you can call me the king."

Jiang Longjun froze for a moment: "You are fucking crazy!"

"No, no, only people who drink other people's urine are really crazy." Chen Ye said without stopping.

"Hold!"

Jiang Longjun cursed loudly, and shouted: "Damn it, drive! You will know how to use your tongue. When I win you, watch how I fuck your woman! I will do it in front of your face!"

"Since you want to die, let's start."

Chen Ye tapped the accelerator a few times with his feet, and the deep sound was like the roar of a sleeping beast.

Jiang Longjun picked up a remote control in the car and pressed it, and a red countdown timer immediately lit up on a pole by the side of the road. This was the timer they installed themselves for racing.

ten!
Nine!
Eight!
With the beating of the countdown, both of them tapped the accelerator, and the thick sound made the blood boil.

When the countdown reached zero, both cars ejected and headed straight for the Panshan Highway.

Logically speaking, Chen Ye's car does not have an advantage in terms of acceleration. After all, it is a manual transmission, while Jiang Longjun's is a dual-clutch with the fastest shifting speed.

But in reality, this is not the case.

The speed of Chen Ye's manual shifting is no slower than that of dual-clutch.

The two cars went side by side, and after entering the Panshan Highway, they soon ushered in the first curve, and Jiang Longjun was on the inside of the curve, occupying an absolute advantage. He was going to drift his tail strongly and completely overtake Chen Ye.

But what he didn't expect was that Chen Ye actually rushed forward regardless of his blocking the way, completely ignoring the danger of a collision.

"Damn, this madman!"

Jiang Longjun cursed loudly, and hastily shifted to the side.

But despite this, he was still slow to hide, and only heard a "snap", and his car was hit by Chen Ye.

"My grass and mud horse!"

Jiang Longjun cursed, but Chen Ye overtook him.

After scolding, he calmed down, because he found a serious problem, the cornering speed of this broken Santana was much faster than him, otherwise it would be impossible to hit him and overtake!

A broken Santana can be modified so fiercely!
While Jiang Longjun was startled, he stepped on the accelerator and chased desperately. After all, he only wanted to fuck Zhang Xiaoyu, and didn't want to kneel down and sing conquest...

(End of this chapter)