The super mad doctor of the school flower
Chapter 53 Hello Teacher, Goodbye Teacher
Chapter 53 Hello Teacher, Goodbye Teacher
The whole class was dead silent!
Even skipping class can be said so aboveboard, so exciting, so exciting, this Chen Ye is really a talent.
After a brief silence, thunderous applause followed.
Although it is said that Chen Ye seduced the school belle's heart and is the public enemy of boys, most people admire his courage.
"If you team up and skip class, count me in."
After the words fell, a short and thin boy stood up.
The moment he saw this guy, Chen Ye felt a little skeptical about his life. This guy is too ugly!
It doesn't matter if he is not tall, he is still thin like a monkey, especially his face, the big nose takes up one-third, his eyes are not much bigger than soybeans, his mouth is crooked like a fish, his chin is still It is upturned, and at first glance it looks like the monster in Journey to the West.
"Okay, let's go."
Chen Ye strode out, and the ugly buddy hurriedly followed.
"Class is on! You two are still not in, do you want to skip class?!" Math teacher Li Dazhong stood in the corridor and yelled.
Chen Ye hurriedly stopped: "Hello, teacher!"
Li Dazhong nodded in satisfaction, and was about to continue his lecture, but at this moment Chen Ye said with a smile: "Goodbye, teacher."
After finishing his words, he turned around and strode towards the stairway.
"you!"
Li Dazhong felt like he was being tricked, and his face was livid with anger.
The ugly buddy saw that Chen Ye was so good, and his admiration was like a torrent of river water. When his mind became hot, he gave Li Dazhong a middle finger, and chased after Chen Ye.
"Bastard! Stop for me!"
Li Dazhong waved his fingers and yelled, but the ugly guy ran away without even looking back.
After catching up with Chen Ye, the ugly guy hastily reported his name: "Hello, big brother, my name is Xia Jian, it's really great to skip class with you."
Despicable?
Regarding this name, Chen Ye was also unable to complain.
He shook his head with a wry smile and said, "Who said I skipped class? I won a bet with Li Dazhong last Friday. According to the agreement, I don't have to go to math class in the future."
"what?!"
Xia Jian jumped up all over: "Why didn't you say earlier, I didn't come to class last Friday, so I didn't know about it at all."
"So you can ask for more blessings." Chen Ye patted him on the shoulder.
Xia Jian suddenly wept.
The already ugly face suddenly became even uglier: "Brother, you are too stupid, I am dead now, I gave him the middle finger just now."
Chen Ye sighed: "Men, what are you afraid of if you want to die?"
Xia Jian was silent for a moment, nodded and said: "My brother is right, I'm afraid he's a bird, let's have fun first. How about we go play basketball?"
Chen Ye nodded: "Let's go."
Xia Jian hurriedly followed, probably seeing that Chen Ye was new here, and he kept bragging while walking——
"Brother, don't look at me so ugly now, I was actually very handsome before!"
Xia Jian sighed long, and said: "It is said that when I was just born, my father cried hoarsely for a month and a half, and he couldn't believe that I was his child even if he beat him to death. Later, in order to prove her innocence, my mother, I took my father to the hospital for a paternity test. Guess what?"
Seeing that Chen Ye didn't speak, Xia Jian continued: "At that time, the doctor opened the quilt and cried after just looking at it, wiping his nose and saying, 'Go back, this is not your son, nor anyone else's, human beings can't give birth to it. Such a handsome child...' At this time, a nurse intern came over, took out a marriage contract, forced my handprints on it, and let go of the coiled hair, and murmured to me:' Keep your long hair for you, if you don’t marry you in this life, don’t cut your long hair, clear the lamps and ancient Buddhas, and comb your own boudoir...'"
Xia Jian sighed, and continued with emotion on his face: "When I was 15 years old, I didn't dare to go to school. It's not that I didn't go to school. I didn't dare to go to kindergarten for a long time. All the children and teachers in the kindergarten were crazy. Yes, my face was swollen like a watermelon from the little girl's kiss."
"The TV program team came to interview me. The beauty carrying the camera fainted three times. The girl in charge of the transcript abruptly wrote Chinese into Greek and Roman."
"Later, I was really tired of this kind of life of being sought after by others. I ran to the edge of the cliff alone, feeling extremely depressed. I looked into the distance and shouted loudly: 'I'm not handsome!' Suddenly, a voice from heaven came from the sky: 'No , you lied, you are the most handsome!' I was silent for a long time, and finally jumped off the cliff, landing on my face first, and became what I am now. But I don't regret it, because it turns out that God was wrong, and I wasn't The most handsome."
"Blow, keep blowing!"
Chen Ye used to think that he was the best braggart, but only now did he realize that there are people out there who are out of this world.
……
The two came to the basketball court and just got the ball when the school's announcement sounded——
"Hey, is Chen Ye from class 369 here? Are you at school? I'm Li Xiaoguo, a freshman in high school. Today, my aunt will officially notify you in front of all the teachers and students in the school. I want to pick you up, regardless of whether you agree or not. From now on, you are my boyfriend."
The school's radio, whether in the classroom or on the roadside, all have loudspeakers.
All of a sudden, no matter which teaching building, the students were booing wildly, especially the class 369 where Chen Ye was, and the class where Li Xiaoguo was.
On the basketball court, Chen Ye was in a daze.
He really didn't expect that the one who was rescued from the gangsters at the food stall back then would be such a disaster!
This crazy girl hasn't fully developed her body yet, so she keeps yelling to fuck him time and time again.
And what he didn't expect was that this crazy girl was in the same school as him, so wouldn't there be no peace forever?
When Chen Ye was depressed, the broadcast sound came again——
"Chen Ye, come to the studio to see me right away. If you don't come, it will be considered that you are the man who is the aunt by default. You...don't grab my microphone! I haven't finished talking yet! Don't grab..."
The sound stopped abruptly.
There is no doubt that a teacher rushed into the studio and stopped this crazy girl.
After a short period of madness, all the teachers and students in the school started class again.
On the basketball court, Xia Jian looked at Chen Ye with a face full of shock: "Brother, you are a beast, you don't even let the minors in the first year of high school go!"
Chen Ye: "..."
He himself is powerless to complain, how can he not let the underage go, obviously the underage doesn't let him go!
Chen Ye originally planned to ignore it, but at this time his cell phone rang, it was Li Xiaoguo's call.
"Grass, you crazy bitch, what the hell are you trying to do?"
Chen Ye cursed after answering the phone, but Li Xiaoguo was not only not angry, but giggled: "I don't want to do anything, what I want to do most is you, big brother."
"day……"
Chen Ye couldn't help but cursed.
This woman is simply more shameless than him.
I really don't know whether to say that she is young and ignorant or that she is too thick-skinned, she speaks without any shame at all!How shameless!So nasty!
(End of this chapter)
The whole class was dead silent!
Even skipping class can be said so aboveboard, so exciting, so exciting, this Chen Ye is really a talent.
After a brief silence, thunderous applause followed.
Although it is said that Chen Ye seduced the school belle's heart and is the public enemy of boys, most people admire his courage.
"If you team up and skip class, count me in."
After the words fell, a short and thin boy stood up.
The moment he saw this guy, Chen Ye felt a little skeptical about his life. This guy is too ugly!
It doesn't matter if he is not tall, he is still thin like a monkey, especially his face, the big nose takes up one-third, his eyes are not much bigger than soybeans, his mouth is crooked like a fish, his chin is still It is upturned, and at first glance it looks like the monster in Journey to the West.
"Okay, let's go."
Chen Ye strode out, and the ugly buddy hurriedly followed.
"Class is on! You two are still not in, do you want to skip class?!" Math teacher Li Dazhong stood in the corridor and yelled.
Chen Ye hurriedly stopped: "Hello, teacher!"
Li Dazhong nodded in satisfaction, and was about to continue his lecture, but at this moment Chen Ye said with a smile: "Goodbye, teacher."
After finishing his words, he turned around and strode towards the stairway.
"you!"
Li Dazhong felt like he was being tricked, and his face was livid with anger.
The ugly buddy saw that Chen Ye was so good, and his admiration was like a torrent of river water. When his mind became hot, he gave Li Dazhong a middle finger, and chased after Chen Ye.
"Bastard! Stop for me!"
Li Dazhong waved his fingers and yelled, but the ugly guy ran away without even looking back.
After catching up with Chen Ye, the ugly guy hastily reported his name: "Hello, big brother, my name is Xia Jian, it's really great to skip class with you."
Despicable?
Regarding this name, Chen Ye was also unable to complain.
He shook his head with a wry smile and said, "Who said I skipped class? I won a bet with Li Dazhong last Friday. According to the agreement, I don't have to go to math class in the future."
"what?!"
Xia Jian jumped up all over: "Why didn't you say earlier, I didn't come to class last Friday, so I didn't know about it at all."
"So you can ask for more blessings." Chen Ye patted him on the shoulder.
Xia Jian suddenly wept.
The already ugly face suddenly became even uglier: "Brother, you are too stupid, I am dead now, I gave him the middle finger just now."
Chen Ye sighed: "Men, what are you afraid of if you want to die?"
Xia Jian was silent for a moment, nodded and said: "My brother is right, I'm afraid he's a bird, let's have fun first. How about we go play basketball?"
Chen Ye nodded: "Let's go."
Xia Jian hurriedly followed, probably seeing that Chen Ye was new here, and he kept bragging while walking——
"Brother, don't look at me so ugly now, I was actually very handsome before!"
Xia Jian sighed long, and said: "It is said that when I was just born, my father cried hoarsely for a month and a half, and he couldn't believe that I was his child even if he beat him to death. Later, in order to prove her innocence, my mother, I took my father to the hospital for a paternity test. Guess what?"
Seeing that Chen Ye didn't speak, Xia Jian continued: "At that time, the doctor opened the quilt and cried after just looking at it, wiping his nose and saying, 'Go back, this is not your son, nor anyone else's, human beings can't give birth to it. Such a handsome child...' At this time, a nurse intern came over, took out a marriage contract, forced my handprints on it, and let go of the coiled hair, and murmured to me:' Keep your long hair for you, if you don’t marry you in this life, don’t cut your long hair, clear the lamps and ancient Buddhas, and comb your own boudoir...'"
Xia Jian sighed, and continued with emotion on his face: "When I was 15 years old, I didn't dare to go to school. It's not that I didn't go to school. I didn't dare to go to kindergarten for a long time. All the children and teachers in the kindergarten were crazy. Yes, my face was swollen like a watermelon from the little girl's kiss."
"The TV program team came to interview me. The beauty carrying the camera fainted three times. The girl in charge of the transcript abruptly wrote Chinese into Greek and Roman."
"Later, I was really tired of this kind of life of being sought after by others. I ran to the edge of the cliff alone, feeling extremely depressed. I looked into the distance and shouted loudly: 'I'm not handsome!' Suddenly, a voice from heaven came from the sky: 'No , you lied, you are the most handsome!' I was silent for a long time, and finally jumped off the cliff, landing on my face first, and became what I am now. But I don't regret it, because it turns out that God was wrong, and I wasn't The most handsome."
"Blow, keep blowing!"
Chen Ye used to think that he was the best braggart, but only now did he realize that there are people out there who are out of this world.
……
The two came to the basketball court and just got the ball when the school's announcement sounded——
"Hey, is Chen Ye from class 369 here? Are you at school? I'm Li Xiaoguo, a freshman in high school. Today, my aunt will officially notify you in front of all the teachers and students in the school. I want to pick you up, regardless of whether you agree or not. From now on, you are my boyfriend."
The school's radio, whether in the classroom or on the roadside, all have loudspeakers.
All of a sudden, no matter which teaching building, the students were booing wildly, especially the class 369 where Chen Ye was, and the class where Li Xiaoguo was.
On the basketball court, Chen Ye was in a daze.
He really didn't expect that the one who was rescued from the gangsters at the food stall back then would be such a disaster!
This crazy girl hasn't fully developed her body yet, so she keeps yelling to fuck him time and time again.
And what he didn't expect was that this crazy girl was in the same school as him, so wouldn't there be no peace forever?
When Chen Ye was depressed, the broadcast sound came again——
"Chen Ye, come to the studio to see me right away. If you don't come, it will be considered that you are the man who is the aunt by default. You...don't grab my microphone! I haven't finished talking yet! Don't grab..."
The sound stopped abruptly.
There is no doubt that a teacher rushed into the studio and stopped this crazy girl.
After a short period of madness, all the teachers and students in the school started class again.
On the basketball court, Xia Jian looked at Chen Ye with a face full of shock: "Brother, you are a beast, you don't even let the minors in the first year of high school go!"
Chen Ye: "..."
He himself is powerless to complain, how can he not let the underage go, obviously the underage doesn't let him go!
Chen Ye originally planned to ignore it, but at this time his cell phone rang, it was Li Xiaoguo's call.
"Grass, you crazy bitch, what the hell are you trying to do?"
Chen Ye cursed after answering the phone, but Li Xiaoguo was not only not angry, but giggled: "I don't want to do anything, what I want to do most is you, big brother."
"day……"
Chen Ye couldn't help but cursed.
This woman is simply more shameless than him.
I really don't know whether to say that she is young and ignorant or that she is too thick-skinned, she speaks without any shame at all!How shameless!So nasty!
(End of this chapter)
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