The super mad doctor of the school flower
Chapter 82 Dirt is an Art
Chapter 82 Dirt is an Art
Hearing the voice on the phone, Chen Ye was taken aback, feeling familiar.
After thinking about it carefully, he quickly remembered who it was, and said angrily: "You crazy woman, what are you doing, do you want to fight with me?"
Zhang Xiaoyu snorted coldly: "Smelly shameless, thoughts are always so shameless!"
At the same time, Sun Zixuan on the side also looked at Chen Ye with contempt: "You are too obscene, filthy, you simply capitalized filthy!"
"Oh, sister, you are wrong to say that."
Chen Ye put down the phone, looked at Sun Zixuan and said meaningfully: "Dirtyness is a kind of state and an art! As the saying goes, a real gentleman not only loves beautiful women, but also has dirty thoughts. Only when we reach a new realm and reach a new height can we be praised by people. And I am such a gentleman who dares to be the first and is willing to dedicate himself to art."
Sun Zixuan rolled her eyes, speechless: "You won."
Facing a person who can explain her shameless thoughts so well, what else can she do but admit defeat?
"You should think about it carefully!"
Patting Sun Zixuan on the shoulder, Chen Ye put the phone back to his ear: "Hey, crazy lady, are you still there?"
"Bastard, my mother is calling you, how dare you leave me to talk to others!" Zhang Xiaoyu yelled angrily.
Chen Ye smiled calmly: "Crazy like you, it's good if I didn't hang up on you, be content!"
"Humph!"
Zhang Xiaoyu was extremely annoyed, and it took a while to calm down and said: "Get out of your poor Santana, I will take revenge tonight!"
Chen Ye said disdainfully: "You come out as soon as you say it, so where will I save my face?"
"You bastard, stop talking nonsense, come out and fight if you have the guts!"
Zhang Xiaoyu had the urge to go berserk, she always felt that no matter what kind of words were said, as long as they came out of Chen Ye's mouth, it would always make people want to go crazy.
"Whether I am pregnant or not, we will find out if we make an appointment. As long as you are in good health, I promise to let you conceive." Chen Ye easily counterattacked.
Guaranteed to get me pregnant?
After hearing this, Zhang Xiaoyu was stunned for a while before realizing——
"Ah ah ah ah ah!"
She screamed frantically, and said angrily: "I know that you can take advantage of your tongue, and if you have the ability, you come out and fight to the death with my old lady! Fight to the death!"
"What's your name, if you can't do it, you can't do it. No matter how loud you are, you will still be defeated by me."
"Do you dare to come out?!"
"I don't dare, I'm just too lazy to compare with people with poor gambling skills like you."
Zhang Xiaoyu roared: "Fuck, where is my gambling quality?!"
"Last time you lost and owed me a kiss, but in the end you ran away shamelessly, and you are still not convinced after losing the bet. Am I wrong?"
"this and that……"
Zhang Xiaoyu suddenly lacked confidence, gritted his teeth and said, "No matter what the bet is this time, I promise I won't cheat."
"Talk like farting, who knows if you will cheat again then."
"Damn, don't be ashamed of your surname Chen, you talk like fart, my old lady... Didn't my old lady play tricks once, you are a big man, why are you so fussy?" Zhang Xiaoyu began to scold But when it comes to the latter, he lacks confidence.
After all, she is wrong, and she still has self-knowledge in her heart.
Chen Ye listened for a while, and said with a smile: "Hey, didn't you open your mouth and shut your mouth before, you bastard, now you know that I am a big man?"
"Hmph, I'm waiting for you at Yulong intersection!"
After Zhang Xiaoyu finished speaking, he hung up the phone without waiting for Chen Ye to reply.
Chen Ye looked at his watch, it was only 08:30, two or three hours before Sun Yixue went to catch the drug dealer.
He turned around to go out, but found that Sun Zixuan was looking at him with weird eyes, and said dissatisfiedly with her small mouth: "You big rascal, are you going out again?"
"Why did I become a big hooligan? Could it be that you are a little hooligan?" Chen Ye looked at her with a speechless expression.
Sun Zixuan pouted: "You always say such obscene things when you make a phone call, it's not a hooligan."
Chen Ye shook his head with a wry smile, and walked towards the door.
Sun Zixuan grabbed his clothes and said with a jealous face: "Where are you going, are you dating the woman who called just now?"
She had been by the side just now, and vaguely heard a woman's voice on the phone, but she didn't know who it was.
"Are you jealous?"
Chen Ye turned around and looked at her.
"no!"
Sun Zixuan turned her head to look at the wall, but still grabbed his clothes and did not let go.
Chen Ye patted her little hand lightly: "Since you are not jealous, why are you still holding me, let go quickly."
"I'm not loose." Sun Zixuan pouted.
After a while, she turned her head again, opened her eyes and looked at Chen Ye without blinking: "Then tell me first, what are you going out for?"
Seeing her expression and tone, Chen Ye couldn't help laughing, stretched out his hand to pinch her face and said with a smile: "I said Miss, I am your doctor, and you really treat me like a boyfriend? Forget it, Let me tell you, it was Zhang Xiaoyu who asked me to go racing, that's all."
"Drag racing! I want to go too!"
Sun Zixuan jumped up in excitement.
Chen Ye glanced at her: "Forget it, you are so timid, what should you do if you pee in fright, I don't have time to accompany you back to change your pants."
"you!"
Sun Zixuan glared at him angrily, and pinched his arm: "Don't look down on me, last time you raced a car, I didn't pee my pants in fright!"
Chen Ye shrugged: "It's true that I didn't pee, I just screamed the whole time."
"Hmph, what's so strange about screaming, girls like screaming."
"Yes! You are so right!"
Chen Ye was full of excitement. He held her hand as if he had met a bosom friend, and nodded repeatedly: "Especially on the bed, the screaming is even louder! More ecstasy! More... hiss!"
Before Chen Ye finished speaking, he gasped in pain.
Sun Zixuan pinched her arm again, and she blushed and said angrily, "Chen Ye! You are not allowed to say such hooligan things to me in the future!"
Chen Ye looked at her innocently: "I just revealed a truth of the universe."
"Truth about your size! Dirty!"
Sun Zixuan gave him a fierce look, and was about to pull him out, but at this moment, Sun Yixue rushed in with great strides——
"Chen Ye Chen Ye! Something happened, come out with me!"
While she was speaking, she grabbed Chen Ye's hand, dragged him and ran out, and at the same time told Sun Zixuan: "Girl Xuan, you stay at home obediently and lock the door. If someone knocks on the door, no matter it is No one should open the door."
(End of this chapter)
Hearing the voice on the phone, Chen Ye was taken aback, feeling familiar.
After thinking about it carefully, he quickly remembered who it was, and said angrily: "You crazy woman, what are you doing, do you want to fight with me?"
Zhang Xiaoyu snorted coldly: "Smelly shameless, thoughts are always so shameless!"
At the same time, Sun Zixuan on the side also looked at Chen Ye with contempt: "You are too obscene, filthy, you simply capitalized filthy!"
"Oh, sister, you are wrong to say that."
Chen Ye put down the phone, looked at Sun Zixuan and said meaningfully: "Dirtyness is a kind of state and an art! As the saying goes, a real gentleman not only loves beautiful women, but also has dirty thoughts. Only when we reach a new realm and reach a new height can we be praised by people. And I am such a gentleman who dares to be the first and is willing to dedicate himself to art."
Sun Zixuan rolled her eyes, speechless: "You won."
Facing a person who can explain her shameless thoughts so well, what else can she do but admit defeat?
"You should think about it carefully!"
Patting Sun Zixuan on the shoulder, Chen Ye put the phone back to his ear: "Hey, crazy lady, are you still there?"
"Bastard, my mother is calling you, how dare you leave me to talk to others!" Zhang Xiaoyu yelled angrily.
Chen Ye smiled calmly: "Crazy like you, it's good if I didn't hang up on you, be content!"
"Humph!"
Zhang Xiaoyu was extremely annoyed, and it took a while to calm down and said: "Get out of your poor Santana, I will take revenge tonight!"
Chen Ye said disdainfully: "You come out as soon as you say it, so where will I save my face?"
"You bastard, stop talking nonsense, come out and fight if you have the guts!"
Zhang Xiaoyu had the urge to go berserk, she always felt that no matter what kind of words were said, as long as they came out of Chen Ye's mouth, it would always make people want to go crazy.
"Whether I am pregnant or not, we will find out if we make an appointment. As long as you are in good health, I promise to let you conceive." Chen Ye easily counterattacked.
Guaranteed to get me pregnant?
After hearing this, Zhang Xiaoyu was stunned for a while before realizing——
"Ah ah ah ah ah!"
She screamed frantically, and said angrily: "I know that you can take advantage of your tongue, and if you have the ability, you come out and fight to the death with my old lady! Fight to the death!"
"What's your name, if you can't do it, you can't do it. No matter how loud you are, you will still be defeated by me."
"Do you dare to come out?!"
"I don't dare, I'm just too lazy to compare with people with poor gambling skills like you."
Zhang Xiaoyu roared: "Fuck, where is my gambling quality?!"
"Last time you lost and owed me a kiss, but in the end you ran away shamelessly, and you are still not convinced after losing the bet. Am I wrong?"
"this and that……"
Zhang Xiaoyu suddenly lacked confidence, gritted his teeth and said, "No matter what the bet is this time, I promise I won't cheat."
"Talk like farting, who knows if you will cheat again then."
"Damn, don't be ashamed of your surname Chen, you talk like fart, my old lady... Didn't my old lady play tricks once, you are a big man, why are you so fussy?" Zhang Xiaoyu began to scold But when it comes to the latter, he lacks confidence.
After all, she is wrong, and she still has self-knowledge in her heart.
Chen Ye listened for a while, and said with a smile: "Hey, didn't you open your mouth and shut your mouth before, you bastard, now you know that I am a big man?"
"Hmph, I'm waiting for you at Yulong intersection!"
After Zhang Xiaoyu finished speaking, he hung up the phone without waiting for Chen Ye to reply.
Chen Ye looked at his watch, it was only 08:30, two or three hours before Sun Yixue went to catch the drug dealer.
He turned around to go out, but found that Sun Zixuan was looking at him with weird eyes, and said dissatisfiedly with her small mouth: "You big rascal, are you going out again?"
"Why did I become a big hooligan? Could it be that you are a little hooligan?" Chen Ye looked at her with a speechless expression.
Sun Zixuan pouted: "You always say such obscene things when you make a phone call, it's not a hooligan."
Chen Ye shook his head with a wry smile, and walked towards the door.
Sun Zixuan grabbed his clothes and said with a jealous face: "Where are you going, are you dating the woman who called just now?"
She had been by the side just now, and vaguely heard a woman's voice on the phone, but she didn't know who it was.
"Are you jealous?"
Chen Ye turned around and looked at her.
"no!"
Sun Zixuan turned her head to look at the wall, but still grabbed his clothes and did not let go.
Chen Ye patted her little hand lightly: "Since you are not jealous, why are you still holding me, let go quickly."
"I'm not loose." Sun Zixuan pouted.
After a while, she turned her head again, opened her eyes and looked at Chen Ye without blinking: "Then tell me first, what are you going out for?"
Seeing her expression and tone, Chen Ye couldn't help laughing, stretched out his hand to pinch her face and said with a smile: "I said Miss, I am your doctor, and you really treat me like a boyfriend? Forget it, Let me tell you, it was Zhang Xiaoyu who asked me to go racing, that's all."
"Drag racing! I want to go too!"
Sun Zixuan jumped up in excitement.
Chen Ye glanced at her: "Forget it, you are so timid, what should you do if you pee in fright, I don't have time to accompany you back to change your pants."
"you!"
Sun Zixuan glared at him angrily, and pinched his arm: "Don't look down on me, last time you raced a car, I didn't pee my pants in fright!"
Chen Ye shrugged: "It's true that I didn't pee, I just screamed the whole time."
"Hmph, what's so strange about screaming, girls like screaming."
"Yes! You are so right!"
Chen Ye was full of excitement. He held her hand as if he had met a bosom friend, and nodded repeatedly: "Especially on the bed, the screaming is even louder! More ecstasy! More... hiss!"
Before Chen Ye finished speaking, he gasped in pain.
Sun Zixuan pinched her arm again, and she blushed and said angrily, "Chen Ye! You are not allowed to say such hooligan things to me in the future!"
Chen Ye looked at her innocently: "I just revealed a truth of the universe."
"Truth about your size! Dirty!"
Sun Zixuan gave him a fierce look, and was about to pull him out, but at this moment, Sun Yixue rushed in with great strides——
"Chen Ye Chen Ye! Something happened, come out with me!"
While she was speaking, she grabbed Chen Ye's hand, dragged him and ran out, and at the same time told Sun Zixuan: "Girl Xuan, you stay at home obediently and lock the door. If someone knocks on the door, no matter it is No one should open the door."
(End of this chapter)
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