happy life of stars

Chapter 178 Do You Think You Are Humorous?
Liu Xinghua's black face like the bottom of a pot eased slightly, but he didn't intend to let him go easily.

"Prepare for push-ups!"

"Ah?" Qin Shu was surprised, but he still did it, "Instructor, how much?"

"Get ready for push-ups!!"

"I'm ready." Qin Shu complained, can't you see that I'm already on the ground?

Liu Xinghua's face was gloomy, and he snapped, "Who told you to talk!" He stared at Qin Shu, "Are you very unconvinced?"

"Report! Not at all!"

"20!"

"Yes!"

The 20 push-ups were easy for him, and his breathing was not disturbed.

"Report! Done."

A flash of surprise flashed in Liu Xinghua's eyes. Looking at Qin Shu's clean, standard boyish face, he didn't expect to have two brushes.

"Stand up and return to the team!"

Qin Shu got up and stood obediently, while Lu Han next to him laughed and gloated.

"What are you laughing at? Isn't it funny!" Liu Xinghua continued to rage.

Lu Han suppressed a smile and said, "It's not funny."

"Who told you to talk!... Get ready for push-ups!"

"Ah?" Lu Han was confused, he didn't expect the retribution to come so quickly, so he obediently lay down and supported himself.

Everyone else suppressed their laughter, and Qin Shu also suppressed his laughter, "Report!"

"speak!"

"Lu Han attacked his teammates, putting us at risk of internal injuries....I want to laugh for a while to relieve my sullenness!"

"puff……"

Qin Shu's words made Zhang Yishan not hold back, he laughed out loud, and the chain reaction intensified, "Puff..." Song Xian'er, Zhang Zifeng, Yang Zi, and Guan Yutong all laughed out loud.

There was laughter in the room.

Liu Xinghua's face was black, as if ink was about to drip out, and he felt that the instructor's dignity was seriously challenged.

"Everyone is there, ready for push-ups!"

The laughter stopped abruptly, they obediently lay down on the ground, Lu Han smiled slightly, and all of them came to accompany him, feeling instantly 'comfortable' in their hearts.

"Don't you guys love to laugh? Then I'll let you laugh as much as you want....Laughing while doing push-ups!...50 for Qin Shu and 20 for others."

"Why should I make 50?" Qin Shu objected.

"70!"

"It's not fair!" Qin Shu thought, 'I'm going, why did you target me? 'He doesn't remember doing anything outrageous.

"100!"

Qin Shu: ...

I dare not speak anymore, for fear that he will add to 1000,
The others laughed and did it slowly.

Tired of laughing, I don't want to laugh anymore.

"Keep laughing!"

"Hehe..." Zhang Yishan laughed awkwardly.

"Hey..." Yang Zi laughed awkwardly.

The others were also laughing awkwardly, but after hearing their laughter, they laughed again, their stomach hurt from laughing, their hands were weak, and they lay on the ground.

"Get up, keep going! . . . laugh, keep laughing!"

A glint of complacency flashed in Liu Xinghua's eyes, whoever you are, since you have become his soldier, you must deal with it well.

Soon, his complacency turned to astonishment.

Qin Shu is like a piston, he goes up and down, quickly, without stopping, and the speed of doing push-ups even exceeds his speed.

'Something. '

What was even more surprising was that Qin Shu was only panting slightly after finishing a hundred push-ups, which showed that his physique was very good.

Liu Xinghua remained calm, his face still dark.

"Stand up!...Look to the right!"

After a pause, he continued: "After arriving in the army, orders and prohibitions are imposed, and the only thing here is to obey! Absolutely obey! Unconditionally obey!... If you have any problems, you must report, don't move around, and don't speak casually.... Do you understand? "

"Report, I understand! What the instructor said is the imperial decree, and I absolutely obey!" Qin Shu cooperated very well.

Liu Xinghua looked at him again with cold eyes, and didn't know what to say for a moment. There was something wrong with Qin Shu's words, but the meaning was similar.

"You talk a lot, don't you?...Get ready for push-ups!"

"Why?" Qin Shu asked back, this time he really didn't want to be a stabbing head.

"Get ready for push-ups!!" Liu Xinghua didn't bother to explain, and couldn't explain clearly, so he punished him directly.

Qin Shu propped himself up obediently on the ground, looking at him innocently.

"100!" Liu Xinghua said in his heart, "Aren't you capable? I've done enough for you." '

Zhang Yishan, Lu Han and the others suppressed their laughter, while Zhang Zifeng and Song Xian'er looked worried. Song Xian'er knew that the director asked Qin Shu to play the role of "stab soldier", but it wasn't too much.

What she didn't know was that it wasn't Qin Shu who was acting as the assassin, but that he had already been identified as a "stab soldier" by the instructor, and a capable "stab soldier" needed to be targeted specifically.

Qin Shu was also vaguely aware of this problem, he might be missed by the instructor.

Obediently do a hundred push-ups.

"Report! It's done." It was still done quickly, without any pause in the middle.

His complexion was as usual, slightly out of breath.

Liu Xinghua nodded in his heart, he had a preliminary understanding of Qin Shu's physique.

"Stand up and return to the team! Here, don't talk useless nonsense!... The four boys are the first class of recruits, and the class leader of the first class is Wang Yuan; the four girls are the second class of recruits, and the class leader of the second class is Yang Wei. Now introduce yourself in turn , starting with the squad leader."

Wang Yuan walked out in unison, stood in a military posture, and made a vigorous voice.

"My name is Wang Yuan. I am originally from Chang'an, Shaanxi Province. I am 21 years old. I hope that I will be vigorous and resolute in the training in the future. To be my soldier, I must fight for the first place."

After finishing speaking, he turned around and left in unison, and Yang Wei came on stage.

"My name is Yang Wei, and my native place is Xianyang, Shaanxi. I'm 23 years old this year....Don't move!...This is the first time I'm warning you, don't do things I don't like."

When he saw Qin Shu move his butt, he immediately reprimanded him severely.

Qin Shu: ...

"report!"

"speak!"

"My ass itches."

In an instant, the faces of the other guests were distorted, and it was very hard to hold back their laughter. They seriously suspected that Qin Shu wanted to smother them to death.

Yang Wei felt that he was being provoked and his IQ was insulted.

Qin Shu guessed that he would misunderstand, and hurriedly explained, "Report! It's really itchy!"

"Prepare for push-ups!"

"Hey..." Qin Shu had no choice but to lay down on the ground again, "Report! Ready!" He didn't plan to provoke the instructor again today.

"Three push-ups, let me count!"

"one."

Qin Shu held on, and then stood up again.

"two."

Qin Shu continued.

"one."

go down.

'two. '

…………

"One, two, one, two..." Like a computer program, three won't appear.

Qin Shu's temper also came to him, and he did every push-up slowly, and it would be no problem to let him count until it was dark.

"Three....Stand up, and buckle yourself if it's itchy."

Yang Wei counted to 100 before stopping.

Qin Shu got up and did [-] push-ups in a row, feeling a little out of breath.

Yang Wei stepped back, and Liu Xinghua walked over, "From left to right, introduce one by one."

"My name is Qin Shu, I am originally from Dujiang in Shu, and I am 23 years old."

"My name is Wu Jin..."

Several people introduced one by one, and there were no mistakes.

Liu Xinghua continued: "Open your boxes and take out all the things that have nothing to do with life."

Open the box, there are different patterns, there are snacks, massage equipment, cosmetics, and even hot pot base and mustard.

Everything was confiscated, only Qin Shu was clean, nothing.

Liu Xinghua said: "Qin Shu, why didn't you bring a suitcase?"

"Because I'm lazy, I don't want to bring a suitcase. The army has everything, so it's so easy to come here." Qin Shu carried out the 'stab' to the end.

Song Xian'er, Zhang Yishan, Lu Han and others suppressed their laughter and dared not speak out.

Liu Xinghua staggered in his heart, he really didn't expect such an answer.

Looking at Qin Shu with a dangerous expression.

"Report!" Qin Shu said.

"speak."

"There was a problem with my head just now, and there was a memory retrieval error, and I have now retrieved it again. The reason why I didn't bring anything is that the suitcase was left at home and I forgot to bring it."

"Do you think you're funny?"

"Report! Don't dare! I'll tell the truth."

Liu Xinghua felt that he was being molested and wanted Qin Shu to do push-ups, but it seemed useless, and because of the existence of the camera, it was difficult to do it directly, so he couldn't do anything with Qin Shu for a while.

Keep it for later to settle accounts slowly, he likes to clean up the 'stab soldiers'.

Otherwise, training would be boring.

(End of this chapter)