happy life of stars

Chapter 292 - Matchmaker No. 1

Chapter 292
The sky was bright, Huang Lei got up early to light a fire to cook, Zhang Yixuan rubbed his sleepy eyes and walked into the kitchen.

"Master, morning."

"Yixuan, good morning." Huang Lei glanced at him and said, "You are thirty this year."

"Well, it's almost time."

"At thirty, it's time for you to get married."

"Eh..." Zhang Yixuan's spirit shook, and he woke up from his sleepiness. He didn't know how to answer, so he could only laugh dryly.

Huang Lei continued: "Doesn't Yang Zi have a boyfriend too?...It's quite suitable....You two are only one year apart. Anyway, there are scandals, and the pajamas are still the same."

Zhang Yixuan was a little embarrassed by what was said, so he laughed dryly to relieve his shyness.

At this time, Qin Shu and Peng Yuchang walked into the kitchen, Qin Shu said: "Mr. Huang, brother Xuan, good morning, what are you talking about? So happy."

Huang Lei said with a smile: "I said Yixuan will be thirty soon, it's time to get married, and Yang Zi doesn't have a boyfriend, so it's quite suitable."

"Oh... I see." Qin Shu said.

"What do you understand?"

Qin Shu chuckled, and said to Zhang Yixuan: "Brother Xuan, I'll help you find out the situation later, and the success rate has increased by 80.00%."

"No, don't talk nonsense." Zhang Yixuan was afraid that he would talk nonsense.

Huang Lei also said: "You kid, don't make trouble, this is business."

"Mr. Huang, how can I make trouble? I can be the best wingman." As he spoke, he picked Zhang Yixuan's eyes.

Turning his head to look, Yang Zi and Zhang Zifeng hadn't gotten up yet.

"Don't worry, I have a measure."

Zhang Yixuan objected: "Don't, I don't even know what to do."

"Understood." Qin Shu smiled mysteriously, but Zhang Yixuan didn't immediately refuse, which showed that he was hesitating in his heart, at least it was possible.

Zhang Yixuan smiled, "What do you know? I don't understand."

Qin Shu smiled and said nothing.

Huang Lei and Peng Yuchang also smiled and said nothing. After a while, Huang Lei shifted his gaze to Peng Yuchang and said, "Peng Zi, have you ever thought that you will be a father one day?"

"Ah?" Peng Yuchang looked confused, he didn't expect the topic to turn to himself, this question was a bit abrupt, he didn't know how to answer it, and laughed like Zhang Yixuan.

"To be honest, I haven't thought about it yet."

Huang Lei continued: "Then have you ever thought about what to name a child if you have one?"

Peng Yuchang thought about it seriously, and when he was about to speak, Huang Lei joked: "First of all, the surname is Peng, so it must be fine."

His words amused several people.

Peng Yuchang didn't know whether to laugh or cry, hehe he smiled dryly and said in a very sure tone: "Yes, yes, yes! The surname Peng is definitely fine."

Qin Shu joked: "Peng Zai, in fact, the surname Qin is fine, I don't mind."

Huang Lei and Zhang Yixuan laughed at each other.

"Fuck you." Peng Yuchang scolded with a smile, "My child must be named Peng."

Huang Lei answered, "Peng's surname is definitely fine. What's your name? Pengcheng Wanli? There are too many words, why don't you call it Peng Dang?"

Peng Yuchang laughed, rejecting all over his body, and said, "It's not good, it's not good."

Qin Shu interjected and said with a smile: "Peng Zai, how about calling Peng Peng the car?"

"Bumper cars?"

Several people were amused again and laughed.

Peng Yuchang's soul was rejecting it. The name was too hasty, and he countered: "Qin Shu, what name do you choose for your child?"

"Second Ancestor Qin...I am the First Ancestor Qin, and my son is the Second Ancestor Qin."

Huang Lei laughed and joked, "You are Qin Shizhu, and your son is Qin Erzhu."

"Hahaha... Qin Erzhu, yes, good name." Peng Yuchang laughed and teased, and finally found a chance to fight back.

At this time, He Jiong, Zhang Zi, and Yang Zi walked out of the door, and when they heard laughter in the kitchen, they couldn't help asking, "What are you laughing at? You're so happy early in the morning."

Huang Lei laughed and said, "They are naming their children. Peng Zai's child is called Bumper Car, Qin Shu's child is called Qin Erzhu, Yixuan, what is your child's name?"

Zhang Yixuan's head was running extremely fast. He didn't dare to let them choose a name. It was too scary. When he was about to say it, Qin Shu rushed to say: "Brother Xuan's child's name is Zhang Yu, or Zhang Yun, or Zhang San Li Si, Zhang Guan Li Dai, all of them It’s a good name, choose one at will, you’re welcome.”

Everyone is happy, what kind of ghost names are they.

After joking for a while, Huang Lei continued to cook, Peng Yuchang stayed to add firewood, Zhang Yixuan watched from the side, He Jiong went to pick vegetables in the field, Yang Zi and Zhang Zifeng sat in the pergola and chatted, the two confirmed that they were good friends, one day arrived They chatted all night, as if they had endless things to say.

Qin Shu glanced at it, smiled at Huang Lei and the others, "Teacher Huang, touch me."

"What?" Huang Lei looked at him puzzled.

"Just touch it casually." Qin Shu walked over.

Huang Lei didn't know what he was going to do, but he touched it anyway, "And then?"

"Ding... Matchmaker No. [-] is online." Qin Shu spoke in a robotic tone, turned to look at Zhang Yixuan, and continued: "The target is confirmed, and we are about to find a match."

He turned his head to look around, and said: "Ding... If you find a match, the matchmaker program will be executed immediately."

Huang Lei and Peng Yuchang were amused, Zhang Yixuan became anxious, he smiled and held Qin Shu back and said, "What are you going to do? Don't mess around."

Qin Shu returned to normal, and said with a smile: "Don't worry, I also guarantee Peng Zai's personality, and I promise not to mess around."

After speaking, he walked towards the arbor. Zhang Yixuan wanted to go over to stop him, but he was embarrassed. Qin Shu didn't say anything. He ran over to talk about it by himself.

Qin Shu walked to the arbor and greeted with a smile, "Good morning, two beauties, what are you talking about?"

Sit next to Yang Zi.

"Our two sisters are chatting, why are you here to join in the fun?"

"Sister Yang Zi, speak well, you will make people think you are aggressive and cover up your gentle and gentle nature."

Yang Zi chuckled, pretending to be gentle and graceful, and said jokingly, "Oh, is that so? I'll pay attention, don't let you ruin my image."

Zhang Zifeng covered his mouth and hilariously.

Qin Shu said with a smile: "Of course, sister Yang Zi, you are very gentle, a goddess-level existence."

"Stop flattering, tell me what you want." Yang Zi is also a person who has seen big storms, and this kind of flattery is just a little bit of rain to her.

"Sister Yang Zi is wise, nothing can escape your discerning eyes.... I would like to ask you a few questions."

"Ahem..." Yang Zi raised his attitude immediately, sitting upright, "Ask, what's the question?"

"Does your boyfriend have long hair or short hair?"

Yang Zi was stunned, thought for a while, and suddenly remembered that he didn't have a boyfriend now, and complained: "I don't have a boyfriend now, so I don't know if it's long hair or short hair!"

"Oh, a mistake, a mistake." Qin Shu observed her expression carefully, and there should be no lying.

"Sister Yang Zi, what kind of person do you like? Or what are the criteria for finding a boyfriend?"

"Why are you asking this?" Yang Zi was alert.

"It's nothing, just ask, don't be so wary of me. Another way, for example, let you choose a type in the mushroom house,... There are candidates for the election, Mr. Huang, Mr. He, Peng Yu Chang, Zhang Yixuan, everyone has a different personality, which one do you like?"

Yang Zi didn't answer, but asked instead: "What about you? Are you not running for the election?"

"I don't need it, I'm unique, you can't meet it anywhere else."

Yang Zi and Zhang Zifeng curled their lips at the same time, and complained: "What a stinky fart!...Since you are unique, I will choose you."

Qin Shu joked: "No, I advise you to give up, you can't get me, and it's impossible."

Yang Zi continued to tease him, "Why is it impossible, I just like your type."

"Because the age difference is too big! I'm only 23 years old..." Qin Shu looked shocked, looked at her dumbfounded, and teased: "Oh my God! You want an old cow to eat young grass!"

"You say I'm old!" Yang Zi became 'angry', age is a taboo topic for girls, 'gritting his teeth', clenched his fists and said: "Qin Shu, you are dead!"

Qin Shu laughed and said: "Sister, don't get excited, I said something wrong, you are not old at all, you will always be 18 years old, Zifeng is old, and the children in the kindergarten call her auntie."

"Qin Shu!" Zhang Zifeng wrinkled his little nose and clenched his fists, quite cute.

Qin Shu laughed, turned around and ran towards the kitchen, saying as he ran, "Extraordinary, extra, Sister Yang Zi's criteria for choosing a boyfriend have been released!...Extraordinary, extraordinary..."

Yang Zi looked at his bouncing back and couldn't laugh or cry, why is this person so messed up?

In the kitchen, Huang Lei, Peng Yuchang, Zhang Yixuan and He Jiong who just came in were also attracted by his shouts.

When Qin Shu entered the kitchen, Huang Lei smiled and said, "What standard? Tell me and listen."

Qin Shudao: "Just now I asked Yang Zi, if she had to choose one type among the five of us as her boyfriend, who would she choose?... Guess who she chose in the end?"

"Zhang Yixuan?" Huang Lei said.

Qin Shu said helplessly: "Mr. Huang, don't you just say it right away! There's no suspense....... Yes, she chose Brother Xuan."

He bumped Zhang Yixuan lightly with his shoulder, and joked: "Brother Xuan, it's not bad, it's very attractive."

Zhang Yixuan was a little embarrassed, and said with a shy smile: "Really, you are talking nonsense."

Qin Shu looked serious, and said: "How can I talk nonsense about such things, if you don't believe me, go ask yourself."

Huang Lei and He Jiong smiled and said nothing.

Qin Shu secretly winked at Huang Lei and He Jiong, and continued: "Let's do a test too. If you had to choose between Zifeng and Yang Zi, who would you choose? I'll come first, and I'll choose Zhang Zifeng." type."

Huang Lei said: "I choose Yang Zi."

He Jiong smiled and said, "I choose Zifeng, Yixuan, how about you?"

"Me?" Zhang Yixuan thought for a while, "Can I only choose these two types?...Comparatively speaking, I still like Yang Zi's type."

Peng Yuchang also mentioned the type he chose. In fact, his choice is not important. Qin Shu immediately turned around and trot towards the pergola, shouting loudly as he ran: "Outside the number, outside the number, the criteria for the male guests of Mushroom House to choose a girlfriend have just been released. La!...Extra, extra..."

He Jiong looked at the back of him leaving and said with a smile: "This bastard..."

Huang Lei smiled slightly, and let him play if Qin Shu likes to play, it's better to be lively.

Under the arbor, Yang Zi and Zhang Zifeng couldn't help being amused when they saw Qin Shu approaching cheerfully, and their desire to beat him faded away.

"Two beauties, I have good news for you!"

"What?" Yang Zi asked curiously.

"I asked them just now, if you choose one of the two types to be your girlfriend, who would you choose?... Who do you think they chose?"

Yang Zi looked at him, "Do you like to talk or not."

"Okay, let me say, Teacher He chose Zifeng, Peng Zai chose Zifeng, and I also chose Zifeng."

Qin Shu stopped, and saw that Yang Zi and Zhang Zifeng seemed indifferent, but after careful observation, they still cared a little bit. No matter how good girlfriends the two girls are together, they all want to 'win'.

"Sister Yang Zi, I regret to tell you."

"No one chose me?"

"Yes, only brother Yixuan chose you. In the end, Mr. Huang also voted for a friendship vote. Two to three, Zhang Zifeng won. Hey... Will I separate the relationship between you two sisters by saying this, will you fight? One?"

Qin Shu teased, sat down and said, "Come on, let's fight now, I'll be the referee."

Yang Zi glanced at Zhang Zifeng secretly, the latter understood, and the two of them "violently" grabbed Qin Shu at the same time, "Let's beat you up first!"

The contradictions were consistent with the outside world, Yang Zi choked his neck, and Zhang Zifeng plucked his hair.

In the kitchen, Huang Lei and the others couldn't help but burst into laughter when they saw this scene, and shouted: "Yang Zi, sister, hit harder, hit harder!"

Yang Zi said: "Did you hear that, Teacher Huang asked me to beat hard! Dare to say that I am an old cow eating tender grass, and beat you to death."

Zhang Zifeng also found a reason, saying: "Say I'm an aunt, I should hit you."

"Stop, you two heroines, don't fight anymore, you have to plant trees later, no one will help you if you are stupid." Qin Shu begged for mercy.

When Yang Zi heard him talk about planting trees, his mind moved, and he said, "It's okay if you don't hit you, but when you plant trees, you will take our jobs."

"Okay, okay, I agree. But I have a request." Qin Shu rolled his eyes and thought of a good idea.

"You still dare to make a request?"

"You guys beat me to death!" Qin Shu moved his body, stopped resisting, and let them.

Yang Zi accepts as soon as he sees a good deal, and they won't really do anything to Qin Shu, "Say, what request?"

"It's very simple." Qin Shudao: "As long as you can follow me to complete an action, I will take care of all your work for today."

Zhang Zifeng thought of the extremely difficult moves he made before, and immediately objected, saying: "No, we can't do your moves at all.... Sister Yang Zi, Brother Qin's moves are very difficult, such as one-handed handstand."

Qin Shudao: "No, the movements this time are very simple, and the emphasis is on skills."

He walked to one of the pillars of the awning, and sat cross-legged with his legs between the pillars, and said, "Sit like this for 20 seconds, can you do it?"

"Is this difficult?" Yang Zi didn't see any difficulty, and neither did Zhang Zifeng.

Qin Shu suppressed a smile in his heart. It was no problem to sit down, but it was difficult to get up. It required a lot of leg strength or hand strength, which was obviously impossible for Zhang Zifeng and Yang Zi.

Stunning, unexpected, perfect.

"Don't you guys think it's difficult? I think it's difficult, don't brag!" Qin Shu exasperated.

Yang Zi said: "Cut, what's so difficult about it?"

She walked to a pillar and sat down imitating Qin Shu's movements, and said, "Look, isn't this all right? It's very simple."

"It's amazing! I learned it after practicing for a long time." Qin Shu gave a thumbs up, turned to Zhang Zifeng and said, "Sister, can you try it?"

Seeing that Yang Zi had already done it, Zhang Zifeng didn't hesitate anymore, she found another pillar and sat cross-legged, saying: "It's very simple."

She didn't feel any difficulty.

Seeing that the two were fooled, Qin Shu couldn't help laughing.

(End of this chapter)

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