happy life of stars

Chapter 86 The Unlucky Zhang Zifeng

Chapter 86 The Unlucky Zhang Zifeng
Qin Shu could hear the content of the conversation clearly, and couldn't help but smile. He heard that he was an acquaintance of Huang Lei or He Jiong, but he couldn't tell who it was.

"Zifeng, can you tell who it is?...It's really interesting. If we do everything, Mr. Huang will have to lift the roof of the kitchen."

Zhang Zifeng smiled and shook his head, "I can't tell who it is, it should be a middle-aged man."

Qin Shu nodded, and the two turned around. Before they stepped out of the hall, the phone rang again.

"It's business again."

"Brother Qin, you pick it up."

"it is good."

Qin Shu stepped forward to answer the phone, imitating Zhang Zifeng's tone and said: "Hello, this is Mushroom House."

"Are you Peng Peng? Tell Boss Huang to answer the phone."

"No, I'm Qin Shu, the new junior. Teacher Huang is resting."

"Qin Shu? ... Yo, I remembered, Qin Shu, hello, I'm Sun Honglei."

"Brother Honglei, hello, do you want to order food?"

"Yes, did the second idiot order a lot of dishes just now?"

"Uh... the customer just now did order a few."

"Give me two more dishes according to his menu."

Qin Shu laughed, "Okay."

At this time, Huang Lei's voice came from upstairs, "Who is it? Order?"

"Ms. Huang, it's Brother Honglei."

"Sun Honglei? Wait a minute, I'll meet him when I come down."

Huang Lei walked down the stairs with a smile. He seemed to be in a good mood. He answered the phone, "Xiang, what do you want to eat?"

"Give me a double serving of Ersha's dishes."

"Who?"

"Who did you say?"

Huang Lei understood, and asked Qin Shu and Zhang Zifeng what the guests ordered just now.

Zhang Zifeng reported the name of the dish, Huang Lei immediately became 'angry', and pretended to be stupid: "Zifeng, you said they want to eat pickled cucumber, cold lettuce, pickled ginger and fried rice with eggs?...No problem."

Then to Sun Honglei, "Xiaomian, aren't you afraid of being salted to death?...Two copies are no problem, enough."

Sun Honglei said with a smile: "Soaking ginger and cucumber is a mess. We ordered roasted whole lamb, stewed yak, steamed salmon, wind-blown pork ribs, braised pork, Qiongzhou coconut chicken, prepare the dishes, otherwise...you know of."

"Hey, hello, hello... What are you talking about? The signal is not good in the mountains..."

'Snapped. '

Huang Lei hung up the phone and laughed loudly, Qin Shu and Zhang Zifeng were also amused.

Soon the phone rang again, and it was still Sun Honglei.

Huang Lei picked it up, "The signal was not good just now."

Sun Honglei said with a smile: "You dare to hang up on my king's phone. Believe it or not, I will come over tomorrow and tear down your house. The things are all ready for this king, and we have nine of them."

"Nine?! Did you bring the calabash dolls too? The first episode wanted to overwhelm us."

Sun Honglei laughed, "Not only is the gourd baby here, but his grandfather and snake spirit are also here."

"Childish!... Seriously, how many do you have tomorrow?"

"Nine, I didn't lie to you."

"you swear."

"I swear."

"Really 9?" Huang Lei's good mood disappeared instantly.

"Take your time." Sun Honglei hung up the phone with a smile.

"Ms. Huang, is it a guest ordering?"

He Jiong and Peng Yuchang walked down from the second floor.

"Yes, nine people will come tomorrow."

"Nine?" He Jiong's legs gave way and he almost fell down the stairs, "What did they order?"

Huang Lei laughed and said, "I said the signal was bad and I couldn't hear clearly, so I hung up. They will come tomorrow, so they can eat whatever they have."

He Jiong smiled and gave a thumbs up, "I give you a thumbs up!"

The five walked out of the mushroom house talking and laughing, and seeing Wang Zhengyu standing outside, Huang Lei said, "Director, the guests are coming tomorrow, where are our ingredients?"

He went to the kitchen before, and there was nothing but some noodles, flour, and seasonings.

Wang Zhengyu smiled slightly, and took out a blackboard with the name and price of food written on it.

"You can exchange your labor for food. This season, we must strictly abide by the rules of the game. We do not pay on credit."

Several people carefully looked at the content on the blackboard.

Beef... 60 yuan a catty.

Pork... 50 yuan a catty.

Chicken... 40 yuan per catty (you can catch it yourself.)
Duck... 30 yuan per catty (you can catch it yourself.)
Fish... 20 yuan per catty (you can catch it yourself.)
…………

There are other meat and vegetables below, as well as special ingredients, the price is negotiable.

Item Recycling:

Bananas... 1 yuan per catty

Paddy... 2 yuan a catty

Mango... 2 yuan each

Papaya... 10 yuan each

Coconut...... 10 yuan each

Jackfruit... 20 yuan each.

Big figs... 20 yuan a catty

Honey... 30 yuan a catty

Harvest fruit... 30 yuan a catty

Miracle fruit... 50 yuan a catty.

…………and many more.

After reading Qin Shu, he complained, "Director, you are too stupid! Be careful that the price bureau will trouble you! After a meal, we will be exhausted.  … Rice costs at least 5 yuan a catty, and bananas cost 20 yuan One catty, [-] yuan for a coconut, and nothing else can be changed.”

The three things he mentioned are the most in quantity, and a slight price increase is a considerable amount.

Wang Zhengyu also didn't speak, the old god Youyou.

Huang Lei said: "Wang Zhengyu, your price is unreasonable. Even if you don't lower the price of what you sell, you have to increase the price of what you recycle."

"Yes, rice and bananas add [-] cents, and coconuts add [-] yuan."

Huang Lei and Qin Shu were amused.

"I'm so hot-tempered! I'm sending beggars away!...Don't pull me." Huang Lei was 'furious'.

Peng Yuchang understood immediately, ran back to the house quickly, and brought the slippers.

The action is quite skilled.

"Mr. Huang, here it is."

Several people watched his movements and smiled slightly. Huang Lei held the slippers and threatened, "Are you going to raise the price?"

"Five cents for a catty of bananas, one yuan for a catty of rice, five yuan for a coconut, and no more."

"can."

He Jiong joked: "The slippers are more powerful."

"Where's the stuff?"

"Someone will take you there then."

"Row."

Huang Lei smiled and put the slippers back into the house.

Several people walked to the pergola and sat down. When they saw the potted plants next to them, Peng Yuchang asked, "What kind of grass is this? The leaves are so strange."

Zhang Zifeng answered quickly, "It's called Mimosa, and the leaves will close when you are frightened."

Peng Yuchang heard about it, and immediately became playful, and yelled at the mimosa.

no response.

"What's going on? Didn't it say that the leaves will close with a roar?"

Peng Yuchang was puzzled, and Huang Lei and He Jiong also watched curiously.

Zhang Zifeng said with a smile: "Maybe you are not strong enough."

"Drink!" Peng Yuchang yelled again, but Mimosa still didn't respond.

"what!"

Still no response.

"What's going on? It can't be fake!" Peng Yuchang touched it, shook it, and confirmed it was real, but there was no response.

Zhang Zifeng held back her laughter, "Maybe the mimosa fell asleep, and when it wakes up tomorrow, the leaves will close."

"Bullshit."

Peng Yuchang didn't believe it, and yelled a few more times, but the mimosa still didn't respond, and finally had to accept the fallacy that it was "asleep".

Qin Shu said with a smile: "Peng Peng, stop yelling. We have yelled a few times before, and it is numb and not shy anymore. Zifeng is teasing you."

When it is broadcast later, the director will definitely edit the clips of them teasing mimosa together, highlighting that Peng Yuchang was teased by Zhang Zifeng.

Zhang Zifeng giggled, but Peng Yuchang didn't care and said, "Sister, you can actually joke around in front of Mr. Huang and Mr. He. Not bad, you've made progress."

Zhang Zifeng put away her smiling face and turned into a shy girl again. She still couldn't let go in front of the 'elders'.

Huang Lei and He Jiong smiled slightly. This is a good start. You can't be bored when recording variety shows, otherwise there will be very few shots.

...............

As the sun sets and the sky is getting darker, smoke rises from the mushroom house. Since there are no ingredients, noodles are their dinner.

There were constant rustling noises in the arbor, and Qin Shu gorged himself, chopstick after chopstick, eating with gusto.

"Envy, I used to be like you, and now I want to lose weight."

Peng Yuchang looked at the noodles in the big bowl and wanted to eat, but held back.

He Jiong said with a smile: "How to put it in the words on the Internet, 'I used to be the king, but it's a pity that I gained weight'."

"Peng Peng, don't be afraid, eat as much as you want, you will have the strength to lose weight when you are full, don't starve yourself."

Huang Lei got up and personally helped Peng Yuchang pick up a large amount of noodles with chopsticks.

He said with a smile: "Let's talk about eating, losing weight is something later."

"Teacher Huang is right."

Peng Yuchang smiled and began to eat.

Everyone was happy, with Qin Shu and Peng Yuchang present, it felt like a big meal after eating the noodles.

As night fell, after they had eaten their fill, they half-lyed on the chairs to rest beautifully, the cool breeze was blowing, and the moon was shining in the sky.

A few people looked up at the starry sky and admired the moonlight. Peng Yuchang sat on the chair and swayed his buttocks from side to side. Qin Shu saw his hips slightly raised, and could tell what he wanted to do at a glance.

I wanted to fart, but I was afraid that others would hear me, so I could only quietly lift my butt and let it out slowly, quietly, letting the breeze take it away.

Qin Shu smiled wickedly, picked up a long thin wooden stick and poked a certain acupuncture point on his body.

"Boo..."

In the quiet environment, there suddenly sounded a gentle and continuous voice with a long history.

Everyone was taken aback for a moment, and then burst out laughing. He Jiong covered his stomach, tears came out of his eyes.

Sitting behind him, Zhang Zifeng even moved the chair back a few steps to get closer to Qin Shu.

Peng Yuchang laughed awkwardly, "I can't hold back, I can't hold back!"

Qin Shudao: "Peng Peng, don't be embarrassed, fart is the air of five grains, you can't hold it back."

'Boo! '

A hasty and loud voice came from Qin Shu's office.

The few people were taken aback, and He Jiong's unstoppable laughter rang out again, "Are you two brothers singing? Sing along with each other."

He smiled and ran out of the arbor, and Huang Lei did the same. Although he hadn't smelled it yet, he had already walked a long way, laughing beside him.

The worst one was Zhang Zifeng. Peng Yuchang released poisonous gas and she moved to Qin Shu's side, but before she could sit still, Qin Shu came again, making more noise.

She couldn't take it anymore, she got up and ran.

Qin Shu laughed loudly. He didn't feel embarrassed when Peng Yuchang was in front of him. With Peng Yuchang as a foil, his embarrassment was greatly reduced.

help each other.

"Peng Peng, why are you running?" Qin Shu saw that Peng Yuchang also got up and ran away.

"Your voice is louder and more powerful." Peng Yuchang ran to the side and squatted on the ground laughing loudly, "I'm dying of laughter!"

Huang Lei jokingly said, "Director, do you have a hair dryer? The mushroom house is full of poisonous gas, so I can't stay here anymore.... Hey, it stinks!"

He held his nose, as if it really stinks.

He Jiong then jokingly said: "Teacher Huang, I think the two of them should be separated when going to bed at night, otherwise the consequences will be disastrous."

"That's right, let them live in one room."

Qin Shu joked with a smile: "Peng Peng and I live in a room, and we talk to each other when we sleep at night, bang, bang, bang..."

"I admit defeat, I surrender, you are the king." Peng Yu sang and laughed.

"Stop, stop talking...I feel like I can smell it."

He Jiong stopped.

Listening to them speak had a psychological effect.

The laughter gradually stopped, and several people slowly approached the awning, smelling it lightly and confirming that there was no peculiar smell before sitting down again.

"Zifeng, come and sit down."

Qin Shu smiled and waved.

Zhang Zifeng sat on the other side, presumably out of fear.

"No, I'm not going."

Rejection written all over his face.

Beside her, Huang Lei's expression changed, and a smirk appeared on the corner of his mouth.

'Boo......'

Another sound was heard, and the crowd dispersed loudly, exited the arbor, squatted on the ground and laughed.

Zhang Zifeng was the worst, being collapsed three times in a row.

"It's not over yet, you guys are too bad!...Zi Feng, come here, don't get close to them." He Jiong laughed.

Qin Shudao: "Zifeng, don't go there, it's dangerous."

Zhang Zifeng really hesitated, three missing one, who knows if Teacher He will come too.

The cute appearance made several people laugh again.

"Oh, I laughed so hard, I can't stay in the awning anymore, the smell is too strong, let it blow all night, I'll go back to the house first."

Huang Lei got up and walked back into the house, followed by others.

There are no guests today, they have nothing to do, line up to take a shower, and lie in their respective beds to rest.

In the bedroom, with the air conditioner turned on, Qin Shu covered himself with a thin blanket and chatted with Song Xian'er on WeChat for a while, talking about today's interesting things.

As the night darkened, Huang Lei turned off the lights, Qin Shu put down his phone, and fell asleep beautifully. This was his first night in the mushroom house.

(End of this chapter)

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