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Chapter 33 Fatty's Brain Hole
Chapter 33 Fatty's Brain Hole
Along the way, everyone was discussing the exam questions.
"Disaster!"
"It's too difficult!"
"I finished 3 multiple-choice questions in half an hour, and I still guessed the answer in the end!"
"I'm desperate!"
If the other contestants are not complaining about the difficulty of the questions, they are just like Fatty. Their purpose of participating is very simple, and the focus is on participation!Maybe they don't even know what the topic is!
Even in the first classroom, which is the classroom where Bai Ye is located, there are 33 people who are the top 33 people in the province, but after they come out, they all sigh with their foreheads and are full of emotions.
Sun Qiaoyue, Liu Zhenxi, and Xu Zhonglei came out together, and saw Bai Ye and Fatty talking and laughing together.
Xu Zhonglei sneered and was about to move forward when he suddenly heard the fat man shouting.
"I, Cao, Ye Zi, today's question is so simple, is this the question for the provincial competition? Mengzi, how long have you been doing multiple choice questions?"
That Wang Meng is a black fat man, and he smiled naively: "Hey... this time is not as good as last time, it took nearly 20 minutes. What about you?"
The fat man laughed loudly: "You lose, I have 15 minutes, haha, I am indeed a genius!"
Xu Zhonglei was taken aback, and the corner of his mouth twitched, how long did he do the multiple choice questions?An hour and a half!The questions are not finished!
Three hours later, one of the essay questions was still not finished.
The multiple choice questions only took 20 minutes?This is absolutely impossible!Unless it's done blindly.
The fat man looked at Bai Ye with a smile: "Yezi, how did you do it? Is the question difficult this time? I just got caught up in it. I didn't even read the damn question well."
Bai Ye immediately choked on his own saliva: "You... awesome! It's okay, not too difficult, what did you choose for the multiple choice questions?"
The fat man chuckled: "This time, Fatty, I chose all the cs! Capital C, how about it? How many can I get right? I chose all the ABCDs for the multiple-choice questions. Haha, I think my writing went very smoothly today!"
Bai Ye recalled the answer, but he was also speechless. What kind of luck is this guy: "I'm convinced, this time there are 25 C's in the single choice, and 10 ABCD in the multi-choice. You're fucking lucky!"
Fatty was immediately happy: "Mengzi, did you hear that? Fatty, I'm so talented. I'm so right!"
At this time, Xu Zhonglei was already a little annoyed because he didn't do well in the exam. He suddenly heard a few people chatting and couldn't listen anymore: "It's more fun than being young! 25c? Hehe, the exam team will choose 25 cs, hehe. It's a loss. It's ridiculous that some people take him as the correct answer!"
Bai Ye and Fatty are fine, they know what Xu Zhonglei is, so what do you care about him if you are joking around?moron!
But Bai Ye and the fat man ignored it, but the black fat man Wang Meng went into a rage: "We talk about your business?"
When Xu Zhonglei heard this, he also became angry, and the exam was not going well: "How do you talk! This is a university, is this where you are arrogant?"
When Mengzi heard this, he immediately glared at Xu Zhonglei: "Did you call me arrogant first? Apologize quickly!"
This Wang Meng is nearly 190cm tall, and his weight is definitely over 200 kilograms. He also has a fierce face and dark complexion. He doesn't look like a good person at first glance!
This Xu Zhonglei was a little frightened when he was yelled at by the black fat man, but where is this place?Your own home base!
The last time I was in the hospital was not at school after all, but someone here murdered me?
Xu Zhonglei asked with a dark face: "In your class? Who is your instructor?"
Wang Meng chuckled: "You fat man, I'm a social mess, what's wrong? You don't have to apologize if you call the teacher? Let me tell you, it's not easy for anyone to come today! Don't fuckin' ink, apologize quickly!"
Xu Zhonglei sneered directly: "Yo? What about gangsters? Fighting? Do you know where this is? This is a university. Do you think everyone is a hooligan like you? Hmph!"
After finishing speaking, Xu Zhonglei said directly to the security guard next to him: "Security, come here and see what these people are doing! They don't observe discipline and want to hit someone?"
Immediately, four or five security guards walked over here with batons in their hands, majestic and imposing!
Xu Zhonglei and the others know each other, and the leader!Can you not lick it?
They were originally from urban villages near this university town, and these universities gave them many employment opportunities.
The baton in his hand is also tightly held, and he has the courage to regard death as home!
But when they got closer and saw the fat black man, the four of them stopped involuntarily, stared at him with wide eyes, and thought to themselves, I, Cao, why is it this guy!
When Xu Zhonglei saw the crowd approaching, he felt courageous, but when he saw the crowd stop in the blink of an eye, he couldn't help being taken aback!
"What are you doing? Drive this black fat man out of school!" Xu Zhonglei roared.
Wang Meng looked at the crowd and sneered: "Is it the leader? What about the commander? The leader doesn't need to apologize for swearing, right? It's fine! You think you are the biggest here? Let me tell you, don't even think about leaving the university town today!"
When Xu Zhonglei heard this, he also became angry: "Security, drive people away, disturb the campus order, threaten the staff, I will forgive you if I don't call the police!"
But no one came up from the surrounding security guards. They looked around and didn't even look at the fat man.
How is this going?
Wang Meng also looked at the surrounding security guards with a smile, said goodbye to Bai Ye and Fatty with a smile, and left.
When Xu Zhonglei saw Wang Meng leave in despair, he also smiled: "Tch, I really think of myself as a character!"
At noon, Fatty and Bai Ye had dinner, when they suddenly heard commotion outside.
"Have you heard? Teacher Xu's car was stopped on the road and refused to let go!"
"Ah? Which Teacher Xu?"
"Xu Zhonglei! Our student director!"
"What's wrong with him? I don't know, and I don't know either. He's in the university city, surrounded by a group of people and can't move! The leader is said to be a black fat man!"
Bai Ye and Fatty looked at each other, got up and ran outside.
After running a few hundred meters, the scene in front of them immediately made them dumbfounded.
There are about 200 people, driving tricycles, vans, excavators, brick trucks, four coal trucks in the front and eight in the rear, forming a circle. The cars are full of people, each holding a sickle and a hoe , sticks, and rakes clamored.
The excavator's bucket was raised high, and there was a fat black man standing inside!
At this time, the winter sun was not dazzling, but it became the background of this guy.
The whole person is like a general, not only comes with BGM, but also has special effects~!
The fat man shivered for a while, and muttered in his mouth: It's so fucking shocking, a rising star in the world of pretending!Write it down, have to write it down.
Then he took out a pen and a small notebook with him, and quickly wrote: "This is a masterpiece of pretentiousness. It is fresh and refined, but full of domineering. It skillfully uses techniques to perfectly blend the rural atmosphere with the combination of urban and rural areas, creating a kind of earthy and fat. Soaring momentum, 666!"
When the fat man was thinking, he suddenly heard a deafening voice: "Fatty Master, I have one thing to say, and some two to say two. If I say I won't let you go, can you fucking go?"
The fat man took a closer look, Nima!Super version of the loudspeaker plus a wireless subwoofer!Perfect match!
record!Must write it down!
"Pretending to be a magic weapon No. 130 [-]: Loudspeaker and subwoofer, pretending to be aggressive invisibly, and thundering in the silent place. At this time, sound is better than silence. The sound must not only be there, but also loud and scary! Don't be afraid of the low sound, sir. There's a subwoofer!"
Bai Ye was dumbfounded looking at these two fat people. Sure enough, every fat person has a weird idea, not a family, not a family!
Ps: The veteran update is ready, haha, the fourth update has been delivered, thank you brothers and sisters for voting and rewarding!Test the waters of new books, your support is the blood of veterans!Now I feel bloody hot, cough cough.
Thanks: Xiao ④ is the most handsome, Nanyuanli, Queen Yimengxi, Queen's trumpet, Ximengxi, There is a fish on land, Shili koi, I received the reward from my little brother and sister, and the veteran will update it ( Parentheses, remember, there are three changes in total.)
(End of this chapter)
Along the way, everyone was discussing the exam questions.
"Disaster!"
"It's too difficult!"
"I finished 3 multiple-choice questions in half an hour, and I still guessed the answer in the end!"
"I'm desperate!"
If the other contestants are not complaining about the difficulty of the questions, they are just like Fatty. Their purpose of participating is very simple, and the focus is on participation!Maybe they don't even know what the topic is!
Even in the first classroom, which is the classroom where Bai Ye is located, there are 33 people who are the top 33 people in the province, but after they come out, they all sigh with their foreheads and are full of emotions.
Sun Qiaoyue, Liu Zhenxi, and Xu Zhonglei came out together, and saw Bai Ye and Fatty talking and laughing together.
Xu Zhonglei sneered and was about to move forward when he suddenly heard the fat man shouting.
"I, Cao, Ye Zi, today's question is so simple, is this the question for the provincial competition? Mengzi, how long have you been doing multiple choice questions?"
That Wang Meng is a black fat man, and he smiled naively: "Hey... this time is not as good as last time, it took nearly 20 minutes. What about you?"
The fat man laughed loudly: "You lose, I have 15 minutes, haha, I am indeed a genius!"
Xu Zhonglei was taken aback, and the corner of his mouth twitched, how long did he do the multiple choice questions?An hour and a half!The questions are not finished!
Three hours later, one of the essay questions was still not finished.
The multiple choice questions only took 20 minutes?This is absolutely impossible!Unless it's done blindly.
The fat man looked at Bai Ye with a smile: "Yezi, how did you do it? Is the question difficult this time? I just got caught up in it. I didn't even read the damn question well."
Bai Ye immediately choked on his own saliva: "You... awesome! It's okay, not too difficult, what did you choose for the multiple choice questions?"
The fat man chuckled: "This time, Fatty, I chose all the cs! Capital C, how about it? How many can I get right? I chose all the ABCDs for the multiple-choice questions. Haha, I think my writing went very smoothly today!"
Bai Ye recalled the answer, but he was also speechless. What kind of luck is this guy: "I'm convinced, this time there are 25 C's in the single choice, and 10 ABCD in the multi-choice. You're fucking lucky!"
Fatty was immediately happy: "Mengzi, did you hear that? Fatty, I'm so talented. I'm so right!"
At this time, Xu Zhonglei was already a little annoyed because he didn't do well in the exam. He suddenly heard a few people chatting and couldn't listen anymore: "It's more fun than being young! 25c? Hehe, the exam team will choose 25 cs, hehe. It's a loss. It's ridiculous that some people take him as the correct answer!"
Bai Ye and Fatty are fine, they know what Xu Zhonglei is, so what do you care about him if you are joking around?moron!
But Bai Ye and the fat man ignored it, but the black fat man Wang Meng went into a rage: "We talk about your business?"
When Xu Zhonglei heard this, he also became angry, and the exam was not going well: "How do you talk! This is a university, is this where you are arrogant?"
When Mengzi heard this, he immediately glared at Xu Zhonglei: "Did you call me arrogant first? Apologize quickly!"
This Wang Meng is nearly 190cm tall, and his weight is definitely over 200 kilograms. He also has a fierce face and dark complexion. He doesn't look like a good person at first glance!
This Xu Zhonglei was a little frightened when he was yelled at by the black fat man, but where is this place?Your own home base!
The last time I was in the hospital was not at school after all, but someone here murdered me?
Xu Zhonglei asked with a dark face: "In your class? Who is your instructor?"
Wang Meng chuckled: "You fat man, I'm a social mess, what's wrong? You don't have to apologize if you call the teacher? Let me tell you, it's not easy for anyone to come today! Don't fuckin' ink, apologize quickly!"
Xu Zhonglei sneered directly: "Yo? What about gangsters? Fighting? Do you know where this is? This is a university. Do you think everyone is a hooligan like you? Hmph!"
After finishing speaking, Xu Zhonglei said directly to the security guard next to him: "Security, come here and see what these people are doing! They don't observe discipline and want to hit someone?"
Immediately, four or five security guards walked over here with batons in their hands, majestic and imposing!
Xu Zhonglei and the others know each other, and the leader!Can you not lick it?
They were originally from urban villages near this university town, and these universities gave them many employment opportunities.
The baton in his hand is also tightly held, and he has the courage to regard death as home!
But when they got closer and saw the fat black man, the four of them stopped involuntarily, stared at him with wide eyes, and thought to themselves, I, Cao, why is it this guy!
When Xu Zhonglei saw the crowd approaching, he felt courageous, but when he saw the crowd stop in the blink of an eye, he couldn't help being taken aback!
"What are you doing? Drive this black fat man out of school!" Xu Zhonglei roared.
Wang Meng looked at the crowd and sneered: "Is it the leader? What about the commander? The leader doesn't need to apologize for swearing, right? It's fine! You think you are the biggest here? Let me tell you, don't even think about leaving the university town today!"
When Xu Zhonglei heard this, he also became angry: "Security, drive people away, disturb the campus order, threaten the staff, I will forgive you if I don't call the police!"
But no one came up from the surrounding security guards. They looked around and didn't even look at the fat man.
How is this going?
Wang Meng also looked at the surrounding security guards with a smile, said goodbye to Bai Ye and Fatty with a smile, and left.
When Xu Zhonglei saw Wang Meng leave in despair, he also smiled: "Tch, I really think of myself as a character!"
At noon, Fatty and Bai Ye had dinner, when they suddenly heard commotion outside.
"Have you heard? Teacher Xu's car was stopped on the road and refused to let go!"
"Ah? Which Teacher Xu?"
"Xu Zhonglei! Our student director!"
"What's wrong with him? I don't know, and I don't know either. He's in the university city, surrounded by a group of people and can't move! The leader is said to be a black fat man!"
Bai Ye and Fatty looked at each other, got up and ran outside.
After running a few hundred meters, the scene in front of them immediately made them dumbfounded.
There are about 200 people, driving tricycles, vans, excavators, brick trucks, four coal trucks in the front and eight in the rear, forming a circle. The cars are full of people, each holding a sickle and a hoe , sticks, and rakes clamored.
The excavator's bucket was raised high, and there was a fat black man standing inside!
At this time, the winter sun was not dazzling, but it became the background of this guy.
The whole person is like a general, not only comes with BGM, but also has special effects~!
The fat man shivered for a while, and muttered in his mouth: It's so fucking shocking, a rising star in the world of pretending!Write it down, have to write it down.
Then he took out a pen and a small notebook with him, and quickly wrote: "This is a masterpiece of pretentiousness. It is fresh and refined, but full of domineering. It skillfully uses techniques to perfectly blend the rural atmosphere with the combination of urban and rural areas, creating a kind of earthy and fat. Soaring momentum, 666!"
When the fat man was thinking, he suddenly heard a deafening voice: "Fatty Master, I have one thing to say, and some two to say two. If I say I won't let you go, can you fucking go?"
The fat man took a closer look, Nima!Super version of the loudspeaker plus a wireless subwoofer!Perfect match!
record!Must write it down!
"Pretending to be a magic weapon No. 130 [-]: Loudspeaker and subwoofer, pretending to be aggressive invisibly, and thundering in the silent place. At this time, sound is better than silence. The sound must not only be there, but also loud and scary! Don't be afraid of the low sound, sir. There's a subwoofer!"
Bai Ye was dumbfounded looking at these two fat people. Sure enough, every fat person has a weird idea, not a family, not a family!
Ps: The veteran update is ready, haha, the fourth update has been delivered, thank you brothers and sisters for voting and rewarding!Test the waters of new books, your support is the blood of veterans!Now I feel bloody hot, cough cough.
Thanks: Xiao ④ is the most handsome, Nanyuanli, Queen Yimengxi, Queen's trumpet, Ximengxi, There is a fish on land, Shili koi, I received the reward from my little brother and sister, and the veteran will update it ( Parentheses, remember, there are three changes in total.)
(End of this chapter)
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