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Chapter 412 The Story of Toilet Paper
Chapter 412 The Story of Toilet Paper
The practice of acupuncture and moxibustion is all about ingenuity, but the practice of finger strength cannot be the same as ordinary physical strength exercises.
There are dense distribution of nerve endings under the skin of the human body. When the nerve is stimulated, it will cause pain. However, if you are fast enough and the force is just right, then the patient will not feel when the needle is inserted.
Only when the acupuncture and moxibustion falls into the acupuncture points, there will be a feeling of soreness, numbness, swelling and pain. This feeling is called acupuncture.
Bai Ye has been practicing acupuncture every day for the past few days. He has a roll of toilet paper on his body at all times, and keeps stabbing it with needles.
In fact, acupuncture is not just a matter of using the two fingers of the right hand, it can be done left and right, because when you perform acupuncture on many parts of the human body, your right hand is very inconvenient, and you need to use your left hand. This is a consideration of a person's skills.
If the work is in peacetime, it will become everyone.
That's what it says.
The level of acupuncture and moxibustion is not just as simple as you know where to pierce and how long to pierce. .
The real acupuncture and moxibustion pay attention to a kind of combination and technique, and these differences mainly lie in the success rate, efficiency and recovery of treatment.
Of course, for common diseases, for most people who have mastered acupuncture and moxibustion techniques, they will basically have some good curative effects if they follow the procedures and guidelines. It is nothing more than the length of the cycle and the cure rate.
But for those diseases that are seriously dangerous or extremely fine-grained, there is a gap between different levels of acupuncturists.
Moreover, this gap is a geometric multiple increase!
Although Bai Ye is not a person who pursues perfection, he also hopes to do his best to do one thing to the best of his ability. If he encounters such a serious patient, Bai Ye does not want to be a typical case of failure. .
With the development of modern medicine, the research on the structure and function of the human body is becoming more and more thorough, and the accident rate of acupuncture and moxibustion is also getting higher and higher.
According to the latest research reports, there are more than 300 million acupuncture accidents every year. Remember, this is a 300D! [-]!
Of course, this is to count all accidents, large and small, including small things such as broken needles.
In the Respiratory Department of Western Hospital, there are countless patients who go to see a doctor every year because of pneumothorax caused by acupuncture.
How is pneumothorax caused?
The acupuncture needles puncture the apex of the lung or other parts of the lung, causing air leakage, it's as simple as that.
We all know that you need to be careful when getting acupuncture in the shoulders, neck, chest, and back to avoid diseases such as pneumothorax.
However, many people are not only not good enough, but also bold and self-confident, which leads to the injury of the patient, and the small hole of the needle tip cannot be found in a short time.
It takes time to accumulate. After the patient's pneumothorax symptoms appear, he doesn't know why he has a pneumothorax!
You go back to the doctor after three to five years, will they admit it?
Do not make jokes.
This is still a pneumothorax, it won’t kill you. Fengchi, Fengfu, Jiaji, Dumai and other acupoints around the spine, if you don’t have the ability, it’s better not to poke randomly, because once there is a problem, it will be a big problem. .
Every year, there are some big accidents when needles are inserted in these places, such as paraplegic patients, hemiplegic patients...
All in all, the skills are not deep enough, it is best not to mislead others by quack doctors.
The same is true for patients, sometimes it is best to find a relatively reliable doctor to practice medicine, otherwise... you don't know how to die.
There are countless examples of people who are full of lies and cannons, go around to treat diseases by showing off, and read medical books to become a doctor.
Sometimes it is said that a rat droppings ruins a pot of soup, but the development of Chinese medicine is inherently difficult, it is difficult to standardize, and it is even more difficult to improve!
Hey……
It’s far away, but there are many acupuncture points in these dangerous parts, and the curative effect is remarkable. Therefore, if you want to master acupuncture, you must master these places, and this requires consideration of the level of a doctor.
After all, any industry presents a pyramid phenomenon, with too many ordinary people and very few top performers.
During this time, Bai Ye practiced acupuncture every day.
From time to time, he muttered in his mouth:
"Insert the needle with the left hand, stab 0.5 inches obliquely!"
"Piercing 1.5 inches straight, explaining the depth in a simple way, inserting heavily and lifting lightly..."
"Holding a two-inch long needle in the right hand, piercing two acupoints, the force is fast and the speed is fast..."
"Replenishment method burns mountains and fires, three advances and one retreat, first shallow and then deep, three advances and three retreats, slow lifting and firm pressing, twirling nine times, each of the three parts of heaven, earth, and human beings, scraping the needle handle with nails..."
"It's cool through the sky, deep first and then shallow, using the six yin, three out and three in, tight lifting and slow pressing, slowly raising the needle..."
…………
These are routine operations, the simplest and most common acupuncture techniques, but generally speaking, the most basic ones are also the most difficult.
The avenue to simplicity, return to the basics.
Any skill has reached a high level, but in fact it is just a matter of flicking and flicking.
These days, Bai Ye's needles have been pricked many times. Anyway, there are more than 20 rolls of toilet paper in the doctor's duty room.
After each practice, with an attitude of not wasting, I tore off the tape on the outside of the toilet paper, put it in the hospital, and wiped it after washing my hands.
After all, as a doctor, one of the things I do the most every day is wash my hands.
Wash your hands after returning from ward rounds, washing hands after seeing patients, washing hands after going to the toilet, washing hands before eating...you have to wash your hands after doing everything.
Bai Ye felt that he had made some contributions to the department with his own pocket, and the department should reimburse him for toilet paper.
However, Bai Ye felt that his acupuncture techniques were constantly improving, and he could do it wherever he pointed, but it took practice to penetrate a few cents.
In the past few days, the patients in Wang Wenliang's hands are preparing to be discharged one after another. After all, the vacated beds will be used for the facial paralysis center.
After writing the discharge record smoothly, Wang Wenliang could finally go to the toilet to release his passion.
Wang Wenliang has a habit of writing medical records in a hurry, because he feels that this is efficient, and he feels that his steely will is honed under such circumstances.
When he came back from the toilet again, he sighed: "Hey, all my patients have been discharged, why is my heart so empty?"
Shi Na smiled: "It's not that my heart is empty, it's that my pockets are empty!"
Wang Wenliang smiled sheepishly: "I have them all. I'm used to being busy all of a sudden, and I still feel a little uncomfortable when I'm free."
Shi Na: "Of course, I'm used to earning a lot of money, and now I don't have patients all of a sudden, the mortgage is enough, right? By the way, Wen Liang, how much do you pay for the mortgage a month?"
Wang Wenliang sighed: "It's more than 8000. If you don't work hard this month, you won't be able to make up the mortgage."
Shi Na: "Come on, your little coffers are full, don't cry poorly, I have never seen you buy any big things, by the way, when you came to the hospital, you said you would treat us to dinner, and now you have been in the hospital for three years. I didn’t invite you out for a meal, Wang Wenliang, you can do it!”
The female doctor at the side couldn't listen anymore, and said: "That's right, tell me about you, a big man, who saves so much money and has no one to marry, why are you saving money, and don't want to spend it. If I earn you so much , Go buy a limited edition bag tomorrow."
Wang Wenliang was instantly annoyed!They look down on people...
"You...you say who doesn't have a date, I...I have it!"
Immediately, the people around were surprised: "Are you talking about someone? Oh, I'm going, big news! Come on, tell me, what's the origin, what are you doing? How tall..."
Wang Wenliang sneered: "Is my partner comparable to you ordinary people? Haha... I want to save money and buy her a 5 yuan diamond ring and propose!"
Speaking of this, Wang Wenliang patted Bai Ye's shoulder and said, "It's still Xiaoye who is very kind, sending toilet paper to the hospital every day, you see, if you don't buy toilet paper, you can save a lot of money! Haha... we all have to thank Xiaoye, How much contribution did you make to the department, didn't you?"
The surrounding doctors also nodded with a smile: "Yes!"
Bai Ye staggered suddenly, quickly distanced himself from Wang Wenliang, and asked with a heavy face:
"Brother Liang, have you washed your hands after going to the bathroom?"
Wang Wenliang: "Ah? Wash your hands? Wash it! What's wrong?"
Bai Ye shook his head: "Smell your hands to see if there is any strange smell!"
Wang Wenliang looked at Bai Ye suspiciously: "What do you mean? What's wrong with you?"
However, he still put his hand to his nose and sniffed vigorously. Suddenly, an intriguing and indescribable breath entered his nasal cavity...
Suddenly, Wang Wenliang looked at Bai Ye in horror: "You...you..."
Bai Ye said embarrassingly: "These papers are all the papers I finished with acupuncture, that is, I can wipe my hands after washing... If I go to the toilet... I'm worried that it will seep through? After all, maybe it's full of holes, right?" ?”
Suddenly...
The expressions of everyone in the entire office changed!
All of a sudden, there were waves of retching sounds one after another!
Bai Ye got up helplessly and ran away!
For several months after that, there was an inexplicable fear of toilet paper in the department, but Wang Wenliang's reaction was not so violent as a pure man in the department.
But since then, encephalopathy doctors bring their own toilet paper, and everyone has a roll in their drawer.
Before using it, I have to ask, is this paper Bai Ye's?
Bai Ye is really helpless for such a thing to happen, he is also kind...
In the past few days, Wang Wenliang has completely discharged the patients, and Jiao Liming has also started to send a batch of patients with facial paralysis into the ward one after another. For the convenience of management, he divided the 1 bed to 24 beds together to carry out rehabilitation treatment for facial paralysis.
Before Wang Wenliang had time to rest, he threw himself into a more busy work, but it seemed that this guy was happier.
(End of this chapter)
The practice of acupuncture and moxibustion is all about ingenuity, but the practice of finger strength cannot be the same as ordinary physical strength exercises.
There are dense distribution of nerve endings under the skin of the human body. When the nerve is stimulated, it will cause pain. However, if you are fast enough and the force is just right, then the patient will not feel when the needle is inserted.
Only when the acupuncture and moxibustion falls into the acupuncture points, there will be a feeling of soreness, numbness, swelling and pain. This feeling is called acupuncture.
Bai Ye has been practicing acupuncture every day for the past few days. He has a roll of toilet paper on his body at all times, and keeps stabbing it with needles.
In fact, acupuncture is not just a matter of using the two fingers of the right hand, it can be done left and right, because when you perform acupuncture on many parts of the human body, your right hand is very inconvenient, and you need to use your left hand. This is a consideration of a person's skills.
If the work is in peacetime, it will become everyone.
That's what it says.
The level of acupuncture and moxibustion is not just as simple as you know where to pierce and how long to pierce. .
The real acupuncture and moxibustion pay attention to a kind of combination and technique, and these differences mainly lie in the success rate, efficiency and recovery of treatment.
Of course, for common diseases, for most people who have mastered acupuncture and moxibustion techniques, they will basically have some good curative effects if they follow the procedures and guidelines. It is nothing more than the length of the cycle and the cure rate.
But for those diseases that are seriously dangerous or extremely fine-grained, there is a gap between different levels of acupuncturists.
Moreover, this gap is a geometric multiple increase!
Although Bai Ye is not a person who pursues perfection, he also hopes to do his best to do one thing to the best of his ability. If he encounters such a serious patient, Bai Ye does not want to be a typical case of failure. .
With the development of modern medicine, the research on the structure and function of the human body is becoming more and more thorough, and the accident rate of acupuncture and moxibustion is also getting higher and higher.
According to the latest research reports, there are more than 300 million acupuncture accidents every year. Remember, this is a 300D! [-]!
Of course, this is to count all accidents, large and small, including small things such as broken needles.
In the Respiratory Department of Western Hospital, there are countless patients who go to see a doctor every year because of pneumothorax caused by acupuncture.
How is pneumothorax caused?
The acupuncture needles puncture the apex of the lung or other parts of the lung, causing air leakage, it's as simple as that.
We all know that you need to be careful when getting acupuncture in the shoulders, neck, chest, and back to avoid diseases such as pneumothorax.
However, many people are not only not good enough, but also bold and self-confident, which leads to the injury of the patient, and the small hole of the needle tip cannot be found in a short time.
It takes time to accumulate. After the patient's pneumothorax symptoms appear, he doesn't know why he has a pneumothorax!
You go back to the doctor after three to five years, will they admit it?
Do not make jokes.
This is still a pneumothorax, it won’t kill you. Fengchi, Fengfu, Jiaji, Dumai and other acupoints around the spine, if you don’t have the ability, it’s better not to poke randomly, because once there is a problem, it will be a big problem. .
Every year, there are some big accidents when needles are inserted in these places, such as paraplegic patients, hemiplegic patients...
All in all, the skills are not deep enough, it is best not to mislead others by quack doctors.
The same is true for patients, sometimes it is best to find a relatively reliable doctor to practice medicine, otherwise... you don't know how to die.
There are countless examples of people who are full of lies and cannons, go around to treat diseases by showing off, and read medical books to become a doctor.
Sometimes it is said that a rat droppings ruins a pot of soup, but the development of Chinese medicine is inherently difficult, it is difficult to standardize, and it is even more difficult to improve!
Hey……
It’s far away, but there are many acupuncture points in these dangerous parts, and the curative effect is remarkable. Therefore, if you want to master acupuncture, you must master these places, and this requires consideration of the level of a doctor.
After all, any industry presents a pyramid phenomenon, with too many ordinary people and very few top performers.
During this time, Bai Ye practiced acupuncture every day.
From time to time, he muttered in his mouth:
"Insert the needle with the left hand, stab 0.5 inches obliquely!"
"Piercing 1.5 inches straight, explaining the depth in a simple way, inserting heavily and lifting lightly..."
"Holding a two-inch long needle in the right hand, piercing two acupoints, the force is fast and the speed is fast..."
"Replenishment method burns mountains and fires, three advances and one retreat, first shallow and then deep, three advances and three retreats, slow lifting and firm pressing, twirling nine times, each of the three parts of heaven, earth, and human beings, scraping the needle handle with nails..."
"It's cool through the sky, deep first and then shallow, using the six yin, three out and three in, tight lifting and slow pressing, slowly raising the needle..."
…………
These are routine operations, the simplest and most common acupuncture techniques, but generally speaking, the most basic ones are also the most difficult.
The avenue to simplicity, return to the basics.
Any skill has reached a high level, but in fact it is just a matter of flicking and flicking.
These days, Bai Ye's needles have been pricked many times. Anyway, there are more than 20 rolls of toilet paper in the doctor's duty room.
After each practice, with an attitude of not wasting, I tore off the tape on the outside of the toilet paper, put it in the hospital, and wiped it after washing my hands.
After all, as a doctor, one of the things I do the most every day is wash my hands.
Wash your hands after returning from ward rounds, washing hands after seeing patients, washing hands after going to the toilet, washing hands before eating...you have to wash your hands after doing everything.
Bai Ye felt that he had made some contributions to the department with his own pocket, and the department should reimburse him for toilet paper.
However, Bai Ye felt that his acupuncture techniques were constantly improving, and he could do it wherever he pointed, but it took practice to penetrate a few cents.
In the past few days, the patients in Wang Wenliang's hands are preparing to be discharged one after another. After all, the vacated beds will be used for the facial paralysis center.
After writing the discharge record smoothly, Wang Wenliang could finally go to the toilet to release his passion.
Wang Wenliang has a habit of writing medical records in a hurry, because he feels that this is efficient, and he feels that his steely will is honed under such circumstances.
When he came back from the toilet again, he sighed: "Hey, all my patients have been discharged, why is my heart so empty?"
Shi Na smiled: "It's not that my heart is empty, it's that my pockets are empty!"
Wang Wenliang smiled sheepishly: "I have them all. I'm used to being busy all of a sudden, and I still feel a little uncomfortable when I'm free."
Shi Na: "Of course, I'm used to earning a lot of money, and now I don't have patients all of a sudden, the mortgage is enough, right? By the way, Wen Liang, how much do you pay for the mortgage a month?"
Wang Wenliang sighed: "It's more than 8000. If you don't work hard this month, you won't be able to make up the mortgage."
Shi Na: "Come on, your little coffers are full, don't cry poorly, I have never seen you buy any big things, by the way, when you came to the hospital, you said you would treat us to dinner, and now you have been in the hospital for three years. I didn’t invite you out for a meal, Wang Wenliang, you can do it!”
The female doctor at the side couldn't listen anymore, and said: "That's right, tell me about you, a big man, who saves so much money and has no one to marry, why are you saving money, and don't want to spend it. If I earn you so much , Go buy a limited edition bag tomorrow."
Wang Wenliang was instantly annoyed!They look down on people...
"You...you say who doesn't have a date, I...I have it!"
Immediately, the people around were surprised: "Are you talking about someone? Oh, I'm going, big news! Come on, tell me, what's the origin, what are you doing? How tall..."
Wang Wenliang sneered: "Is my partner comparable to you ordinary people? Haha... I want to save money and buy her a 5 yuan diamond ring and propose!"
Speaking of this, Wang Wenliang patted Bai Ye's shoulder and said, "It's still Xiaoye who is very kind, sending toilet paper to the hospital every day, you see, if you don't buy toilet paper, you can save a lot of money! Haha... we all have to thank Xiaoye, How much contribution did you make to the department, didn't you?"
The surrounding doctors also nodded with a smile: "Yes!"
Bai Ye staggered suddenly, quickly distanced himself from Wang Wenliang, and asked with a heavy face:
"Brother Liang, have you washed your hands after going to the bathroom?"
Wang Wenliang: "Ah? Wash your hands? Wash it! What's wrong?"
Bai Ye shook his head: "Smell your hands to see if there is any strange smell!"
Wang Wenliang looked at Bai Ye suspiciously: "What do you mean? What's wrong with you?"
However, he still put his hand to his nose and sniffed vigorously. Suddenly, an intriguing and indescribable breath entered his nasal cavity...
Suddenly, Wang Wenliang looked at Bai Ye in horror: "You...you..."
Bai Ye said embarrassingly: "These papers are all the papers I finished with acupuncture, that is, I can wipe my hands after washing... If I go to the toilet... I'm worried that it will seep through? After all, maybe it's full of holes, right?" ?”
Suddenly...
The expressions of everyone in the entire office changed!
All of a sudden, there were waves of retching sounds one after another!
Bai Ye got up helplessly and ran away!
For several months after that, there was an inexplicable fear of toilet paper in the department, but Wang Wenliang's reaction was not so violent as a pure man in the department.
But since then, encephalopathy doctors bring their own toilet paper, and everyone has a roll in their drawer.
Before using it, I have to ask, is this paper Bai Ye's?
Bai Ye is really helpless for such a thing to happen, he is also kind...
In the past few days, Wang Wenliang has completely discharged the patients, and Jiao Liming has also started to send a batch of patients with facial paralysis into the ward one after another. For the convenience of management, he divided the 1 bed to 24 beds together to carry out rehabilitation treatment for facial paralysis.
Before Wang Wenliang had time to rest, he threw himself into a more busy work, but it seemed that this guy was happier.
(End of this chapter)
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