Almighty crossover king

Chapter 11
"I bought a watch last year..."

Zhang Fan @Everyone on Weibo, this sentence makes those people stupid.They were all confused and didn't know what this sentence meant.

"Brother Fan, what does this mean?"

"What does it have to do with them that you bought a watch last year?"

"That great god, let me explain..."

"What on earth does this mean?"

The spectators didn't know the meaning of this sentence at all, and even the anchors didn't know what it meant.

"Zhang Fan, what's the matter with buying a watch last year? What's there to show off when you buy a watch?"

A Biao replied directly.

"Your IQ is in arrears, please recharge in time..."

Zhang Fan's reply made everyone burst into laughter.

"Haha, I am so funny, so you can still scold people like this?"

"It's a long time to know..."

"Haha, I can understand this sentence..."

"collected……"

The spectators were amused, they had seen such a scolding battle before.A Biao blushed even more because of this sentence.

"You're a fucking dick..."

A Biao replied angrily.

"You are a well (considering your IQ problem, attach the answer: both are two."

Zhang Fan's reply made countless people laugh again.

"Haha, it turns out that Jing can still understand it this way..."

"I've known you for a long time..."

"It's true that you don't use dirty words when you curse..."

The netizens were lively, but A Biao and the others were so angry that their livers hurt.

"You are the number two, and your whole family is number two..."

A Biao continued to reply unwillingly.

"You are simply the solution set of X+2>4! (Can you think of the answer?)"

Netizens admired his reply once again, and A Biao was even more stunned by the weird curse words and didn't know how to answer.

"Haha, I know this, the answer is two to positive infinity, Brother Fan is mighty."

"It's so ruthless, it's the first time I've seen such swearing. But Brother Fan, what the hell is wrong with the watch I bought last year?"

"Yeah, what the hell is that?"

"Haha, I see. Brother Fan is so cruel, you take the first letter, and then associate it..."

"I'll go, haha, I'll fuck your mother, I'm really convinced..."

"Haha, this is really a test of IQ..."

Zhang Fan's swear words made everyone really knowledgeable. Swearing does not use dirty words, but it can kill people's anger.

"Can you stop talking? Your IQ will be exposed when you speak."

"Paste your photo on the wall to ward off evil spirits during the day and prevent pregnancy at night"

"2B is not happy with describing you with a pencil?"

"You are like a bitter melon, dressed so coolly and looking so angry."

"Looks so creative, lives so courageously!"

"You've been playing hooligans since you were a child, and you never forgot to look back when you were born."

Scolding Zhan, Zhang Fan started scolding Zhan to those people, not letting anyone off.Those who watched the live broadcast were admirable. When Zhang Fan swears, there are several lines in a minute, and the swearing does not contain profanity or repetition.For one person to directly scold dozens of people into silence, it's really a battle of words.

"Amazing, Brother Fan's level of cursing is beyond heaven..."

"Too awesome..."

"I finally know what a shrew is. No, a shrew..."

"Cultural people..."

"From now on, I'm Brother Fan's brainless fan..."

Many players have completely forgotten about the screenshots at this moment. They are looking at Zhang Fan's Weibo at this moment. For two hours, there are more than 300 classic curse quotes, and none of them are the same. .

"Hey, how lonely invincible is..."

The last Weibo made everyone laugh.Through the screen, everyone could feel Zhang Fan's ugly face.

"block……"

"It is strongly recommended to block such an anchor, and lose face..."

"Request title..."

Those anchors can't scold Zhang Fan, so they directly @黑手官方.

"Fuck, don't be ashamed, if you can't scold me, just use this method..."

"I finally understand that these people are just bullying Brother Fan, who is new here..."

"What the hell, that screenshot of Ah Zhu must be framed..."

"Everyone can take a look, these people are the anchors of Long March Film and Television, it must be Fan Ge who clashed with people from their company..."

"Really, damn..."

"I see……"

Netizens soon discovered that it was strange, the person who was scolding and fighting with Zhang Fan was actually the anchor of Long March Film and Television.At this time, some sensible people almost knew what was going on.

"Lonely looking forward to the spring in winter, and looking forward to the morning sun in the middle of the night. With beautiful faces and beautiful looks, looking forward to rich money, idle mistresses looking forward to hooligans. Lonely wolves looking forward to female ghosts, single old men looking forward to aunts. Acting looking forward to winning awards, and being an anchor looking forward to dying together. "

Zhang Fan's Weibo was updated again, and countless people laughed when they saw the content.

"I'm going, are you really ruthless?"

"Hahaha, I laughed so hard..."

"As expected, when the anchor is looking forward to death..."

"Damn, a group of people bullying one person, it's really fucking knowledgeable..."

"They must be jealous of Brother Fan, that's why..."

"I'll be Brother Fan's brainless fan from now on..."

Many people have seen the truth of the matter clearly at this moment.After knowing the truth, some people here didn't know Zhang Fan before, but now they directly become Zhang Fan's fans.

In the room, Amo and the others looked extremely ugly.A group of people can't scold only one person, and Ba Pan slapped them hard.

"It's very late, and finally I'll tell you a story to go to bed. It is said that in the Song Dynasty, there was a couple who were very affectionate and were envied by people in ten miles and eight villages. One day, this man fell seriously ill, so he said to his wife: Daughter-in-law, After I die, you can find someone to marry..."

"When the girl heard this, she hurriedly said, husband, I am your man in life, and your ghost in death. Even if you die, I will keep my filial piety for you for the rest of my life. The man looked at his daughter-in-law, very pleased, and finally Died."

"After the man left, the villagers buried him magnificently. After he was buried, everyone suddenly saw his wife holding a fan and fanning vigorously at the grave. Seeing this scene, the villagers shook their heads. It turned out that Ah, there is a local custom that after a man dies, the woman must wait for the soil on the grave to dry before remarrying..."

"It's just what the saying goes: everyone said kindness before death, and everyone wants to fan the grave after death. It's hard to draw a dragon or a tiger. It's hard to draw a bone. Knowing people knows the face but not the heart."

Zhang Fan's Weibo was updated again, this is a short story.But after reading this story, everyone knows who this story is about.

The irony of this story is Liu Yizhu.When the husband was there, he showed affection, and at that time, he swore to each other forever.But not long after her husband died, he hooked up with other men.

"Excellent, Brother Fan, I completely admire..."

"Drawing a dragon and a tiger is hard to draw the bone, knowing the face of the person but not the heart, Brother Fan's words are too philosophical..."

"I didn't expect Brother Fan to be so good..."

"Brother Fan, we support you..."

Many people were conquered by the last four sentences.And Liu Yizhu, who was reading Weibo, was so angry that she almost fainted after reading this story.The previous thousand words are not as cruel as this story.This story directly nailed Liu Yizhu to the pillar of shame.

(End of this chapter)