Almighty crossover king
Chapter 253 The old driver is driving
Chapter 253 The old driver is driving
"Brother Fan, you haven't married yet, have you? What do you think of me?"
The fourth sister blinked and looked at Zhang Fan's shy face.
"Hey, are you already a mother?"
Uncle Cai shouted loudly.
"What's wrong with being a mother? You can get a divorce..."
Uncle Cai shook his head helplessly at Fourth Sister's upright words, and Zhang Fan had seen the power of Fourth Sister.
"Actually, among the many experiences. I think Zhang Fan has a period of experience that is the most legendary. Fourth sister, do you know that period?"
Uncle Cai asked mysteriously.
"Being a world champion in Japan?"
Fourth sister couldn't help asking, Uncle Cai nodded.
"Gambling in Macau?"
"Challenge the Guinness Book of Records?"
The fourth sister gave several answers in a row, and Uncle Cai shook his head.
"What is it exactly?"
The fourth sister said frantically.
"Hehe, I can't guess it. The most legendary thing is not these, but the fact that Zhang Fan disguised himself as a woman to participate in the competition. If he hadn't announced it himself, no one would know that Zhang Yi is Zhang Fan."
When Uncle Cai finished speaking, everyone immediately became curious.Many people don't know about this.
"Tell me, what's going on? Who is Zhang Yi?"
The fourth sister hurriedly asked.
"Hey, let's watch a short video..."
An edited short film appeared on the big screen behind.When they saw Zhang Yi's face, everyone's eyes widened.
"My God, how is that possible?"
"How could a man be so beautiful..."
"Yes, how is it possible?"
"This……?"
"No way..."
The audience at the scene couldn't help discussing, which was too exaggerated.No matter how you look at the two faces, they don't look alike.
"I don't believe it, props and props. We need to prove it on the spot..."
The fourth sister said loudly, and asked someone to push the props up.A dressing table was pushed up.Then everyone stared at Zhang Fan, Zhang Fan looked at everyone present and laughed.
"I don't really wear makeup in front of the camera."
Zhang Fan couldn't help but said.
"It's okay, man, New Year's Eve is always going to be broken."
Fourth sister's words almost made many people laugh.
"How about we change the game. I think Uncle Cai has great potential. I will put some makeup on Uncle Cai and make him a beautiful woman."
Zhang Fan's words caught everyone's eyes.The fourth sister's eyes also lit up.
"This is good……"
The fourth sister said loudly.
"No, no, it doesn't matter to me."
Uncle Cai hurriedly said loudly.
"Haha, come on, Mr. Zhang will personally do your makeup for you. This is a rare opportunity."
The fourth sister directly pressed Uncle Cai on the stool, and there was a commotion at the scene.Zhang Fan also took out makeup tools and began to apply makeup to Uncle Cai.
"Hey, you should give me a mirror anyway. Who knows how you are playing now?"
"My night is not guaranteed?"
Uncle Cai shouted aggrievedly.
"You have evening festivals there, you only have old age."
The fourth sister couldn't help being shocked, Zhang Fan seriously put on makeup for Uncle Cai.Zhang Fan moved very fast.
Uncle Cai turned his back to the stage, and the audience was also full of curiosity. Ten minutes later, Zhang Fan put the wig on for Uncle Cai.
"All right……"
Zhang Fan smiled and asked Uncle Cai to stand up.The fourth sister and the others looked at Uncle Cai curiously, and the camera was also on Uncle Cai.
"Please turn around..."
Zhang Fan said softly, and Uncle Cai turned around slowly.When they saw Uncle Cai's face, all the people suddenly exclaimed.
"Wow……"
"This……"
"My goodness……"
"This……"
"Is this Uncle Cai?"
Even Fourth Sister's eyes widened, and Uncle Cai was anxious to know what he looked like.
"Uncle Cai, please look at the big screen..."
The big screen lights up, and the face after makeup appears on the big screen.An elderly uncle, after applying makeup, turned into a coquettish woman.
If you only look at the face, this face is very sexy.It is absolutely impossible to see that this is a man's face.At this moment, everyone finally saw Zhang Fan's makeup skills.
"Haha, Uncle Cai, you can go to Thailand now."
Fourth sister's words made Uncle Cai look resentful.
"Haha, thank you Uncle Cai for your cooperation. Let Uncle Cai go to the backstage to take off his makeup. Today, besides Brother Fan, there are also a group of beauties. These beauties are young and beautiful girls from Taiwan. Let us applaud and welcome... ..."
The fourth sister said loudly that not one guest was invited in the first issue of "Here Comes the Big Names".
Accompanied by applause, a group of young and beautiful girls came out.One is very beautiful, eighteen young and beautiful girls, all about sixteen or seventeen years old, look very attractive.
"Hi, everyone, we are the young and beautiful girl group. I am the captain Zizai..."
Everyone came out, and a girl introduced with a smile.
"Let's applaud these beauties. Brother Fan, aren't these girls beautiful?"
The fourth sister looked at Zhang Fan and said with a smile, those girls also looked adoring after seeing Zhang Fan.These girls knew how powerful Zhang Fan was. Compared with Zhang Fan, their combination was far, far worse.Being able to become a big name is entirely the powerful strength behind the company.
"It's all beautiful..."
Zhang Fan nodded.
"Brother Fan, I have a question to ask you now. Do you have a girlfriend?"
The fourth sister immediately asked gossip, which made everyone curious.This kind of gossip is everyone's favorite.
"No……"
Zhang Fan shook his head.
"Then aren't you lonely at night? Also, what do you do if you have certain needs?"
The fourth sister's words made the audience wow, this is too explicit.
"You can jerk off."
At this time, a member of the beautiful girl group couldn't help but said, this sentence made the audience burst into laughter.The girl rushing to answer couldn't help but blushed suddenly.
"No, they call it masturbation in mainland China."
The fourth sister went on to say, causing another round of laughter.
"They all have the same meaning, but the weapon specifications are different."
Zhang Fan answered a sentence randomly, which made everyone on the scene laugh.
"Hahahaha, it can't be done. It turns out that Brother Fan is the old driver."
The fourth sister couldn't help laughing wildly.
"Hey Hey……"
Zhang Fan made a strange voice with a strange yin and yang tone, which made everyone laugh again.
"Hey, don't change the subject. You haven't answered my question yet?"
The fourth sister hurriedly said that everyone also looked at Zhang Fan.
"Hey, it looks like I can't hide it."
Zhang Fan sighed, and everyone's eyes widened, waiting for the big news to be broadcast.
"In fact, I usually solve it internally."
Zhang Fan said seriously, this made everyone dumbfounded.
"It's time for my wife to show up. Come, meet my wife..."
Zhang Fan directly raised his hand to shake hands with the fourth sister, and everyone reacted at this time.
"Pfft..."
"I'm dying of laughter, it turns out that Zhang Fan is the old driver..."
"Hahaha, Fourth Sister has been fooled..."
"Teasing me..."
"Internal solution, hahaha..."
"I go……"
The audience laughed, and everyone knew it at this moment.Zhang Fan is the old driver, and the fourth sister was fooled by Zhang Fan for being so bold and pungent. There is no one who can fool the fourth sister.
(End of this chapter)
"Brother Fan, you haven't married yet, have you? What do you think of me?"
The fourth sister blinked and looked at Zhang Fan's shy face.
"Hey, are you already a mother?"
Uncle Cai shouted loudly.
"What's wrong with being a mother? You can get a divorce..."
Uncle Cai shook his head helplessly at Fourth Sister's upright words, and Zhang Fan had seen the power of Fourth Sister.
"Actually, among the many experiences. I think Zhang Fan has a period of experience that is the most legendary. Fourth sister, do you know that period?"
Uncle Cai asked mysteriously.
"Being a world champion in Japan?"
Fourth sister couldn't help asking, Uncle Cai nodded.
"Gambling in Macau?"
"Challenge the Guinness Book of Records?"
The fourth sister gave several answers in a row, and Uncle Cai shook his head.
"What is it exactly?"
The fourth sister said frantically.
"Hehe, I can't guess it. The most legendary thing is not these, but the fact that Zhang Fan disguised himself as a woman to participate in the competition. If he hadn't announced it himself, no one would know that Zhang Yi is Zhang Fan."
When Uncle Cai finished speaking, everyone immediately became curious.Many people don't know about this.
"Tell me, what's going on? Who is Zhang Yi?"
The fourth sister hurriedly asked.
"Hey, let's watch a short video..."
An edited short film appeared on the big screen behind.When they saw Zhang Yi's face, everyone's eyes widened.
"My God, how is that possible?"
"How could a man be so beautiful..."
"Yes, how is it possible?"
"This……?"
"No way..."
The audience at the scene couldn't help discussing, which was too exaggerated.No matter how you look at the two faces, they don't look alike.
"I don't believe it, props and props. We need to prove it on the spot..."
The fourth sister said loudly, and asked someone to push the props up.A dressing table was pushed up.Then everyone stared at Zhang Fan, Zhang Fan looked at everyone present and laughed.
"I don't really wear makeup in front of the camera."
Zhang Fan couldn't help but said.
"It's okay, man, New Year's Eve is always going to be broken."
Fourth sister's words almost made many people laugh.
"How about we change the game. I think Uncle Cai has great potential. I will put some makeup on Uncle Cai and make him a beautiful woman."
Zhang Fan's words caught everyone's eyes.The fourth sister's eyes also lit up.
"This is good……"
The fourth sister said loudly.
"No, no, it doesn't matter to me."
Uncle Cai hurriedly said loudly.
"Haha, come on, Mr. Zhang will personally do your makeup for you. This is a rare opportunity."
The fourth sister directly pressed Uncle Cai on the stool, and there was a commotion at the scene.Zhang Fan also took out makeup tools and began to apply makeup to Uncle Cai.
"Hey, you should give me a mirror anyway. Who knows how you are playing now?"
"My night is not guaranteed?"
Uncle Cai shouted aggrievedly.
"You have evening festivals there, you only have old age."
The fourth sister couldn't help being shocked, Zhang Fan seriously put on makeup for Uncle Cai.Zhang Fan moved very fast.
Uncle Cai turned his back to the stage, and the audience was also full of curiosity. Ten minutes later, Zhang Fan put the wig on for Uncle Cai.
"All right……"
Zhang Fan smiled and asked Uncle Cai to stand up.The fourth sister and the others looked at Uncle Cai curiously, and the camera was also on Uncle Cai.
"Please turn around..."
Zhang Fan said softly, and Uncle Cai turned around slowly.When they saw Uncle Cai's face, all the people suddenly exclaimed.
"Wow……"
"This……"
"My goodness……"
"This……"
"Is this Uncle Cai?"
Even Fourth Sister's eyes widened, and Uncle Cai was anxious to know what he looked like.
"Uncle Cai, please look at the big screen..."
The big screen lights up, and the face after makeup appears on the big screen.An elderly uncle, after applying makeup, turned into a coquettish woman.
If you only look at the face, this face is very sexy.It is absolutely impossible to see that this is a man's face.At this moment, everyone finally saw Zhang Fan's makeup skills.
"Haha, Uncle Cai, you can go to Thailand now."
Fourth sister's words made Uncle Cai look resentful.
"Haha, thank you Uncle Cai for your cooperation. Let Uncle Cai go to the backstage to take off his makeup. Today, besides Brother Fan, there are also a group of beauties. These beauties are young and beautiful girls from Taiwan. Let us applaud and welcome... ..."
The fourth sister said loudly that not one guest was invited in the first issue of "Here Comes the Big Names".
Accompanied by applause, a group of young and beautiful girls came out.One is very beautiful, eighteen young and beautiful girls, all about sixteen or seventeen years old, look very attractive.
"Hi, everyone, we are the young and beautiful girl group. I am the captain Zizai..."
Everyone came out, and a girl introduced with a smile.
"Let's applaud these beauties. Brother Fan, aren't these girls beautiful?"
The fourth sister looked at Zhang Fan and said with a smile, those girls also looked adoring after seeing Zhang Fan.These girls knew how powerful Zhang Fan was. Compared with Zhang Fan, their combination was far, far worse.Being able to become a big name is entirely the powerful strength behind the company.
"It's all beautiful..."
Zhang Fan nodded.
"Brother Fan, I have a question to ask you now. Do you have a girlfriend?"
The fourth sister immediately asked gossip, which made everyone curious.This kind of gossip is everyone's favorite.
"No……"
Zhang Fan shook his head.
"Then aren't you lonely at night? Also, what do you do if you have certain needs?"
The fourth sister's words made the audience wow, this is too explicit.
"You can jerk off."
At this time, a member of the beautiful girl group couldn't help but said, this sentence made the audience burst into laughter.The girl rushing to answer couldn't help but blushed suddenly.
"No, they call it masturbation in mainland China."
The fourth sister went on to say, causing another round of laughter.
"They all have the same meaning, but the weapon specifications are different."
Zhang Fan answered a sentence randomly, which made everyone on the scene laugh.
"Hahahaha, it can't be done. It turns out that Brother Fan is the old driver."
The fourth sister couldn't help laughing wildly.
"Hey Hey……"
Zhang Fan made a strange voice with a strange yin and yang tone, which made everyone laugh again.
"Hey, don't change the subject. You haven't answered my question yet?"
The fourth sister hurriedly said that everyone also looked at Zhang Fan.
"Hey, it looks like I can't hide it."
Zhang Fan sighed, and everyone's eyes widened, waiting for the big news to be broadcast.
"In fact, I usually solve it internally."
Zhang Fan said seriously, this made everyone dumbfounded.
"It's time for my wife to show up. Come, meet my wife..."
Zhang Fan directly raised his hand to shake hands with the fourth sister, and everyone reacted at this time.
"Pfft..."
"I'm dying of laughter, it turns out that Zhang Fan is the old driver..."
"Hahaha, Fourth Sister has been fooled..."
"Teasing me..."
"Internal solution, hahaha..."
"I go……"
The audience laughed, and everyone knew it at this moment.Zhang Fan is the old driver, and the fourth sister was fooled by Zhang Fan for being so bold and pungent. There is no one who can fool the fourth sister.
(End of this chapter)
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