Almighty crossover king

Chapter 28 The tricky brain teaser

"Brother Fan, the war has begun..."

"Haha, is Lu Xiaoou looking for death on his own?"

"Dare to ridicule Brother Fan, it's really an old birthday star who eats arsenic..."

"Call Brother Fan..."

Lu Xiaoou's Weibo made netizens excited.Zhang Fan's deeds are well-known. At the beginning, Zhang Fan had nothing to say about the black hands in the live broadcast circle.

"Boss Lu, let your filming team use it."

At the panda headquarters, Zhang Fan greeted Lu Kai.

"What? Are you going to scold me back?"

Lu Kai knew Zhang Fan's deeds very well. Now that Lu Xiaoou provoked him, Lu Kai thought Zhang Fan would scold him back.

"Mr. Lu, we are artists now, so we need to pay attention to our image."

Lu Kai couldn't help laughing at Zhang Fan's words.Directly let the filming team follow Zhang Fan away.

"What happened to Brother Fan?"

"Why is there no movement on Weibo?"

"Yeah? What's the matter?"

"Brother Fan, Brother Fan, the war has begun..."

Seeing that Zhang Fan didn't respond, many fans became anxious.

"It's normal for someone not to dare to respond. Facts speak louder than words. I really can't believe that a person who can only swear and hype can become an entertainer. Hey, what a mouse dropping ruined a pot of porridge..."

"Strongly demand to block someone, the scum in the industry..."

"A person's quality determines the future..."

"He's just an upstart who got lucky..."

Seeing that Zhang Fan didn't respond, Lu Xiaoou and the others yelled again.

"Fuck, I can't take it anymore, brothers, let's fight..."

"Lu Dasha, are you here to tease me?"

"Silly Lu, I bought a watch last year..."

"Silly Lu..."

Zhang Fan didn't fight back, but Zhang Fan's fans couldn't take it anymore, they started to fight back on Lu Xiaoou's Weibo.

"Get out, as expected, what kind of person raises what kind of dog, the artist's quality is poor, and the fans' quality is also poor..."

"Yeah, my brother Ou is so handsome..."

"get out……"

"It's so funny..."

Lu Xiaoou and the others also had fans, and the fans of both sides immediately started a scolding battle.

"Someone, take care of your dogs, don't let them come out and bite people."

Lu Xiaoou updated Weibo again, this sentence made Zhang Fan's fans completely angry.

"Fuck, you also said that my Brother Fan's quality is poor. You are the fucking cancer of the industry..."

"What the hell……"

"Trash, I will never watch "Little Ouqi Tan" again..."

"Brother Fan, take revenge for us..."

The fans responded fiercely, and Zhang Fan's Weibo was almost maxed out by everyone.

Zhang Fan's Weibo was finally updated. After seeing the content of Weibo, many fans suddenly became excited.

"Hahaha, lore..."

"It's still the same taste..."

"Fan Ge is mighty..."

"Hahaha, let's see what grades are..."

"Brothers, come back..."

Zhang Fan's fans were very excited, but Lu Xiaoou and the others were so angry that they almost vomited blood after seeing Zhang Fan's Weibo.

"This Zhang Fan has such a sharp mouth."

Lu Kai looked at Zhang Fan's updated Weibo and couldn't help shaking his head.The other staff members of Panda TV looked at Zhang Fan's Weibo with admiration.

There was only one paragraph in Zhang Fan's Weibo, but this paragraph suddenly made Lu Xiaoou and the others at a loss as to how to fight back.

"Brothers, come back! Remember, never try to defeat a fool, because he will lower your IQ to the same level as him, and then defeat you with rich experience..."

In Wang Cong's villa in Shanghai, Wang Cong burst into laughter after seeing this sentence.

"This brother Fan, really tastes right."

Wang Cong was very happy during this time.Zhang Fan and "Fan Gexiu" became popular, so that the traffic of Panda skyrocketed.Yesterday Wang Cong asked a professional team to evaluate it. The current value of the panda is as high as [-] billion.

In one month, the value of pandas increased by [-] million yuan, which made Wang Cong famous.So during this period of time, Wang Cong was so happy.

"Hehe, it's funny, someone seems to have never finished junior high school, right? A person who didn't finish junior high school actually said that a graduate student has a problem with IQ. This is really ridiculous..."

Lu Xiaoou directly @张范.

"It's really okay? That's good? I'll give you a few brain teasers to test you. The tortoise and the rabbit race, and the pig is the referee. Then the tortoise and the rabbit cross the finish line together. Who do you think the referee will judge as the winner?"

Zhang Fan quickly posted a Weibo and directly @吕小ou.

"Of course it's tied for first place. Is this considered a brain teaser?"

Lu Xiaoou replied disdainfully.

"Congratulations, you got the answer right. Please listen to the second question. It's Chinese New Year and there are no new year goods. There is only a pig and a donkey. Who should be killed first?"

"Of course it's a pig. We all eat pork during Chinese New Year."

"Congratulations, you got the answer right. Please listen to the third question: Put the three ancient sages: Confucius, Mencius, and Lao Tzu together with an old sow. The next day the old sow became pregnant. If Mencius did not do it, then who did it?"

"Of course I am."

"Congratulations, you got the answer right. Please listen to the fourth question. A face fell from the sky. Do you want it?"

"don't want……"

"Please listen to the fifth question: You have a running race with a bear. What do you hope the result will be?"

"I won..."

"Please listen to the last question: Why didn't a pig run out of the house and see the big tree but not turn around?"

"Pigs can't react."

Zhang Fan and Lu Xiaoou quickly interacted on Weibo, and both sides responded quickly to six consecutive questions.

"Hey, I won't play anymore. I'm afraid that if I continue to play, my IQ will be lowered by you. Don't be the host, just fart and chase after yourself."

Zhang Fan finally posted a Weibo, this Weibo turned Lu Xiaoou's face livid, and the netizens burst out laughing.

"Zhang Fan, what do you mean? Could it be that my answer is wrong. Well, tell me the specific answer."

Lu Xiaoou asked directly.

"There are brain damage every year, especially this year. I've seen people picking up money, but I've never seen someone picking up scolding. Considering IQ issues, I'll give you answers one by one."

Zhang Fan replied to Lu Xiaoou again, and attached the answer. When he saw the answer, Lu Xiaoou was so angry that he almost smashed the computer.

"Hahaha, so that's the case, Brother Fan is too hurt..."

"Brother Fan is really amazing, so he answered it like this."

"These questions are big pits. No matter how you answer them, they are pits."

Netizens started a heated discussion, and these brain teasers were also forwarded and swiped the screen.

"Niuniu, my sister will give you a brain teaser."

In a university dormitory, a girl raised her head and said to the girl beside her.

"OK……"

Niuniu nodded.

"The tortoise and the hare race, and the pig is the referee. Then the tortoise and the hare cross the finish line together. Who do you think the referee will judge as the winner?"

The girl looked at Niuniu and asked.

"It should be a win-win situation, right?"

Niuniu thought for a while and said.

"I don't know, pigs know."

Niu Niu finally realized what the girl said.

"Ah, girl, you are too bad..."

"Haha, you are too stupid..."

There was a commotion in the dormitory, and these brain teasers were quickly circulated on the Internet.

(End of this chapter)