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Chapter 505 Shit is everywhere ([-] updates every day, please subscribe~)

Wu Lijiang heard the wailing of his native dog, and hurried out, shouting: "What's wrong?"

Wu Jianfeng, on the other hand, looked at Wu Jianye dissatisfied. Just when he was about to say something, his face suddenly became ugly. I also started sweating.

Seeing this, Wu Jianye knew that the medicine must be effective, and then kindly asked Second Grandpa, "Second Grandpa, how many toilets are there in your house?"

The Second Grandfather pointed to the outside in confusion and said, "Just one!"

Wu Jianye looked at Wu Lifeng with pity, and said: "You heard, there is only one, your father is outside now, it depends on which of you two is faster."

"Damn it, Wu Jian wailing." At this moment, Wu Lifeng no longer had the courage to talk to Wu Jianye, and ran out with an extremely twisted gesture.

Seeing this, the second grandfather asked, "What's the matter?"

Others in the room also looked at Wu Jianye very curiously.

Wu Jianye scratched his head, and somewhat embarrassedly told everyone what Zhao Xiaofeng told him just now, and everyone in the room fell silent after listening.

This is the first time they have experienced the horror of bear children.

"Then this chicken soup." Second Grandpa pointed to the pot of chicken soup and asked.

Wu Jianye said: "I definitely can't drink any more, I think it's better to pour it!"

Everyone nodded.

At this time, Wu Lijiang had already heard Wu Lijiang yelling again in the yard, "Are you all right, bastard?"

"No"

"I"

"Master, if it wasn't for you, you should go home quickly." Wu Jianye kindly reminded.

"You wait for me!" When he said this, Wu Lijiang's voice became farther and farther away. At this time, Wu Jianye and others also walked out of the room, and saw that dog that Wu Lijiang liked was spraying all the way. Sarah ran all the way
That scene, anyway, whoever saw it understood.

"Second Fatty, what about this?" Second Grandpa asked worriedly.

Wu Jianye knew what Second Grandpa was worried about, and immediately said: "I also ran in to stop everyone just as soon as I found out."

The second grandpa breathed a sigh of relief.

Since it has nothing to do with Wu Jianye, that's fine. Zhou Fei made it up, so it's their Zhou family's business. Wu Lijiang just wanted to find someone to settle the score, and it was also a Zhou family's business.

"Wu Lijiang, you bastard, why are you bullying my grandson, you old man has a face?" At this moment, Zhou Tao's father's voice suddenly came from outside the courtyard, loud and angry.

Then I saw Zhou Tao's father walking into the yard with a wooden stick, and then saw Wu Jianye and others.

He had been dealing with all kinds of relatives just now, and it wasn't until after the matter was over that he heard Sun Qing say that her grandson was angry. Father Zhou Tao, how could he bear it? Went to the second grandpa's house, perfectly staggered away from Wu Lijiang.

"Second Uncle, where's Wu Lijiang?" Zhou Tao's father looked at Second Grandpa angrily, and shouted, "You old Wu parents are ashamed, you are so old, bullying a child, how shameless?"

Wu Jianye hurried over to persuade him.

"Uncle Zhou, you haven't seen Zhou Fei yet?"

"No, what's wrong?"

"If you see it, you won't be so angry!" Wu Jianye said.

"How can I not be angry? Zhou Fei is a child who is not yet nine years old. He bullies a child like an old man. I can't be angry anymore? Er Fatty, you don't know how honest a child Fei Fei is. "

Hearing this, the people in the entire yard looked at Zhou Tao's father in a dead silence. If it was half an hour ago, they really thought so, but now?
"Look, if you don't speak, do you also think that what I said is reasonable, and tell me about that old boy Wu Lijiang?" Zhou Tao's father shouted.

Wu Jianye thought for a while and decided to tell Zhou Tao's father in a down-to-earth manner.

"Uncle Zhou, my uncle has gone home, and Wu Jianfeng is in the toilet, what happened today?"

As a result, Zhou Tao's father had a violent temper. When he heard that Wu Lijiang had returned home, only Wu Jianfeng was left here, he immediately roared angrily: "Okay, clean up the small ones first, and then clean up the big ones."

After finishing speaking, leaving Wu Jianye who hadn't finished speaking, he ran straight to the toilet with the stick in his hand.

"Don't think that I can forgive you just because you shit."

"What are you doing? Wait. Wait a minute. Ah!!!!!!"

Hearing the screams in the toilet, Wu Jianye and the others came to their senses, and the second grandfather also anxiously shouted with his walking stick, "Hurry up and pull him out."

Wu Jianye didn't leave. The picture in the toilet at this time must not be very good-looking, even very eye-catching. If something gets on it again, it will not be worth the loss.

In the end, it was the rest of the Wu family who ran into the toilet and dragged Zhou Tao's father out, while Wu Jianfeng continued to wail inside, "It's unreasonable."

The voice is so tragic that even Wu Jianye, who has always been indifferent to Wu Jianfeng, can hear the grievance in this voice.
"Don't drag me, don't think you have a lot of Wu families, I'm afraid, tell you that there are also many people in our Wu family." Zhou Tao's father struggled and shouted.

At this time, Wu Jianye walked up to Father Zhou Tao again, but he smelled a pungent smell. Seeing that there were many yellow spots on Father Zhou Tao's trouser legs, he immediately took a few steps back.

"Uncle Zhou, this is actually the case."

Then Wu Jianye explained Zhou Fei's own revenge experience to Zhou Tao's father.

The expression on Zhou Tao's father's face also gradually changed from anger to embarrassment, and finally stopped struggling, and asked in a low voice: "What you said is true?"

Wu Jianye pointed in the direction of the toilet and said, "Can there be a fake?"

"Okay, I'll ask about it." After saying this, Zhou Tao's father had already walked slowly towards the outside of the yard, but when he walked out, everyone suddenly heard him laughing.

Seeing what happened now, the old Wu's dinner party must not be completed, Wu Jianye comforted the second grandfather a few words, then took his leave and left.

When Wu Jianye returned to his home, he saw Zhou Tao sitting at the door, covering his hands and waiting for him.

"Is what Zhou Fei said true?"

Obviously he also knew what happened just now from Zhou Fei's mouth.

Wu Jianye nodded dumbfounded, and said, "Fortunately, I found out immediately, if Second Grandpa drank that bowl of chicken soup, something serious would happen!"

Zhou Tao also looked terrified, but when he thought of that scene, he couldn't help laughing.

"This matter really needs to clean up that brat, I didn't find him so skinny before!" Zhou Tao finally said.

This Zhou Tao didn't talk about the situation, just like what Wu Jianye said, Wu Jianye found out quickly, if, as Wu Jianye said, the second grandfather ate the pot of chicken soup, it would be a big deal .

In the end Zhou Tao went back to clean up the bear, and Wu Jianye walked into his yard calmly.

At this time, Zhu Zhuan had also returned, and when he saw Wu Jianye, he immediately asked what happened there.

But looking at her expression, she was holding back her laughter, and my old lady didn't have so many scruples. Hearing what Wu Jianye said, she couldn't help laughing.

Then grandma and grandpa said: "Tomorrow will be lively. Wu Lijiang and his son will not let this matter go so easily."

Wu Jianye smiled and said, "Tomorrow will probably be fine."

Grandma smiled at Wu Jianye and asked, "Why?"

Wu Jianye replied: "According to the dosage Zhou Fei said, it is estimated that Wu Lijiang and his son will not have the strength to get up tomorrow."

Everyone: "."

In fact, as Wu Jianye said, Wu Lijiang and his son stayed at home for a whole day the next day, and they didn't have time to settle accounts with Zhou Tao and his family.

It wasn't until the third day that Wu Lijiang and his son came to Zhou's house aggressively to demand justice for themselves.

And Zhou Tao's family was not to be outdone, but the two sides didn't fight, they just had a quarrel, and then Zhou Tao's family lost some money, so the matter was completely over.

As for Zhou Fei, he enjoyed the treatment his father had when he was a child, but it was not that serious.
As the New Year approached, the last episode in the village arrived as scheduled. Although Wu Jianye had already prepared all the New Year’s goods in Yanjing, he always felt that if he didn’t catch up with this episode before the New Year, there wouldn’t be much flavor of the New Year. , so Wu Jianye still took his old lady to the market.

And Zhu Zhuan stayed at home to take care of the children. After starring in "Journey to the West", Zhu Zhuan's reputation in the countryside skyrocketed. There were already a lot of people going to the market at this time. If it caused a sensation, it might have an impact on the children, so after discussing it with Wu Jianye, Zhu Juan didn't go.

Although she is very interested in rural fairs, she went there once with Wu Jianye when she came back last time.

Wu Jianye promised that she would pack the tofu brains for him back.

After parking the car, Wu Jianye and his wife walked into the crowd.

The old lady first walked towards the place where she bought pastries, saying that they were selling pastries, but in fact there was no shop, just a stall outside. In fact, the entire collection was like this, most of which were spread on the ground, or racked. Putting on the wooden table and displaying the goods, the cold wind can't stop everyone's enthusiasm.

When buying things for her grandson, the old lady was not polite at all, and Wu Jianye was responsible for carrying things behind and giving money.
At noon, Wu Jianye and his old lady came to the tofu nao stall, which was already overcrowded. When Wu Jianye and his old lady came over, there was no room left, so they could only wait for a while.

The owner of the tofu nao stall is a father and son. The old man is about 50 years old and very strong. Wu Jianye knows that this old man is not simple. The tofu nao he makes is also well-known. Let the old man take it to the county to make tofu.

After waiting for a while, seeing that there was a seat, Wu Jianye also walked over with his mother, ordered two bowls of tofu nao and a few fried dough sticks, and was eating when he heard a familiar voice.

It turned out that Zhou Tao's family also came here. Like Wu Jianye, they left their youngest daughter at home and only brought Zhou Fei here. The countryside is not safe now.
When adults generally frighten children, they also use caution to get someone abducted away as an excuse that they have tried and failed.

Zhou Fei also looked excited at this time. He had never seen such a scene in Xiangjiang. After seeing Wu Jianye, he also shouted happily: "Uncle."

Zhou Tao's family came at the right time, as one family left after eating, Zhou Fei's family also sat down.

After a while, their tofu nao was ready. Zhou Tao and Zhou Hao brothers walked over and brought them over. Zhou Tao took a sip of tofu nao with a spoon and said comfortably.

"The tofu brain at home is still delicious!"

After Zhou Fei took a sip, he complained a little: "It's a bit salty!"

Zhou Tao smiled and said, "Just drink some water."

While drinking tofu nao, Zhou Tao asked Wu Jianye, "Are you going to smash flowers in the afternoon?"

What Zhou Tao said about smashing flowers is not to destroy any flowers or the like, but to set off fireworks during the Chinese New Year. Because of the current rural environment, those later generations who can buy fireworks and have not sold them can only be smashed flowers.

Just buy some prepared gunpowder, dig a hole on the ground, put the gunpowder in, and then ignite the fireworks. The style of the fireworks can't be compared with that of later generations. It's just a simple spray of two or three meters high. Fireworks, but this is the favorite project of rural children in this era.

Under normal circumstances, this kind of thing would not be done until the fifteenth day, but it is impossible for Wu Jianye and Zhou Tao to stay at home until that time, so Zhou Tao suggested to smash flowers at this time.

Wu Jianye smiled and said, "No problem, let's go together at night."

Zhou Fei asked curiously, "What is smashing flowers?"

Zhou Tao didn't explain either, but just said, "You'll know when it's night."

After the two parties finished eating the tofu nao, Wu Jianye took out the food boxes that he had prepared earlier, packed a portion for Zhu Zhuo and his grandparents, and the mother and son went back.

When he got home, Wu Jianye saw a very happy smile on his grandma and grandpa's face.

"What's the matter, so happy?" Wu Jianye asked.

Grandma smiled and said, "Your aunt just called back and said that she and your fourth aunt will come over in the second year of junior high school!"

In the past, the fourth aunt and the younger aunt would not come so early. They usually came back in the sixth or seventh day of junior high school.

Wu Jianye smiled and said, "That's a good thing!"

He has always had a good relationship with his fourth aunt and younger aunt, and the two aunts have always been very kind to him, even before Wu Jianye was reborn.

So they were very happy to come back to Wu Jianye early.

I thought that I would not be able to see them when I was going to the Berlin Film Festival, but now it seems that I don't have to worry about it.

Grandma also said: "By the way, your uncle just came, let's go to your uncle for dinner tonight."

The Chinese New Year in my hometown is like this, there are almost endless dinners, if there are many relatives, it will be more lively, and Wu Jianye's family is even more so.

Wu Jianye didn't refuse either, but he still asked, "Is my brother-in-law going?"

Grandma smiled and said, "Don't dare to go."

Wu Jianye chuckled: "You are mighty!"

(End of this chapter)